Harry Potter Mini Crack Fics

by slytherinlibrarymole

One chapter a day unless I'm doing apology chapters for not posting anything else. the title says it all. Very short chapters unless I go on a rant. T because I gave up on monitoring which words of the English language I do or do not use.

37. Chapter 37

Day 37: Friday, April 30th

Tumblr user fudgeeflies: if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc [A/N: also picked it up from the floor and not from the air. See my prev. Why harrys not a ravenclaw post, chapter 25]

The dursleys aren't gonna chase me and cause a scene, it upset their pristine reputation

If they did chase me, theyd have to put thair hand down my pants to get to the letter and id just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their reputation for real.

Tumblr user random-sandwich : you would kill voldemort first year at this rate

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A/N: If you haven't realized yet, this story is rated T for language. The Enlish Language (and all that comes with it.)