At a NSA secret laboratory in Philadelphia, Dr. Henry Pym was working on a top secret experiment when someone stole a special ray gun.

XxoxX

The next day, the Klue Queens were waiting in the mayor's office when Kirby came across a flier for a chicken circus show.

Professor Spudcluck's Chicken Circus

"Kirby," Leah interrupted as she picked him up, "we don't have time to go to a chicken circus."

While looking around her bookcase of plays, Kaylin found one with a Norwegian god with snakes on them. Carefully, she read the title.

Springtime for Loki: A Gay Romp with Loki and Sigyn at Oslo

After placing the play away, Kaylin spotted a startled Mayor Hess, who was afraid that someone would find her super secret play. "Mayor," Kaylin chuckled, "it's just a play, so there's nothing to be afraid of."

"You don't understand," Mayor Hess replied nervously. "That play is illegal in the human world, because it'll cause a total laughing riot. They laughing is so strong, it'll make humans die from it or lose their voice. Remember that not only am I mayor of this fine town - I'm also Lititz Heights' ultimate play critic." Suddenly, Dr. Pym comforted the startled mayor. "This is my old college friend, Dr. Henry Pym," she explained, "an NSA scientist and former Ant-Man."

"Oh, please," Dr. Pym replied. "Call me Hank. Louise has told me all about your adventures with that little puffball named Kirby." He was there to test out his new gadget he called "Serious Suits" that protected anyone from any wacky effect. This made the Klue Queens confused. Little did they know, the mysterious person who stole Pym's ray gun pressed the button and made the Klue Queens shrunk.

"Mayor!" shouted Leah. "Are you sure that shrinking is part of the experiment?"

"I don't think so," Mayor Hess answered as she saw the horror of their shrinking.

Dr. Pym looked at his security system on his phone and saw that his Shrinker Shrink Ray had been stolen and the footage of the culprit was covered. He had a funny feeling that the culprit must be one of the workers on Project: Serious.

Suspects
Jewel Dunn - Loves attention
Richard Beasley - Strong experience in shrinking machines
Brooklyn Barry - Trying to impress Dr. Pym.

XxoxX

Kirby, Leah, and Kaylin were going around the library when they came across three scientists, they were the members of Project: Serious. Jewel was an African-American woman in a wheelchair, Richard was a caucasian man with slick graying hair, and Brooklyn was a copper hair and a scar over her right eye.

"Excuse me," said a tiny Leah. "We're a part of Project: Serious, and someone shrunk us."

Richard and Jewel were petrified, while Brooklyn just rolled her eyes carelessly and turned her head.

As they were interviewing the three scientists, Kirby found a note and gave it to Leah. "It's a note for a laughing gas chemical," she said. "Even without smelling it I can still giggle."

"Give me that," Brooklyn barked as she tossed the note away, leaving them suspicious.

XxoxX

At the NSA Philadelphia hideout, Dr. Pym telelported himself, Tania, and Estrella there to search for some clues. "This was the last place my shrink ray got stolen," he explained. "If we don't find it soon, everything will be ruined."

"Has other scientists built the shrink ray?" Tania asked.

"They have," Dr. Pym answered, "but this one is really powerful. The Shrinker Shrink Ray was named after the Krofft villain Dr. Shrinker that can make things shrink up to 6 inches."

"Just like the Shrinkies in the show," Estrella recalled.

When they got off of Dr. Pym's shoulders, Estrella found something. "It's a map of the NSA secret hideout," she said. "And it has some kind of symbol."

Observing carefully, Tania could tell that it was a flag of Brooklyn. She thought that the culprit could be from Brooklyn, New York, near where the main NSA Headquarters was, but it could mean something else.

"I tell you one thing," Dr. Pym replied. "But it's nothing like that 48-hour laugh gas. We rejected it due to skin issues."

