Harry Potter Mini Crack Fics

by slytherinlibrarymole

One chapter a day unless I'm doing apology chapters for not posting anything else. the title says it all. Very short chapters unless I go on a rant. T because I gave up on monitoring which words of the English language I do or do not use.

38. Chapter 38

Day 38: Saturday, May 1st

American sorting hat, which is just a beat-up baseball cap: Aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i've copped out ur brain and ur house is uh.. Dragon Alpha Sigma Dong! Lol

Wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Freshman wizard: *crowd surfs*

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I didn't want to post tis one because americans can be formal, speaking as one of them, but this is hilarious and was obviously written by an american pretending to be stereotypically british