A Walk Among Giants, Chapter 31: Recipe For Disaster!
And now I'm back, from outer space! I forgot how this goes exactly… something… something lock…. Go on now go! walk out the door!
WAIT! I didn't mean that come back!
Special thankie with a warm blankie bundled up to:
UltimateCCC: huh I didn't think of it like that… Heh imagine his reaction when he finds out!
TheShadowStarr23: yeah kinda, and yes kiiiiind of…
Well you know that Dark Link always has a secret agenda hehehehe!
Well the real real reason hasn't been revealed yet, and I mean sure you can blame Raven for that, but then you'll start a chain of who's fault it really is and that could get messy.
You'll be very surprised!
*crunch* *crunch* *crinkle* *crinkle* *crunch*
"What are you doing?!" Peach exclaimed as soon as she entered the door to the store.
"What I'm starving I had to skip lunch!" Sheik responded with a shrug while holding a large bag of chips. "Besides I paid for these FYI!" The Sheikah states while waving her off.
"I mean that!" Peach says pointing towards the back to see all the rowdy swordsmen packing baskets with all sorts of goodies, and somehow roping Falcon into joining.
"Falcon… CRAWNCH!" He says taking a bite out of a spicy pork skins until he noticed the pink princess glaring at him. He just smiled sheepishly while she slowly pulled out her infamous pan.
"Alright everyone you got ten minutes to evacuate or eradicate!" Peach says while smacking her palm with the pan.
"Hey! You-a punks are out-a mustard!" Wario speaks up while holding a large yellow container in one hand and a huge hotdog in the other.
"Wario…" Peach says with a blank stare… "What is that?" She asks while he tossed the bottle aside and hid his hotdog behind his back.
"Oh uhhh… Carrot!" He says while grinning innocently. "On a bun…"
"Hey wario check out my sixtuple stacked burger packed with bacon and spicy chips and an extra layer of cheese!" Dedede says as he comes out the back to see Peach casting her glare at him. See Peach was in charge of the smashers diet, so of course anything not in her dietary plan could land you in a world of hurt courtesy of a 2 hour "lecture" with her.
"Oh my goddess! you guys really need to try the damn nachos! They are crunchy as hell and this chilli is spicy! Whoo I'm definitely going to have the runs later lf you know what I mean!" Dark Link comes shortly after with a huge grin and waves a hand behind him. The other two clear their throats while waving their hands across their throats. He turns to see the now sinister looking princess that had a dark aura around her.
"Oh my, forgive me dear, Peach!" Dark Link says sweetly as he walks to her with an innocent smile. "I'm sure we can let this slide once now can we, we all have our little cheat days don't we?" He says while putting his arm around her and giving her a very sincere look.
"I don't know what you're talking about!" She says turning her head to the side. He just grinned to himself as he knew he held all the cards.
"Oh do I need to remind you my dear?" He begins…
*Flashback*
"Why isn't anyone falling in love!" Peach says frustratingly as she shoved another spoonful of ice cream into her mouth. She was looking at her hit list of potential targets to get hitched, but so far nothing got anywhere. "The chemistry is there, I just need a little spark to ignite the flame!" She says while stabbing her spoon deep into her bowl of ice cream.
"Oh what's this?" Dark Link says appearing out of nowhere making the princess nearly jump out of her skin.
"What the hell are YOU doing here?" She demands seeing as he was in a pink fluffy kitty ice cream shop, which was mainly marketed towards women… young women…
"I come here on the weekends for their irresistible lava chocolate cake…" He admits nonchalantly before he takes a seat next to her. "My my princess for someone so subconscious about health, I must say your selection here brings up a lot of questions!" He begins.
"T-that not mine!" She blurts out embarrassed, she looked completely flustered and startled. Like a deer caught in the headlights with its pants down.
"Then why are you holding the whimsical spoon?" He said and crossed his arms. "Lets see here oh my princess this is full fat vanilla ice cream! And are those bits of chocolate candy in there, milk chocolate no less! tisk tisk. And lastly heavy strawberry syrup to top it all off if I had to guess I'd say you were a hypocrite!" He says leaning back in his chair with the biggest grin you'd ever seen on a person.
"I only come here when I'm stressed okay!" She exclaimed and crossed her arms.
"You must be stressed a lot then!" He states while her face starts to go red from embarrassment. "Now Imagine how everyone will react when they find out about this scandal? hm..."
*end flashback*
"We're good here right?" Dark Link says getting near her face with a huge grin and slowly eating a nacho chip. She however was shaking with anger but kept a straight face nonetheless. "Gentleman, the lady here has proclaimed we snack as our heart desires!" Dark Link called out while everyone erupted into loud cheers and Peach stormed out of the store fuming with steam coming out of her head like a boiling kettle.
Raven was waiting next to the door while breathing into a paper bag heavily. "Where are the others?" She asked while still keeping the bag over her mouth. "You said we were going to organize a search party?" the tactician says as she begins to breathe into the bag again while Peach watched it inflate and crumble over and over.
"There's been a change of plans…" Peach says with a defeated sigh. "We've lost complete control of the situation!" Peach says as she leaned against the wall. Raven began to breathe more heavily as indicated by the rapid movement of the bag. Peach satched it away from the tactician and threw it on the floor while stomping on it. "Would you stop that? that isn't helping anything!" She says while Raven just stood still while now holding an imaginary bag. She then turns to see Robin, Ryu, and Little Mac covered in soot like they were just in an explosion. "Would any of you care to tell me what happened to our vehicle?" She says while they all kind of smiled sheepishly while avoiding her gaze.
*earlier*
After the group had all left the van Ryu and Mac gave each other a look before they nod while smiling to themselves. Ryu reaches into the back of the van while Robin looks up from his book. "What are you doing?" He asked the fighter who sat back down in his seat holding a large box with a grin.
"Fireworks" he replies plainly while taking one out of the box. Little Mac hands him some matches and he begins to flick the fire alight.
"Um I don't think it would be quite ethical to set that off in here don't you think?" Robin nervously said while Ryu waved him off and punched out a window. "I believe there is a button for that purpose…" he says shortly after. The thing shots off into the distance and they all watch it begin to sparkle and laugh. "That actually was pretty neat!" Robin says while Ryu hands him the box, "oh don't mind if I do!" He says taking one out of the box and lighting it. He watched it fly out the window and make multicolored sparkles off in the distance. Mac and Ryu grab more of them and the trio begin shooting fireworks every which way and anticipating the different outcome of patterns and colors. The night sky was lit up by colorful sparks and loud crackles and pops filled the air. For a moment Robin forgot about his predicament and his unease over the situation. And of course he spotted something that made his eyes sparkle and grin like a madman.