XxoxX

At the mayor's office, Mayor Hess was pacing back and fourth. She wondered how could she get some of Lititz Heights town heroes back to their normal size before their parents find out. "Ooh, Mr. Hayato is going to yell at me in rage if he sees one of his offsprings shrunken."

"Relax, Girl," Paige replied, "Father and I get in arguements all the time, but it only lasts 5 minutes. Then we like, solve the problems without violence."

"You and your hippie ways, homie." giggled Rylie as she spotted a mysterious figure trying to shrink the mayor.

Using her Broadway dancing, Mayor Hess tried to take the mysterious figure down, only to acidentally break the machine. Luckily, Paige got a glimpse of the mysterious person's scar.

After Mayor Hess got up, she decided to calm down with some green tea.

XxoxX

Outside town hall, Swinger, Rick, and Tokkori were going around the garbage for some food when they spotted the Bug Pups playing in it. Fenmore explained that the Bugaloos are having some friends over from the Krofftverse and they don't want to go potty on their shoes.

"Well, why don't you use Rick as a toilet?" Tokkori insulted, much to his irritation.

"Come on, mate," Rick angrily replied. "The Klue Queens are small and we need to help them."

From the door, they could see Mayor Hess petrified by her accident. Just then, Rick recalled that fairies could grant wishes and decided to get the Bugaloos.

XxoxX

Later, Dr. Pym, Kirby, Swinger, Rick, and the tiny Klue Queens arrived at Guevara's Cantina where Judson and the Bugaloos were rehearsing their song, "Castle In The Air," when Kirby bounced onstage while Leah and Paige were both holding onto their lives.

"Mellow out, Kirby," said a tiny Paige. "I know you love Bugaloo music, but remember that we need to change back to normal."

Thinking about fairies, Tania realized something. "Bug fairies can grant wishes, right?" she asked.

"As long that doesn't involving winning stuff, making people falling in love with others, nor killing someone," Harmony answered.

"Then we wish we were back to our old height," Tania replied.

Using their bug fairy magic, they changed the Klue Queens back to their original height. Everyone was thrilled to have them back to normal.

They needed a way to figure out who would steal the ray gun. Just then, Tania realized something else. "Maybe we can make the culprit confess her deeds by performing 'Springtime for Loki'."

"You know that play is illegal," Dr. Pym reminded.

"I know," Tania replied. "But sometimes, we gotta do illegal things to do the right thing."

"I went over the play before with Louise," Dr. Pym replied, "and it has a few silly shenanigans."

Everyone was confused, but they had to do it.

XxoxX

Later that evening, Brooklyn was arriving at Lititz Heights High for the production of Springtime for Loki. All the after school programs were cancelled cause Principal Hopkins already knows about Springtime for Loki and is afraid that the students would get cursed.

When the lights dim, the curtain opened and Springtime for Loki was a go. The Klue Queens pets were backstage, doing the special effects. Judsong and The Bugaloos were onstage in Abba apparel and began to dance The Hokey Pokey.

Norway was having trouble

What a sad, sad story

Needed a new ruler to restore

Its Loktastic glory

Where, oh, where was he?

Where could that god be?

We looked around and then we found

The god for you and me

And now it's...

Dr. Pym came onstage as a Odin while Destiny, Charlotte, Aranea, and Norma Jean came out dressed as valkyrie warriors.

Springtime for Loki and Norway

Oslo is happy and gay!

Winter for Sweden and France

Come on, Norwegians

Go into your dance!

The Klue Queens came out onstage, dressed a feminine version of Loki. Just then, Rick came out as a viking.

I was born in a land of tricks and that is why they call me Rick.

In the audience, started to chuckle. Onstage, Tokkori came onstage dressed as a viking as well.

Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Loki party!

After thirty seconds of tap dancing, Destiny came onstage as to make announcement.

The King is coming, The King is coming, The King is coming.

Everyone made room for the main attraction.

Long Live Loki!

From the curtain, a god with shoulder length back hair and wearing green appeared and struck a pose.

