Izuku Didn't Forget What Mineta Said

DISCLAIMER: Kōhei Horikoshi owns the world/characters of BNHA, not me.

NOTE: This is a collection story for Boku no Hero Academia that really doesn't have enough content to be separate on its own, or just random things that come to mind. Ya know, similar to my other collection fics in the Harry Potter, Bleach, Touhou Project, and Naruto categories? Old fans of my works pre-BNHA would remember those stories well. Well, trying to do the same for BNHA. As always, if you got a request for a prompt, leave it in a review or a PM. The version is safely listed under the "Mature" rating, while the AO3 version is listed under the "Not Rated" rating. Some of the more mature chapters in the FFN version are "censored" while AO3 will contain the "uncensored" version. Hope this clears things up with my readers.

So, does anybody remember the episode when Eri arrives to UA with Togata, and then we all hear that cringe-worthy comment Mineta made in a nonchalant manner regarding Eri? Izuku didn't forget in his AU.

"I'm Mineta! I can't wait to see what you look like in ten years!"

This is what Izuku heard, but because Eri was among them, and was still recovering from her trauma that she had to deal with when under Overhaul's hands, he had to keep on smiling. He was glad that Eri was still very young and innocent, as it appeared that the cringe-worthy comment flew over Eri's head, but he only wondered what Ochako and Tsuyu thought of it. A quick glance to the two girls as he walked up behind Minoru and he did see that their left brows twitched once, but they kept smiling for Eri's sake.

"Welcome to UA, Eri-san," Tenya would greet the young child.

"So, Eri, are you excited for the concert?" Izuku would ask, smiling warmly to the girl.

Eri just nodded shyly, not trusting her voice.

Izuku would understand her hesitation; there were a lot of other older kids who were practically strangers to her. Aside him, Togata-sempai, Ochako and Tsuyu, the others were strangers she hasn't met officially yet.

While Eri was introduced to the others, Izuku's eyes burned a hole at Minoru's head, the grape-headed teen unaware of the lurking predator waiting to rip him apart.

The day wore on, and Izuku was very excited that Eri had rediscovered her smile and her happiness thanks to the wonderful and successful song performance Class 1-A had performed for the Student Festival. He and Togata-sempai had a lot of fun taking Eri to see the entire festival. From checking out food kiosks, to the haunted house attraction built by Hitoshi Shinso and his classmates of 1-C, the Beauty Pageant won by Hado-sempai, to Eri cheering on Izuku when he took a Master Quiz show and won a poster with the autographs of numerous Pro Heroes (and slightly scaring Ochako and Tsuyu due to his frightening knowledge of anything relating to Pro Heroes), Izuku with the help of Rikido Sato was able to create a candied apple for Eri (just as he promised the happy girl).

But sadly she had to return back to the hospital but he swore that they would get together again and be able to spend time together.

Once he parted company from Togata-sempai, he returned back to 1-A Dorms where he knew everyone else was at after a fun relaxing day.

The second he entered the building, he spots Mineta.

"Bakugo, Kirishima, grab hold of Mineta," he said, slamming the door loudly.

One look at Izuku and everybody could see that eh was not happy. Mineta freaked out when he had one arm grabbed tightly by Eijiro, who only shot an apologetic look. Katsuki grunted, but he decided to humor Izuku, grabbing the other arm. The fact he didn't call him by his stupid childhood nickname proved that Deku was very serious about something.

"What's going on? Lemme go!"

"I heard what you said, Mineta. And I am very certain Uraraka-chan and Asui-chan also heard the same thing," Izuku said, his voice rather cold and terrifying.

Mineta started sweating.

"Midoriya? What is going on here?" Tenya would question the scene unfolding in the common room.

"What was it that you said to Eri-chan, Mineta? Hm? Oh, I believe it was, 'I'm Mineta! I can't wait to see what you look like in ten years!'" he repeated the cringing sentence.

And indeed several others cringed, as all eyes now group up to stare down Mineta, who is paling.

Izuku looked like a vengeful god right now, as his Full Cowling was tapping in by his emotions.

He took slow steps to a terrified midget.

"Eri-chan has gone through a shitty life because of that fucker Overhaul and Togata and I have only JUST gotten Eri-chan to finally regain her smile and her happiness, breaking Overhaul's shadowy grip on her heart. I will not allow you to taint her with your filth," Izuku declared.

"W-Wait! I was just joking!" he cried out, struggling to get free. The two boys holding him wouldn't budge. "C'mon! Stop him, you guys!"

Everyone either looked away, or crossed their arms to stare down at the midget.

"You dug your grave," said Kyoka.

"Kaminari!?"

"Dude... she's a little girl. I may be a flirt but even I won't cross a line like underage children," said the electric Quirk user, stepping back to be closer to Hanta.

The sound of Izuku cracking his knuckles is heard.

"Someone call 119," is all Izuku said aloud.

Ochako whipped out her phone.

What? GRAPE JUICE is evolving!

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Congratulations! GRAPE JUICE evolved into GRAPE STAIN.

*Insert split screen image: (Left Side) Mineta in a hospital hooked to numerous machines keeping him alive whilst cocooned in bandages and gauze; (Right Side) Izuku at Dorm 1-A being a caring loving guardian to a happy smiling Eri with Ochako and several other 1-A classmates in the background smiling and finding warm fuzzy feelings at the scene.*

Okay, so there's a part in the chapter where Izuku took part of a quiz; that mentioned scene is not in the anime or the manga, but it's part of volume four of My Hero Academia: School Briefs.