Co-written by Jss2141

The Griffins were not the only family who were constantly daily with problems around themselves or the world, far from there on a big mansion the mother of Lois Griffin known as Barbara Pewterschmidt was going through a big change in her life. Having enough of her husband Carter constantly cheating and unable to be faithful so she finally decided enough was enough and divorced his ass for good! She left the mansion to him because she didn't want to be there as a reminder of the old fool but she managed to dent his bank account by taking half of his company's profits in the settlement, and for someone who lived his life like it was the past, that did some damage to his man pride.

Serves him right for being unfaithful after she was a loyal and understanding partner for years! Anyway, after packing her bags and getting in a limousine, Babs ordered him to drive her to the town where his daughter lived; Quahog, Rhode Island.

'Goodby, Carter. I hope you're happy with what you've done.' Barbara thought as she wiped her eyes and looked away as the limo drove away from the estate.

"Babs, wait!" Carter called out but his shout was ignored as Babs didn't look back and the limousine kept driving.

Maybe this was the best choice, rather than going to a place that was known for being where rich people go to clean their heads, Quahog would be her little hole to dig herself and be there until she could clean her head from any annoyances, who knows? Maybe even try something new rather than what she had been doing all this time.

'Let's see if they at least have some nice apartments. I just hope Lois doesn't know this any time soon, it would be a hassle if she asked me to go with her father like this is some stupid movie where we forgive and forger'

After settling down on that crazy town on a great apartment complex worth her time, on a certain night Babs was feeling bored with nothing better to do, for some reason now she just had so much free time to kill, with a good chunk of money in her hands and no need to work things were supposed to be quite great, but the women were used to this rich life. She had also gained some weight after she got a bid addicted to full-fat milk and cheese degustations, it went right to her chest and butt rather than her stomach for some reason, maybe it was due to her older women's metabolism? Perhaps tonight she should try thinking outside her rich box for a change, but what do normal people usually do on a Saturday night when they are not rich?

Pulling out her phone and using what knowledge she had about "inter-webs" Babs looked up anything to do tonight. Some of them were clubs for young people or store sales for savings, but then she found something that interested her.

"The Drunken Clam? hmm...Well it's been a while ever since I had a drink in an average place like that, maybe tonight I find something interesting there" She said, deciding where to go tonight.

Putting her phone away and heading to her closet, Babs decided to wear something different from the usual dress. It's not that she didn't like to dress nice anymore, it's just maybe a new home should give her a chance for a new look. One that can distance herself from being the former rich wife of the cheating Carter.

"Hmm, perhaps something casual?" Babs said as she held up a red long sleeve shirt and some jeans, a new size from the weight gain to fit her.

After admiring herself in the mirror seeing how her choice of clothing is highlighting the extra pounds of her body, it made her be a bit sexier. With that out of the way Babs grabbed her purse and called in an Uber for her, she didn't have a car yet, or maybe having an uber made her think she had a private driver for now rather than bringing attention to her by actually hiring one.

Another choice to worry about later as Babs left her apartment building and waited for the Uber. She didn't need to wait long as it arrived and she told him to take her to the Drunken Clam.

'Ok Babs, your a single beautiful woman just going out for a drink nothing major'

She was a bit nervous as the Uber arrived at the clam in about 13 minutes. Paying the driver for his service, Babs exited the car and stared at the bar for a bit as she grabbed the handle.

"Alright Babs, it's just getting a drink. There's nothing wrong with that." She said to herself as she opened the door and entered the bar.

Once inside she saw how the place was, filled with the common folk asking for beer, enjoying the night, or watching a game on the television, nothing major, they still had an old jukebox...for most people, Babs saw the charm.

'What a lovely place, perhaps I was worrying for nothing.' She thought as she walked to the bar and sat on a stand.

The barkeep was a large black man that Babs knew! One of Lois's old boyfriends from her rebellious phase as a teenager. Jerome thinks his name was, maybe he remembers here, and if not, that's fine too.

"Welcome, what can I get you?" Jerome asked Babs, appearing not to recognize her at first glance.

"Mug of beer, Pawtucket Ale" Babs said to him with a small smile.

Beer was the universal alcoholic beverage that one should take if you're in a casual mood, you drink it with your friends to talk about all kinds of things and forget about your awful day, the drink of the common people for a good time. It wasn't expensive or the most alcoholic one but it was something that filled you differently.

Something that Babs had plenty of experience with and enjoyed very much throughout her life.

"You got it" Jerome said as he got a glass mug and filled it with Pawtucket beer from the tap.

After getting the mug from Jerome and watching him attend to another patron, Babs swung around in her chair to get a lay of the bar once. A couple of booths against the wall, a nice pool table with available cues, and a lovely sign near the entrance that lead to the bathrooms. Truly, this was a quaint establishment and one that Babs would be happy to revisit later.

She wasn't alone though, not so far away from her another person was sitting on the stool, silently drinking his beer, his friend's none to be seen with him that night. No, tonight? It was time to just drink alone moping in your own sadness wondering where it all went wrong. A sadness that Babs could identify and sympathize with. If there was anything she could do, it was at least give them company for the night and move over to the stool next to him.

