I want to apologize for the late update. I was working on this over spring break but lost the majority of the work I did. School has also been crazy with the majority of my classes being online, I have had no time to work on fanfiction. But I'll try to make more chapters over the summer.
From outside the Norrisvile Pet Park, Randy and Howard were watching the students from Norrisville High and other people were playing with their pets.
Norrisville Pet Park, so honking fun
One of the older students, Buttermaker, threw a tennis ball and a small puppy caught it.
Ain't got no rules except for this one
Greg threw a frisbee and a purple snake caught it.
Gotta have a pet, gotta have a pet
Greg and Buttermaker high-fived since they were having fun with their pets.
Gotta have a pet, pet, pet, pet, pet
Theresa was playing with her gerbil on the table. The gerbil rolled around and was enjoying himself.
It's super exclusive. You gotta have a pet
Morgan was also at the table and was sitting with her hairless cat. They both look so similar, they were practically twins.
If you don't have a pet, then you can't come in.
"Man, this is wonk. No entry without a pet," Howard said disappointed as he and Randy walked away.
"Well, Howard, those are the rules," Randy told him.
"Well, if my parents and you would let us go splitsies on a monkey, we'd be ruling this pet park. Well, guess we don't need these anymore." Out of nowhere Howard grabbed a tricycle and a helmet and threw them away.
They walked away and Randy was talking to Howard about the pet issue. "One, I told you that getting a monkey is wrong and possibly illegal and two, I don't need a pet nor want one. Howard, a pet is a lot of responsibility. You have to feed it, walk it, play with it. Besides, it's not like a way for you to get a pet is going to come from the sky."
As Randy was talking a new McFist building came down and it was called, McFist's McFreaks. One of the gorilla robots came out wearing a carnie outfit and announced as people gathered around. "From the darkest jungles of Detention Island, McFreaks so McFreaky, you'll McFreak."
"Oh, man! There were McFreaks on Detention Island? Cunningham, we should get in trouble so we can go see 'em,"
"Thanks, Howard, but I'll pass. Besides, we could just see the McFreak Show. It'll be less trouble anyway."
"You're right! Let's see the McFreaks!"
Randy and Howard ran inside the McFreak show to see the McFreaks inside. The first one they saw was octo-bear, head of a bear and tentacles of an octopus, whose name was Rondo. It was spinning batons and Howard was impressed. "It's the Brucest thing I've ever seen!" Howard looked past Randy. "Whoa! Look at that one!" Howard ran over to a snake with brown hair and nine arms, who was playing two double-necked guitars.
"Impressive. I wonder if he takes requests," Randy commented.
"Cunningham..."
"No, probably not. Most animals who do know how to play an instrument are only taught specific songs."
"Cunningham, look!" Howard turned Randy's head to a monkey with four butts on his head.
"His name is Barnabutt Jones," Randy said reading off of the plaque.
"I found my spirit animal," Howard commented.
In McFist's ship, McFist was relaxing with a T-shirt and pineapple lemonade in a hammock. "Ahh, taking the weekend off from destroying the Ninja is just what I needed. My McStress level us at an all-time low. Plus, I came up with this profitable McFreak Show. Go me!" McFist drank his lemonade happily without even noticing Viceroy's eye twitch.
"So my plan to round up the freaks from Detention Island and exploit them for money was your idea?" Viceroy asked as he walked up to McFist with a spray bottle in his hand.
Completely obviously as he always he, McFist lifted up his robot hand up and said, "High-five, Viceroy. One on one." Viceroy just stared at him unimpressed. McFist then set his lemonade on his chest and put up his real hand. "Two on two. Come on, smack it, do it, let's celebrate me." Viceroy stared at him for another minute then left. "Hey, where you going? I got a high-ten with no one to smack it."
"I'm going to give the McFreaks their Aw Juice."
"Of course, Aw Juice. And that is..." Viceroy removed the cover over a rattling birdcage to reveal a McFreak animal that was the combo of a parrot and a shark. It was very angry and aggressive. "Yikes!"
Viceroy sprayed the McFreak and instantly, it became friendly and adorable since it meowed like a cat. "Aw Juice. It stops the Gy-yikes before they become Gy-yooos."
McFist laughed in content. "Really feeling good about today."