"Gentleman might I suggest we make this more interesting!" He says getting ahead of himself and taking out a HUGE one from the box.
"Do it!" Mac says while patting the tactician on the shoulder. Robin sets it up and begins flicking the match while they all giggled to themselves. Except Robin had it pointing the wrong way, the thing shoots to the front of the car and fills it with bright red light. Right before sparks started shooting off into every direction while the three smashers scrambled to evacuate the vehicle. As soon as they all crawl out the broken window the vehicle explodes sending them backwards and landing in a small patch of grass. The explosion was multicolored and sparks flew out in many different directions. "Nice…" Mac says while holding up his fist, Robin slowly lifted up his shaking fist and gave him a fist bump.
*present*
Peach just stared at them in disbelief and then just plopped herself down on the pavement. "Screw it I quit!" She says while taking out a little bottle from her pink coat and begins chugging it.
"We still need to find Lucina and Dark Pit!" Raven whined but the princess waved her off and took out another bottle to chug.
"Why bother, for all we know they could have flown back to the mansion!" Peach claimed while Raven tightly clutched Robin's hoodie.
"Well you're going to help me look then, we'll be the beacon of hope tonight!" She says while dragging along her counterpart.
"If you insist but I really rather keep my distance as I am not looking to be bit again, once is enough thank you very much!" Robin states while he is dragged along and she gave him a look before she continued on her way.
"You're being ridiculous" she responds plainly.
"Oh I'm being ridiculous?!" He fired back while she stopped and turned to him.
"Well out of the two of us who is the nincompoop who blew themselves up?" She says while he sweat drops. "Also the fact of the matter is still that Lucina up and disappeared, doesn't that worry you in the slightest? Do you not care about her anymore?" She adds while Robin just gazed straight ahead with no expression. "Robin…" Raven breathed out slowly, it seemed he didn't want to answer because he knew she wouldn't like his answer, she was his twin after all they share the same mind.
"She makes her own choices now, we have no right to interfere. She is a grown woman, she is more than capable of handling herself." He says plainly.
"Robin… are you?" She asked worriedly as he slowly turned his gaze towards her.
"Am I what?" He asked sternly, but she just held her hands up to her chest. She gave him a sincere look knowing exactly where this was going.
"I FOUND THEM!" Palutena called out a few ways away. "Where have you been young man? do you have any idea how worried I've been?!" She shouts at Dark Pit no doubt as she disappears behind some bushes. Raven turns to look at Robin briefly before she runs off towards Palutena.
"I need to move on from her, you know that!" he said, making her stop dead in her tracks. She stood there for a moment before she ran off again. "But I can't bring myself to…" He whispered to himself as he looked up at the moon placing a hand over his bandage.
"Lucina where have…" Raven began until she saw the two of them and just looked on with a blank expression. She was at a loss of words and so was the goddess who looked equally as lost as her.
"I'm trying to get this stuck kitty out of the tree!" Lucina responds while being halfway up a tree despite her restraints. That didn't stop her however from trying to reach the next branch.
"Pittoo where are your shoes, socks, jacket, and your left sleeve? You'll catch a cold out here!" Palutena adds as she rushes over towards the dark angel while looking around.
"Well…" He began while rubbing the back of his head and then looked up at the tree with all his belongings stuck on it. "I threw my shoe up there to get the cat down but it got stuck. So I threw my other shoe to get my first shoe down but it also got stuck so then-"
"Ok I get the picture!" Palutena says with a frustrated sigh. "Now we just need to get your stuff out of there…" She adds while looking around with her hands on her hips.
"You can always try to throw your shoes!" Pittoo remarks while he swayed back and forth with a dumb smile on his face. The goddess however turned and gave him a look.
"Ok first of all!" Raven began and held up a finger, "that's not a cat, it's a squirrel! Second of all, Lucina you are climbing the wrong tree! Thirdly you don't get a cat out of a tree by throwing things at it! And forth and foremost how did you get that far up while being restraint?" Raven says as she still stared in disbelief.
"Then I swear that squirrel must be bilingual because I distinctly heard it meow!" Lucina states and crosses her arms while Raven facepalms.
"I did too fyi" Pittoo chimes in while holding up a finger.
"That still leaves the question of how you guys broke free from your restraints?" Palutena says while the duo smirked to themselves rather proudly.
"We learned this pretty neat trick watch!" Lucina says as she holds the hand with the cuff in front on her with a smirk.
"Wait, Lucina wait, wait, wait!" Raven calls out but a little too late.
"Done!" She speaks to the cuff that glows red and a powerful magnet activates. She is then pulled downward and pressed against the branch she was on while Pittoo's arm shot into the air. They hear a loud crack and the branch she was on snaps and she plummets to the ground taking along a number of other branches on her way down. Eventually she lands on the dark angel along with a pile of branches as their cuffs reconnected. There was a large dust cloud causing the tactician and goddess to cough and move away from the area. "Tadaa!" Lucina exclaims while she stands up holding her hands up and shaking them as Pittoo's belongings fall all around them.
"Aye my shoes!" Pittoo says happy while pointing at his footwear.
"Good thing Peach placed this contraption on you guys, kept you from going too far!" Raven says while she yanked on the chain.
"Anyone else thirsty all of the sudden?" Lucina says out of the blue.
"You read my mind lets-"
"No, Pittoo no!" Palutena said sternly as she turned to him and held her finger up. He was on his way towards the convenience store with the others but was halted. "Please don't tell me that fireball over there is our vehicle…" Palutena says while looking at the flaming remains of the smash van.
"Oh yeah I didn't tell you about captain fireworks over there did I?" Raven says while pointing a thumb at her burnt counterpart. Palutena just groaned to herself in frustration.
"Why don't we check out that store over there? I bet they sell vehicles!" Dark Pit says while pointing at said store.
"I'm game!" Lucina says before they are halted again.
"I don't think so missy! You both sit your butts down here while we figure this out!" Raven says while she sets them down on the curve.
"Please don't tell me we have to walk home, I'm wearing heels for my sake!" Palutena complained as she motioned to her feet.
Soon after the others had bought everything their drunken hearts desired they all walked out of the store with all kinds of bags. And regrouped next to the flaming remains of their vehicle.
