Why Mineta Hated Sheepzuku and Catchako
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters and world of Boku no Hero Academia. Horikoshi-sama does. :O
Author's Note: This took place during the week Izuku and Ochako were in their sheep and cat forms. This is the last thing I'm going to do of this AU and then I'm moving to something else.
Izuku and Ochako managed to lock themselves inside Mineta's room while they had wandered out of view of the other humans. Ochako jumped on top of Mineta's desk, knocking over naked figurine construction models without a care in the world. Her special cat paw gloves she wore kept from activating her quirk accidentally, though it still allowed her to deploy and retract her claws. Izuku meanwhile manages to plop his front hooves on the chair. It bumped heavily against the nightstand by the desk, knocking over a lamp shaped like a lady's pantyhose-covered leg. The sexy-looking leg lamp shattered on the floor, yet Izuku didn't care.
Ochako meows at Izuku, and Izuku let out a soft baa at her. Ochako jumps off the desk and onto his fluffy back, trots over his back and onto the bed. Izuku manages to kick his shoes off and jumps onto the bed to join her. Izuku nuzzles her and she nuzzles him back, purring happily. Izuku then gave Ochako a loving lick along her cheek. She licks him back, and then they bumped noses, imitating a kiss.
Meanwhile…
Class 2-A was in a slight panic as they couldn't find Izuku and Ochako. They had disappeared again.
"They couldn't have gotten far. Split up and we'll look. Contact in text if you've found them," said Iida, as everyone split up into groups.
"Why do we have to look for them? They'll come back soon," mutters Mineta.
"Dude, we can't leave them be," said Kaminari. "They're still Midoriya and Uraraka, just trapped in animal form because of a crazy transformation quirk."
"Yeah, Mineta! Besides, we'll need them in case we ever get the news that the quirk can be reversible," says Sero.
"You think they're still outside?" the short teen questions, watching the other classmates enter the wooded area to look for two missing animal-transformed classmates.
"Well… we could check inside the dorm just in case," suggested Kaminari.
Sero took his phone out real quick and informed Iida in text their group would check inside the dorm just in case. When the reply was received, the three boys enter the dorms to begin the search. Mineta, Sero and Kaminari checked the entirely of the girls side of the dorm believing Izuku and Ochako could have gone there. But they weren't able to get inside the dorm rooms since the doors were locked. They went back downstairs and checked the laundry room, the showers, and the first floor storage closet.
No sight of a green sheep and a black and pink cat.
The door opens and in steps Iida, Todoroki, and Yaoyorozu.
"Anything?"
"Nope. Not in the girls side," said Mineta.
Yaoyorozu glared. "Why were you on the girls side?"
"Maybe they were in Uraraka's room?" he weakly suggested.
"We'll argue later. We should check the other floors," said Todoroki.
There's a knock at the door, and Iida answers the front door.
"Sensei!"
"Iida. Can you gather the rest of your classmates?" asks Aizawa.
"Sorry, sensei, but we're split up looking for Midoriya and Uraraka. They ran off again."
Aizawa sighed.
"Problem children," he mutters under his breath.
"We were going to look the rest of the dorm before returning outside," said Todoroki.
Aizawa sighed. "I'll assist."
"We already checked the entire first floor," says Mineta.
"Then we'll check the upper floors," said Iida, as the group march for the stairs and head upstairs.
Aizawa, Iida, Yaoyorozu, Mineta, Sero and Kaminari heard the animal cries from behind Mineta's closed dormitory door when they had reached the second floor of the boys side of the dormitory.
"What are they doing in my room? How'd they get inside?" the small teen cried out, grabbing the knob.
Nothing. It didn't open.
"It's locked!" he shouts.
Aizawa steps forward, using the master key to unlock the door and opens it.
There on the bed was Izuku and Ochako, post-coitus.
"Not again!" Iida and Yaoyorozu cried out in dismay.
"NO! THEY'RE FUCKING ON MY BED!" Mineta screeched.
"Holy shit," shouted Kaminari and Sero.
Aizawa's eyes briefly flashed red, before he notices all the contraband that wasn't allowed in the dorms, and cast a look at Mineta.
"We'll talk about your contraband later, Mineta."
Izuku and Ochako were too tuckered out and they curled against one another and promptly fell asleep.
"I don't get paid enough for this shit," said Aizawa, looking at Iida and Yaoyorozu. "Carry them downstairs. I don't care how you do it. Contact your classmates and have them return to the dorms right away."
The man promptly left to go downstairs, dragging Mineta by the collar of his shirt.
The two reps decided to carefully carry the sleeping animals using Mineta's ruined bed sheets.
"Were they really-"
"Yes. We caught them last time mating in the laundry room," said Yaoyorozu, as she and Iida left Mineta's bedroom.
The two boys quietly left after them, not bothering to close the door.
Class 2-A learned later on that the guy responsible for turning their two classmates (as well as several other victims of the assault) into animal forms was unable to reverse the transformation; it was permanent. Which meant Izuku and Ochako were stuck as a sheep and a cat. Somehow, word of this reached Mei's ears and she went right to work building a device to fix the problem. As for Mineta, the vertically-challenged teen was crying because by the end of the day, his collection of adult material (nude figurines, adult doujinshi comics, and his hentai PC games) was confiscated by Aizawa and Kayama and never seen again.
Plus he had to burn the bed sheets due to stains that couldn't be removed.
That's it. I'm done with this AU story plot. If I do more Sheep!Izuku and Cat!Ochako, it's going to be cute non-smutty fluff... or a Zootopia AU version.