"Excuse me but I couldn't help but notice you're looking rather down" Babs said before she sipped her beer.

"You could say that again, yeah." The man said before he took a sip of his own and turned to the woman, instantly recognizing her. "Oh hey! I know you, you're Peter's mother-in-law, Babs"

This caught her by surprise but Babs quickly rolled with it and moved on.

"Why, yes. I am. I take it you're a friend of Peter's?" Babs asked the man as he nodded to her.

"Yeah, I am. Cleveland Brown." The man, one of the best friends of Peter, said as he held his hand out to Babs. "Nice to officially make your acquaintance."

Babs shakes his hand without that snobbish attitude of rich people that says 'i don't really want to touch you, but I need to keep appearances' sort of a thing ''Nice to meet you Cleveland, now what is making you so sad? A pub is a place to throw your sorrows on liquor too but I rather drink for joy''

"Yeah I know but right now isn't a good time for me. You see today's the day of my divorce, after learning my wife cheated on me with one of my best friends." Cleveland said before finishing his mug and waving for Jerome for another one.

"My god! With your friend?!" Babs said in shock!

"Yeah, can you believe that? Apparently, I'm not *man* enough for her, you treat your partner nice for all this time and what do you get? Lies and fingers pointing at you as if the problem is not the fact I was the one who got hurt most of all. Well, how's this for a man? I'm not going back to her sorry ass like they expect me to" Cleveland said, drinking more from his mug.

"And so you shouldn't! You did nothing wrong!" Babs said as she took a deep sip of her mug, infuriated that such a nice man was cheated on! "Believe it or not, I myself was put in a very similar position like you except I didn't learn from it until I reached my limit."

"Really? So Carter cheated on you again?" Cleveland asked her.

"Yes, I suppose Peter told you of the last time?" She asked as Cleveland nodded. "Well, I should've learned from that and not taken him back again. It just ended the same way as before."

"Yeah, Peter is not the best person to tell secrets to. But I just don't get it, why would he cheat on you?" Cleveland gives a small look at her body "Your clearly a gorgeous woman, that old fool surely doesn't get it that your not his property"

This got a surprised look from Babs followed by a giggle escaping from her lips, Her, gorgeous? Yes, but she didn't think a man as young as Cleveland would find her still beautiful.

"Oh my, well aren't you a charmer? It's nice to know others still find me to be a looker and not just a man's property." Babs said to him,

"What man wouldn't?" Cleveland said as he smiled at Babs while raising his mug to her.

"Us kind-hearted divorce victims need to stick together"

"Here here. To brighter beginnings." Babs said as she raised her mug and clinked it against Cleveland's.

After that a sort of friendship between the two of them was born that night, between Mugs of beer in a pub, Babs and Cleveland kept talking about their lives and sometimes about just random subjects that they wanted to talk about at some point but no one had enough interest to hear it long enough. Time sure flies fast when you're having fun, it was almost time to close the place when they were done having a good time in each other company. After paying their tabs, the new friends left the bar as Jerome cleaned the counter and washed all of their mugs.

"I had a great time with you tonight, Cleveland. It's been a long time since I had such a wonderful time talking with someone" Babs said.

"I was thinking the same thing, Babs. I thought tonight would just be a lonely night for me but then you came along and I had more fun than I ever thought. I hope we can talk some more soon." Cleveland said as they shook hands.

"As do I Cleveland" Babs said as they went their separate ways for the night.

Meanwhile, the older woman was calling for an Uber once more something crossed her mind along the way.

'Hmmm...I wonder for how long he has been single now?'

Maybe it was fresh and it happened recently, but for some people, a bad memory lasts for a long, it may have been quite some time ago but for him, it was probably still like it went yesterday.

Keeping this thought in her mind, the Uber driver arrived to take her home.

'Maybe we can talk again beside the pub, we exchanged numbers after all'

Doing a firm nod, Babs was surprised when a sudden text came to her phone and saw it was from Cleveland.

*Hope I'm not calling at a bad time, just wondering if you got him alright.* - Cleveland Brown.

"Hmm..."

*I'm about to get on the Uber and go home, no worries, I type you back when I arrive* - Babs

* 👍* - Cleveland

Babs chuckled at this as the Uber was driving her home, finding these "emotion icons" amusing on her phone.

*On Cleveland house*

'Man, I never thought I would have such a nice moment with Lois mom, and she is quite hot for someone her age, almost like time forgot about her aging to catch up'

Walking up the stairs of his home, Cleveland checked on his son, Cleveland Jr., to see if he was sleeping. He had managed to keep his boy since the divorce but grew worried about it being hard on him. He was just a kid after all and he should've had such an emotional experience in his preteen stage of life.

'Maybe Babs could help cheer him up. I miss his sugar rush attitude.' Cleveland thought as he finished checking on his son before he got a text, it was from Babs.

*I arrived safely, how about you? Ready to go to sleep I presume?* -Babs

Cleveland smiled as he replied to Babs, sitting on his head.

*Yeah, I've got to wake up early for work tomorrow but we can talk more after I clock out.* - Cleveland.

*Sounds nice. What do you do?* - Babs.