"Dude!" Link says excitedly, "our van looks lit!" He says while sticking his fist in the air with his pinkie and index finger stretched out.
"It's on fire you moron!" Peach retorts as she leaned against a lamp post looking frustrated as ever.
"Well how did this happen?" Zelda says while she crosses her arms looking disappointed.
"Well, while you and your little man boy over there were busy making out in the back the situation got out of hand!" Peach remarks while throwing her arms up in a huff while the hylian princess turns red in the face.
"My man!" Ike says patting Link in the back who smiled stupidly to himself. Followed by a few others who also patted the hylian on the back.
"I guess we're walking!" Roy pipes up with a sadistic smile and shrugs his shoulders.
"The hell I am!" Palutena fires back.
"Why don't you fly then?" Shulk asked.
"Do I look like a bird?" She said and crossed her arms.
"No but you can fly can't you?" He says while she simply waved him off.
"Normally yes, but I'm restricted from my powers out here. You really think Master Hand would let me go into the city with godly power?" She states while he snapped and pointed his finger.
"Fair point…" Shulk says.
"Come on guys, it's not so bad the weather is nice, the sky is bright and it'll be good exercise!" Link says while everyone gave him blank looks.
"Link, it's cold, it's cloudy, it's nighttime, and we don't even know where we are!" Sheik corrected him.
"Now hold on why are we wussing out!" Dark Link steps up in front of the group. Once again taking charge of the situation today seemed to be his uprising. "I say fellow smash brothers," he begins while walking back and forth with his hands behind his back. "Are we not men of smash?" He begins while the guys all murmur to each other and the women facepalm. Dark Link could be deceiving and manipulative when he set his mind to it, and right now it was working wonders! "We didn't see shadow beasts complain when they marched on Hyrule, we didn't see the enemy team complain when they marched on your fire emblem countries, and we didn't see those mechanical things complain when they marched into your organic side of the planet. And we sure as shit didn't see Mario complain when he marched his fatass out for pasta, and we definitely didn't see Kirby complain, nor Blood Falcon!" He began while turning to all of them who soaked up his every word. "Then I ask again are we not MEN OF SMASH!" He bellowed as he stood stop a boulder.
"YEAH!" The men shouted with pride.
"You guys aren't falling for this charade are you?" Zelda said in disbelief however they all stared starstruck at the dark hylian.
"Don't be discouraged by the female ilk men, today we march on the mansion itself!" Dark Link shouted as he took out a large 2 foot long jimslim and raised it in the air like a sword. "Charge!" He exclaimed as he and the others took off down the street while yelling like barbarians.
"Are they for serious right now?!" Palutena looked on in disbelief.
"We might as well go after them…" Zelda sighed as she walked off.
"Where is Lucina?" Raven said looking around.
"Pfft she practically led the charge with Pittoo…" Palutena says while she slumped her shoulders. "I really don't want to walk…"
*moments later*
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
"What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
"What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
"What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
"Early in the morning!"
"March on down to the big ass manor!"
"March on down to the big ass manor!"
"March on down to the big ass manor!"
"Early in the morning!"
"Ooooooooooooh!"
"What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
"What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
"What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
"Early in the morning!"
"Take em' down to the musty cellar!"
"Take em' down to the musty cellar!"
"Take em' down to the musty cellar!"
"Early in the morning"
"OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoH!"
"What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
"What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
"What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
"Early in the morning!"
"Shave his butt with a crusty razor!"
"Shave his butt with a crusty razor!"
"Shave his butt with a crusty razor!"
"Early in the morning!"
"Oh come on guys… Really?" Peach says while Zelda simply waved her off.
"Oh leave them be, at least it's keeping them busy and we are on the right path at least." The hylian princess states while Peach just shook her head slowly while looking off to the side. She takes out another little bottle from her jacket and dumps it into a small container of ice cream she 'commandeered' earlier.
"You should go easy on that you already finished two containers!" Snow tells the princess who was currently shoving a spoonful into her mouth. She turns to look at the fitness trainer before she finishes her mouthful.
"I only eat Ice cream when I'm stressed ok!" Peach blurts out before eating another spoonful and shaking her head.
"You must be stressed a lot then…" Palutena remarked while Peach gave her a look and growled.
"She does have a point you know!" Snow chimed in while the pink princess pouted.
"It used to be icecream fridays for us, but now it's ice cream friday-monday, and sometimes saturdays with an occasional sunday." Rosalina adds while Peach turned to her looking betrayed.
"Why is everyone turning on me today!" She states and tosses her container on the floor while wiping her mouth on her sleeve. "There! are you all happy now?" She exclaimed.
"Actually now you're just littering…" Shulk points out and she growls at him and chases after the other blonde. Who was confused as to why he was being attacked for being a good samaritan.
Meanwhile they didn't notice the rather large king of dreamland tumble down a hill nearby and roll all the way down until he stopped near the shoreline. He slowly gets up half dazed and then notices a large vacant dock with a large yacht docked on it. It was very old and was only used once to reward the brawl cast with a cruise after a successful win against Tabuu. I didn't go well… and was left somewhat forgotten until Dedede stumbled upon it. He grins to himself and whistled loudly as waddle dees and doos came running from all directions holding various objects. He is carried by them in a large wooden chair towards the dock as he was handed a drink in a coconut shell. Near the back of the dock a waddle dee set up a dj booth and started blaring loud music while they all hopped around to the beat. All the while they waited to board the yacht where Dedede was busting out terrible dance moves. And none of them seemed to notice the dock begin to snap from the weight nor the yacht start dipping from the excess weight…
Wario managed to lose the group when he stopped to pick up a coin on the side of the road. Of course everyone was busy conversing or arguing or being drunk, or in the case of Shulk and Peach getting chased far ahead of the group. He took the high road back towards the city unknowingly as he shined the coin he just found and grinned to himself rather proudly. He stopped at a diner that seemed to be still open with a large poster on the front window about it being garlic day. Wario looked in thought before he took out a bag of coins half laughed to himself. He stomps on in and pushes the door wide open making a little bell ding loudly. There were a few individuals spread around the era, Wario however quickly nabbed a menu and flipped it open while looking in thought. He shrugged and decided to get one of everything, afterall why not? He earned it!
Moments later…
Wario pats his large stomach rather satisfied as he picks at his teeth with a toothpick. Right before his stomach began to rumble wildly and expanded exponentially. "Awh crap…" he murmurs to himself before he literally blows up. All the windows and doors of the establishment were blown clean off as the staff and customers all took off running and screaming in a panic while sirens wailed in the distance.
