LISA: ON A TUESDAY
Epilogue
Two years later
SUBJECT: THIS YEAR'S Champion/MVP.
Dear Lisa,
I hope you're sitting at home on this amazing winter day and thinking hard about your past season. Yes, your team only lost three games, but you never made it to the Super-Bowl.
However, since I did and my team is currently taking to the streets in a victory parade, I thought I would be a terrible best friend if I didn't share this moment with you via pictures. (They're attached)
You're very welcome for the twenty point defeat I handed you in the playoffs.
(I look forward to doing the same thing to your team next season)
The MVP this year,
Rosé
SUBJECT: RE: THIS YEAR'S Champion/MVP.
Dear Rosé,
I'm not sitting at home on this amazing winter day, and I am not thinking hard about my past season at all, as it's now irrelevant. I'm sitting in my car waiting for you to finally get here so I can propose to my future wife.
Your fucking parade was last week. You had someone hand-deliver the oversized pictures for framing at Jennie's gallery. (I'm going to remember that shit next year) and I'm sure you're responsible for the new billboard outside my window that reads, "I Beat Lisa Manoban This Year." Or, is that not your work?
Hurry up,
Lisa