Men in Black and DC crossover

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing read last chapter and read Velgamidragon's We Are the Men in Black.)

"So she and Bourbon hadn't been acting too much different then. Good to know." Gin said on the phone to his sister after about two weeks in Germany, getting out of the shower in his hotel room while Vodka was off with Riesling looking for the 'souvenir' and Gin had a very good idea of what he was searching for.

"No not at all. Well Kir is still holing herself up in the file room for a couple of hours every day but she takes a lot more breaks now and is still very paranoid. Bourbon still acts the same…Onii-chan why do I hear a hair dryer?"

"Because my hair is wet of course. And it's worrying how she acted withdrawn for so long before suddenly becoming like she is now." Gin said as if it was obvious and Curacao hummed slightly.

"That's true…and I still don't know why she's in the file room. Taichi doesn't know and Ano Kata isn't saying if he knows or not. But why is your hair wet? Please tell me you didn't get out of the shower and suddenly decide to call me?"

"Ah. It is worrying. He probably knows but is playing it close to the vest for some reason…and if he doesn't…then that's even worse."

"My thoughts as well. But I did notice something about all of the deaths I've investigated of the odd acting agents."

"Yes?"

"All of them were NOCs in the MiB for different organizations. Whoever Pandora is and whatever she's after she's probably using the MiB as a hunting ground for the other intelligence organizations."

"All of them?"

"Every single one. None of them got far enough to be codenamed or learn the truth however. And it gets deeper. Remember the alien that sent that message to Akai while disguised as Akemi? Well if he worked for Pandora like you believed him to then what if he sent that message to Akai because he's FBI?"

"So Pandora is after any intelligence agency and since MiB has the largest collection of agents from all over the world in it she's using it as a hunting ground. With the Hondou's… Ethan was CIA like Hidemi is now…"

"Yes. Which means they were likely targeted not because Ethan was investigating that alien that killed him but because they were CIA. Just like how it had gone after Tsutomu Akai when Rum went to meet with him to try and induct him like we tried to do with Akai."

"Which means that alien worked for Pandora as well most likely. Rum was the one who noticed the same MO between the deaths of Ethan Hondou and Tsutomu Akai wasn't he?"

"He was. He gave Kir quite the gift basket for killing the one responsible."

"I remember that part. But this is far from a coincidence then."

"And since the area those agents liver samples were stored in lost power during the blizzard we can't get anything from there here."

"That's true…so we've hit a hard wall then."

"Not at all. Instead of focusing inward let's focus out attention outward."

"We can't use our network of intelligence liaisons for this, not even counting the questionable loyalty of a few of them."

"Thinking too small there Onii-chan. All we need are the records for their autopsies involving the liver right?

"We aren't going to just find that anywhere Emma."

"But the NPA headquarters of Tokyo has them. We also have ready access to them thanks to Bourbon working for the Public Security Bureau as one of the Secret Police like Scotch used to."

"I'm not trusting him with anymore information. Not just because of his questionable actions but also because he reports to Vermouth and I want her to know nothing about this."

"He's not the only way to get information from them though Onii-chan. I can steal it. I have the skills to easily get in and out and my memorization ability means I don't need to worry about something like a jump drive or corrupted data."

"I don't like this Emma…It's a good idea since you're a one woman army when you want to be…but I don't like it."

"Cute. You think I need or was asking for your permission. I was planning on doing it anyways whether you gave me permission or liked it or not. I'll probably break in tonight so I can go ahead and get it out of the way before I'm not capable again."

"Not capable again? What do you mean Emma? Are you alright? Is something wrong with the twins?"

"Oh calm down nii-chan. It's not bad or anything…well I mean it is kind of dangerous and it can be life threatening but I doubt I'll be in danger."

"Emma what the hell are you talking about?!"

"Oh cool your heels Eddie. I've already had one set of twins. This pregnancy will probably be even easier on me since I know what to expect this time."

"Pregnancy?! Emma you gave birth literally not even seven months ago and you're already pregnant again?!"

"Yes? It's the risk of having a healthy sex life with your fiance. Honestly I'll be surprised if you and Sherry-chan are married before she ends up pregnant."

"Emma what the fuck!?"

"I only had it confirmed this morning so I haven't even told Rum yet. Talk to you later big brother! Love you but I have a police headquarters to break into and then a fiance to ravish tonight."

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

She hung up on him and it took him a minute for his brain to restart as he stared dumbly at the phone in his hand for a moment. When it did he immediately dialed another number.

"Hello-

"RUM YOU'RE DEAD YOU PIRATE BASTARD?!"

"Ow! Gin the hell? What did I do to piss you off while you're in Germany?! We aren't even on the same continent!"

"YOU KNOCKED UP EMMA AGAIN YOU ASS!"

"…"

"Wait…I did?!"

"YES YOU FUCKING DID! SHE JUST TOLD ME THAT IT WAS CONFIRMED THIS MORNING YOU PIRATE BASTARD!"

"Please stop screaming! The twins are in my office right now and I don't want you to wake them!"

"I'm going to shoot you in your ass you pirate bastard."

"Can you please stop calling me that? I know I have a fake eye but that doesn't mean that I'm a pirate!"

"You're still a sister stealer!"

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"Sorry Tiachi but at least Edward isn't here to deck you this time." Emma said giggling slightly to herself since she knew her brother. He was likely reaming Rum a new one over the phone again.

That's when she suddenly felt something hit her neck as she approached her car. Slapping at it and whirling around she found a dart falling to the ground and saw Vermouth standing there with a small ugly smile on her lips.

"Sorry Curacao. You really are one of my favorites despite being his beloved twin." Vermouth said and Curacao felt her mind get fuzzy, her body slowly becoming unresponsive and she quickly but discreetly typed out the code word for her being in danger and sending it to her twin.

"Ver…mouth…?"

"Not quite my dear. You're technically right but also so very wrong."

"Wha…" Curacao's head became blurry and she wasn't able to form another word as a haze fell over her.

"Congrats on the baby Curacao…but let's go. You have work to do my angel of music."