*back with the group*
"I have got to ask, why are you carrying that large empty bag?" Robin asked Ike who laughed and waved him off.
"You're mistaken my friend, see it's not empty it's my emergency pillow case I brought along. Knowing at any time I could potentially fall in an alcoholic battle it's nice to be pre-" he stopped mid sentence as he reached into the bag only to find it empty and barren. "My Jiggly pillow!" He screeched as he turned the bag upside down and shook it furiously hoping something would fall out.
*meanwhile at a karaoke club across the bar*
"Jiggly puff! Puff! Puff! Puff! Jiggly puff! Puff!" The balloon pokemon sang loud and proud while putting on the performance of a lifetime. She skids across the stage and leaps up into the air landing on the tip of her foot with her stubby arms in the air. She was huffing and puffing, looking proud and waiting for the cheer and applause with roses raining down on her. But she was only met with snores because the entire place was out cold. The mike drops to the floor and she turns red from anger and takes out a large can of spray paint. "PUUUUUUF!"
The group…
"So you mean to tell me that not only did you sneak Jigglypuff out of the mansion, you took her out into the city undisguised and lost her there?!" Zelda says while holding Ike by his shirt.
"Something like that?" He replied while shrugging and she let go of him making him hit the floor.
"Great, now we have to go all the way back, find Jigglypuff then go home!" Zelda states.
"You're not serious are you?" Palutena whines, "I'm still wearing heels fyi!" She said in protest.
"Yeah, besides the mansion is right there!" Dark Link pointed out with his meat stick.
"We can't just leave her run rampant all over town, you guys remember what happened when Kirby was left unattended?" Zelda points out while everyone just looked back and forth at one another.
"How about we head to the mansion and procure a vehicle there to look for Jigglypuff more effectively?" Raven proposed while everyone seemed to agree to the
"Now that is an excellent idea!" Dark Link pipes up while pointing at the tactician with a broad smile. "I say we go with the crazy bird lady's suggestion!" He adds while looking around at the others.
"Excuse me, the what?" Raven asked.
"All in favor?" Dark Link shouts shortly afterwards. Meanwhile everyone else stepped forward raising their hands high in the air. Completely ignoring Raven in the process who just waved them off and walked away.
"Alright fine, I guess it's for the better anyway, heading into town with a group this large is sure to draw some unwanted attention." Zelda admits and the group resumes their hike towards the mansion. With the eagerness of the group to finally be back in familiar territory they make it back in no time at all. Zelda then tries to herd them all into the garage so she could check to make sure everyone was accounted for. "Please tell me everyone is here!" She says while looking at her list with Peach, who was a little out of it from all her alcoholic treats. And as promised the cuffs binding Lucina and Pittoo fell off right around the 6pm mark as promised, without either of them realising of course.
"They're all here, relax!" The pink princess assured her while leaning on the hylian's shoulder and hiccuped shortly after.
"Ok where is King Dedede and Wario?" Zelda asks while looking around the vicinity.
"Pfft those two, I'm pretty sure I saw them head into the kitchen no surprise there really." Dark Link says from the back of the group as he laid in a lawn chair with a drink in hand.
"Hold on did you bring alcoholic beverages here? You know that is not allowed in the mansion and is a serious offense!" Zelda states while placing her hands on her hips and giving the dark hylian a look.
"Technically i'm not in the mansion" he states with a sadistic grin while Zelda gives him a deadpan look. Samus then appears around the corner and motions Zelda over. She complies but not before giving Dark Link the ol 'im watching you' look.
"We got word from MH while you were out." She says in a hushed voice while Zelda leaned in listening intently.
"How's the situation?" She asked.
"He assured us this should all be dealt with by tomorrow." Samus says while Zelda breathes out a sigh of relief.
"That's good to hear," she says.
"How did it go in your end?" Samus asks while motioning towards the tipsy group behind them.
"We had a few downturns, but for the most part we managed to keep things under control." Zelda responds before she rubbed her arm slowly while looking slightly embarrassed. "Although we did have one small dilemma..." The hylian princess adds while holding her hand up in a pinch. The bounty hunter crosses her arms while a bored expression crosses her face.
"What happened now?" She asked.
"Well you see, Ike there." She begins while motioning towards Ike who looks bummed out. "Managed to sneak Jigglypuff out without our knowledge, and may have lost her when we were out." Zelda informs her while she rolls her eyes.
"Of course it was Ike!" She says completely unsurprised.
"But don't worry I was actually back here to get a vehicle to head back and search for her." Zelda quickly adds, "besides we know she likes to frequent karaoke clubs so it'll be a great place to start searching."
"Take Falcon with you, I'm sure he'll be the most helpful in this scenario." Samus says while motioning towards the F-Zero pilot with her head.
"Alright I'm going to be blunt with you guys!" Peach says appearing behind them and placing her hand on Samus's shoulder. "But Samus damn you are freaking hot!" She blurts out while Samus slowly turns to face her. She then turned towards Zelda who slumped her shoulders.
"They got to her..." She informed the bounty hunter, who just shook her head and walked away.
"What that's it!?" Peach remarked, "I just gave you a bloody compliment, don't walk away from me!" She shouts at Samus. "I know where you live, we share the same room!" She adds while Samus nonchalantly enters the mansion.
"Peach let it go, we have a Pokemon to look for" Zelda says dragging the pink princess away towards the garage.
Meanwhile the group all stood around the landmaster watching Falco work on it. Much to the confusion of the avian. "I seriously don't get technology, I mean for all the brag about how great it is it sure does seem to fail a lot, not to mention the tiring amounts of maintenance it requires." Roy says as he leaned against the vehicle.
"While that may be true in most cases, when the time comes my tech will assure my total victory. The metience and tuning is to make sure it is at its best for when the occasion arises." Falco responds as he slides out from under it and places a wrench on his toolbelt. He gets up while wiping his hands on a rag and tossing it aside. "I just wished Master Hand would allow me to use my Arwing instead of this junk. But he deemed it too op and 'unfair' so some other crap." Falco said while shaking his head.
"You look tired, why don't you have a drink?" Lucina says as she hands him a large glass bottle.
"Oh don't mind if I do!" Falco states taking the drink and chugging it all down. "Oh man that… that hit the spot nicely!" He states while wiping his beak on his sleeve while the buzz slowly started to take effect.
"There's more where that came from bud!" Ike states while handing falco another bottle.
