Miffed Tsubaki and M Jin vs Dr Litchi
Litchi: "Do you have a song that neatly encapsulates your relationship?"
Jin: "Yes"
Tsubaki: "Yes"
Litchi: "And that is?"
Angry Tsubaki & A Jin vs Sad Dr Litchi
J & T: "YOU ONLY TELL ME YOU LOVE ME WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK!"
Terumi vs Izanami
Izanami: "Unfortunately, try as I might, Hell absolutely and categorically refused to take you."
Izanami: "So I decided to send you somewhere much worse."
Terumi: "Oh yeah? And where's that?"
Happy Izanami: "Brockton Bay."
Angry Battle Stance Terumi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Angry Rachel vs Valkenhayn
Rachel: "When I said "het me some nice flags" I was talking about extending the patio."
Rachel: "The last thing I wanted to see was the Parteialder!"
Shocked Jin vs Miffed Ragna
Jin: "Bro! You just posted cringe! We going to lose subscriber!"
Ragna: "Emphasis on singular."
Hazma vs Relius
Hazama: "All in all a 100% successful trip."
Relius: "But Hazma we lost The Imperator."
Trollzama vs Happy Relius
Hazama & Relius: "IN ALL A 100% SUCCESSFUL TRIP!"
Sad Makoto & Sad Tsubaki vs Jin
Tsubaki: "Noel...I just can't belive she's really gone."
Makoto: "So what do we do now?"
Jin: "Nothing we can do..."
Shocked Makoto & Angry Tsubaki vs Happy Jin
Jin: "...I know for a fact there's no Champagne."
Ragna vs Terumi
Terumi: "Like the old Honda advert, 'Hate something. Change something. Make something better'."
Terumi: "So I want to make people better. I want to change them."
Ragna: "In what way?"
Shocked Ragna vs Happy Terumi
Terumi: "I change people from being alive people to being dead people."
Dfeated Ragna vs Happy Battle Stance Terumi
Terumi: "And the moral of the story? Hey kiddies, Hate's a good thing!"
(2 hours later)
Drunk Tsubaki vs Drunk Jin
J & T: "I love you!"