*It's nothing much that you would find it interesting but I own my on Deli* -Cleveland

-A deli? How quaint! It's been too long since I've been to or seen a deli.- Babs.

*Oh it's just a place where you go get some quick grub* -Cleveland.

*If that's so, I just may have to stop by one day and sample it. I hope it's as good as I'm hoping it is.* - Babs.

*Then I'll do my best to not disappoint you. 😉* - Cleveland.

That night Babs and Cleveland built some sort of friendship based on how they were victims of unfaithful partners and that maybe it wasn't going to be all downhill from now on. And that may be of tomorrow grew into a yes over the next couple of months.

Cleveland and Babs continued to hang out whenever they could. From Babs stopping by Cleveland's deli for lunch or order of full-fat dairy products to Cleveland coming with Babs to help her pick out a car! Any time Cleveland had time off work or wasn't hanging out with Peter, Joe, and Quagmire, they would hangout I anywhere around Quahog. In the calm, on walks in town, supermarket sales, or even to the occasional movie; Babs and Cleveland had become the best of friends!

''I'm just saying, it's really impressive how your daughter and Peter are still together" Cleveland said.

"I agree. Lois gets that from my side of the family, we've always had a high tolerance for things. Some of my ancestors were actually saints with how much patience and tolerance they had." Babs said.

Currently, the two best friends were walking through the mall on a little shopping trip Babs suggested. Her latest check with half of Pewterschmidt industries' profit had come in the mail, as per the divorce agreements, and she felt like splurging a bit on herself and Cleveland.

"I feel a bit weird though" Cleveland said.

"Are you feeling less of a man because I bought you those expensive sneakers?" Babs giggles.

"What? No way those are awesome! It's just that...do you think Lois would find it weird that one of her husband's friends is hanging out so much with her mom?"

"Hmm, possibly but it's not up to her to decide. I am a grown woman, I can hang out with whomever I wish" Babs said as they passed by a furniture store. "Though it's a miracle Lois and her family haven't found out about me being here yet or tried to find me. Carter would've told them by now"

"Do you think he would make some sort of excuse to save face if they knew though? like saying that you were the one who did the cheating?" Cleveland asks.

"That's a possibility but Lois knows me better than that! I find it hard to believe she would actually believe me to do something like that!" Babs said with an eye roll, entering the furniture store.

As Cleveland followed behind her, he could tell Babs was thinking about her ex-husband doing something like that. They both knew what kind of man Carter was but doing something like this seems a bit too far...OH, WHO THE HELL ARE WE KIDDING?! He would do something like that in a heartbeat!

"Well if he actually ends up doing son, want me to beat him up? I have ways to make it look accidental" Cleveland said, a bit darkly.

Though that did sound tempting and Babs WAS still angry with him for cheating on her again, she didn't want to stoop to Carter's level of ruthlessness.

"Maybe nothing like that...but I would like for Carter to face punishment for his actions" Babs said as she looked over some furniture, maybe a lazy boy or a massage chair for her den.

"Heh, who knows maybe that will happen sooner than you think. But hey, do you see anything you like?" Cleveland asks.

"I like this one right here" Babs said as she pointed to a massage chair lazy boy combo, it was a nice black color with an attached remote on the left arm.

"Whoa, that thing looks like it was made for any tired body" Cleveland said, liking the chair.

"Indeed, let me take a closer look" Babs said as she started to bend over.

Watching Babs bend over to feel the chair, Cleveland felt himself freeze as his eyes were drawn to the ass of his new best friend in front of him.

"If you take a close look you can see that it's a bit old around the edges but by giving it a good squeeze you can clearly see that it's still quite firm and in shape" Babs said, inadvertently moving her ass a little.

"Y-Y-Yeah, I agree" Cleveland said but he wasn't paying much attention to the chair.

Right now, Cleveland's main attention was more focused on Babs large, in charge, and still shapely ass. She's got an ass that's VERY impressive for someone her age.

'Dear Lord! Her ass is even bigger than my old crush Donna. I wonder how she is doing though...but whoa! That ass is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal' Cleveland thought.

It felt like hours as Cleveland continued to stare at her ass before Babs leaned back up and turned to Cleveland, helping him back to his senses.

"I think I'd like this chair but I want to browse a bit more before I make my decision. What do you think, Cleveland" Babs said as Cleveland nodded in agreement.

"I think it's a good choice, but we gotta make sure the massage functions work. You did say it looks old, you gotta make sure it works, or else you'll just have to drag it back for a refund" Cleveland said as he grabbed the remote from the left arm.

"Well, I suppose the store would not mind if I test it a little bit just to be sure right?" Babs asks.

"Of course not, after all, you're rich. They would be nuts to let this chance pass by 'If Quagmire taught me anything, then this should work' Now let's have a crack at it" Cleveland said, pushing the button on for slow first.

Watching the chair slowly shake with certain parts moving in set patterns, Babs smiled at how it was before she decided to sit down against it. But of course, what Cleveland saw shaking when the mature women sat down was something else entirely. What do you get when you make a thick girl sit on something that is constantly shaking and moving? Bouncing tits!

'I don't know if she's not wearing one or not but damn those things still got bounced!' Cleveland thought as he gulped at the sight of them.

