A/N: The follow is a fanfiction. Naruto belongs to Sellout Jump and Uchiha Fanboy (Masashi Kishimoto). Manga blows but do buy the video games.

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Shippuden…so we're finally here. Oh boy, here are we in the future.

The Geist Within Shippuden

Chapter 38: Welcome Back, The Chaos is Just Where You Left It.

Naruto was beyond excited to be returning home. Mostly for his harem…now older, stronger, and all the gorgeous. However, there was one thing that Hinata might kill him for…what he did to Temari. After all, Gaara choked him with sand after he found out.

"Tousan, Uncle Jiraya taught me how to summon frogs like you."

Naruto put the Sky Fox on autopilot before turning to the little girl looking up at him with wide innocent bluish-green eyes, blonde hair, whiskers, and a blonde fox tail all dolled up in a cute sand-colored kimono, shorts, and sandals. She was holding Gamakichi in her hands.

"You got a daughter now, Uzumaki? I feel so sorry for you where she grows up." Gamakichi said teasingly as Naruto dryly looked at him. "Too soon?"

"She's literally 3." Naruto said ruffling her daughter's hair.

"Are you sure I can't cook him?" Temari said coming up as Gamakichi was de-summoned.

She had taken to her Part II look with silver armor on the shoulder, chest, and shins.

"No, he's family. By the way, where's Jiraya and Team 5?" Naruto asked.

"I'm here." Fuki said coming up.

Fuki had grown up as most of Team 5 would end up being as tall as Part II Sakura. Fuki had grown out her red hair with fringes on the side and a low ponytail. On body, she was more than happy to modesty sized. Fuki did not exactly want to be as big as Tsunade, but just enough that she could handle and feel attractive in. Her outfit changed to a grass green kimono-shirt with long, loose sleeves, matching pants, a yellow-greenish shinobi sandals, black fingerless gloves, and leg bracers. Her hitai-ite, now black, was tied around her forehead and she also wore a chunin vest as Naruto approved for a field promotion.

"Fuki, while Sakura had intended for you, Kasumi, and Ami to be just entertainment…but it was an honor to train with you and for you to train under me. You've grown a lot stronger than when we left." Naruto said earnestly as Fuki blushed from the praise.

"Thank you, Naruto. I wanted to take advantage of the situation and learn to better myself." Fuki said. "Even if I had to put up with…"

"I was not that bad." Naruto snarked.

"No, not you. I was talking about Ami. Look for what it's worth, I'm glad…that bi-" Fuki said noticing Saya. "-girl is dead."

"Considering despite repeated attempts for her being told not to pull a Leeroy Jenkins, it's a good thing she doesn't know the Warper's Secret." Kasumi said with a hefty sigh. "Maybe it's for the best that she's dead. Though dying by an exploding public bathroom is probably a crappy way to go."

Naruto snickered like an idiot at that.

Kasumi had grown the opposite to the somewhat lanky Fuki. She was what most people on the internet would call 'delightfully thicc'…or hefty for those who did not want to sound like perverts. She used her time training to make herself 'the tank' to stonewall opponents by any means. Her ginger hair was now in dreads as she had grown sick of her old afro look. Her clothing stores were also on the simple side with a purple-colored zipped-up jacket with the kanji for Fire on the back, a lighter purple mesh undershirt, pink trousers and standard shinobi sandals. Her black hitai-ite was worn around her right shoulder and her chunin vest was worn over the jacket. Like Fuki, she got a field promotion.

"Regardless, you buried her with dignity." Jiraya said.

"Didn't you sell her corpse for us to have that fancy dinner in Umi?" Temari asked.

"Yeah, shortly before Saya was born." Naruto remarked. "Speaking of Umi, I'm puzzled to how the leader gained such boons of strength so quickly. She felt…familiar, but I can't put my finger on it."

"Naruto, I have been meaning to ask about Saya for a while. Namely about the tail." Jiraya said as Naruto sighed.

"From what I can gather, yes…Saya had my Saya-jin blood…but it's mutated thanks to Kurama. That fox tail she has functions similarly to a Saya-jin's tail. So instead of turning into a giant monkey, it's a giant fox. And don't worry, I nipped that issue already." Naruto explained.

"So all of your kids will have a fox tail?" Temari said as he nodded. "Good…I didn't want to think it was something with me."

"Tousan, the ship says we're about to land." Saya said innocently.

"Well, it's time to put on the new overcoat." Naruto said shedding the old one. "Here Temari."

"You're giving it to me?" Temari said taking it.

"Yeah, it suits you." Naruto said going to change in the back.

For the most part, Naruto's color scheme was the same, but his outfit shifted. He now wore a dark blackish-orange gi with a black obi. His arm guards, shin guards, and his shinobi sandals remained only bigger to fit his frame. His hitai-ite remained on his forehead. As for his new overcoat, it was an elegant, slim cut, white long-sleeved tailcoat with maroon lining and cuffs and an oversized collar that folded back upon itself. The coat was embroidered with vertical columns comprised of eight magatama designs on the sleeves, and a similar pattern on the back, with the second magatama. On the back was the combined insignia of the Uzumaki and Ōtsutsuki clan. His tail swayed free only with a lone silver armored band on it.