Randy and Howard were leaving the McFreak Show as the two were talking about it non-stop. "I've seen many a Bruce things in my time. Considering I'm over 800 years old and have seen pretty much everything. But I've never seen anything like that and I've met all sorts of magical creatures.."
"It was the Bruest thing ever! Oh, next time you see a dragon, you better take a picture of it for me." Randy rolled his eyes in amusement but didn't comment on it. Sure, he's met dragons before he does need to keep them a secret.
"Cunningham, imagine if we took Barnabutt Jones to the per park, we could rub everyone's faces in any of his four butts!" Howard smirked at his idea. "Dude, we should spring Barnabutt Jones and take him to the park."
Randy looked at Howard then told him, "Howard, I'm not going to steal something. Even if it belongs to McFist."
"Come on! How do we know McFist won't use Barnabutt Jones for evil or use him to destroy the Ninja?"
"Because he seems harmless."
"Come on, what if we were saving Barnabutt Jones? Don't animals hate being in captivity?"
"Well, I don't know. I can't talk to animals and they can't talk back." Randy thought to himself for a moment. 'Come to think of it, McFist isn't even a certified zookeeper. Sure, some animals deserve to be free but some captivity has saved the lives of some nearly extinct animals.'
Randy was taken out of his thoughts when the Nomicon glowed. Howard groaned loudly. "Right on cue. Gonna have fun? Not on my watch. I hate you. You hear that? Hate."
"Howard, the Nomicon doesn't take the fun out of everything. Besides, I should see what he wants." Howard growled in annoyance then Randy ran off into the bushes to go into the Nomicon. In the bushes, Randy sat down and opened the Nomicon and it immediately sucked him in.
Randy watched as the Nomicon gestured to a Samurai Guard and a wolf trapped in a cage. The Samurai Guard was standing in front of the Ninja until the Ninja took down the Samurai Guard with his scarf. The Ninja then freed the wold trapped in the cage.
What is wild should not be caged.
"So, Howard is right? I should free Barnabutt Jones but that doesn't make any sense. Howard is hardly every right!" The Nomicon didn't say anything except the drawing of the Ninja used his scarf on Randy to kick him out of the Nomicon.
Randy opened his eyes and saw Howard over him. "Well, go ahead. Tell me how the Nomicon shoobed us sideways."
Randy stood up and told him, "One, the Nomicon doesn't shoob us over. Two, it didn't shoob us anyways."
"Wait, it said... that you said... because they're... and you're..."
"I don't even understand it myself but the Nomicon said to free Barnabutt Jones. Well, he didn't say exactly that but he seemed to be in the agreement that we should free Barnabutt Jones."
"Whoa, Viceroy, what's the rush? I was thinking you and me could cruise down to PJ McFlubBusters, have some laughs, like we're a couple of regular shmoes," McFist took Viceroy out of his McFreak show and punched his arm like they were best friends.
"Wow! When you don't focus on the Ninja, you are a totally different person," Viceroy said shocked.
"I don't even care what old pajama-face is up to." McFist entered a cord on the security and locked the show up for the day. "I called him pajama-face. That's a first..."
Without the pair even noticing the Ninja entered the McFreak Show. The security became armed as green beams started to seal the exit. He had to jump out of the way as multiples of them as they sealed the exit. 'Too easy.' Just then, Randy stepped on a button and an alarm started to sound.
"INTRUDER! INTRUDER!" A robo-ape shouted at it pointed at Randy.
"Ninja shushing ball," Randy whispered as he threw a ball in the robo-ape's mouth. "Or was that a Ninja boom ball?" His question was answered once the robo-ape's head blew up. "Ugh! I'm always getting the two confused. I know what all the others look like but I get those two confused." Randy ran to Barnabutt Jones who was happily dancing in his cage. "Okay. That's pretty cute." Barnabutt Jones farted from his four butts. "Let's get you outta here." Randy sliced the glass to his cage open and the two were about to leave but the other McFreaks were staring at him in sadness. 'Ugh. I really hope I don't regret this.'
Meanwhile, Howard was in his garage choosing a set of sheets for his new pet. "Hey, Howard?"
Howard turned around and asked, "Trains or cowboys? What do you think?"
"Uhh... trains. But I think we're going to need a bigger bed." The four McFreaks from the shows were behind Randy and Howard was more than excited.
