Chapter 31: Jobs and Rituals
Meanwhile With Unra Stoneheart
Unra Stoneheart was doing the raids on some amture bandits to test out her asswomen nea spelss and also caused she justy liek to killer pepole and make them dye. So it weas good luk that she came aross a castle fortess for some evill deads to be doned.
Unra Stoneheart than kciked down the door with a kicking down the door spell that she knowes and whent to blwo up som foools. It was good lokc that there was a goy who aprcohed her and sayed "you have to find mah wif she has be the captured by evil bandits her nam is Fjola and she is teh lvoe of his live yadatada and so on".
Unra Stoneheart thinked threat she did not need to help this fool and was abotu to murdered him but than had eyedear "I cold killer his wife cut of her hed and than show it to him and say "her is your beloved wife fool" and that would be such a good jest. Yes a good jest on some poor fool who takes love and Skyrim world too serisouly and Unra Stoneheart enjoyed a good jest".
She was thinking all of this to herslef and than agred to go find his poor wife probaly some famrer duaghter so she stated a disco inferno in one room making all bandits burn and than inanother she tunred one of the bandits into wild bare and all teh over bandits attavkc and set him on fire. Than she kiled teh others with a dark plague spell and tham made tere farces bled and they dye.
So Unra Stoneheart was killing and killing. Atacking some with living butcher nifes that move on tere own and others with igant iceicals and some with living snowmen that she made and brought to live using eivl magic. They did well until some fire mage dude melted them with his fire spell but Unra Stoneheart got revnege but using a sommon yeti spel and the yeti atwe him.
Unra Stoneheart than fort the bandit lutinet and kiled him with a horror splel . THan she was at thea top of the totwers and a woman came to her and spoke "All right, snowback. Who are you, and what are you doing in my tower?".
Unra Stoneheart figurred that the over woman called her snowback cause of Unra Stoneheart;s snwoman amy that she had kiled gaurds with and also the thing with the Yeti. "I am hear for Forjia or something like that" and the woman sayed "you mean Fjola? How do you know my name" and Unra Stoneheart told teh sotry "and Fjola sayed "My husbands here? I am thought with him I knowkced this ramble into shape and they work for me now and more want to join me" and she aded "I wil dye before I go back to him" and Unra Stoneheart sayed " 'spect but how are we going to get rid of him. Do you whant me to kiler him?".
Thant Fjola sayed "No I dont whant to go back to him but I do not want him ded either. I didnt' evan expect him to follow me al the way out here but he has. Just giv him my ring and tel him I dyed or something" Fjola spoke.
Unra Stoneheart thinked it was simply just to kil the guy but she whent along wit it anways and whent down to jim and sayed "Christer I cold not find your wife only her ring" she ddint' sahy that Fjola was ded cause she wanted some levrage over her. Than Christer sayed "She was here there is is still hop and I will lock everwhere to find her. THank kind lady and kep the ring." and he dispared into the Skyrim plains and to this day he has yet to be seen.
Now Unra Stoneheart reutrned to Fjola and said "it is onde he is gone" and Fjola was the realvedal "Unra Stoneheart I am in your debt thak you for ridding me of that boring man. I wil repay you someday" and than they bid each over godbye. Two evil women who hate normal life and that stuff you have to admire them to som extent even if they are teh evils.
Meanwhile with Johnny Drunkparrot
Johnny Drunkparrot was drinking and was drunk as drunk can be a hole barle of rum whent down his throat and many moar. Than Aloe the Huntress came to him and sayed "I have misioned pirate" and Johnny Drunkparrot saywd "AYE! What be it" and she told him that there is a wild beast in somones houyse and Johnny Drunkparrot must kil it.
So Johnny Drunkparrot yelled "Set Full Sail!" and charged out into his ship and did sail to the house in winterhold and there Johnny Drunkparrot whent into the house were the wolf was just chilling but they met eyes and new that it was a chllange.
So Johnny Drunkparrot tore of his shert to show his bear chest with his aoncor tato and he wresseld the wolf and pined it liek in WWF or as it snow know as WWE. Johnny Drunkparrot and the wolf also had a boxing match son Johnny Drunkparrot best in raw combat and took a bottle of rum and drank a whole lot.
Than Johnny Drunkparrot sawed that the citixens of Winerhold have bean watching this "YAAAAR! What yee all loking at?" Johnny Drunkparrot axed and Alyce who is among the crowds on break form the collage sayed "a madman" and Johnny Drunkparrot sayeded "Blimey! lass you be watch quite well prehaps you whoud liek to find what this mad Seadog cold do under the sheats" but Alyice said "mmmh shamless" and whent off. Johnny Drunkparrot retunred back to base and drinking moar rum.
