Letters to Lucius
Summary: Holly calls Malfoy by every name in the book. Lucius gets to hear all about it when the letters start coming in.
Dear father
Potter, mudblood friend has no manners whatsoever. She called me Mabel today.
Of course, that was the second letter after Draco been writing home telling him about how she been calling him a duck, or Malory.
Dear father
Really, she annoying. She follows you everywhere and is nothing, but trouble. She insane too always mentioning about me killing the Headmaster. Which, I have not done by the way and yes that what she says to she says not only do I kill the Headmaster, but she corrects herself and say I didn't do it so don't feel too bad. As if I would feel too bad about killing that daft old man and then she calls me Maven.
Maven?
Where does she get these ideas from?
And, so the letters keep coming always the same thing. Potter did this, Potter did that, Potter thinks he so better. He was far too old to be dealing with high school drama. Especially when those said letters is Draco telling him about all the names that mudblood keeps saying.
Madison.
May.
Madeline.
And, no his son is not a duck. Lucius is pretty sure he would know if his son was a duck.
Mae.
Maggie.
Malaysia.
She using the name Molly again father.
Maria.
Maren.
She keeps calling me girl names to. She hardly ever mentions any boy names.
Marlee.
Mia.
Mya.
And, then Lucius decided that the best choice of action was just not to read anymore letters because he swears if he hears another m name he was going to scream out in frustration.
Then his dear wife decided to read one out loud because she didn't like him ignoring their son letters.
"Today was the worse day," his wife said as she read the letter. "Because Potter called me Molly."
Ture to his words Lucius did just that and scream because he's going to have to put up with this until Draco finishes school. Or, when that mudblood starts calling his son by his true name. However, pigs are likely to fly before that happens.