"That is the cheese! We're going splities on the McFreaks?!"
"Until I figure out what to do with them, yeah. I can't take all four of them home and neither can you."
"Great! Let's have some fun in the meantime!"
Alone together
Randy and Howard, along with the four McFreak's were playing in the mini pool filled with mud in Howard's backyard. The group laughed in happiness as they played together. Even Randy was amused.
That's how we used to be
Randy was playing on his keytar along the nine-armed snake who was playing his double-necked guitars.
Then we stole these four McFreaks
Barnabutt Jones was playing the harmonica with his four butts.
Now we're a family
Howard was playing the Tamborine and Rondo was playing the drums.
We have pets
Randy and Howard were bathing Barnabutt Jones who was farting in the water.
Mom said no, but her heart said yes
Randy and Howard tucked in all the McFreaks in the garage.
We stole pets
The two were petting them good night.
We set them free.
They left Barnabutt jones for last who farted in their faces.
To live in our garage.
McFreaks was taped before a live studio audience.
"I can't deny it, Howard. I had a lot of fun yesterday. Who knew having a pet was this much fun? But are you sure we should be taking the McFreaks to the pet park? I still need to figure out what to do with them. I'm thinking of just sending them back to Detention Island."
"Come on, Cunningham. We finally can go inside and you want to chicken out!"
"I'm not chickening out. I just don't think it's a good idea."
"Come on, YOLO!" Howard entered the park with the pets with sunglasses on and Randy walked from behind.
Oh yeah, we got pets
"I don't know what that even means!" Randy put on his sunglasses and knew he was going to regret it. 'I have a feeling that this is going to end badly.'
At the pet park
We're here with our pets at the pet park.
Morgan turned to Randy and Howard with their pets along with Theresa and her pet gerbil.
Off the leash, that's so cool
Randy and Howard removed their leashes and the McFreaks proceeded to play to their heart's content.
Oh, yeah
Barnabutt Jones caught a frisbee with his butt that was meant for a dog. He farted as though he did a good job.
"Barnabutt, you are Bruce-dorable," Howard told him after taking off his sunglasses.
Randy heard a roar and saw the nine-armed snake trying to eat Theresa's gerbil. Randy was able to save the gerbil who walked away chirping at them in anger. 'Ok, so bringing the McFreaks to the pet park was a bad idea.'
"Aww, you need a kissy, make a boo-boo go bye-bye?" Howard asked the snake. The snake nodded and Howard kissed him on the nose then the snake slithered away happily.
"Howard, he tried to eat Theresa's gerbil!" Howard ignored him as he continued to be blind to the trouble the McFreaks were causing. 'This is going to end badly.'
McFist put his arm around Viceroy's shoulders as they walked into the McFreak Show. "What a night! Now I know what PJ McFlubBusters means by "Open Till Question Mark"."
"Gy-Yikes!" Viceroy shouted in shock.
"Why'd you "Gy-Yikes"?" McFist asked him unaware of what happened.
"All of the McFreaks have escaped."
"Gy-Yikes!" They looked around and saw all their cages open and empty. "Ugh! I'm starting to feel stress," McFist said as he face-palmed himself.
"Then I probably shouldn't tell you that their Aw-Juice is about to wear off."
"Why didn't you give it to them earlier?!" McFist asked him.
"I would have if somebody hadn't kept me out till question mark," Viceroy said as he shouted the last part of his sentence.
"G-Yooo."
"Oh, in about 30 seconds, G-Yooo can say that again." McFist groaned in worry.
30 seconds later
Randy and Howard were sitting on a bench what Randy staring angrily at Howard while the McFreaks were attacking everyone at the pet park.
"Why is that octo-bear touching my bald cat?" Morgan asked while walking after Rondo with her cat in his mouth.
"What? So, the McFreaks are acting a little extra freaky? It's fine."
The Parrot Shark was chasing after Buttermaker with his dog in his arms. Their classmate ducked under a picnic table and the McFreak spat on the table causing it to dissolve from its acid spit.
Barnabutt Jones was cornering Greg aggressively with its farts. "Skee-boo, man. Skee-boo!"
"What did you do?"
"ME? I've been sitting next to you."
"Yeah, but I didn't do anything, so obviously you did."
"ME?! Who asked me to free the McFreaks because they wanted a pet?!"
