Chapter summary: Tony carries a nuke to space, but it what happened afterwards that matters.
Iron man goes up to space carrying a nuke on his back and is falling back down to the ground with the Hulk that catches him and the moment his eyes snapped back open he sees Jenny barking happily and wagging her tail at him.
"Please, don't tell me you kissed me."
He did not like dog kisses."
Jenny tried to lick him to death. Tony stopped her and picked himself up only to look around him as the Avengers are currently picking themselves up of the ground. All, but Thor and Hulk.
"Um, what happened?"
Captain America clothes wore torn he was also bleeding a bit. Black Widow hair was a mess, Clint was a mess on the floor.
"My nose. I swear she bit my nose."
"Yap!"
"Your warrior dog put up a great fight with the team," Thor said proudly.
"No, thanks to you," Captain America muttered under his breath.
"Yap!"
"Puny team," Hulk said.
"I don't think she took it well when you didn't wake up Stark," Black Widow said.
"She attacked me! I swear this is all because I spend too much time with Steve," Clint said.
"Hey!" Steve protested.
"What? She didn't attack me until you woke up from the ice."
"I'm pretty sure she was just upset at Tony death and wasn't thinking clearly."
"No, it because your secretly evil."
"So, she attacked everyone, but Hulk and Thor?" Tony asked.
"Indeed," Thor said.
With Captain America and Hawkeye fighting in the background.
Tony gasped dramatically.
"How dare you accuse her of this. Jenny would never harm anyone."
Will she had in the past, but she never bitten anyone thank God or he would have to put her down. Tony did not want to put Jenny down.
She just tore of shoes and chased people up trees.
"Jenny is well train and would never attack any of you," Tony said as Thor helped him up of the ground.
Iron man still held Jenny in his arm.
"Are you, suggestion that we attack ourselves?" Steve asked.
"Yes, because your clearly jealous of Jenny picking me over you lot. Isn't that right Jenny? Now, let go meet the God in the tower that the Hulk smashed."
"She a good puppy," Hulk said.
"I'm not evil Clint. Natasha don't join his side she attacked all three of us and I'm the one being blame."
"That's because Nat knows Jenny never attacked any of us until you woke up."
Tony ignored that because in his eyes. Jenny was a very good girl. Yes, she was, a very good girl and no Jenny do not lick him to death.
Loki wakes up to dog licking his face, wagging her tail and Stark wondering if he was truly evil or not. Since Jenny normally sends villains up a tree.
All while Steve and Clint are still fighting in the background. As Clint pointed out how Steve is actually a bad guy who been brainwashed. Steve would like to say he was not brainwashed. Clint would say that what a brainwashed Steve would say and really the conversation just got silly. After, Clint went on talking about a super solider killer who works for a nine headed dragon. Clint where did the dragon come from?