The gang is at school in a classroom discussing their plans for the weekend
"Hey do you guys have any plans for this weekend?" Beck asked
"Tori and I are going to perform at Karaoke Dokie." Jade replies
"You and Tori?" André asked
"Is that a problem?" Jade asked
"Nope." André replies
"I never thought you two would sing together." Beck said
"We did before." Jade says
"Can we come with?" André asked
"Sure." Tori replied
"I don't care." Jade says
"Hey Sam do you and Cat want to come to Karaoke Dokie with us?" Tori asked
"We would but we can't." Sam said
"How come?" Tori asked
"We have to babysit this weekend." Cat says
"You guys are still babysitters?" Jade asked
"Yeah we need the money." Sam replied
"Well if you have time you know where to find us." Tori says
"This is going to be a fun weekend." Beck said
"Maybe for you." Sam says
"Who are you guys babysitting anyways?" Beck asked
Sam checks the website
"Aw crud. Cat we have to babysit those two boys who broke those plates back when I was Peezy B's assistant." Sam said
"Dang it!" Cat yelled
"You were Peezy B's assistant?" André asked
"I hate him. He said I danced like a squirrel." Cat said
"I hope those boys changed a lot." Sam says
"Me too." Cat said
Tori Vega TheSlap Update: Heading out to Karaoke Dokie with Jade, Beck and André. Going to sing with Jade. FEELING: Singy
At Karaoke Dokie
"So what song are you two going to sing?" Beck asked
"You'll see." Jade said
"Well well look who it is." Tara says
"Oh god." Beck said
"Them." André said
"We're here to sing ugly Betty!" Jade yelled
"Are you singing with Louise Nordoff? Or should I say Tori Vega!" Hayley yelled
"What?" Tori asks
"Who's Tori Vega?" Jade asked
"There's no Tori Vega here." Beck
"Oh give it up. We know who she really is." Tara said
"How did you know my real name?" Tori asked
"From the 2012 Platinum Music Awards." Tara replied
"Duh!" Hayley yelled
"Dang it!" Tori yelled
"So are you boobs singing or what?" Hayley asked
"Yes we're gonna sing." Jade replied
"We didn't come for the food." Tori said
"They're going to sing and win." Beck said
"And kick your butts!" André says
"Okay well if we win this singing contest then you have to say your school is for wanna be's." Hayley says
"Come on Vega! Let's show these nubs how to really sing." Jade says
"Glad too." Tori said
"I wonder how Sam & Cat are doing." André says
"Beats me." Beck said
At Sam & Cat's apartment, the girls are babysitting the two boys from the Sam & Cat episode #PeezyB
"Why did we agree to babysit them again?" Sam asked
"I thought they would have changed." Cat says
"Well you thought wrong!" Billy yelled
Steven smashes a plate
"Quit smashing plates!" Sam yelled
"Suck a truck you ugly blond!" Steven yelled
"That's it! You're dead!" Sam yells
"Sam no! It's not worth it." Cat said
"I need a root beer!" Sam says
"We should have gone to Karaoke Dokie." Cat said
"You think?!" Sam yelled
Back at Karaoke Dokie, Hayley and Tara are just now finishing singing Give it Up horribly
"That's a game that we play at the end of the night! It's the same old story but you never get it right! Give it up oh, whoa yeah!" Hayley and Tara sings horribly
"Man they got worse." Beck said
"Tell me about it." André says
"I think Trina would be better then those two." Beck said
"She would be." André says
Tori and Jade get on stage
"Oh Tori and Jade are up." André says
Back at Sam & Cat's the boys are throwing balls at each other and breaking more items
"I love breaking items that don't belong to us!" Steven yelled
"Me too!" Billy yelled
"I'm starting to hate babysitting." Sam says
"I feel ya." Cat said
"Can I go squeeze their elbows?" Sam asked
"Go for it. I need some sleep." Cat says
Sam goes up to Steven and Billy and squeezes their elbows which causes them to fall unconscious
Cat takes out her phone and quickly updates her Slap post as she and Sam both pass out on the couch
Cat Valentine TheSlap Update: Babysitting two bratty boys with Sam. It's not going well. Why did we agree to babysit them all weekend? FEELING: Regret
Back at Karaoke Dokie, Jade and Tori are singing Take a Hint
"Get your hands off my hips! Before I punch you in the lips! Stop you're staring at my- Hey! Take a hint, take a hint! T-take a hint, take a hint!" Jade and Tori sings beautifully
After Tori and Jade sing, everyone cheers for them
"I guess we won." Tori said
"Alright time to vote. All those for Hayley and Tara." Mr. Ferguson asked
No one raises their hand
"And those for Tori and Jade." Mr. Ferguson says
Everyone raises their hands
"Ha sweat on that." Beck says
"Wait who wants free Buffalo nuggets for life?" Hayley asked
Everyone raises their hands
"And it looks like Hayley and Tara win." Mr. Ferguson says
"Ha ha!" Tara yells
"Are you freaking kidding me?! Tori yelled
"They just cheated!" Jade said
"Again!" André yelled
"Just shut up!" Tara said
"I'll shut you up!" Beck yells
"That does it!" Hayley says
"What are you going to do? Ban us from singing again?" Jade asked
"No you and your friends are all banned for life!" Hayley replies
"Get out now before we literally kick you out!" Tara said
"I'm sorry but I am going to have to ask you 4 to leave Karaoke Dokie." Mr. Ferguson says
"Fine!" Jade yelled
"Like we care!" Tori yelled
"We didn't like singing at this stupid club anyways!" Beck said
"Your zipper is down by the way!" André says
Tori, André, Beck and Jade all angrily storm out of Karaoke Dokie with Tara looking at her pants and zips it up in embarrassment
To Be Continued
A/N Let me know what you think of the first part of this episode.
To Eric Johnson: I'm not bringing back Griffin, Ryder, Steven, Gwen or Ruby in my Sam & Cat series finale. Just because I had Gwen say "This isn't the last you'll see of us", doesn't mean I'll have them return. I even said in that episode that I wasn't going to have them return. I'm also and not having Nevel in it either since I'm redeeming him to be nicer. I'm only using Nora in my Sam & Cat finale.