To all ships - The oversized volatile pitcher™ Is not just a big slingshot! It is our main weapon against Graf Zeppelin's Jehovah witnesses!

Albacore - You're surprisingly talented with using the oversized volatile pitcher™ for defensive purposes, but I just don't feel comfortable with handing you a building sized slingshot.

Atago - For inspiring Bismarck, you will be leashed.

Ayanami - Just because you're a ship, that doesn't mean you can or should tank cannonshells with your face. Go to Vestal for repairs.

Belfast - You will not use Enterprise 1 to satiate your public humiliation fetish. This is not a suggestion.

Bismarck - Do not punish subordinates by forcing them to nude in public. Indecency does not faze anyone in this base.

Enterprise 1 - hydrogen peroxide gets rid of blood. Just get cleaned up. - No! It's not okay if you actually enjoy it! I'm going to introduce you to my psychiatrist! - If it wasn't for your honeymoon, or Belfast screaming seventh heaven inside your bedroom at night, I'd have believed that this marraige was doomed from the start.

Enterprise 2 - That is what you get for being a cheap skate and refusing to give us the rats. Since imprissoning you seems quite useless as a punishment, we will be sending you on a raft into the pacific.

Formidable - You may not make an entrance using homemade bombs. - You may not use homamade bombs. - True, a nuke is not a homemade bomb, but you still may not use them. Especially to make an entrance.

Graf Zeppelin - For sneaking in those actual Jehovah witnesses in our military base at night, we will find you, and you will discover the horrors of pyre crucifixion.

Honolulu - Your suggestion that Roon is the reincarnation of Satan will be thuroughly investigated.

Hornet - Do not attempt to kill Belfast for deviling Enterprise 1. Besides, if anyone is doing the "defiling," it's Enterprise. Have you heard the screams?!

Illustrious - No, you may not flash you oppenonents as a destraction. Congratulations on being the cause for the most seizures ever in human history.

Javelin - DD guns are not a safe way to start campfires.

Jean Barte - The last thing Purifier needs is a rival. I want this base to remain radiation-free!

Kaga - I know that the Jehovah are annoying, but we will not declare war on all of Christianity. - Nor will we be waging war against god. - or all of religion in the world.

Laffey - Do not raid the Vatican secret archives just to see if you can succesfully do it. - Well. so, you can. Now you know. congratulations...

Prinz Eugen - Bismarck does not have the authority to force you to skinny dip, even if you enjoy the process.

Sheffield - You may not use the Jehovah as ammunition for the oversized volatile pitcher™.

Taihō - The admiral fanclub is to seize the construction of the holy church of commanderism immediatly! - We will not train those new Jehovah to "spread the good word of our lord and savior the commander."

Tirpitz - When Bismarck is trying to punish you by ordering you to skinny dip, you're allowed to tell me. - put your clothes on first, and then go to me second!

Z23 - I consider you to be the "normal" one of the destroyers. Therefor, I must ask; Why are you friends with Laffey and Javelin? I've overheard their masterplan to quite literly melt all your braincells with a semiconductor laser.

Zuikaku - You do not have six future wifes, even if they agreed to it. - Don't play the homophobe card on me, I know you're straight. I still have half of the burned marraige proposal you wrote over 7 months ago.

Operative missive

reseach pacific - Don't just go sending random unknown time-travel devices to my doorstep!

Local pyromaniac - Safety protocols with radioactive bombs, although apreciated, are completely neglegent considering the miliue we're in.

Hull-eating guest - You'd make a great trash can.

The shadow of Zama - You're not a woman. Stay out of the women's baths.

Cemalidor - I apreciate you trying to help me, but are you trying to feed me drunk! - If anyone's having a crisis by this point, it's me.

Astra - Pathetic. There is no escaping the Belfast demon. Not even in space-time.

The janitor - Hmm. Look at that. A message in a bottle. So people still use those kinds of practices. That's cute. You know what, I'll send it further down the sea and hope it'll reach whoever it's meant for. Bon voyage!

Reinkasahi - Thank you for your contributions to the piranha grenade testings. Your fingers will be missed.

Lone rider - Stop taking the younger destroyers on a fourth reich tour simply because they "asked nicely." You can say no, you know?

Joshua olejasz - Any date with Chaser is a succes as long as you have tea. especially among these times.

Shadow Onyx - Could you help me with boosting morale before my shipgirls defect because of tea parties with the enemy?

The middle man - PERMISSION DENIED! - What is a "Fatman" and why is Belfast chasing the Sakura empire fleet with it?

Touhoufanatic - You lost it?! - Why is Cleveland giggling so much...?

Francis - I have nukes. I don't need more battleships! Seriously, it feels like everything you operatives bring is an attempt to destroy this naval base.

High command - Do not convince yourself that I am the lord and savior by listing the a woman who shot a gun at you for winning in a game of battleship!

Some guy - I know one better. Don't speak to Belfast.

PlayerUltima - Hey, We don't just have a cardboard box. Soon we'll also have trained rats.

Warcorgi - What?! Burn the drugs! That's an order! I'll try to subdue Roon, but do it immediatly!

Sorry for the wait. I'll be honest, my effort in this story is starting to wane a little. So, a change of plans;

-Chapters will now be updated weekly

-All admiral's missive's will from now on be big lists. Gives you some content for the longer waiting time.

-I feel like wrapping this story up around week 35 á 40. So the ending to this complete havoc is in sight.

Thank you everyone for the continued effort in the reviews.