Harry Potter Mini Crack Fics

by slytherinlibrarymole

One chapter a day unless I'm doing apology chapters for not posting anything else. the title says it all. Very short chapters unless I go on a rant. T because I gave up on monitoring which words of the English language I do or do not use.

36. Chapter 36

Day 36: Thursday, April 29th

Sorting hat: you can go to slytherin or ravenclaw, which do you want?

Firstie: which will make people trust me unquestioningly?

Sorting hat: the answer is ravenclaw but because you asked that way you're going to slytherin

Firstie: thats fair