Than he was givin the next quest "I feel that you cold do anther quest. There are some vampires in famr nearby" told Aloe and Johnny Drunkparrot sayed "they realy make you woke hear" Johnny Drunkparrot noted and he heady back to the land sea again.
So Johnny Drunkparrot found the farm and he did mind those landlubers tied to their feilds liek slaves he was a man of the seven oceans. Now Johnny Drunkparrot sawed the vampire gaurd and shot in with a musket shot to the mead. Then he opened the door and set some flaming barrels down to the set the palce on fire.
There was the burning vampries but an arcade abosrbing monstar absorbed al the flmaes but Johnny Drunkparrot tok advantage of this and stabed it with a sliver cutless. Than Johnny Drunkparrot stabed a stake thought a vampires hart and behaded the over. Than Johnny Drunkparrot swashbukled wit the haed vampired and they did major batle amdist the buring vampire den. It was sword uop sword and steel upon steel. This was until the head vampire got Johnny Drunkparrot pined and but Johnny Drunkparrot head at hand free and puled out his flintlock and sayed "walk the plank BILGE RAT!" and blew a hole in the fiend rotten hart and it died but gave Johnny Drunkparrot the middle finger before it dyed.
When Johnny Drunkparrot arived at the base agin he got his pay "Yaaaar" he say and then Aloe told him that there was important mision for him.
Meanwhile with Little Hood
The plans of Mercer Fray showed that he is was gona to steel the eyes of the falmer and than diseaper into the night. Brynjolf told Little Hood that tose wear Gallus top seacret progjected. "This is moast dire newsed" noted Little Hood and Brynjolf sayed "it is but now we msut meat with Karliah who wants to sek wit us".
So Little Hood whent to speak with the woman herslef and he left on his horse wirth his merry men. Ridding thoight Skyrim
Little Hood, Little Hood,
Riding through the glen,
Little Hood, Little Hood,
With his band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Little Hood! Little Hood! Little Hood!
He called the greatest archers
To a tavern on the green,
They vowed to help the people of the Skyrim,
They handled all the trouble
On the Nirn country scene,
And still found plenty of time to sing.
Little Hood, Little Hood,
Riding through the glen,
Little Hood, Little Hood,
With his band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Little Hood! Little Hood! Little Hood!
So Little Hood and his Merry Men road and found tere way to the entrance of the nighting gale hall and there was Karliah amd Brynjolf. Little Hood was amazed that he finaly got to sea the inside of the
Karliah spoke to Little Hood and told him that it was time to deicde what was to hapen to Mercer Fray. and Brynjof sayed "he should dye!" and Karliah agreed and so did Little Hood and His Merry Men. Little Hood also remebered that something that Karliah had tolded him eariler
Flashback
"Mercer Fray killed Gallas he was a great Impreail who are base don the Romans. Gallas was my menator my friend and much more. I also know that your father served Gallas and Mercer Frayed kill him as well"
Flashfoward
So of coruse Little Hood agred that he should dye cause he killered his father and thus he should also dye cause the father of Little Hood was a god man. So it was time do more things.
Karliah poined out that Mercer Fray is a nightingglae so they decided to become nightinggales because they can.
So they met up at some cave and Brinjoft cold not belive that tey wear there as he thinked that it was al just a mythed and Karliah told that wes deliberate. So they al donned nightinggale armour and had to do some ritual to noctremal and pledge algience to the twilist specucer of Nocternol. Little Hood was for it but Brinjof and Preist Nuck was opsed cause Brinjof was not want to do contracts he dint know and Priest Nuck is not want to make deals wit eivl dedera.
However they came around cause it is neessety to stop the Mercer also Noctunral has done som good things anad it doens't count if you have your fingers crossed beind your back.
So they did the rutial and Karliah sumoned Noctural and they did some legal speak about contracts and such than all ritual was done it was the most boring riutal and Nero would give it bad rating on rate my ritual. So it was done and Little Hood and his Merry Men are now nightingglaes also Brinjoft is now a Merry Man and they all go on their own missions now but the main mission had todone furist.
But it was not that time for Karliah to say something importyant and that is that Mercer Fray had stoled the Seklingtoned Key witch can unluck any door but it's powar is still insinifcant compared with the dark side of the force.
So it was soon now time to stop him befoare he stole those eys "Huzzah!"
To be Contuned
also I mite star making chapters shorter and maybe do one charcter story per chapter? Is good idea? LEt me know