"Oooh yes! This is a wonderful chair." Babs said as she closed her eyes, enjoying the vibration and massaging of the chair.

'Just look at her having a good time, that body is rocking even after so many years. I wonder if Lois will be the same, or maybe not with all the stress she suffers'

Only time would tell as Cleveland continued to watch Babs relax and shake in the massage chair.

"Well, the first set seems to be working. Think you wanna check the others?" Cleveland asked Babs.

"Yeah sure, crank it up for more power there to see if it feels any different''

Nodding to the woman and thinking about something else over how she worded that, Cleveland looked over the remote to see what else it had besides low, medium, or high settings.

"Hmm, let's see what the Swedish choice can do" Cleveland said out loud before pushing the button.

The chair then starts by leaning all the way back making it look like a table, the Swedish setting gives her the 'whole body' massage treatment, a pair of small mechanical hands show up and they go by giving long gliding strokes making her body sense how gentle it was.

"Oh! So fancy" Babs moans from it after giggling it because of the feature.

"Yeah..." Cleveland said as he stared at the massage Babs was getting, making her body shake all around.

"I think I'm sold, want to test it later too?" She asks him.

"Yeah..." he repeated, still staring at Babs before she reached for the remote and shut off the massage chair.

"Perfect. I'll go find a salesman so he rings us up." Babs said as she got up from the chair and walked away.

'Man what a woman, if I keep staring anymore then this is gonna pitch a raging tent anytime soon. Hold yourself together Cleveland Brown, your a gentleman'

Calming himself down and thinking of non-dirty thoughts, Cleveland waited patiently by the chair for Babs as she came back with the salesman for the massage lazy boy.

"This was a good day for shopping, won't you agree Cleveland?"

After buying the massage lazy boy, they provided a carrier to bring it to Cleveland's van as they shut the trunk.

"Yeah, it was. Nice way to spend a Saturday." Cleveland said to her.

"Do you want to do anything else?" Babs asked, just to see what he had in mind

"Hmm, nothing comes to mind. Maybe just a quick stop by the ATM to deposit some money from the deli." Cleveland said as he smiled at Babs.

"Alright then. Let's go." Babs said as she walked over to the passenger side and got in the van.

The drive to the ATM took about 20 minutes before they parked in front of the ATM.

"I should only be a few minutes unless you want to make a deposit too" Cleveland said as he opened his door.

"Well, not a deposit, but I think a withdrawal would be necessary" Babs said as she opened her door too.

Babs had opened an account with the Quahog bank back when it was her first week for two reasons. One, separate her money from Carter's accounts, and two, give the bank a bit of business since it was going through a rough patch at the time. What they didn't notice is that someone was hiding in an alley seeing the perfect target for today's thugs...rich old ladies.

'Perfect' He thought as he put on his hood and walked slowly to them, focusing more on the old woman who had a lot more money than Cleveland.

"You know what Cleveland? These past couple of weeks that we spent together was quite fun I say''

"I've had fun with you too, Babs. Even without your money, you're a wonderful woman and friend. I'm glad you came to Quahog, even if it was under a bad circumstance." Cleveland said with an honest smile to her.

"Yeah well...it's not so bad now that I have y-"

"What a nice odd couple we got here?" The bad guy said.

Looking towards the new voice, Cleveland and Babs saw a rather shady-looking guy next to them his hood up and his hands in his pockets.

"Oh, we're not a couple" Cleveland quickly said as he held up his hand, even though he was growing attracted to Babs. "We're just two friends that need to use the ATM."

"What a coincidence, I too need to use that ATM" The man then retrieves a pistol from his pocket "How about you help me type it?"

Cocking his gun, the man smirked as Babs and Cleveland gasped and put their hands up.

"Be cool, man. We don't want no trouble." Cleveland said as calmly as he could "I was just about to use it, if you tell me how much you want, we can settle this without trouble"

"Good boy but it's not your money I want, it's her's" The mugger said as he pointed his gun at Babs. "I've got an eye for a certain type of lady and she's just my type, the nice rich type."

"And how do you know...that I'm rich?" Babs decided to ask.

"Hehehe, little fun fact, I was in the courtroom when you divorced Carter Pewterschmidt sitting in the back. My friend's case was next and I had time to kill." The mugger said as he pointed his gun at her. "But that doesn't matter now, all that matters is that you're going to make a large withdrawal for me. Unless you WANT to have more lead in your diet, I'd suggest you do it lady"

Cleveland was not the bravest of man, imagining someone robbing him was scary but the one getting the whole thing was Babs. What should he do in this scenario?

'Normally I'd run off screaming in terror but now is not the time to be cowardly! Now is the time to be a man!' Cleveland thought as the mugger directed Babs to the ATM.

"Get to work, ma'am, and we can all go home alive and well. Time is money and you've got lots of it." He said with a chuckle at his joke.

With an idea in mind, and lucky to have so much on him right now, Cleveland waited as Babs turned shakily to the ATM before he slowly reached into his pocket as the mugger suddenly turned to him.

"HEY! What do you think you're doing, puggy?!" He asked Cleveland.

