Pit: What kind of animal is that? Some kind of wombat, or a shrew or something.
Viridi: It's a bandicoot Pit! They're a rare native to Australia.
Palutena: This particular bandicoot is named Crash. He was created by his enemy, Dr. Neo Cortex as an experiment in a vain attempt for world domination.
Viridi: THOSE HUMANS ARE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE! EXPERIMENTING ON POOR DEFENSELESS ANIMALS IS HIGH TREASON TO THE FORCES OF NATURE! I WILL MAKE SURE HE SUFFERS JUST LIKE HOW I WILL PUNISH DR EGGMAN!
Pit: Poor Crash. It's actually thinking it's a person. It's even wearing trousers
Palutena: Sympathize for him all you want, but don't underestimate him. He has defeated Cortex and his experimental minions many times over the years.
Viridi: It's just like they say, "You mess with the bull, you get the horns!" Or in this case, you get the... claws or something? I don't know.
Pit: Anyway, anything I need to know before fighting him?
Palutena: Well for one thing, be careful of his signature crazy spin attack. Not only can you be sucked into his flurry of punches and kicks, he can also use it to hover back to the stage if launched out. When he stops spinning, that's your cue to attack.
Viridi: Also, if you happen to be off the boundaries of the stage, beware of his body slam, however his stage recovery isn't so good. Plus, if he's right above you when he performs this move, air dodge and he'll fall flat on his face.
Pit: Don't worry. I'll make sure all of his moves "fall flat"! Get it? Hehe!
Viridi: Not funny Pit. Not funny.