"I probably shouldn't… But man am I thirsty!" He says taking the bottle from the mercenary gleefully.
"Lets go Falcon, I'm not getting any younger!" Peach shouted from the other side of the enormous garage from the back of a small car.
"You can say that again!" Roy thought aloud to himself unironically.
"What?!" Peach exclaimed before she tried to jump out of the car. The redhead yelped and jumped in place before hiding behind an old decrepit sofa in the corner, very poorly as his feet were clearly showing. "I'm going to kill that brat!" Peach says while furiously tugging on the car handle.
"Peach let it go, he's not worth it…" Zelda calmly states while settling the riled princess down. Falcon quickly rushes over to then and skids across the hood before entering the vehicle. He slips in a CD and loud rock music starts blaring from within before he speeds off out the gates.
"We better take you to see Dr. Mario while we're at it," Raven says, dragging along her counterpart who just groaned.
"I'm fine, I'm sure it's nothing" he protested but went along anyway and both tacticians disappeared behind the door in the back.
Moments later…
Fox whistled to himself as he put his belt buckle back on and headed towards the facets. When we finished washing his hands he walked over towards the back and activated the air dryer still whistling to himself. He thought he heard a loud crash but ignored it and went about his business. As he heads out he hears a loud commotion coming from the garage much to his confusion. Last he checked it was only him and Falco there so what gives?
He opens the door to the garage to see Falco pile up a large stack of cans before hopping into the landmaster to shoot them with the cannon. He quickly shouts and runs off towards the landmaster and the avian before he could make a mess. "What in the name of Corneria do you think you're doing you jackass?!" He exclaimed as he jumped into the cockpit with the avian.
"Just going to show these fools a real bull's-eye!" He states smugly while taking aim.
"I don't think so.. And what?" He says while taking a whiff of air, "what is that smell?" He says before he saw the large bottle near Falco's feet. "Have you been drinking? Of course this explains everything, OUT!" He says while Flaco scoffs but nonetheless complies.
"Talk about a buzz kill!" He says jabbing a thumb behind him.
"I heard that!" Fox remarked with a growl.
"I wasn't exactly being subtle about it" Falco states. And plops himself down on the hood of a nearby dismantled automobile. "Sorry guys party pooper here said no" Falco said obnoxiously loud while chugging the remainder of his bottle. "Yo we got any more of this stuff, Ish good shet" he says while someone hands him another drink.
"Dammit Falco this is why I hate it when you drink, and shame on everyone else for encouraging this reckless jackass!" Fox says as he steps out of the landmaster and slams the hatch shut.
"Oh don't worry foxy boy mate, we got you a gift too!" Shulk pipes up while Fox quickly dismisses him.
"Oh no, I'm not so easily influenced like my inferior minded colleague here." Fox proclaimed before shulk shook a bag of jerky in his face which made Fox lose any sense. Whatever motion Shulk did with his hand the pilot just followed along with his gaze looking at the jerky intently.
"There ya go mate, courtesy of the Shulkster!" Shulk says tossing the lupine the bag which he dashed for and ripped it open and started devouring the meat.
"Yo Fox, imma shoot this thing now if that's ok with you?" Falco drunkenly stammered while fumbling to get into the tank.
"Yeah, yeah, do whatever you want" Fox quickly waved him off and continued plowing through the meat like there was no tomorrow.
"Awh crap I gave him the wrong bag…" Shulk blurts out while placing his hands on his head in panic.
"What you talkin bout willis?" Roy interjects as he whips around to face the monado wielder.
"Well, I uh, uh must have given him my bag…" Shulk says while slowly rubbing the back of his head looking slightly concerned. When Fox finished he wiped his mouth on his sleeve with a satisfied grin. Until he saw the front of the bag reading "super spicy as heck!" In big red letters that were on fire. It then hit him all at once and he screamed furiously while holding his throat and breathing heavily while sticking his tongue out. He ran towards the back and turned on a large hose used for washing the vehicles and began chugging the water like mad. But it didn't help the poor pilot who had streams of tears running down his face which was also turning red.
"Heh heh… Oops…" Shulk says while smiling sheepishly and slowly rubbing the nape of his neck.
"THE BURN! IT DOESN'T STOP!" Fox shouted in agony as he was crunching on fistfulls of ice madly. When that didn't help he just shouted like a madman while fanning his tongue. Dark Link then approached the failing lupine taking hold of his tongue and stretching it out in a comedic fashion. He then doused it with a lemon based drink which made steam shoot out of the tongue similar to a flame being put out. He then rolled the tongue back in and Fox crashed to the floor panting heavily and contemplating life choices. "That… was freaking intense…" He breathed out before the landmaster shot the pile of cans, blowing them away and starting a Large fire in the middle of the garage.
"WHOOO what do you suckers say to that!" Falco exclaimed excitedly before chugging the last of his bottle and slamming it on the floor. "WHOOO!" The avian shouts while shooting his arms in the air.
"Man I need to stop drinking so much, I could have sworn I saw a large laser shoot through the air just now." Ike states while he rubbed his eyes and then shook his head.
"You didn't imagine it," Link says, placing his hand on the mercenary's shoulder. "I saw it too man, I saw it too!" He proclaimed while staring off into space with wide eyes.
"What so special about this damn thing anyway?" Lucina asked while looking at one of the automobiles. Right then Roy casually approaches with a sly smile on his face.
*slaps roof of car* "This bad boy can fit so many smashers inside!"
"I think all this technology stuff is overrated and dumb anyway!" She says waving off the redhead who just leaned into the car.
"She didn't mean that, she just doesn't understand you yet" Roy says while slowly rubbing the hood of the car. However at this a slightly buzzed Fox's ears perk up and he instantly turns around.
"What?" He says quickly, "I'm going to prove you wrong!" He says wagging his finger about at Lucina.
*Moments Later*
"Ok now gently hit the gas" Fox says while nodding to the bluenette in the driver's seat. She presses her foot down and the car swerves forward for a bit before crashing head first into a tree.
"Damn tree get out the way!" She exclaimed while sticking her head out the window and shaking a fist at said tree.
"Perhaps we should try this some other time… Hmmm." Fox thought to himself as he drank some more of the drink Dark Lunk gave him and fanned his tongue.
"Or or or, maybe, and hear me out here!" Falco says while holding out his hands, "maybe we need to try a vehicle that isn't so obsolete!" He says while motioning over towards the Landmaster in the back while Fox looked unsure.