"Sorry! Sorry! I'm not trying anything, I just thought since you said time is money, I thought I'd check to see if I had all my CHANGE!" Cleveland shouted as he suddenly threw a fist full of pocket change in the mugger's face.

$4.57 in most quarters, dimes, and pennies. Mostly dimes and pennies

"AHH FUCK!" The mugger reeled from all the metal suddenly hitting his face, looking away before Cleveland tackled him and grabbed the gun!

The mugger struggled back as he was forced to shoot into the air before Cleveland knees him in the balls!

'Low blow but it's the weakest point!' Cleveland thought as he knees him against before yanking the gun away and pistol-whipping him in the face, sending him to the ground.

"Don't move, dirtbag!" Cleveland shouted as he aimed the gun at the mugger, not shooting or taking his eyes off him. "Babs, call the police! I got him!"

"Oh my god! Cleveland are you alright?" Babs asked, surprised to see this.

"Yep! But this guy ain't going nowhere after pulling this stunt. You aint getting no money today scum" Cleveland said.

Babs gives a warm smile to him before grabbing her phone and calling the cops, while Cleveland kept the thug busy on the ground. While she did, Babs felt something inside her spark. Something that...made her feel so warm when she thought about what Cleveland just did to save her and all the times she spent with him.

Suddenly he became way more attractive, by a hundredfold, maybe this was the old-timer days where it was more normal for the lady to feel attracted by the alpha male that took charge and was manly. Or maybe this is just a lack of a real man, who cares? It was different now.

After finishing with the call to the police, doing what she wished for with the ATM, and waited with Cleveland as the police came onto the scene.

"When! Oh man, have you ever gotten into something that hairy?" Cleveland said.

"Not in a long time, Cleveland. Not in a long time." Babs said as the cops arrested the mugger and Cleveland gave them the mugger's gun.

"Not gonna lie though, I was terrified. It's hard for me to be brave sometimes, I'm still shaking" Cleveland admits.

Looking at his hands, Cleveland's hands were indeed shaking from either adrenaline or fear of him and Babs dying. So much so, they didn't notice that Babs raised her hands to grab his hands and he instantly calmed down.

"Well, I'm glad that you can be brave for little old me, Cleveland. Carter wouldn't have done something like this for me" Babs said, being truthful once again about her ex-husband.

Seriously, one time Lois was kidnapped and held for ransom. He didn't even lift a finger to help her, except to hang up the phone when the kidnappers put Lois on the phone!

"Well that's his fault, I'd never let anything bad happen to you if I could do something to stop it" He said with a smile to her.

His efforts had given him a kiss from Babs who smooched him on the cheek, just like one of those cliche movie moments, usually, men would take the chance to ask for more, but those were just horny bastards. Cleveland paused at the kiss and held his cheek, slowly sighing in relief as the police left with the mugger and they returned to Cleveland's van. He still needed to help Babs with her new massage lazy boy before he headed home.

'Nice' Cleveland silently felt good.

*Two Weeks Later*

After saving Babs from the mugger, things had changed between the two of them. They still hung out and drank together with the same but internally, they've both...been feeling differently about the other. Like how they once felt about their ex-husband/ex-wife.

Was it perhaps love? Or just sexual tension? After all, it's been quite a long time they had any kind of intimacy action, being divorced was a process of slowly accepting something and not just jumping into the boat of dating again. Both of their times of divorce were different but has it been long enough for either of them to be ready to date again? Or even in general for someone like Babs since she's too old to remarry.

'Should I send something different to him?' Babs thought, while on the couch.

Currently, in her apartment, Babs was thinking of what to do to approach Cleveland in a romantic way instead of a friendly way.

'Maybe send a spicy pic and innocently ask his opinion on clothing?'

That was an option, or Babs could invite him over for drinks and wear something sexy.

''Decisions, decisions, Oof! I feel like a teenager again being so nervous out of a sudden''

This was nerve-racking yet at the same time exciting! It's been so long since she wanted to seduce a man and show how much she loved him! So many choices came to mind and Babs couldn't think of one that was good enough!

'Stop being so silly Babs, it's time for action' She then proceeds to pick up her phone and start her plan.

Looking for Cleveland's number, Babs pushed the call button and waited for him to pick up.

"Hey, Babs. How are you doing today?" Cleveland asked over the phone.

"Hey there Cleveland, I hope you're not too busy at the time because I have something to tell you" She said, in a slightly seductive voice.

"Uh...No. I'm not busy, actually thinking of closing the deli early." Cleveland said, getting shivers from the seductive tone in Babs's voice.

"That's just wonderful, why don't you pass by for a while? I got something planned for a fun afternoon''

"O-Okay sounds good. I'll see you then, Babs." Cleveland said, still shivering from Baby's tone before she hung up.

'What the hell was that?! Babs has never talked to me like that before!' Cleveland thought as he leaned against the counter to calm down. 'It was so...hungry. Like a predator growling at prey'

''I hope I did it nicely, well better prepare something nice to eat when he gets here" Babs went to the kitchen.

A simple yet effective plan for the evening: Dinner, ambiance, wine, and a little sensual clothes should be enough for Babs to seal this deal.

*A total of thirty minutes later...*

Everything was set and Babs was in a stunning dress that showed off how good her body was. Despite her age.