Long Live myself

Long Live me

I'm the God

Who's out to change our history

Everything I do, I do for you!

If you're looking for a war, here's a prank one in store!

Long Live myself

Raise your root beer

Ev'ry Nasty Naughty Norwegian stand and cheer

After a final pose, everyone shouted, "Long Live Loki!"

The performance was so silly that Brooklyn started to laugh and admitted that she shrunk the Klue Queens and destroyed the weapon. "All I wanted was for Dr. Pym to be amazed by laughing gas experiment, Project: 48," she laughed as she slapped Kirby. "I really wanted him to use my project, but instead, he was more interested with the Serious Suits so they wouldn't have any effects on the illegal play."

"Of course, your chemical notes and your map with the Brooklyn flag on it blew your cover," Leah replied. "Not to mention that glimpse of your scar."

"I got that during the first test of last year," laughed Brooklyn. "Are you going to throw me in jail?"

"I think laughing for two weeks straight is punishment enough," Dr. Pym answered as he began to hiccup.

Everyone was confused by Dr. Pym's hiccup. All of a sudden, many silly things started happening. The Klue Queens started quacking like ducks, Judson spun like crazy while sounding like a sheep, the Bugaloos got green tongues with rainbow spots and started speaking like chipmunks, Aranea, Destiny, Norma Jean, and Charlotte hiccuped uncontrollably, Dr. Pym was walking on his hands while also having hiccups, and Mayor Hess started dancing like a buffoon. Only Swinger, Rick, Tokkori, Masahiro, Little Miss Starlight, the Bugs Pups, and Kirby were unaffected. Tokkori laughed at their misfortunes while the others started to worry.

"Not only it makes the audience laugh uncontollably for two weeks," continued Mayor Hess, "but it also makes the cast and crew act wacky. It has no effect on animals."

"That explaines why us animals here are fine," Rick replied. "But how are we going to change them back?"

"Who cares?" Tokkori laughed. "This is an encore."

That was when they realize something: the guy playing Loki in the play *was* Loki. "Whenever somebody in the human world does my play," Loki explained, "I have to show up and sing. And don't worry about your boyfriend Issac, because I told him to go home and scuff down on pickle pizza."

Loki tried to escape, but Swinger stopped him. "Get off of me, you primate!" shouted Loki.

"Not until you tell us how to change them back," growled Rick.

"Get 'em, Bug Pups!" shouted Courage in a squeaky voice.

"Okay, okay!" shouted Loki. "I'll tell you what you need to do to change back. You just need to tickle your nose with chicken feathers - any kind. Just get these mangey mutts away from me."

"The Bug Pups aren't mangey!" shouted Harmony in a squeaky voice. "They're brilliant and you're a nutter!"

Kirby remembered a chicken circus being in town. Quickly, he summoned the chickens from the Professor Spudcluck's Chicken Circus via star portal and caused a chicken chaos.

"Good thing Kirby didn't go Portal Kirby this time," Leah stated, "'cause that's one of Kirby's dangerous moves."

Loki teleported, then Issac showed up with the Shrinkies: Brad, B.J., and Gordie. "Scuff down on pickle pizza?" Issac asked. "Everyone knows that pickle pizza is usually for aliens."

"And mad scientists," Brad replied.

"The Shrinkies," Estrella recalled, "and in their normal size."

"It's amazing what Bugaloo magic can do," B.J. replied.

"We were arriving from Professor Spudcluck's Chicken Circus when we saw a grumpy Issac talking about not being in 'Springtime for Loki'," Gordie replied. "And everyone knows that play is illegal for literal non-stop laughing and making the crew act silly."

"Easy, bro," B.J replied. "We all know about 'Springtime for Loki'."

While everyone was recovering from their silly stuff, Kirby started juggling eggs when he slipped on a Norwegian run and acidentally dropped eggs onto Tokkori, much to his disgust.

The End