Uhh sorry I didn't post yesterday

[Naruto gets this font

Hagaromo gets this font

Indra gets this font ]

Sorry dad I strayed from the path you wanted me to follow

It is alright Naruto I know that you were forced to do it

By the way are you still a virgin

Huh why did ask and no I lost it a few months ago

Thank you god I am eternally grateful my son can actually get a lady

Not to boast I slept with 2 people

As Indra burst out in tears of proudness

That's my boy

wait what happened to your clothes

Your dad used some sealing Justu called 100 star seal and divine and it burnt my clothes of

As Indra started choking on imaginary water as he started rolling on the ground as he was laughing his ass of

Wait your most lethal attack burnt Naruto's clothes and but didn't hurt him one bit

I need to do something fast or else...

Wait I should just absorb Naruto's power then he will be weak and I can kill him

As Minato said are you this demon's father if you are I will rip you apart

As Naruto snapped his eyes towards Minato as Hagaromo used all his energy to appear in front of Naruto as he slammed his hand into Naruto's chest as he said

Basic Otsutsuki technique Chakra drain

As Hagaromo absorbed Naruto's chakra

As Naruto fell on the ground

You bastard give my chakra back

As Hagaromo was a about to say something he dropped on the ground as he started to bleeding from his eyes and his mouth

What the fuck is this darkness not even the juubi had this much anger

As white energy burst from Hagaromo

As the energy was dancing violently around Naruto as it entered back his body

Ahh I feel so weird if I don't have my chakra

As Naruto lost his power for a second the gedo masa unleashed all the 8 tailed beasts

Tsk I have to seal all the beasts again

As the biju growled at seeing Naruto

Oi shut the fuck up or else I will beat you down like I did this excuse for a grandfather

As the beasts were horrified at seeing the state Hagaromo was in

Dad go on

Time flows differently in my dimension you can take those two

As Indra grabbed Hagaromo and Ashura as lept into the portal into Naruto's dimension

Now then I will teach you beasts how to bow down to a GOD

As Naruto flared 50 percent of his chakra

In a instant the entire place had the presence of death despair and anger

As Naruto snapped his fingers as he was wearing that black kimono