I Gots Spiked Wit the Viags

DISCLAIMER: All official characters of BNHA belong to Horikoshi-sama, not me.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm certain you can guess who is who in this one if you've seen my chapter "When Chat 1-A Views The XXX Tape" on The Viewings of the IzuOcha-verse (over on AO3). But just in case u haven't:

ImaBurnUrDickOff - Mina Ashido
My Heart is STEREO - Kyoka Jiro
Uramochi - Ochako Uraraka
Solid Snake is my Bitch - Toru Hagakure
Froppy Jalopy - Tsuyu Asui
Class Mom - Momo Yaoyorozu
Lemme Smash - Izuku Midoriya

Chat 2-A

ImaBurnUrDickOff: ytf would grape boy even do what he did 2day? How tf he still in UA?

My Heart is STEREO: How tf would I kno?

Uramochi: Well, Deku-kun took care of the issue. I'm happy~

Solid Snake is my Bitch: of course ur happy, u luv Mido!

Froppy Jaloppy: Good thing the boys are busy with that gaming tournament.

Class Mom: Except for Midoriya. He's the only one still at the dorms.

ImaBurnUrDickOff: Doin hw no doubt.

Lemme Smash: Uh... I need help.

Uramochi: Deku-kun! wat's wrng? u ok?

Lemme Smash: This is very embarrassing but...

Class Mom: Midoriya, what's going on?

Lemme Smash: I self-diag online... apparently this juice box I got from Aoyama-kun... tasted funny... and now I am like so hard and kinda sweaty, flushed at da face... and I'm needin sumthin nice, tight, and wet to stick my dick in. The box I got... well...

Lemme Smash: [image attached]

ImaBurnUrDickOff: ...

Class Mom: ...

Solid Snake is my Bitch: ...

Froppy Jaloppy: ...

My Heart is STEREO: ...

Uramochi: ...

Lemme Smash: Sum1 help relieve me... plz? My dick is like hurtin so much... need 2 cum so much...

Uramochi: Izuku, I'll help you.

► "Uramochi" has logged offline.

ImaBurnUrDickOff: WTF?

Class Mom: K, so that definitely wasn't a child-friendly drink. It's an adult beverage that's also laced with Viagra. Looked it up online.

Solid Snake is my Bitch: So Mido is horny now? And y Aoyama got sumthin like that?

Froppy Jaloppy: Ochako-chan just ran past my door headin 4 the stairs.

My Heart is STEREO: ... god fuckin damn it... now I'm gonna hear like wet suction sounds if they fuck.

► "Lemme Smash" has logged offline.

Solid Snake is my Bitch: And the ship has sailed.

ImaBurnUrDickOff: ... I'm gonna spy on them.

Class Mom: Ashido, no.

ImaBurnUrDickOff: Ashido, yes!

Eeyup.