"I feel like that one cartoon character...Jessica something, but oh well I hope it's not too much"

Ironically, her dress looked very similar to Jessica Rabbits' dress but without the sparkles and had straps on the shoulders.

*Ding Dong*

"Oh! I'm coming" She heard the doorbell and went to answer it.

Moving briskly to the door while wearing some nice heels, Babs opened the door to greet her "best friend" Cleveland raised his hand and wanted to say "Hi" to Babs but he felt his mind pause at the sight of her, not on a long sleeve shirt and khakis but...in a beautiful red dress with matching heels. Her hair was even done differently to reach her shoulders.

"Glad you could come, please make yourself comfortable" She says, with a nice warm smile.

Her warm smile was enough for Cleveland to snap back to normal and nod to her "Ok-Okay, Babs" Cleveland said, walking into her apartment as Babs shut the door behind him.

"Nice outfit you're wearing" She said.

Looking down over Cleveland, Babs saw that he had dressed differently for this occasion as well. A simple white shirt with a tie, suit pants, and black loafers; a casual yet well-dressed look that Babs liked to see Cleveland wear.

"Thanks" Cleveland said to her.

Inside though, Cleveland was thinking more words than just thanks after seeing Babs like this.

'HOLY SHIT! She is such a damn hot man! It's like an even older version of Lois with grey hair but still, with the body of a smoking ass model, is this even possible? SHIT! That dress makes her body look like TNT'

Walking behind her, Cleveland followed Babs to the kitchen area of the apartment and saw the lovely dinner she made tonight.

"All this looks lovely Babs"

"Thank you, I just hope my cooking is just as good as it was before I was married" Babs said.

Looking over the dinner, it really was delicious looking and graciously prepared in such a short time. Lemon-baked chicken, chopped potatoes covered in herbs, a light salad with a vinaigrette pairing, and a fine bottle of wine. The lights were dimmed with two candles lit on the table and some lovely music playing in the background.

'It's...almost like Babs wanted this to be a date! But that's...' he thought before Babs took his arm and led him to the table.

"Come on, Cleveland. We can't let it get cold, now can we?" She asked him with the same smile he loved seeing on her lips.

"Oh! Y-Yeah sure. I gotta say this looks so good it's like one of those fancy restaurants where even the bread looks more expensive than the shoes I'm wearing" He joked.

"Ohohohoho, Cleveland! Not everything that looks fancy costs so much money. Sometimes, the finer things in life cost the least." Babs told him.

'Does that include you?' Cleveland thought before sitting down.

Not that Babs was cheap in any way, she was one of most beautiful women Cleveland had seen in a long time, and saying that to her face would be extremely offensive, he just enjoyed being frisky on his mind.

''How is your son doing?" She asks.

"Junior's doing fine, though he's been hitting the junk food a bit. I think I need to spend more time with him and take him to the park, playing some catch might help him lose some weight." Cleveland said as they sat down at the table.

"Maybe it's just his way to cope with things that stress him out"

"I guess but I should still take him to the park. I still want to spend time with my boy." Cleveland said as dinner began, Babs carving the chicken with a knife and fork.

The two then sit down and begin to enjoy the food, not saying much at first but waiting for a chance to start more conversation.

"Hmmm." Cleveland hummed, leaning back and enjoying the food.

"You like it?" She asks him.

"Do I? This is amazing, delicious? No exquisite!" Cleveland said the truth.

"Oh I'm glad that I still know how to cook a thing or two"

"So am I and if you want to learn some more, I can give you cooking lessons." Cleveland offered as he drank some wine.

*A few Wine glasses later...*

Dinner was finished, delicious by the way, but the two kept drinking as they moved into the den and simply talked. A little drunk but both of them could hold their wine.

"And that's how Peter technically became a Simp when he refused to have sex with me that one time after Lois said he needed to do it with someone after she had sex with Bill Clinton" Babs said, nonchalantly.

"Whoa! That actually happened?" Cleveland was surprised.

"Indeed! I couldn't believe it myself but when you are as starved as I was, you'd believe anything for a night of passion." Babs said as she finished her glass.

'Though I am rather starved now.' She thought as she smiled at Cleveland.

''Oh...So I guess Carter was never a good lover?" Cleveland asks...curious.

"Terrible." Babs quickly said as she refilled her glass. "No rhythm, no style, just in and out."

''Man what a fool, the only thing he has going for him is money"

"Yes, that and his former charm. Too bad that was lost long ago." Babs said before she shouted closer to Cleveland. "But you, you're an even better person than Carter ever was."

"Oh really? Thanks, I thought I had lost some of my game after you know...getting divorced and stuff"

"Of course not. You haven't lost any of your "game." You're charming, you're kind, and you've got a handsome face any woman would be charmed by." Babs said honestly.

"And you're a very attractive woman as well Babs, one of the best I've seen. That's a given" Cleveland was starting to feel funny.

"Really, Cleveland?" Babs asked as she put a hand on his thigh, leaning closer to him.

"Really, Babs" Cleveland said as he leaned closer to her.

The two stare at each other's eyes seeing basically what they have gone through in life, wine flowing in their veins, and also a certain need for attention and warmth at night.