It was more as a middle finger to the Ōtsutsuki…

Naruto took control of the ship and was surprised to see Konoha had changed…looking a bit more modern and advanced. There was an airport now…leading Naruto to land there. Ninja were in the shadows as Naruto and his party disembarked the ship.

"Damn, Tsunade went all out." Naruto said stretching.

"Well Naruto, it was fun, but I have to report to Miyabi-sensei. She's probably going to be sore that Ami's dead." Fuki said before she and Kasumi shunshined away.

"And I have my own Kasumi to see. And Haruka. And…my son." Jiraya said before leaving Naruto, Temari, and Saya alone.

Naruto immediately got Kurumi out to which the Storm Dragon jacket was on the seat. He gave it to Saya to wear even if it was big on her. Naruto was so glad to finally got the sidecar function to use.

[Cues: Naruto OST – Afternoon of Konoha]

Riding through Konoha never felt so nostalgic. Badly as he wanted to go home, someone had to go see the Kage. Tempting as it would be to land a stunt jump by crashing into Tsunade's office, he did not want to encourage his daughter to do the same. No, Temari would have his balls for that. So, he drove right into the tower drifting to the stop in front of the desk.

"Wait, Tom? You're working on the front desk for the Hokage?" Naruto said seeing the former demon prince looking all formal.

"Yes, and who do you think has to clean those skidmarks?" Tom said glaring at him.

"Ah, ease up. It's not that bad." Naruto said only for the skidmarks to ignite into flames. "Oh."

"You got to be kidding me." Tom said facepalming as Naruto, Temari, and Saya got off the bike. "Who's the runt wearing your jacket?"

"My daughter." Naruto said returning the bike to its capsule.

"Well then, I forgive you for the mess because I just won the bet." Tom said snapping a photo of Saya with his phone. "People were betting on whether you'd knock up Temari. Hinata's probably going to be pissed."

"Where's the Hokage?" Temari said annoyed with him already.

"In a meeting with the cla-"

The three left Tom behind.

[Music Ends]

The meeting was over the usual stuff one would expect the civilian and shinobi clans to have. It was promptly interrupted by Naruto kicking the door.

"Temari, cover Saya's ears." Naruto said as Temari did so with a sigh before he yelled. "I'M BACK, BITCHES!"

Marla woke up from sleep glaring at Naruto. Only a few clan heads were snickering…surprisingly Hisahi was among them.

"Damn it, Naruto! What makes you think you can waltz in here?!" Sasuke said irritated.

"Oh come on, I had to make a grand entrance. It's good to see you again, Sasuke." Naruto said before hugging him.

"Naruto, you idiot…and it's good to see you." Sasuke said returning it before breaking away.

"By the way, I got something for you." Naruto said revealing a matching overcoat like his own.

The overcoat had the black and white inverted and the symbol mix being with Uchiha symbol. Sasuke looked pleased with the coat taking it up. The two brothers-in-arms were back and together again.

"Welcome home, Naruto." Karin said crossing her arms. "Temari."

"No glasses?" Naruto asked.

"I got laser eye surgery." Karin said. "Who's the little one?"

"I am Saya Uzumaki." Saya said with a huff.

"Damn it, Naruto! You couldn't not get her pregnant!" Tsunade snarled. "All that money I bet….gone!"

"Baachan, hey! You look great, and you took my advice to-"

WHAM! Naruto was embedded into the wall from a lone punch from the Kage. Naruto conceded that Tsunade was much stronger than he expected…probably would have broken his jaw if she put more effort in.

"Papa!" Saya said worriedly.

"I'm ok." Naruto said pulling himself out. "Nice hook, baachan."

Tsunade pulled him into a hug just happy he was back in the village.

"So, how's…"

"Hokage-sama, we have an urgent problem. The Umikage has arrived in the village and she's hurt badly. She needs medical attention." Neko said coming down from the ceiling.

"Meeting adjourned. Naruto, Temari, welcome back to Konoha. I've already approved Temari's promotion to jounin. Saya, I'm sorry for punching your father." Tsunade said as Sasuke tried on the overcoat.

"By the way, did you marry Jasmine-chan yet?" Naruto teased as Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Just go home, Naruto." Sasuke said as Naruto rushed Temari and Saya out of the door.

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BLAM! Naruto kicked the door to his home and screamed, "I'm home….and no one's here."

"Did you really expect them to be home?" Temari asked as Virgo and Lea came up with a lion cub.

Saya excitedly took up the cub as he licked her face.

"It's so cute." Saya said hugging it.

"And he's yours. Give him a name." Naruto said.

"Saiken." Saya said looking into the cub's eyes. "I will call you Saiken."

Naruto petting both his lions as before the pair sauntered away. Naruto took Saya up to her room…he had gotten the mansion expanded. A wing specifically for the children he would have and Saya was shown her room.

