Sam and Cat are still resting on the couch when there's a knock at the door
"Ugh who is that?" Sam asked
"I'll go check." Cat says
Cat opens the door and sees Tori, Jade, Beck, and André standing outside
"Ugh what?!" Cat asks
"Gee nice to see you too." Tori said
"Thanks for the warm welcome." André says
"Sorry. Sam and I didn't get much sleep last night." Cat said
"Why?" Jade asks
"Them." Sam said
"Are they dead?" Beck asked
"No they're just sleeping. Probably." Sam says
"So how did it go at Karaoke Dokie?" Cat asked
"Horrible." Tori said
"Huh?" Sam asked
"Cat you remember Hayley and Tara?" Jade asks
"Yes." Cat replied
"Who's Hayley and Tara?" Sam asked
"Some rude girls we met 5 years ago." Beck says
"What did they do?" Sam asked
"Tori and I were about to win a singing contest but they bribed people with free food so they won." Tori replies
"That's it?" Sam asked
"Hayley's daddy owns the place." Cat said
"So they cheated?" Sam asked
"Big time." Beck said
"They even banned us from coming there." Jade said
"Okay I hate those girls." Sam says
"They also suck at singing." Cat said
"Like Trina suck?" Sam asked
"No they're worse." Tori says
"Tori don't tell Trina I said this but I think she can sing better than Hayley and Tara." Jade said
"Wait where is Trina?" Sam asked
"And where's Robbie?" Beck asked
"Robbie is sick and Trina is with Sinjin." Tori replied
"Sam can you help us take those chicks down and get us unbanned?" André says
"Sure but Cat and I still have to babysit." Sam said
Just then Dice and Goomer walk in
"Sup people." Dice says
"Dice Goomer we need you to babysit someone." Cat said
"No." Dice said
"We don't want to babysit anyone." Goomer says
"SHE SAID BABYSIT THEM!" Jade yells
"Okay we'll babysit." Dice said
"Come on let's go." Jade said
Jade, Tori, Sam, Cat, Beck and André all walk out of the apartment
"She is such a witch." Goomer said
Jade walks back in
"I heard that!" Jade yelled
Sam Puckett TheSlap Update: At a cool karaoke club. Going to bring the house down. FEELING: Pumped
"So this is Karaoke Dokie?" Sam asked
"Uh huh." Tori replies
"This place is so cool." Sam said
"We know." Jade says
"Well look who it is." Hayley said
"I thought we smelled failure." Tara says
"Then you were sniffing each other." Cat says
"You know you're can't perform here." Hayley said
"Why would they want to?" Sam asks
"Who are you?" Tara asked
"She's that chick from that stupid web show iCarly." Hayley replied
"If it's stupid then how come it ran for 5 years? Huh?" Cat asked
"Cat just let the girls do the talking." André says
"You're not going to sing are you?" Tara asked
"Yes I am." Sam said
"Fine if we win then we get to make out with Beck." Hayley said
"What?!" Jade and Beck said at the same time
"Okay and if you lose then you have to look after two kids Cat and I know." Sam says
"And you have to unban us and leave us alone." Cat said
"Fine." Tara says
"We're so gonna win." Hayley says
"We'll see about that." Jade said
Cat Valentine TheSlap Update: Wonder how Dice and Goomer are doing with the kids we had them take care of. FEELING: Curious
Dice and Goomer are being tortured by the kids
"Why is babysitting so hard?" Dice asked
"I don't know." Goomer says
The boys are breaking more plates and glasses
"Will you guys stop breaking those plates and glasses?!" Dice yelled
"Eat garbage you hair hat!" Billy yelled
"Where are Sam & Cat?" Goomer asked
"Dang it that was the last plate!" Steven yelled
"I guess that means you're done." Dice says
"We'll just break these cups instead." Billy said
"I hate babysitting." Dice says
"How can Sam & Cat put up with these rugrats?" Goomer asked
Sam Puckett TheSlap Update: About to perform at Karaoke Dokie. Wish me luck. FEELING: Awesome
"Give it up for Sam Puckett!" Mr. Ferguson says
"Good luck Sam!" Cat yelled
"You got this Puckett!" Jade yelled
"I'm never that far No matter where you are Believe it We can make it come true But I-I-I-I, I'll never say never As long as we keep it together-er-er-oh If you're living a dream And you know what I mean Then you can't let 'em change your mind It's the life that we choose And we still break the rules But it's all gonna be just fine (just fine) You and me, we're gonna be just fine Hummmmmmm" Sam sings
Everyone cheers for her
"Wait the audience has to decide the winner." Tara says
"All those for Hayley and Tara?" Mr. Ferguson asked
No one claps
"All those for Sam?" Mr. Ferguson asks
Everyone claps for her
"Dang it!" Hayley yelled
"Well I guess that means we're unbanned." Tori said
"Fine!" Tara said
"Come on. You two got babysitting to do." Sam says
At Sam & Cat's, Dice and Goomer are exhausted when Sam and the others walk in
"Finally!" Dice yelled
"How could you leave us here to babysit those monsters?! Goomer asked
"Huh?" Billy and Steven asked
"You heard him." Dice said
"Don't worry you don't have to babysit them anymore." Cat said
"Yeah cause you do." Goomer says
"No..." Sam said
Doorbell rings
"Ding dong." Cat said
Tori opens the door and Hayley and Tara walk in
"That's them." Sam said
"Boys?" Tara asked
"We don't want to babysit them." Hayley says
"Too bad. You lost the bet." Cat said
"Come on guys. Let's go." Sam said
"Where?" Dice asked
"To Karaoke Dokie." Tori replied
"I wanna do some karaoke." Goomer said
"Can you sing?" André asked
In the next scene, Goomer is singing the Sam & Cat Theme Song
"If you're living a dream And you know what I mean Then you can't let 'em change your mind It's the life that we choose And we still break the rules But it's all gonna be just fine (just fine) You and me, we're gonna be just fine Hummmmmmm" Goomer sings
"He's awesome." Beck said
"I didn't know he can sing." Dice said
"I love this place." Sam said
The End
A/N Let me know what you think of this episode. I only have 8 more episodes left to make for Season 4. I hope you all have been enjoying this season. I'll continue making more episodes and I'll post the finale to this and my Sam & Cat finale on the same day.
To Eric Johnson: I'm not bringing back Griffin, Ryder, Steven, Gwen or Ruby in my Sam & Cat series finale. Just because I had Gwen say "This isn't the last you'll see of us", doesn't mean I'll have them return. I even said in that episode that I wasn't going to have them return. I'm also and not having Nevel in it either since I'm redeeming him to be nicer. I'm only using Nora in my Sam & Cat finale. Also my username isn't DaveyWalker so stop saying that in all of your reviews! And no I am not doing any requests at all. I'm only doing my own stories.