Amaterasu: "In the beginning, the Universe was created."
"This made a lot of people very angry and is widely considered to have been a bad move."
Litchi vs 3 Ninjas
Litchi: "Look, let's make a deal; if you surrender now, I'll let you inbred illiterate hicks live."
Ninja A: "Aw look guys, she's trying to be threatening."
Happy Litchi: "But if you say no, I give you to Taokaka."
+ Battle Stance Mechakaka:
Taokaka: "FINALLY! I'M STARVING!"
Miffed Trinity vs Drunk Hazama
Trinity: "Hazama, why are you writhing around on the floor like that? Explain yourself!"
Hazama: "I am The Serpent, Baby!"
(Based on a True Story)
Makoto & Miffed Tsubaki vs Sad Noel & Lambda
Tsubaki: "Noel Vermillion: Heart of gold, Head of bone..."
Hibiki vs Dead Kagura
Hibiki: "At least he died doing what he loved most; Heroin."
Dr Litchi vs Kokonoe
Litchi: "I saw the burning bush."
Dr Litchi vs Angry Kokonoe
Litchi: "I think you've overdone it with the bikini wax to be honest."
Ragna, Relius & Terumi in a band
Carl: "Dad, I never knew you used to be in a band."
Relius: "Yes, we were called Imper Fidelis."
Carl: "So who are all them?"
Relius: "The whacked-out crazy hippy drummer's called Ragna. He joined the Police in the end. Became a Grand Wizard in the Freemasons."
Relius: "The guitarist's called Terumi. He was a Neo-Marxist Nihilistic Anarchist."
Relius: "Eventually he joined a large Insurance company and got his own parking space"
Hazama & Relius vs Defeated Hakumen
Hazama: "Well of course he's only operating at 10%! The daft bastard's still using Windows XP!"
(Windows Shutdown jingle)
Sad Kagura vs Miffed Makoto
Kagura: "Solve x & y, by asking my ex WHYYYYYYY!?"
Happy Schoolgirls Tsubaki, Noel & Makoto Vs Angry Hazama
T, N & M: "Sayonara, ZetsubÅ-sensei!"