"I'm not so sure that's a good idea though" Fox said while stroking his chin.
"Come on where is your sense of adventure!" He says while holding his arms up to his sides, "besides what's the worst that can happen?" Falco adds while Fox steps out of the wrecked car.
"Alright but only if I steer your path!" Fox says while pointing at Falco sternly.
"You're the boss" Falco says enthusiastically while taking Lucina's hand. "Come on I'll show you the cockpit this shit is intense!"
"Good because I got a score to settle with that tree!" She says as Falco pops open the lid into the cockpit and motions her inside. "Ok now here's how this works you use this to steer, this to turn, this is a boost, this is the weapons system more on that later…" Falco begins explaining while Fox places his hands on his hips.
"Come on!" He says rather impatiently.
"Let's make this more interesting!" Falco says while popping a bottle, "for every turn you get right I drink how does that sound?" He says with a grin while wagging his eyebrows.
"Sounds good to me!" Lucina says excitedly as she ignites the engine of the vehicle. Falco then shrugs and chugs the bottle in his hands.
"But I haven't started yet?" She says while looking at him puzzled.
"Eh I'll give you a freebie, the first one is always free" he states with a shrug.
"That makes sense" she agrees and begins to move forward while following Fox who was guiding the tank.
"Ok keep coming slowly, ok get ready to turn" he says while motioning towards her.
"Oh he said the magic word!" Falco exclaimed and popped open another drunk and chugged it.
"Ok easy, easy hey, slow down a bit, slow down!" Fox began shouting as Lucina picked up speed and began chasing him around the garage.
"Turn the other way, what are you doing, woman?!" Fox shouts while trying to get away.
"He said the magic word!" Falco explains and begins chugging a new bottle.
"You demanted lady are you trying to kill me?!" Fox shouted while she continued to follow him around.
"What did he say?" She asked while turning to the avian who used to think.
"I think he asked if you're learning anything yet" Falco said with a shrug while popping open another bottle. "Gosh i'm so thirsty!" He said while clicking his tongue
"Oh, Yes I am!" Lucina shouts back to Fox.
"What?! You are a messed up lady, you know that!?" He says while getting atop a car for safety. However the Landmaster easily began to flatten the car forcing Fox to go jumping from roof to roof of all the cars. "You crazy ass lady for the love of Lylat stop!" Fox shouts as he is getting cornered and he paces back and forth in a panic contemplating what to do. He takes out a small bottle of strong whiskey and begins to chug it as fast as he can. He then huffs and plants his foot down firmly and holds out his hands intending on stopping the vehicle with his bare hands.
"Should we like, do something?" Link asked from the other side where everyone else stood and watched.
"Nah, from my experience being here I learned one thing, when you see trouble brewing its best to leave it be and go about your day." Dark Link says and walks off.
"Yeah you're probably right" Link says and walks off along with the others.
It doesn't go so well for Fox however as he is knocked to the floor and begins to get crushed. He screams like a madman while flailing his arms about wildly before he is completely run over and the land master crashes through the back wall and finally comes to a start. "I did it!" Lucina says excitedly while clapping her hands. She turns to find Flaco sprawled out in the back completely passed out. She flings open the hatch and jumps down looking pleased with herself. "That was exciting!" She says and begins to walk off.
"Woah-ooh like dudes did we totally forget we're supposed to have a raging bonfire?" Shulk pipes up grabbing everyone's attention.
"Shit he's right!" Roy exclaimed, "what are we doing folks the days a wastin' move it!" He says as everyone scrambled to pick up all their junk and run after the redhead into the woods.
*Moments later*
The gang had gathered in a clearing and made a huge bonfire in the middle surrounded by stones. They all sat around the fire drinking and roasting sausages and or marshmallows. Some of them were even telling scary stories or at least trying in poor Icce's case.
"And then he read the label and realised the container was in fact 1000 calories!" He says while screaming horrified and holding a flashlight up to his face. However everyone just gave him blank stares except for snow who audibly gasped in horror.
"Was it poisoned?" Link asked scratching the back of his head.
"Might as well have been, that's too many calories to consume in one sitting!" Icce responds "Ooooooh" he adds while shining the flashlight in his face again.
"I mean it's worth it in my book, who the hell says no to a box of donuts? You have to be some sort of psychopath to not like donuts!" Ike says and crosses his arms.
"Fine, get fat what do I care…" Icce grumbled to himself and took a seat.
"I tell you guys what we should do, as per tradition the newbies need to take the-" Roy begins and stands up while looking at everyone. "-test of courage!" He says shining the light in his face ominously.
"Ohhh yeah, I remember mine!" Ike said, "I made my ancestors proud!" He says slamming a fist on his chest.
"Yeah that was awesome and fun!" Pit adds.
"Really? Cause I remember a lot of crying" Dark Link says with a shrug.
"I-I had something in my eye!" Pit blurts out.
"For an hour?" Dark Link remarks.
"No I was just leaking fluid!" Pit says and crosses his arms.
"Awww Pit you're still a brave little soldier to me." Palutena assures him and pinches his cheek.
"Alright which one of these newbies should take the right of passage!" Roy says, pointing a big stick at the group with a sausage on it. At once everyone turned towards Lucina who was looking at the flaming marshmallow on the end of her stick. She just hiccuped before she noticed the group staring at her.
"What?" She asked looking around, "is there something on my face?" She says smacking her face with the palm of her hand.
"YOU!" Roy Bellows while pointing at her with his large stick. "Oh my sausage is done!" He says taking the piece of meat and taking a big bite of it. "Hah, hah, hah! It's hot!" He says breathing out heavily.
"For the ceremony to begin we will need an ancestral iten of your choosing for the ceremony!" Link says getting up from his log.
"Oh I left my sword… In… Where did I leave that thing?" Lucina says as she thought to herself.
"There you all are!" They hear from the bushes behind them. Everyone screamed and a few of the sashers hugged each other fearfully. Just as Marth came into view looking worn out he stopped to catch his breath for a moment while everyone relaxed.
"Oh it's just pretty boy…" Ike says and breathes a sigh of relief as he and Pit let go of each other.
"Where have you guys been? Why was the smash van burnt down on the side of the road? Where are Peach and Zelda, and what is going on here?" He says in one quick breath.
"You know what, forget the ancestral item when we have a literal ancestor right here!" Roy says while everyone eyes Marth.
"What are-" he says before everyone rushes "oh dear naga!" He says before he is tackled to the ground by five others.
