Harry Potter Mini Crack Fics

by slytherinlibrarymole

One chapter a day unless I'm doing apology chapters for not posting anything else. the title says it all. Very short chapters unless I go on a rant. T because I gave up on monitoring which words of the English language I do or do not use.

40. Chapter 40

Day 40: Monday, May 3rd

A/N: I have a biochem test tomorrow, so I'm sorry, i'm posting as a brain break, but i don't know if I can post a full chapter this week, considering I spent the entire weekend either in the car, at eater parties in either upstate NY, 2 hours drive from where i live, or near where I live, as well as trying to study and catch up with my friends. But this segment I do have time for, it's short enough, so here you go, more HP-themed laughs.

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Inconspicuous-looking newly hired assistant for Tom in the Leaky Cauldron: Alright, I have a butterbeer fire whiskey cocktail for a Mister Loyal Death Eater? Anyone? No?

*People in the bar look around, nobody gets up to claim the free drink.*

*assistant's face molds back into face reminiscent of the black family and vibrant pink hair with yellow eyes* Tonks: Darn it! I thought for sure that one would work!