Day 41: Tuesday, May 4th
Teenage marauders
Sirius: Remus, how the bloody hell do they think you're the innocent one! You slipped Snape a potion, and I got detention! You put a color-changing rune on McLaggen's robes, and James took the fall. You've been sneaking out every month for the last five years. Tell me your secret oh great Moony!
Remus: I'm not innocent, I'm just the only one smart enough not to get caught.
Also, I know it's the wrong fandom, but May the Forth be with you, lisp intended.