*shortly after*
Everyone was dancing around a large fire with Marth tied to a pole right in the middle of it. Link comes tumbling down with two large buckets of water and dumps them on a pile of dirt creating mud. He then nods to Roy who walks over and takes a big glob of mud into his hands. He then walks over towards Lucina standing in front of the fire and everyone stops dancing and stands around the fire in silence. "Guy's this ridiculous let me down from here!" Marth says while struggling in his restraints.
"I don't think the ancestral item is supposed to talk…" Ike states while pointing at Marth.
"I got it!" Put says and walks over and stuffs a giant marshmallow in Marths mouth.
"Now let us BEGIN!" Roy says as the guys begin to chant. "Tonight, you become a man!" He states in a deep gruff voice before smearing mud on Lucina's face.
"Wha?" She says confused before she is blindfolded and led into the woods.
"And so it begins!" Roy says as he begins chanting and dancing around the fire while the others leave. "I will now do the ritual dance calling upon your ancestors for courage and luck!" Roy says as he keeps dancing around in circles.
"I don't approve of this!" Marth states after he managed to finally spit out the marshmallow. "Roy last time we did this Pit got lost for hours and he was traumatized for a week!" Marth states.
"Last time I wasn't here, so that just means you guys did the ritual wrong!" Roy says and keeps dancing around and chanting.
The others however arrive at a clearing with a large ominous cave smack in the middle of it. "Alright this is it in you go little lady!" Ike says with a grin removing her blindfold and shoving her forward. "Good luck, you're gonna need it!" He says and crosses his arms.
"Yeah don't be afraid to call for help either, it can get pretty treacherous in there…" Pit adds before he shivered a bit. Lucina just looked around for a bit before she hiccuped again and shrugged. She takes a step forward leaving an imprint of her boot on the soft ground before heading in.
"This doesn't seem so bad!" She called out from somewhere within the cave before her footsteps faded.
"I give her three minutes," Ike says, chugging a drink and leaning against a large rock.
Lucina however was too drunk to even know what was going on so she just stumbled about in the dark cave like a walk in the park. She wasn't even fazed by the section full of slugs that gave Pit nightmares. She just kept tumbling about in there, the only indication the others had that she was still in there was the echis of her hiccups from time to time. That is until they hear a squeal of surprise shortly after making everyone turn towards the cave with raised eyebrows.
"Uhhh…" Shulk says while taking a peek but it was so dark in there that nothing was visible past a few inches. They had placed torches around the outside but it wasn't sufficient light, and that cave was deep so deep in fact that it eventually looped around itself and you can find yourself standing at the entrance again.
Eventually Lucina resurfaced holding a piglet in her hands and then held it above her head when she exited the cave.
"She made it!" Put says surprised.
"Light the beacon!" Link says and Dark Link takes a bow and shoots a flaming arrow into the distance hitting a small lantern atop a tall pillar.
"It's time!" Roy exclaimed, taking out his sword and taking a deep breath.
"Wait wait, Roy, hold up!" Marth says. "That's not a good idea!" He says trying to prevent Roy from making another boom.
"Pffft what's the worst that can happen?" Roy says and begins charging his flame attack.
"Remember the Nuke of Melee?" Marth quickly interjects.
"Oh…" Roy says before bringing his blade down creating an enormous ball of flames that blows everything back and blows poor Marth sky high. The whole forest feels the shockwave of the blast that seemed to shake the ground.
"Whoooooo, now that's a FIRE!" Dark Pit says raising his fist in the air.
"Well I may or may not have dumped a gallon of gasoline on the end of the ceremony pit." Dark Link says with a grin of satisfaction.
"What?" Link says turning his head.
"What?" Dark Link responds quickly.
Before anymore was said they hear a deep angry grunt of an animal and everyone slowly turns to the cave. Just then an enormous boar comes out with nostrils flaring and glowing red eyes and huge tusks and large bull like horns. It quickly sans the vicinity but it didn't find what it was looking for. "Hey Link is that a friend of yours?" Dark Link says pointing a thumb at the boar.
"Ayyyy I think thats king Bulblin's boar!" Link says enthusiastically. "Lord Bullbo, how have you been bud?" Link asks walking towards it. Bullbo however didn't share the same sentiment however and prepared to charge. "Oh, SHI-" Link shouts before the boar rams head first into him sending him flying and disappearing behind the treeline.
"Everyone panic!" Shulk exclaimed and everyone gets up and starts running around and screaming while Bullbo goes around throwing smashers in every direction.
Meanwhile…
Lucina was happily skipping through the woods happily with a piglet cradled in her arms. "What a wonderful evening this has been!" She sang to herself as she skipped on.
Back at the cave…
"Remember MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Ike shouts as he is launched into the distance.
"We're doomed!" Pit says as he scrambled up a tree.
"How do we stop this damn thing!" Pittoo complains while being launched into a tree.
"Ask Link… Oh wait…" Shulk says before he is trampled. Just then Dark Link stepped out of the bushes, chugged a large bottle and smashed it on the floor. He then whistles, getting Bullbos attention who is prepared to charge at the dark hylian. Dark Link takes out a bomb arrow and ignites it as the boar charges. He hits him in the face with a bomb arrow and rolls out of the way making Bullbo smash head first into a large rock and knock itself out. Dark Link then gets up and bows as the crowd begins to cheer and clap.
"This feels wrong…" Pit mumbles to himself though.
"Just roll with it" Shulk leans in and whispered before going back to clapping obnoxiously.
"Heyyy bitches!" Roy says coming out of the woods with Lucina, "who's down for the afterparty!" He says holding up his hands in the air. Everyone just kinda looked at each other and just went with it. "As per tradition the courageous victor hosts."
"Party in our room!" Lucina shouts excitedly holding the piglet above her head.
*even later*
Loud music was blaring from the back of the room as sashers piled into the room for the afterparty. Pittoo, Dark Link, Link, and Ike were hopping on his bed and eating nachos making a mess everywhere before the bed snapped and Pittoo fell back and made a large dent on the wall. "Eh it'll fix itself!" He says getting up and everyone just went back to dancing.
"What's going on now!?" Zelda appears at the door with Peach and Falcon, who was holding a sedated Jigglypuff.
"Afterparty!" Pit says before entering the room hopping around excitedly.
"Hell yeah!" Peach exclaimed and ran into the room joining the rowdy group.
"Hey at least this way we can keep them contained" Samus says appearing being Zelda.
