To all ship (That are still living) - The summer festival will be on hold until the zombie apocalypse has been dealt with.

Admiral Graf Spee - Do not post pictures of the zombie apocalypse on Juustagram or any other social media website. Have you ever heard of government confidentiality?!

Admiral Hipper - Zombies that are attempting to eat you should not make you blush. - Have you been skipping your psychiatry sessions again?

Ajax - You may not keep a pet zombie so it can lick your feet and clean your toes. - On second thought, I'll allow it. Just so we can see how this plan will bite you back in the ass in a literal fashion.

Albacore - We both know that you're trying to preserve zombies within the naval base for future pranks. Please stop hiding them in random places, they're starting to rot.

Akagi - Stop pretending to be a zombie so you can attempt to eat me.

Akashi - I don't know what made you want to research this, but with the startling amount of evidence you have provided us, we have to reluctantly admit that, yes, human zombies are still able to reproduce with each other. On another note, I think this is where I fire you.

Ark Royal - Baiting zombies with candy will not work. - Yes, Ark Royal, Even if they're still children...

Atago - That is not a hickey. That is a zombie bite.

Avrora - I did not need to know that zombies taste like chicken. You need new hobbies.

Ayanami - Replacing all base staff inside the dorms with the undead was not an entertaining prank to pull.

Belfast - I'm placing a warrant on your person. What you did to those zombies was so inhumane that even the brainless undead understood the situation clear enough and ran the hell away from you. - If you do not turn yourself in within 24 hours, we will be forced to sent the rat vanguard after you. They know your scent. They will find you.

Bismarck - Using Karlsruhe as bait during your escape attempt was a cruel and reckless thing to do.

Bremerton - No, you may not slay the undead in my name, for I am the reincarnation of god. I am not the reincarnation of god.

Chapayev - How much does it cost to acquire enough handcuffs for all of the hordes?

Cleveland - drinking yourself into passing out so you can avoid the chaos of this week, that was truly inspiring.

Deutschland - Necrophilia is not to be profited from.

Eldritch - I have created a new position for you. Our safe zone requires voltage on all perimeters. Congratulations, you have been promoted to fence battery.

Empress III - Fire is not the cure-all solution to our problem. Yes, fire is a great tool against crowds of humans, but the only thing worse than a zombie is a zombie that's also on fire.

Enterprise 1 - You are not "Big E, the zombie slugger." Stop listening to your wife and help us capture her.

Enterprise 2 - You are surprisingly quiet now that you're out of rats to play with. Yet I still feel like you're up to something obtuse again, somehow...

Formidable - The "Undead Gala" will have to be rescheduled.

Fuzzball - A zombie apocalypse should not be used as an excuse for vacation.

Grozny - We've prepared Molotov's to protect ourselves against the coming zombie hordes. But throwing one in the middle of an attack, only to discover that they're empty, is hazardous as best. Please stop drinking them.

Graf zeppelin - Do not claim our current catastrophe as your master plan. You're not even the one responsible for this apocalypse in the first place. - See, this is what I mean when I say your defection is meaningless. My own subordinates will destroy the universe on their own, long before you ever get your act together.

Hammann - Despite the current climate around the naval base, I can assure you, today is not Halloween.

Honolulu - That zombie wasn't purposefully groping you. It was trying to eat you. Filing sexual harassments charges on a corpse won't do you any good.

Illustrious - Flashing yourself to the undead is not a very effective tactic to escape the hordes.

Javelin - Zombies are not to be used as props. Your haunted house was not appreciated by anyone.

Kaga - You are surprisingly energetic about the opportunity to bomb the hordes... - They're called zombies, not target practice.

Kitakaze - No, We will not be using zombies to take control of the world and wreak anarchy. - Just because we can, doesn't mean we should!

Laffey - Please stop spreading rumors and claiming that this zombie apocalypse is a government conspiracy. It is a government's fault, we are aligned with the government, and Vestal is the one responsible.

Long island - Video games have a bad influence on you. When hearing about a zombie apocalypse inside the base, the first thing you should do is fortify safe zones, and not bring anything that isn't stuck to the ground to a workbench to build "combo weapons." Now please let us confiscate that electric Blanka mask, laser sword, and kitchen-knife boxing gloves.

North Carolina - Yes, zombified bunnies turn into killer bunnies. I am aware if this. Please stop making Monty python references.

Observer α - "Shoot it in the face" is valid advice while on the topic of killing zombies. "Nipple cripple for instant damage" is not.

Prinz Eugen - You are not immune to the zombie virus. skinny dipping with zombies is bound to end up in a loss.

Purifier - We can't simply nuke the zombies. They're inside our base.

Roon - Your murderous intent has been very effective against the undead hordes. Please carry on this destructive behavior.

