A/N: The follow is a fanfiction. Naruto belongs to Sellout Jump and Uchiha Fanboy (Masashi Kishimoto). Manga blows but do buy the video games.
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40 chapters of madcap Naruto insanity? Well, let's make that into 50+ soon enough.
The Geist Within Shippuden
Chapter 40: Bittersweet Days
Naruto had gotten a call from Merch the next morning, but the news was mixed. Rendō Nexus was growing in it's attempts at raids and bolstering ranks. Naruto would have been overjoyed to hear of a new universe to expand his business…but until the lockdown was over…that could not happen.
"And as for your wife and that sensei, maybetry calling her again." Merch said gently. "I'll update you on anything…oh wait, one last thing, beware Shikinami Asukas and Reis. RN has been using a boatload of the clones as spies."
He hung up and wondered if Captain Asuka was a spy for RN. He dismissed the thought for the moment only for one of the STORM nin to come in with haunting.
~o-WTG-o-~
To know your closet friend and ally is dead was a gut punch to Yukimaru. The now Umikage was in a haze of emotions as he went out to the docks near the edge of the village.
"So, remember when you said that repurposing Oorchimaru's body cloning technology was unneeded."
Yukimaru whirled to see her…as a little girl, and he calmed down to ask what happened.
"It seems someone wanted me dead but wanted my warper flames. One of my own guards attacked me in the shower." Guren stated dully.
"So…"
"The clone body is stable, but it's fresh. I'll be able to use warper energy to re-age the body back to my adult self, but…essentially this body is a reset…so much so I had to re-register with the Order and start back from 4th rank." Guren said as Yukimaru balked.
She laughed.
"Yes, whoever took over my guard to kill me thinks they got have trapped…but all they have in violate and unstable warper energy. That guard revealed that while she wanted my body captured, but my flames captured." Guren said worriedly. "And I don't know who sent her."
"Remind me to get behind on the body batteries?" Yukimaru said concerned. "So, how strong are you now?"
"Nowhere near what I once was…and I'm glad I did manage to handle the Saiyan DNA myself beforehand to make the clone bodies full Saiyans. For now, it's optimal that the warping world thinks I am dead…for good." Guren said sternly. "When I restore my body to my adult form, I'm leaving. I just wanted to say goodbye."
"Are you sure no one is going to know I slipped out of this one?" Yukimaru asked.
"NO ONE knew about the clone lab except for you." Guren said quietly. "I normally don't trust people…I haven't done so in a long time. But I trust you…you had my back and stuck with me. Even if I was a total bitch."
"I was not much better." Yukimaru said assuring her.
"Regardless. I trust you with Umikage. I'm going to miss you…" Guren said with a tear rolling down.
POOF! The girl poofed into smoke revealing to be a clone.
~o-WTG-o-~
Naruto did not know if he could even be happy that his old ex-girlfriend was dead and gone. He could not even be pleased considering the number stabbed his friend before escaping the village.
"Look, Naruto. It's not your fault." Shikamaru said as he was being bandaged.
"I know, but…I hate getting caught with my pants down especially at the cost of my friends." Naruto said.
"I was able to get this…" Shikamaru said revealing a flash drive. "I had a feeling you'd make sure of it."
Naruto took it and thanked his dear friend. At that point, Shikamaru knew Naruto was probably going to ask him be advisor for either UzuCorp or when he finally got around to be Hokage. Shikamaru was just waiting for him to ask. Mai would be the one to get him to recover at home leaving Naruto to go to his office. He ran it through his computer and only found enough data to confirm it was RN behind this. He hastily unplugged it and destroyed the drive. Hinoto had reported to him and the Hokage that the thirty new residents were clean.
Naruto decided to pay the Harunos a visit and took his sweet home coming over to his old apartment. He took his sweet time walking up the steps before seeing Mebuki leaving the apartment. She froze at the sight of Naruto.
"Oh…you're back. Welcome back to Konoha, Naruto-sama." Mebuki said with a bow.
She looked to see the grown up Naruto, eyeing him up a bit. She sounded a bit winded.
"What's the matter?" Naruto asked.
"Aside from living in this building, nothing. Naruto, if you could move us to a better place…it'd be appreciated." Mebuki said to him.
"I'll consider it. Sakura inside?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, she is. Most of the tenants moved out of this crapholes after the years, enough for me and Asana to have our apartments. Sakura's remained in yours…to keep it tidy." Mebuki said with a sigh. "Just…don't rough her up too much."
Mebuki left and Naruto jauntily went to the apartment entering it.
"Master, you're back!" Sakura said excitedly hugging him. "You came to visit."
"Hey Sakura, and please call me Naruto." Naruto said as she broke away.
"Of course…it's just Karin was rather through with training me." Sakura said.
He sensed warper energy in her to his surprise. She had grown up to look like her Shippuden self, just in different clothes. Her tone even had some of the spunk back.
"I bet you're noticing I'm a warper like you now. It's different, but I noticed most of my counterparts treat you really poorly. I treated you badly, and I…"
"Don't worry about it…" Naruto said. "I'm surprised you're still willingly serving me."
"Naruto, I…don't mind serving you like this. One, my family wronged you and we owe you the debt. Two, not like I even want to be a ninja now. Don't really have a reason too, anymore. Three…" Sakura said before biting her lip. "I…I've come to terms that I am a pervert with a bucket full of kinks that you fulfill."
"But Asana and your mother don't know…" Naruto asked.
"Asana…is pretty much stuck as meat toilet for STORM. And I don't have the heart to tell kaasan, it's better she doesn't. She could be a problem if she finds out." Sakura said as she yelped from having her behind squeezed.
"Good." Naruto said.
Sakura's body had grown…nowhere near the others, but not exactly flat either. Sakura had not cut her long hair among the other hair that grew out.
