Chapter 32: The Silver Hand

Autheores Notes: I was promise that I was gonna make shorter chapters focised on one character each chapter and I am doing that now. This is the Johnny Drunkparrot chapter I don't know who the next chapter whill be about but whill real sea.

Johnny Drunkparrot was drinking many bottles of rum again and he came to sea the Sjokr who told him that there was an iportant quest that neded to bee doned and tis whold haped toknight were Johnny Drunkparrot is to meat him at the secrate frog.

So at midnight as the wolfes owed and the ows hooten and dark conpsiores haped Johnny Drunkparrot arpcohed the hiden the forge and Sjokr let Johnny Drunkparrot into the hiden forge and sy that it is a gift to the Johnny Drunkparrot. THere Johnny Drunkparrot entered and tere was a werewolf just causally hanging out and chilling.

Than SJokr told Johnny Drunkparrot that tey were doing the ritual for him to become a werewoof and than whent he is was a werewolf he whould be able to get moart powar in the compoinans. So the Johnny Drunkparrot acepted and Sojok cut the wearwolf and made the blod in the bowle and Johnny Drunkparrot dank it. So he was a the now a werewolf and not only a werewolf but a druken werewolf and thant did ramapage in whtierun.

He bust into the pubs of Whiterun and downed all the acohol in the each of their stores drinking so much rum and mead and bear than anyone had done in historyed. Most werwolves neeed to take damage of men to furfill there anaminal instict but Johnny Drunkparrot werewolf is powared by booze the cause of and soultion to all lifes problems.

So Johnny Drunkparrot was drinking whole barrles of mead and rum now and the gaurds wear trying to stop him but Johnny Drunkparrot trew the barrles at them like Donkey Kang and crushed them. Then Johnny Drunkparrot took all the barrles and a bar wench to the top of Whiterun castle and the guards tried to stopp him but Johnny Drunkparrot rolled barrles ate them and crushed them. He wads also drinking moar barrels and than the Skyrim veinsion of Mario jumped over barrels and on tem until he goat to the top. The two fort but Johnny Drunkparrot gut boared and hed of cause his booze was out and it was time for him to leave her.

So Johnny Drunkparrot whent on a druken rampage across Skyrim taking brandy and gin and vodka and rum and beer and whsky and other drink. So now Johnny Drunkparrot after a booze furled werewolf rampage across Skyrim found himslef in the wildaness and tere was Aloe whoe wass loking for him.

"Are yo awake that was the most chotic rampage of transofrmation that we had sean and I din't think you whould come out" and Johnny Drunkparrot thinked "Yaar the drink must of run low" and than he realised he was the nakeed and she just sawed his junk but he cold tel she was impresed.

But still Johnny Drunkparrot got back in his captain's uniform and out of his birthday suite. So Aloe told him moar that tere is a camp of wearwolfs hunters they have to killer and this is part of the celibration. So they raided the caslte of the Silver Bloods and kicked down the door. Aloe was killering the silver hands with bow and arrowes. But first Johnny Drunkparrot had to have moar rum and drank from a good rum that he found.

So Johnny Drunkparrot than killered Silverhands with fintlocks and moltovs and throwing daggers. He also dueled with his cutlass taking on many of the silverbloods. Than they came to a ded wereofl and Aloe told him that it wasn't one of theres and she sayed that some Werewofls kant crontl there beat nature and Johnny Drunkparrot sayed "Yaaar".

Than they came to cells and Johnny Drunkparrot belw up the locks with gunpowder and a werewolf escapeed and atacked them and teh silverblods and was destoryed. While tis eads happen Aloe was killing Silver Boods with arrows and traps cause she is a hunter and Johnny Drunkparrot was killing them with cutlass and his fint lock while drinking rum. Johnny was yelling things leik "Blow the man down" and "Heave Ho" and "Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!"

Than they came to final room and Alea wamred him that this is the powerfull dangerous person who is the infamous and is called the skinner but Johnny Drunkparrot is not scared he is to drunk. So Johnny Drunkparrot came in and they swordfighted and Johnny Drunkparrot parried him to a torch and spat drink on him and kicked him into the fire to make him burned.

Than Johnny Drunkparrot herd a cry and it was Alea cause Sojok is teh ded and tis is Silver Bloods and killered him in blood. "I cant belve it he they killered him and made him dye" Aloe mored and Johnny Drunkparrot "Yarr! Shiver me timbers! These lily-livered landlubbers whill pay for thise". Atleast tere was one good thing came from thise and that was a coffer ful of doubloons and Johnny Drunkparrot witch has yet to be mentioned sayed "peices of eight"

So they took Sjok back to Whiterun and gave him a viking funural with the burning shit and everytihng. Sjok was placed on the boat and Aloe set in on the fire with her bow and Johnny Drunkparrot had tught them sea shanties witch they all sang. THe compianons will make a fine new crew for Johnny Drunkparrot and that would happne at some point.

So as Sjok was sent down to Davy Jones' locker Johnny Drunkparrot promised that he whould snet the Silver Bloods tere soon as well. He was going to mkae Sjok his first mate as well so this was the personal or something.

But furist tere was moar small quest for the compions to do and be true me Hearties! Yaaar!

To be Contuned