Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"Man, I'm living the life... the easy life now."
"Newbie get back to work, you don't have the time to be relaxing. Please remember that you're the lowest on the totem pole!"
Megumin's "Master" was currently with Stunk, Zel, and Brooz on an 11 day long quest, considering that they were required to take a carraige to transport some important goods and act as guards for the goods during travel. Meaning that for nearly 2 weeks Megumin was having an extremely easy time with her sex slave duties.
AKA: She didn't need to do them right now.
Naruto might have bought her out of the goodness of his heart, but her day started off with him using her as a living body pillow. He snuggled her all night long, and sometimes in the morning he would get a load or two out on her body, he made extra careful not to get it inside of her when it wasn't in her mouth. Then she had to clean the room before her shift working for the pub started, followed by taking a shower to get the smell of sex off of her to avoid getting teased by the sexual species in the pub.
Ivy was a nice boss.
Crim was a nice coworker.
Meidri was understanding at least.
Tanya was a problem.
"You've barely been here longer than me, so why do you get to boss me around?" Megumin asked under her breath.
Tanya was very popular with masochistic customers who enjoyed the way that she treated them, which helped them stay busy at all times. Meidri was a hard ass with customers when it came to perverted stuff, but overall she was super pleasant and cheerful. Crim was just an all around good worker, though he took regular time off when he was dragged to brothels.
"Naruto told you to follow all my orders while he is gone, so get to work."
"EEP!?"
-With The Reviewer Group-
"We're almost fucking there... I remember why I hate carraiges." Naruto complained as he saw the castle in the middle of nowhere. They had a bunch of stuff they were protecting, but the travel was so slow that it was almost unbearable for him. "The pay isn't that great either for how long the travel time is." Naruto just kept complaining.
Long missions sucked.
"Sorry you're not fighting some giant monster or saving a village, trust me when I say this will be worth it. Girlula is a Vampire Lord of this land, and connected to his castle is a barely used store... Necrowaif, an undead store." Zel explained.
"Undead girls... never slept with an undead before. What kind of undead are we talking about?"
"Sexy zombies, ghosts, Jiangshi, and there are vampires, but customers can't have sex with them. Only Count Girlula can fuck them. Pretty much, this store is his own personal harem that he doesn't care if other sleep with... a harem with no romantic attachment to him." Zel explained the types of girls one could find at the store. "Also skeletons."
"You can sleep with a skeleton... I should tell Ainz..." Naruto muttered, before he raised an eyebrow.
"... You can't penetrate them or actually have sex with them."
"Ah... makes sense, I guess is Skeleton Girls exist and they can't do anything, then Ainz is pretty screwed too. Not that he really cares too much. Stunk, calm your boner!" Naruto saw that Stunk was already hard in anticipation of a good lay.
"It's been 9 days and I haven't gotten laid!"
"Well suck it up... wait... ghost girls?" Naruto asked with crossed arms, a raised eyebrow.
"Afraid of ghosts?" Brooz questioned.
A common fear.
"Not really, when I was growing up I was afraid, but since I learned I can touch ghosts with my chakra I stopped being afraid." Naruto remembered when Nagato ripped his soul out of his body, and he used his chakra to be able to touch his own soul to pull it back inside of him. Not to mention he had experience with ghosts now as an adult, spirits and reincarnation as well, so for him ghosts didn't really do much more than creep him out a little.
Zel started to write something down in a notebook.
Note: Naruto can fuck ghosts and touch souls.
Zel was making a list of the weird stuff that Naruto could do that kind of messed with the laws of nature AND magic, since nobody else could fuck ghosts, that made Naruto quite unique in their world.
"Lets stop by the store first, then finish our delivery... Naruto can leave a clone to guard all the stuff." Stunk stated when he paid close attention and saw the store was soon in sight. Now that he was purposely looking forward to it.
-At the Store-
"Wow... it stinks a little." Naruto covered his nose when he noticed that the Receptionist girl had her brain out of her skull and was playing with it, a dumb look on her face. The girl had stitches all over her body, with different patches of skill being a different color. "Cute receptionist though." Naruto commented.
She ripped open her own head and put her brain back in where it came from.
"Welcome to Necrowaif, and undead only store, nice to see you."
"I'll go with a ghost girl, this Spirette girl, and the undead girl who smells the least." Naruto looked at the prices and put down enough money to get two girls.
"Ah... well... okay, the least smelly girl then. You know you can't touch-
-2 Days Later-
Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 4
Most people can't touch souls, but since I can, I got a unique experience with a ghost girl. Her body felt like touching pure energy, and being inside of her was unique. It was kind of funny, I could touch her but my cum didn't, so it came flying out of the top of her head when I finished. Undead girls with real bodies have a smell to them, which is a turn off, but breath through your mouth and ignore how cold their bodies are, and you'll be able finish just fine, but the fact you need to do that is why I took some points off.
Stunk, the Human: 6
We went to an undead story, and I picked the zombie receptionist. She was cute, hospitable, and good at her job. I would give an 8 or 9 if she was human, but her breath smells like raw fish, making it hard to stay hard. The fact her pussy smelled kind of bad made it... how do I put it, kind of tough to keep going. With no blood in her body, she had a super cold body, which is good for some and bad for others.
It would be great on a hot day, but something needs to be done about the smell.
Zel, the Elf: 6
The physical undead are usually pretty smelly, and if you're not a freak you can't have sex with ghosts of skeletons physically. This line up won't be popular with most species that don't like rotten smells, and the species that like those smells won't get aroused, but more hungryu. If you pick a Jiangshi, a Hopping Vampire, you're only smell blood on their breath which isn't as bad as others. Their bodies are rigor mortis-y, so they just kind of sit there and take it like a limp fish, taking points for it.
Brooz, the Dog Hybrid: 3
I was worried about the smell, so I picked a girl who doesn't smell. Since Naruto took the ghost, my only choice was a skeleton. You can't insert anything into a bunch of bones, and sure her bones were nice to suck on, but there was nothing erotic about them so I just sucked on her bones until I was done. I'll just go visit a different girl when I get back to town.
"Ma-Master!?"
"Sup, she behave herself?" Naruto asked Tanya as he walked in after the rest of the guys, and Megumin who had been slacking off jerked to attention and started to work harder. "Well, I'm tired, so I'm going to borrow her for a nap. I need my body pillow for snuggles." Naruto lifted Megumin up and started to carry her towards his room.
Naruto put her down.
"Just kidding, anyway, here is an allowance Megumin since you're been working hard." Naruto tossed a small bag of gold coins to her. Since she worked for pretty much free for the pub, she wasn't going to be getting any money to spend on herself unless it came from him. "Tanya, I'm taking back ownership of Megumin." Naruto pat Tanya on the head as he walked by.
"Right, next time I'll be sure to beat the slacker out of her."
"Naruto, can you go to the Volcano region and pick up some Fire Gems with Crim for me?" Ivy's vine came out of the window and asked him for her.
...
"Sure! Come on Crim, we've got to pick up some Fire Gems!"
Time to get some sexy BBQ.
Chapter End!
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This is quite the story. CANT believe I was against reading it at first. Very, very entertaining. The copious sexual content, without the graphic scenes that could be there, give it a sort of teasing quality that stimulates the pervert hemisphere of my brain without suffocating the humor hemisphere. Garnetio, the Kohai of Christmas: 9
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