Poll is still open!
Another thing I wanted to tell is that I don't mean insult to anyone writing any fanfiction. I receive flames on a regular basis, but others will get demotivated when they get flames. Please don't do that. You can argue that in Fanfiction, anything goes. The same applies for me. These letters are just for fun, to lift your spirits in times like these, you shouldn't take it seriously.
Rant over. Enjoy!
Valdez,
Myrtle is a ghost in a toilet. Don't go looking for her. She isn't real.
Also, you use this to send letters to stupid mortals. Not each other.
- Annabeth Chase.