Men in Black and DC crossover

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing read last chapter and read Velgamidragon's We Are the Men in Black.)

"Can you make it there?" Haibara was on the phone talking to the biggest secret she had and ever kept from everyone else. She hadn't even told Gin about this secret and for a while she thought she would never get the chance to tell him. Soon though…soon he'll know and he'll be very surprised and happy about this.

"Yeah we'll be there. Things are going to start coming to a head soon aren't they?"

"Seems that way. If Gin lost Curacao then he'd lose his mind and things would definitely explode one way or the other." Haibara, no she was Sherry at the moment, said earning a hum from the other end of the phone.

"True and I can't blame him. I'll make sure that we're there then. You should tell Chianti and Korn to be wary of them being listened in on, whether they're listening in on cops or not….especially when they're listening in on cops."

"I'll tell them as soon as they know about you. Everyone will be happy to see you again." Sherry said making the voice give a non-confirmative noise in their throat.

"Everyone but a certain wolf in disguise who wants us all dead."

"That's true. Just make sure that you don't get the wrong one when you take her out." Sherry said and the voice hummed a bit this time.

"I'll do my best but there being two different hers does explain a lot…and since they're identical…"

"We'll have to find some way to tell them apart for both you and everyone else because there's no doubt that she's behind this." Sherry said and she was already trying to think of a way to tell the two snakes apart. Which one was the venomous one? And how to tell the venomous from the non-venomous when they were identical in every way?

"After I rip one of her eyes out we'll be able to tell em apart." The voice on the other end of the phone said darkly and Haibara winced. That was a good point but not really something she wanted to think of happening. Sounded pretty bloody and gross to have someone rip an eye out.

"Just be sure you get the one who took your eye out and not the innocent one." Sherry said making there be a sort of indifferent noise from the other person.

"I'll try. I make no promises though. I'll find a way to see if the snake I attack is the cobra or the garden snake but if I can't tell the difference…"

"That's fair but just remember the garden snake isn't the one who took your eye and honestly is completely innocent and even a victim in this whole thing just like you and I are." Sherry reminded the secret who sighed heavily.

"I know. Sorry…sometimes the darkness gets too strong for me to hold in. I'll try to keep the innocent one out of it."

"I understand and don't worry. I'll always be here to keep you reigned in before you go too far into the darkness." Sherry promised making there be a relieved sigh from the other line.

"Thanks Shiho. I'm sorry but we'll have to be relying on you for this."

"I'm more than happy to do it. I'm just glad that you aren't dead." Sherry said and her eyes were softer as she said that. She had come so close to losing them after all. For a while she thought she had lost them.

"Yeah we are too. Although I guarantee you we both wished we were at one point." A second voice said and Sherry flinched at that while there was a smacking sound.

"Just because it's true doesn't mean you should say it." The first voice scolded the second and Sherry had a feeling that she wasn't meant to hear that.

"You two shouldn't think like that. After all you would want to be here for the wedding once I turn twenty and for when I eventually have children of my own wouldn't you?" Sherry asked and the line was dead quite for a long minute.

"I think I speak for both of us when I say that while we definitely wouldn't mind being there for your wedding…if he knocks you up before you turn twenty I will castrate your boyfriend." The first voice said darkly and Sherry gave a nervous chuckle.

"Do that and I won't be able to have any more children." Sherry said sweatdropping slightly.

"You could adopt." The second voice said casually.

"That means I wouldn't be able to have any children with his pretty hair if the first one doesn't inherit it." Sherry said just as casually and both of the voices went quiet as they realized that Sherry all but admitted she considered and thought about how many children she wanted with her boyfriend.

"I swear if you two go at it like rabbits and end up having four or more kids I'm going to castrate him for everyone's safety." The first voice said after a long moment.

"Four Shiho's…That Person would probably retire on the spot. Hell you had to be raised in America just so you and Akemi didn't destroy HQ and send Pisco into an early grave." The second voice said and they all went quiet again at the mention of the old agent who had been like a doting grandpa to Shiho.

"He was a good man and didn't deserve what happened to him." Sherry said softly after a moment of silence.

"None of the snakes victims deserved it. But we'll make sure that we get justice and vengeance for them all. As soon as things come to a head we'll show ourselves and make sure that she pays."

"Save some for Chainti and Korn. She led to Calvados' death and they've been wanting to shoot her ever since even though they aren't aware of the doppelganger yet." Shiho said making a double hum come across the line.

"No promises. She's going to lose an eye one way or another and what everyone else does to her…well they'd better get there in time."

"I'll let you both know what's going on after we get Curacao to safety and when things start getting to a climax."

"Thank you Shiho. Stay safe."

"Thanks pipsqueak. Don't die."