"Yeah I guess you are right" Zelda admits, "besides that I made a late night movie event to keep the others busy as well. So I guess we got everyone busy and occupied." She says while leaning against the door frame.
"Watch out punks!" Wario says, pushing past everyone, "I brought-a more nachos!" He shouts and everyone cheers and gathers around to take a plate.
"Link no!" Zelda says rushing into the room, "stop pouring cheese on your fingers they're not edible!" She says swiping the container of cheese from him.
"Wanna bet?" He challenged getting ready to bite down on his fingers but Zelda clamped his mouth shut.
"No," she says simply.
"Care to dance m'lady?" Ike says holding his hand out to Samus.
"Ike you got 10 seconds to get as far away-" She begins but he takes her hand and drags her into the room spinning around everywhere. "Ike!" She protests, "you're making me dizzy you bastard!"
Meanwhile on the other side of the room...
"No!" *hic*
"Yes!"
"No!" *hic*
"Yes!"
"Pittoo you're not going to make an explosive watermelon!" Lucina says crossing her arms before she hiccuped again.
"And why the hell not?" Pittoo says holding the melon away from her.
"Because that's for the smoothie bar over there!" She says trying her best to point to the counter with a blender on it.
"Smoothie my ass you just wanna be a buzzkill again!" He states.
"I'm not a friggin' buzzkill!" She shouts while stomping her foot and hiccuped again.
"Oh boy there they go again!" Peach says rolling her eyes and taking out another little bottle from her coat while shaking her head.
"You just want to cause mayhem, if anything you're the buzzkill!" Lucina says while he scoffed. "You just go around doing what you want, it must be soooo easy being you huh!" She adds.
"Oh yeah I'd like to see you bee in my shoes for a week!" He challenged.
"I'll do you one better, I'll be in your everything!" She says walking towards the other side of the room swinging open his closet door. She rummages around before she slams the door behind her as Dark Pit stood there waiting with his arms crossed. Lucina then kicks open the door making it fall off its hinges, She emerges wearing all of his attire with a smug look. "Yeah what now!" She says holding out her hands. "I bet you can't even go a week without being an ass, you don't have the marbles to go and be like Pit for a week!" She states and hiccuped and he steps forward while pointing at her.
"You're on!" He says and grabs Pit by his shirt and leaves the room.
They come back shortly after with Dark Pit wearing Pit's attire from head to toe. He then gives her a challenging look.
"You won't last," she says smugly and hiccuped.
"I won't, won't I?" He says with a grin and starts throwing everything out of his closet. He then snaps his fingers and Pit walks in with a box full of his clothes and hands them to Pittoo who organised them into his broken closet he then turned to Lucina. "Your move," he says while she huffs and walks over to her closet.
"I'll show you!" She says and throws out all her stuff and puts all of Pittoo's things in. "Yeah, what" she says and crosses her arms and hiccuped. All the while Peach secretly picked up all Lucina's things, placed them in a box and left to put them in a secure spot.
"This is kinda pointless, neither of you are going to remember this in the morning anyway!" Peach says appearing between the two.
"Oh I'll make damn sure we remember!" Lucina says taking her phone off her nightstand. She then stopped for a bit and giggled a little at how funny Pittoo looked at the moment. She then holds up her phone to herself and hits the record button.
"J-just be sure to be extra specific when you do it we all know how slow you can be at the best of times!" Pittoo remark followed by a series of drunken laughs.
"Ok here goes!" Lucina says momentarily to giggle to herself uncontrollably when she saw Pittoo. "So here goes-" she tried again before she started giggling to herself again. Pittoo grumbles to himself and starts to chug a bottle as he was slowly losing his buzz. She pointed the camera at herself. "Me if you're seeing this is the future just know that we made a bet that we would be this grump for a week!" She said putting her arm around Pittoo, who was swaying back and forth. "In return this guy here will try to be more bright and cheerful for a week!" She says shaking him from the shoulders before she starts giggling again. "Check t-this out!" She then says in between some giggles and then puts on a straight face, "I'm Pittoo! But you can't call me that name because I think it's poopoo!" She says in a deep voice before she broke out into uncontrollable laughter and even began coughing and wheezing with how hard she laughed, she ended the recording there as she fell to the floor laughing uncontrollably to herself.
Pittoo just waved her off and walked over to Dark Link with a large grin. "And I bet you don't have the balls to jump off the roof into the pool with the heat off!" He says to the dark hylian who chugged his drink and slammed his plastic cup down.
"You're on, you bastard, let's go to the roof!" He says and they both rush out the room giggling like little girls. Lucina gets up slowly wiping a tear away and
Marth enters the room looking burnt to a crisp with Roy who had his arms around the frowning bluenette. Lucina stood in the back looking at herself in the mirror and then took a lock of her hair into her hands. "Hmm, this isn't really like Pittoo is it?" She says to herself tugging on her long hair and then picks up his blades.
"Lucina no!" Peach says entering the room and seeing Lucina about to hack her own hair.
"Stay back Peach I need to do this!" Lucina says drunkenly while pointing one of the blades at Peach and hiccups.
"Listen to me you're not thinking straight, so how about you just hand me those blades?" Peach tries to reason with the drunk bluenette.
"Step any closer and I'll hack off your mop too!" Lucina warns and Peach stepped back placing her hands on her head.
"You wouldn't!?" She says while Lucina scoffs
"Oh I would!" She says hacking off her own hair, holding it out in front of her and dropping it on the floor with a smug look. Peach could only stare horrified at the mess Lucina made of herself. In the back however the piglet stealthy exits the shower after having relieved itself and looking quite satisfied with itself. Peach then quickly left in a hurry to try to find a concoction Raven once gave her.
The party started to die down as it got into the late hours and Lucina sat on her bed slowly starting to fade from consciousness. "Lucina" someone says and she looks up to see Marth approaching her. "Lucina you need to wake up!" He says
"Huh?" She says puzzled
"Wake up!" He says shaking her by the shoulders. Before she could ask him what he meant the world around her faded from existence.
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She jumped in her seat looking around the room, she saw Mewtwo in the back floating there with his arms crossed. She turns towards the door to see Samus, Ike, and Peach who had shook her out of her trance.
"Master Hand would Like a word with you" Samus says…
Ok this was wayyyyy overdue and that's on me in fact this was supposed to be a new years chp, hence the fireworks. But I got horribly side tracked as always, and I kinda lost my mojo for a sec. But I'm back!
Next chapter: Ravenants…