Slowly moving closer and closer, Babs and Cleveland shut their eyes as their lips touched and they moaned. ...Before it turned into a full-blown make-out session, the type that only two horny teenagers would do as if being apart for a weekend was enough to just shove each other tongues in and let it melt. So much so, that they threw their wine glasses away before Cleveland pulled Babs onto his laps and held her by the hips!

"AHN!"

Babs lets out a moan before they go back to kissing, Cleveland's hands roam over her hips and over her buttcheeks, so round and soft that he loves touching and squeezing every inch. Ever since that day when they bought her massage chair he started having dreams of that mature butt.

'OOooh yeah' Cleveland moaned internally.

Babs on the other hand started to feel something quite...big poking her posterior.

'OH MY!' Babs moaned internally as she began grinding against what was poking her.

Babs knew full well what it was and she was looking forward to seeing it when the lower fabric was removed.

"Gosh I like you so much Babs, I have been in such a slump ever since Loretta left me but you're making me harder than she ever could" Cleveland said, showing he was more perverted now.

"Well, that's very good to hear! It's been some time and I didn't think I could charm a man such as you with my body." Babs said as she felt her dressing being hiked up.

"Excuse my language mam but...Would you mind shaking that junk in the trunk on my crotch please?"

"Shaking it? You mean this "twerking" these kids do these days?" Babs asked him, slowly smiling at the idea.

"Yeah, baby. Give us a little twerk action." Cleveland said with a small spank to her ass.

"Hmm~ I love how assertive you are Cleveland and wanting to experience new things as well makes me more interested"

"No problem, beautiful. Now how about you show me just how you can shake it?" Cleveland asked as he gave Babs another light spank in her ass.

With another grunt of enjoyment the beautiful big assed mature women get up from the chair, moving her dress up a bit showing her buns and the fancy underwear she wore, Babs get in position and starts by first shaking her ass in the most classic way, before moving her cheeks left and right doing a lap dance.

"Oh yeah, Babs. Shake it just like that." Cleveland said as he moved to unzip his pants, releasing his growing erection.

''You haven't seen anything yet big boy, now let the black anaconda out so I can make it have a warm welcome" She slapped her own ass.

Cleveland was really like this side of Babs, fully pulling his underwear and pants down as his cock was stiff and ready.

"Do your thing, sexy mama. I'm out and ready." Cleveland said wi to a smirk.

"Oh, Dayum! Look at the size of that thing, something tells me you're more pent up than I thought" She said, looking not only at his cock but his balls too.

A monstrous black rod of 16 inches with a side dish of balls the size of tennis balls or very ripped black apples. The mature sexy thick woman licked her lips in anticipation as her ass kept shaking and moving back closer to Cleveland's crotch!

''Dear lord! Were you always this big Cleveland?" Babs was impressed at this size, if he was this amazing why would his wife leave him?

"I ain't gonna brag about stuff like this" Cleveland said with a shrug.

''Or perhaps you were unable to let yourself go for a good amount of time and all that accumulated?" She grins.

"I guess that makes senSE!" Cleveland suddenly shouted as he felt Babs push her ass against his black rod, already between her cheeks as she kept shaking it like a professional!

''HMMMM! Oh Yeah, baby, I can feel how it twitches in between my buns and it's just so rugged, almost like I'm doing an assjob against warm marble" Babs was starting to get more than wet with this, she was getting soaked!

Cleveland bit his lip as Babs went faster, her soaked pussy acting like lube as he began thrusting into it!

''Ahhhh! This feels so good, hawt damn. How Long has it been since I had this much fun with a woman sexually?" Cleveland grinned from ear to ear.

'I wonder how big his orgasm would be if I kept going like this hmmm...'

Clenching a bit with every shake, Babs was practically giving a combo ass hand job as Cleveland grabbed her hips with a vice!

"AHHH Keep going Babs, I am gonna give you what your husband lacks due to idiocy''

This got Babs excited with a new idea coming to mind and slowly stopped her assjob.

By clenching a bit with every shake of her rump, Babs was practically giving Cleveland a combo of ass hand job as the man grabbed her hips with a vice-like grip and enjoyed every second of it.

"AHHH keep going Babs, I am gonna give you what your husband lacked all this time due to his idiocy"

Hearing this, Babs got excited with a new idea coming to mind and slowly stopped her assjob special, which promptly left Cleveland confused.

Standing up and then leaning slightly, Babs reached for the back of her dress and unzipped it to let the clothing fall to the ground, revealing that she wasn't wearing much...and by that, she meant her underclothing was small and risque. Like a tiny bikini small with a thing the road up to her ass like a wedge while her breasts were covered by a spaghetti string mesh bra!

''WHOA! Do you ever stop getting sexy? My penis can only get so erect mam" Cleveland said, drooling at the sight.

Babs giggled to him as she turned around and moved to Cleveland's cock.

"Well don't you worry, Cleveland. I'll take care of that right now." Babs said as she slowly opened her mouth and moved it over his black rod.

'Oh snap! She is gonna suck my dick, man it's been so long ever since some girl gave me a blowjob I can't wait to see her move, but will she be able to take it all?'