"I know the reason is a bit silly, but I feel more grown up having the hair there. I don't feel mature with it bald." Sakura said, now naked in front of her.
"No excuse not to keep that neat." Naruto said before coming up with an idea. "You have access to Mebuki's apartment?"
"Oh…what do you think have planned?" Sakura asked teased.
"In the mood for oyokadon." Naruto said with a grin.
Mebuki came back with groceries to see her naked daughter on the dining room table with Naruto in her pounding away at her snatch.
"Is this really necessary?" Mebuki said blushing.
"Do me harder, daddy~." Sakura said with a pleased expression on her face. "I know kaasan hasn't been as tight."
The look on Naruto's face was evident he did not ask Sakura to do that. Not that he could protest given he emptied his load in her. He pulled out with a plop as a pleased Sakura lay.
"Pleased that you did it on my table…I have to put away groceries." Mebuki said as Naruto made clones to do that her. "I assume you want me to clean you up."
She got her knees and got to work. She did not have the strength to complain about her daughter's juices on his knob. Part of her did not admit that she was a deviant inside…enjoying the humiliation. She still wanted to cling to being a closet pervert…but Naruto being around made that hard to hide.
"It's all clean, Naruto-sama." Mebuki said getting up as he got dressed. "Thank you for the meal."
"Sakura, I'll be having you back on active duty so I hope you made a new uniform. And try not to call me daddy in front of my daughter." Naruto said before leaving.
"Oh, thank Kami, not a son." Mebuki thought.
Naruto returned home to find Saya waiting for him. He had taken her to the park to play and watched her from the bench taking it the peace. He hoped one day that her daughter would become great in whatever she did.
"She's adorable, you know."
Hinata had sat down next to him.
"I'm glad you love her." Naruto said.
"She's your child, after all." Hinata said. "And while I would like to bring Boruto and Himawari into the world…I'd like to give it some time. Saya makes for good practice. Also I heard about what happened to the Umikage."
"Shit's fucked up." Naruto said bluntly. "The pirates, Rendo Nexus, Samantha and Fu being away…"
"I had to talk to Kiba…he and his team are worried for their sensei." Hinata said as Naruto's phone rang.
He answered it and his mood went up to hear Fu's voice. He asked a bunch of questions, but she calmed him down.
"Firstly, I'm on route to return home…well soon. I paid for a crew of pirates to protect me and her and deliver us to our home universe safely. The Blue Lilith Pirates." Fu said relived. "Just be prepared to foot a small bill."
"Of course, stay safe. Love you." Naruto said.
"Love you too." Fu said before hanging up.
"Well, maybe today is a good day." Naruto sang.
~o-WTG-o-~
In the Land of Honey, there lay a 'village' to which in reality was a base camp for a pirate crew, the Crimson Wind Pirates. The captain, Asuka, sat on the deck of her ship, the Bloody Lily, in a bikini tanning in the sun.
"Captain Asuka."
"What is it, Ginyu?" Asuka said taking off her sunglasses.
Ginyu had repeatedly used his Body Change ability to steal strong bodies to train in, with the only caveat being he could not steal bodies that other warpers had. His current body was of the Ice-jin, Cooler.
"I just wanted to inform you that Bonyu and Jeice have returned from the Land of Hot Water." Ginyu stated as Asuka got up excited. "They got the special hot water you request among the spoils."
Asuka excitedly flew off the ship and into the camp. Sitting around counting the spoils were the other members of the crew. Burter, Recoome, Cinder Fall, Neo Politon, Bando, and a revived Kabuto Yakushi…the most recent member to the crew.
"Kabuto, report." Asuka stated.
"Your lab has made it rather easy to research kekkai genkai and the various alien DNAs you were able to give me, Captain. I can say I'm making good progress…" Kabuto said with a wry grin. "And thank you again for reviving me…"
"And that's why you're my lead combat medic." Asuka said with a wink.
"Recoome wants to know, what's our next target?" Recoome said jovially.
"Well…so far we've raided several small villages for cash, ninja tools, and scrolls. The Hidden Mist had a lot of corpses." Asuka said thoughtfully. "But I think we have two targets left, the Hidden Star Village for it's meteorite…and the Fire Daimyo's palace."
"Why the palace?" Cinder Fall asked.
"Simple. It will be our last major target before we go straight into small raid tactics. Naruto will be too busy quelling chaos in the Land of Fire to deal with everywhere else in the Nations. While we attack the Star Village, we're going to have a bit of a distraction. Bando, ready the Cyclopian Guards. In a week, you and Cinder will go attack Suna incognito…as Akatsui members. Wreck the place up and if you sense Naruto on the way, retreat. If Gaara brings out Shukaku, retreat." Asuka said as both members nodded.
She turned to Neo.
"I need to go that mutation shop in Konoha to pick up Andoite and Ectonurite DNA." Asuka said to Neo before giving her a list. "And some things to order from UzuCorp."
"Who's the DNA for?" Jeice asked.
"Andoite's for me. And the Ectonurite's for Kabuto." Asuka said with a cackle.
Kabuto smirked looking to his building that housed his lab with the samples this crew collected. He was over the moon to see all what he could now work with. And him and Asuka had a nasty surprise for Naruto and the ninja world.
(A/N: And now the plot thickens, Sakura's self-aware now, but drowned in her perversions. I figured that Sakura's life under Naruto's thumb would have caused her to gain some complexes. Plus, her reasoning for not being a ninja is a bit of her excuse to justify her rather willing drowning to be a deviant. Moving on, we meet the Crimson Wind Pirates in full. Yeah, there's no Guldo. Bonyu is replacing him. As for the what that surprise is, let's just say that Kabuto being self-aware is NOT a good thing.)