"I'll have to get a bed and litterbox. And someone to watch over you when I or your obasans can't." Naruto said ruffling her daughter's hair. "You and your mother unpack. I need to seek out your other mothers, I guess."

Naruto left and started first with Kurenai's room and found her and Anko reading a book.

"Naruto, you're back." Anko said tossing the book aside. "And someone hit their hunk phase."

"Welcome back, master." Kurenai said dryly.

"Still mad of being my servant, Kurenai?" Naruto asked as she put the book down.

"No, I can live with serving the family. I'm more annoyed you bumped Anko off of serving to marry her and the matter of Asuma and his lover having a kid of their own." Kurenai said with a huff.

"If you need a kid, I can get a STORM nin to knock you up. I do know several men who'd like a shot at fatherhood." Naruto said as she blushed bright red.

"She'll consider it." Anko said kissing Naruto's cheek. "But I need to ask if you knocked up Temari."

"I did. Saya's in her new room in the new wing." Naruto said as Anko looked relived. "Bet on me to do so?"

"Yeah. Hinata's going to be pissed." Anko said jokingly.

"I'll deal with it with some of my charm." Naruto said before hearing a door slam. "Shit…well wish me luck."

Naruto went upstairs slowly before finding Hinata in the living room. She had grown out her hair and looked radiant in her clan robes with a glow to her. She looked gorgeous and he was taken aback until her eyes with on him. The veins from the Byakugan were visible as her soft look went to a glare.

"Hinata, I….heard about the bet. Please don't be mad." Naruto said trying to appease as she deactivated her Byakugan and relaxed. "Oh, thank kami."

"I am still mad, but I'm just glad you're back home." Hinata said pulling him into a hug before they shared a smooch.

"I missed you too." Naruto said kissing her neck.

"I just want to know if Saya was an accident." Hinata asked as Naruto looked bemused. "Was she?"

"No…she wasn't really an accident. Temari and I…it was pretty heated and she…" Naruto said a bit sleepish.

"It's fine. I can accept I lost the bet. You can make it up to me…." Hinata said cryptically. "Come by the family compound tonight."

She left him there wondering she had in store for him. Naruto decided to simply seek out the others. Sensing out Hanabi, he made a move to one of the empty training fields…namely TG24. Hanabi was in the midst of practicing kata when she sensed Naruto come up.

"You're finally back…" Hanabi said calmly. "And I'm a genin now."

Hanabi had grown, partly in due to the time chamber effect catching, to be a rather. Her black hair was longer reaching down to the middle of her back, with long parted bangs with a single lock of hair falling into her face. She now wore a cream-colored and long-sleeved kimono shirt with red-orange flames designed on it with a matching knee-length skirt, a white obi around her waist, white ninja sandals, and her hitai-ite around her forehead. The Uzumaki clan symbol was on the back of the shirt and her wedding band was worn in a chain around her neck.

"Well…I…" Naruto said only to be tackled by her into the dirt.

"No excuses, now. I can finally have that meat rod of yours inside me!" Hanabi said hungrily as Naruto looked nervous. "What?"

"Well…it's not that. It's just for your first time, I want to give you the decency of romance. I don't really want to just take you out in the open…for the first time at least." Naruto said politely. "And no, I can't tonight…Hinata wants to meet me at her family compound."

"That sneaky bitch!" Hanabi thought before getting off of him.

She shunshined away…leaving Naruto confused. He decided to seek Ino only to discover she was out on a mission in Neo Uzu with Tenten and Kin. Fū was not going to be back for another month which got Naruto to groan.

"I guess this day can't get any more disappointing…"

Naruto would be proven wrong by two things. Tayuya arriving in the village looking like she was clearly losing her mind screaming that everyone's in danger….and Guren calling for Naruto to give him some bad news. The blonde glared at Guren and Yūkimaru.

"So let me get this straight, Rebecca…"

"Guren. It's Guren. I have left that part of my past behind me." Guren said before coughing.

"Ok, so your student found out about your past. Turned on you and pulled an Oorchimaru….critically injuring you and stealing some things." Naruto said dryly as Yūkimaru looked pensive. "Oh no…"

"Itsuki managed to steal one of our spaceships along with her burn book and it had several of both of our supplies. He's been working to gather an army…haven't you noticed that no Akatsui members were not sighted at all!" He said grabbing Naruto by his collar.

"Oh fuck." Naruto snarled. "But I would have sensed if they became warpers!"

"Itsuki's not going to do that. He's arrogant…he's a lot like how I used to be. I tried to temper it but I failed." Guren said numbly.

"Great, so canon knowledge is useless to me now. Not one day in the village, not one freakin' day! This can't get any worse…." Naruto said as an ANBU came rushing in.

"Hokage-sama, we have a problem. Neo Uzu is under attack!" Neko said worriedly.

Naruto was out the door as Guren dreaded what her old student had planned.

(A/N: We're back and the insanity is dialed up. As for what's to come, we're getting some more antagonists. Unfortunately for Naruto, this is going to get really ugly.)