Seattle - Teaching the undead how to reenact the song and dance of the music video "Thriller" was a very impressive feat to accomplish. The breakdance section was a great highlight.

Sheffield - When asked what you were doing, the answer should not be "Sacrificing the innocent to appease the darker god's hordes." - "It was a jest" does not exempt you from punishment.

Shōkaku - No matter how right you may be, pointing out similarities between your seniors and the undead is bound to dissolve into infighting.

Taihō - It seems the zombies have no bloodflow. Sedatives do not work on them. You're useless enough as it is.

Takao 2 - Why is this zombie apocalypse such a hassle? It has been a full week already! You can shoot lasers out of your sword. We have nukes. My subordinates and operatives are known around the world for starting, fighting, killing and stopping world-destroying catastrophes. If anyone or anything should have been able to handle this situation, it should have been us!

Tester β - Congratulations. You kicked Satan's butt and became Queen of hell. We hope this unexpected occurrence will increase our stabilizing relations for the near future. - Sadly, you've missed out on a lot during your absence. If you hurry, you might just be able to make it in time to see Albacore shoot the Volatile launcher with the next batch of disposed undead.

U-101 - Zombies are not fodder for your mechanical pet.

Unicorn - Yes, chainsaws are permitted in this situation. And yes, you have been granted permission to exterminate all zombies within the base if you so feel like it, without exceptions. But only because the other shipgirls are trying to preserve the zombies for future pranks, rather then getting rid of them.

Vestal - You are now guilty of indirect AND direct manslaughter, the defilement of corpses, human testing, mummification, and a lot of other crazy things that are not included within my vocabulary. I would chain you up and feed you to the very same zombies you've helped to create. However, the zombie apocalypse did manage to get rid of all the Jehovah inside the base. Thus, you are pardoned and will only get off with a warning not to do such a thing ever again.

Warspite - Shipgirls are to NOT feed their queen's political enemies to the zombie dungeons. - I do not need to know how they got there.

Queen Elizabeth - No matter how loud you order, that zombie will not bow to you.

Z23 - Just because the base had a quiet day, doesn't mean we're at the brink of the apocalypse. - I mean, yes. True. we kind of are in the apocalypse already. But that's just the zombies roaming around.

Zuikaku - Increasing the number of your harem with the undead does not count.

Operative missives

Alfamega20000 - Chainsaw cannon? You're not thinking big enough; We already have zombies and nukes.

WarCorgi - The only true corgi here is Warspite. I don't need more. - I suddenly have the insatiable urge to fill all underground facilities with Napalm.

Reinkasahi - Ha, that made my day! Truly, how inspiring! The operative here thinks he can teach Unicorn of all people something new in CQC. The naivete of it all!

TouhouFanatic - Please find the item in question back, before any of the ship "girls" look down their pants and find out what is truly going on.

TheMiddleMan - One of our nukes disappeared again. You know anything about that? - Also, nice amulet you got there. Very captivating.

Francis - I'm pure as a bird, how could I be a father already?! Roon?

Bakkysak - Well met, recruit. At attention! Your first job is to decontaminate the radiation from the dorms.

Chaotic - Don't try it! - I think you and Albacore would make great friends. You think very alike for some reason...

Local Pyromaniac - I mean, isn't that your job?

Cemalidor - What, you want me to hide? As if I could outrun Roon and Akagi.

Hull-eating guest - Please report to Vestal for research in an effort to stop your skin from glowing green.

Derrickfoo0 - As I have notified my subordinates a number of times, my naval base is not a harem, and I am not the answer to the universe! This church of commanderism has to stop! I am not a god! - The halo and wings doesn't prove anything!

The Janitor - Attention all operatives. It has come to my knowledge that Enterprise 2 has been covering up a conspiracy to deplete the entire base of it's lower staff. How was she caught, you ask? Well, I found this cool rock last week, and-~

Admiral William - If you send those shipgirls out here, you know they'll willingly remain here with me and never come back, right? Taihō calls it "the commander factor™" and no shipgirl so far has been able to resist it so far.

Some guy - Here, have some friendly tea before our match starts. Don't mind the white powder, that's just sugaaa- Heeey~, Hornet. What's up. Why are you looking at me so suspiciously...?

Lone Rider - Please stop abusing our space station in an attempt to commit omnicide against the human race. Maybe following your advice to create a space station and giving you access could have backfired on us after all... - deploying space bombs on a village that houses an enemy is regrettable, but acceptable. deploying said bombs on an ex's car is just a waste of recourses.

Mr JAMicide - I don't trust you. So welcome aboard! - What exactly was the "great jam purge...?"

Queen of Hell - NOT. A. HAREM. - (No hard feelings, friend, but that's quite the unlucky nickname you've currently chosen. What a coincidence, really. According to our current canon, either your butt got kicked in by Tester β, or you are Tester β now...)