coming back from his long break, we never would've thought to see sasuke holding a toddler on his lap as he plays stardew valley.
it had been only a month, not nine. but when we saw his girl sakura in the background holding another kid against her hip, we had to count again. after all, this was an unusual setup for sasuke's stream.
the boy he was holding looked like the exact replica of him, that's why the fans flooded his chatbox and asked who the kid was.
"it's mine," sasuke cheekily answered.
"sasuke-kun!" sakura's voice was heard somewhere. "itachi nii-san will kill you! and please, don't call your nephew an 'it'. he's not a cat."
sasuke squished the kid's chubby cheeks as he gets them closer to the camera, "yeah, he's way cuter than a cat. right, little bud?" the baby looked unimpressed and didn't answer, and it made sasuke chuckle. "you're just like your dad."
a girlish giggle caught his attention from the game and his nephew. he turned his chair around and from the back, we could see a little girl running towards him.
"s'ke ji-chan!"
"heyyy..." we saw him pick the girl up and when he turned his chair back, there were now two kids on his lap, identical except for their hair because the girl has brown tresses and the boy has black.
"say hi to the camera," sasuke murmured. the little girl enthusiastically waved her small hand and his viewers thought he looked like a dad. when he saw the comments, he gave a subtle smile. shy, even.
"when will you be a papa, ji-chan?" the girl asked.
he let out a burst of soft laughter and stage-whispered to her ear, "ask sakura ba-chan."
the boy beat them to it, "sakura ba-chan, oji-chan said he wants to be a papa!" sasuke almost choked.
"w-wait n-"
there was a snort from somewhere, "really, now?"
his girlfriend came to view, her smile bright and lovely, and she perched herself on the arm of his gaming chair. she pressed kisses on both the twins' heads. sasuke watched as she did, cheeks almost red from what his nephew said, and smiled softly.
sakura wrapped her arm around his shoulder and pulled him closer, "maybe when your ji-chan finishes qi's kindness quest." she teased.
his eyes went wide, "wait, i have to-"
"yeah, you have to give 50 loved gifts to finish that," she answered while giggling. "and i know you don't give villagers any gifts because you're too lazy to play this game."
his brows met, "if i finish that, you're gonna make me a dad?"
it was her turn to blush, "y-you already know that i won't be having any kid as long as i'm still studying, right?"
sasuke sighed and grumbled under his breath, "but you said you will when i complete the quest..."
"marry her first," his nephew blurted out, his eyes trained on the game since his uncle let him play. "ojii-san and obaa-san will be mad if you don't." his twin just nodded her head, her dark doe eyes focused on her brother's game, while the adults babysitting them just blushed furiously beside them.
sasuke collected himself and looked up at his girlfriend who was currently holding her burning cheeks, "you heard the brat. what do you think?"
sakura stood up and fumbled with her words, "if t-this is your way of p-prop-osing... i don't want it!" then she turned around and walked away.
his niece looked up at him, "does that mean you won't be a papa, ji-chan?"
he only kissed her forehead before grinning smugly, "help me with this game and she'll say yes."
"i'll ask her to marry me instead!" his nephew interrupted. "we can have many babies!"
sasuke plucked the controller out of the kid's grasp and played the game himself, "no more games for you, brat! i'll tell your dad."
the stream went on for another hour filled with childish giggles from the kids and frustrated mumbling from sasuke. #BabysitterSasuke and #UncleGrumpy were trending until now.
we can't wait for you to be a papa, sasuke! good luck!
a/n: i haven't written anything recently because i'm too busy preparing for a new job, but hopefully this would suffice for now! i'm gonna focus on doing fic commissions now and i hope you wish me luck! thanks for keeping up with me and my snippets, especially for streamer ssk!