Cleveland didn't wait long for his answer as Babs put her mouth over his tip and moved herself down like a professional as he shivered at how warm her mouth was!

''OH GOD!" He made sure to moan quite nicely with that.

Slamming his back against the couch, Cleveland grabbed Babs' head and rubbed it as she began giving him the best blowjob he has in almost two years!

'Hmmm! I still have what it takes to make a good blowjob, keeping it all sloppy and nice' She thought while bobbing her head up and down.

So wet, so tight, and taking so much without even gagging! Cleveland was in Heaven as Babs kept pushing up and down in his hard cock!

"Oh, God! I think I'm reaching my climax" Cleveland felt his balls clench up.

'Then don't stop it, BIG boy! Give momma a taste!' Babs thought as she bobbed her head faster than before until Cleveland grabbed her hair and face fucked her!

"I'M CUMMING! WOOHOO!"

"Oh. Oh! Oh! OOOOOH!" Cleveland moaned with each thrust before holding Babs head against his crotch! "AND BOOMS GOES THE DYNAMITE!"

And with that the gates were open, flooding Babs mouth with thick and sticky streams of white protein that came from Cleveland balls nonstop.

"MMMMM!" Babs moaned around his cock as her cheeks puffed from how much cum Cleveland had but she made sure not to spill a drop!

''UUUuuuuuhhh..." Cleveland then releases her head ''Soooo goood"

Babs gulped all of the hot seed down before pulling her mouth off and breathing deeply. She hadn't felt a rush like this in years and she loved it.

"By the heavens Cleveland, are you a whipped cream machine?" She joked.

Cleveland was still exhausted from his unloading as he smiled down to Babs.

"Not whipped cream, hot cream." he joked a bit as he chuckled.

"You're not gonna tell me you're already tired from just this, are you, my man?" Babs caressed his balls like they were peaches, while the other hand stroked his semi-erect member.

"HA! It'll take more than that to stop Cleveland Brown" Cleveland said with confidence as Babs giggled at him.

"Oh really then? Then, by all means, follow me to the bedroom and we'll start the real test" she said as she got up and began leading Cleveland to her bedroom

"Oh yeah, Baby!"

Cleveland said while following the swaying hips of the thick mature milf. Within just ten seconds of walking, the duo had stepped into Babs's room and saw the queen-sided bed was ready for them.

''Follow this ass to bed Cleveland, we are gonna take away this thirst'' Babs said, shaking her ass.

"Well, I hope it's a tall drink cause I'm REALLY thirsty!" Cleveland said with a confident smile.

Babs just got on the bed and positioned herself in the middle with her legs open revealing to Cleveland something that he didn't notice before because of how horny he was but it was not clear...she was wearing a crotchless pair of panties.

She beckoned Cleveland with her fingers as her pussy was wetter than it's been in years, eager to take his cock and his next load.

"OH, MAN! I'm going and plowing right away my dear" Cleveland eagerly prompted himself in the bed.

Positioning himself between her legs in a missionary position, Cleveland plopped his cock above Bab's pussy as she eagerly watched with a bit of lip.

"Ready for me to shove my wrench down your hole and only stop when I feel like it?"

"Oh yes! Shove it all in me! Show this old bitch what you can do, you stallion!" Babs said to him with a big lip.

*Meanwhile back at the Griffins*

"Oh!" Lois ends up letting a vase break.

"What's wrong?" Peter, who was on the couch asked.

"I don't know, it's like something weird happened and eventually we are gonna find out and be weirded out about it" Lois said.

"Come on, that's crazy, Lois. We've dealt with a lot of weird stuff before and we've ended up fine. What could be so weird that it would make you break a vase like that?" Peter asked his wife.

"Maybe you're right, I'm just being clumsy today"

*Back to Cleveland and Babs"

"UHH! UH! AHHNN! FUCK!" Babs screamed.

The weird feeling Lois got wasn't random, it was pretty damn accurate as Cleveland Brown was currently slamming into Babs Pewterschmidt without mercy as she screamed to heaven in the bed.

"YES! Take this! Take that! I'm gonna pound this pussy next weekend" Cleveland said with a perverted look on his face.

Hearing that made Babs so happy, so horny to have her pussy pounded like never before!

"Yes! Take me as yours my big chocolate man plowing machine, make me unable to walk properly tomorrow"

Cleveland's body gladly reacted and blew harder and faster as Babs Took it all without remorse!

"I-I'm so close to cum once more! Oh God, you're so hot" Cleveland said.

"Oh darling, just wait a little longer, let's change positions so I can show you I can still bounce on that stick as fast as you move your hips" Babs said while clenching the bedsheets.

"That's fine by me, it hurts to hold it in but for you? I do it all the time if you need it to make it more pleasurable for you too"

Nodding in glee and quickly pulling Cleveland into a kiss, Babs pushed off the bed and flipped their positions to put her on top while Cleveland was now on the bed.

"Now the roles are switched, prepare yourself for a long night ride" She smirked.

Placing her hands on his chest and raising herself up, Babs looked Cleveland in the eyes before she slammed onto him with the force of a truck!

"AH! YES THAT'S IT!" Babs shouted in pleasure.

"HOLY MOLY!" Cleveland said.