The McFreaks continued to roar in anger and aggression as they chased after everyone in the pet park. Principal Silmovitz arrived with his pet goat and was frightened at the sight of the pet park. "That is what I get for bringing an indoor goat to an outdoor pet park." Principal Slimovitz picked up his goat and ran to his car to escape but the nine-armed snake was inside. The nine-armed snake hot-wired his car and drove off. "That McFreak just stole my car!"
The nine-armed snake stopped in front of the entrance at the park and whistled for the other McFreaks. They entered the car and drove off. Randy and Howard ran out as well just seconds after they left. "Things just took a turn for the Ninja."
"For the record, I just wanted to split a monkey." Randy nearly rolled his eyes but didn't. He looked around and transformed into the Ninja behind Howard and ran off to catch the McFreaks. "I'll meet you there!" Howard took the tricycle and helmet out of the trash from yesterday.
McFist and Viceroy were in the hovercraft searching for the McFreaks in Norrisville. "If I were a McFreak loose in the city, where would I rampage?" McFist asked. "Where would I rampage... Ooh, I know." He looked at Viceroy and said, "I'd rampage at PJ McFlubBusters."
"Sir, our McFreaks from our McFreak Show are about to lay waste to Norrisville and this is the only thing that can stop them." He took out the Aw-Juice and set it down next to him.
"This is fun, you and me chasing something that isn't the Ninja." McFist sighed in happiness. "Man, I can't stop thinking about those tater skins."
"There they are!"
On the ground, the McFreaks were causing all sorts of chaos. The Nine-armed snake grabbed some parking meters and threw them at a building, breaking windows and getting them stuck inside the building.
Rondo had mailboxes in his tentacles and threw one in Greg's Game Hole. Everyone in Norrisville was stunning in fear from the McFreaks as they were causing mass chaos and destruction. "SMOKE BOMB!" Randy dodged Rondo's attack. "McFreaks, stop this senseless shoobing or else." Randy didn't want to hurt the McFreak but would if he had to. 'Why are they acting like this? They didn't act like this yesterday or at the McFreak Show.'
The Parrot Shark chased Randy under a car while spitting acid at him. "You have to chill!" Randy wasn't able to stay for long since Rondo picked up the car he was under. Rondo roared at him and he ran off before Rondo could attack him. He tripped and fell to the ground and the nine-armed snake attacked him with the parking meters but Randy dodged all of them. "Bad nine-armed snake." Before Randy could do anything else Rondo grabbed him with his tentacle. "Uh-oh." Rondo used his tentacle to hit Randy against a car and a dumpster. 'I don't want to hurt them but they could hurt someone. Maybe, just maybe, I can appeal to their good nature.' Randy sighed. "Rondo, stop. Please. You don't want to do this. None of you do. You're good, McFreaks. Barnabutt, please, you are good, all of you are, you can't be bad. Talk to them. They listen to you." Rondo squeezed Randy harder until he farted, earning Barnabutt's sympathy with a tear from his eye.
Barnabutt jumped on top of a car and farted from all four of his butts. The McFreaks calmed down and Rondo set Randy down. Barnabutt farted at him calmly and the other McFreaks looked much calmer. "Thank you, freaks. Now let's get you back ho..."
From McFist's hovercraft, they could hear one of the robo-apes say, "You are property of McFist Industries. Come quietly or be shocked."
The McFreaks were growling at the hovercraft. "Great timing. I just got them to calm down." The robo-apes came down to recapture the McFreaks. Randy took down one of the robo-apes but one of the other robo-apes was about to shock Rondo but he destroyed it easily. Another one tried to shock the nine-armed snake but were overpowered by him as he destroyed several of the robo-apes. A robo-ape tried to attack Barnabutt Jones but the Parrot Shark saved him and spit in another one's face.
Three tried to attack Barnabutt again and he farted in fear but Randy sliced one in half. "Mind if I "butt" in?" Randy laughed at his own joke and the other robo-apes just looked at him. "Because he's got all these butts and... uhh... I'm gonna stab you now." The two robo-apes tried to shock Randy but he dodged the attacks and one of the robo-apes shocked the other. The robo-ape grabbed the Ninja's scarf and punched him. Randy fell to the ground and held is head in pain. "Yep, that hurt. Ow!" The robo-ape was about to finish Randy but Barnabutt did a sonic fart which destroyed the robo-ape. Randy stood up and looked at Barnabutt Jones. "Sonic fart. Schnasty!"
Howard had finally arrived on the tricycle but was too late since McFist's hovercraft already took Randy and the Mcfreaks. "Aw, man! I missed everything." Howard got off the bike and looked at it annoyed. "Stupid monkey bike." He threw it in the trash. 'Never riding that thing again.'
In McFist's hovercraft, the McFreaks were woozy from being taken then they shrunk in fear from the robo-ape with the shocker. "You have fun, McFreaks. I hope so because you're going back in your cages forever."
To McFist's surprise, the Ninja came out from under the McFreaks. "Rondo, two words, personal hygiene."
"Ninja? Ninja! The one weekend I try not to catch the Ninja, I catch the Ninja. Get him!"
Robo-apes started to surround the Ninja and the McFreaks but Randy was prepared. He jumped over a group of them kicked one closest to him and exploded one it hit the ground. Randy was soon overpowered by the robo-apes as two of them laid on him. "Viceroy, Aw Juice the Freaks then destroy the Ninja."
"What the cheese is Aw Juice?" Randy asked.
"It's the chemical compound the keeps the before from becoming an after. All right, back into your cages," Viceroy said as he walked over to the McFreaks ready to spray them.
"What is wild should not be caged," Randy said to himself. 'That's it.' Randy looked at the McFreaks and said, "The McFreaks don't deserve to be caged. I'm sorry. I'm no better than McFist. I should have tried harder to get you home. I kept you here longer because Howard wanted a pet. You don't belong in the garage, you deserve to go back home."
"Garages? What's he talking about, garages?" McFist asked confused.
"Hiya!" Randy pushed the two robo-apes off him. The robo-apes were destroyed then he used his scarf to take the other robo-apes by the McFreaks and swung them knocking Viceroy to the ground causing him to release the Aw-Juice. "Ninja juice Snatch!" Randy used his sword to destroy the Aw-Juice.
Angry, McFist asked Randy, "How am I supposed to have a McFreak Show without Aw Juice?"
Randy put his sword away and told him as the McFreaks came to his side, "You're not. No one is." The McFreak were growling in anger as they went to McFist and Viceroy. Before the McFreaks could do anything, Viceroy pushed a button then he and McFist fleed in a green ball. Randy shook his head then asked, "Anyone know how to fly a hovercraft? I may be over 800, but I have no clue how to fly this." The nine-armed snake raised one of his arms squawked since he knew how to fly. They did arrive at Detention Island but unfortunately, the nine-armed snake knew how to fly but he didn't know how to land so they crashed. They all came out of the wreck unharmed, thankfully. "The better question would have been, "Does anyone know how to land a hovercraft?"" Randy stood up and sighed. "Listen, I was wrong to have Howard keep you as pets. I think deep inside, I wanted a pet as well. I'm over 800 years old and having a companion would have made things so much better since I've seen people come and go throughout my life. But you deserve to be free. Welcome back to Detention Island, McFreaks." They hugged each other and Randy in happiness and Barnabutt farted in Randy's face. They got out of the hug and Randy chuckled a bit. "Barnabutt, come on, man. I'm trying to make a moment." Randy shook his head. "You know what? That was perfect. I love you to death. I can't top it. Smoke bomb you later." Randy left the McFreaks and returned home.
"Why'd you leave 'em?!" Howard asked annoyed when Randy came back. It was late at night so the two were talking on the phone.
"They belong on Detention Island. I already told you that I planned to return them once I found a way to and I did," Randy told him. "End of discussion."
"Fine. But how'd you get back anyway? McFist's hovercraft crashed and you can't fly... unless you can and didn't tell me!"
"I have my ways and... friends who help me."
Howard looked at him confused and asked, "What friends? I thought you were immortal."
"I am, but they don't live in Norrisville. Well... they don't live in this dimension. It's a long story, but maybe if you got more responsible, then you'll be able to get a pet. A real pet and not a wild animal. Okay?" They looked at each other and laughed. "It sounded stupid the moment it came out of my mouth."
"Eh. Owning a pet was hard anyway. Cleaning, feeding, playing, too much work. Welp. I'm going to bed. Night, Cunningham."
"Night, Howard."
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