"KRILLEN!" Goku said, and time froze.
Frieza shot Krillin in the head and he died.
Goku's eyes were could not find out what happened: Krillin's head gushed blood onto a rock. The hole looked big and gaping, and Goku could see his house through it if it were there.
Frieza's tail slaped a tree and he flung back and said "ohohoho... ahahaha…!" "I SHOT KRILLEN!". "Ohohohohoho! OOOOhohohoho!"
Goku fell from his knees and they rubbed the ground. His eyes looked like broken CDs and life less. Frieza kept laughing like a gay kid after eating penis in the boys locker room.
Frieza looked at Goku with his face, but then walked over to him to confirm Goku's thoughts. He grabed Goku's head with his hand and looked at his eyes with a stethoscope like an eye doctor
"Oh, sweet Goku," he produced a sound, "It was desired by me to make you hurt because you hurt me emotionally"
Goku did not respond to this because he was like a robot who did not pack batteries for lunch. "I was populer, but when you came you made me look gay! I used to have all of the other losers in the school think I am best… but when they saw you here and vegeta think your cool, NO ONE cared about me! I even had a hot Girlfriend who would always say sexxy things to me and was Caulifla… B UT YOU STOLE IT ALL! Now it is only Ginyu!"
Frieza said that and Frieza walked around like an army sargent and pranced like a ballerino, but a man one because he was not a woman.
Then he kept on egging at Goku and started to twist in angery ways. "You were cool and new to everyone, and they forget about me… I thought if I locked you in the Tard Room, they'd think your tard and forget about you instead!... GRRR!" but Frieza made an smile like a coo coo cat because it was all lies he made up to decieve and said "but that Vegeta foiled it all!"
"Now I will kill you like you did to me!" said Frieza and commanded his fingers to kill Goku.
Just then rap music from the hood played. Friez's contorted and twisted like a churro, and he looked like a deer watching a space ship land from the Rainbow Road.
Feet started to come down and a school uniform with someone green in it came down after. Then a hat flew off of the head and it was bald under neath it.
"P-" frieza started to say
"Piccolo!" yelled piccolo and stood like a viking after pillaging a sea side village at sunset. Piccolo exposed himself, and Frieza stood back like he was scared.
"I am here to save Goku," Piccolo said and his cape was floundering. Goku was emotionally distressed, and Piccolo knew it, so he would fight a lone.
Frieza remembered fighting Piccolo and Krillin then and said "Krillin does not have a gun to beat me now!" but Piccolo just got angery and smiled and said "Krillin is dead, witch."
Frieza made more faces and said "WHY ARE YOU SMILING"
Piccolo smiled more like ChuckE Cheese and said watch this.
Piccolo started to scream and yell like an angry dad or a black man who was one penny short at McDonalds. "Haaaaaaah! SHAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" yelled Piccolo, and he was making a racket.
"Hohoho, you are getting more powerful? Or you are just trying to wake Goku up because you are to weak!" assessed Frieza of the situation.
The Namekian thought deep in his head, "Frick, he doesn't know what I am really doing to stop him from Killing Goku… I will kill him like Krilin!" Then he had a flash back to a time when he trained a lot to beat people up and win the Sports Festival…
"Heh, you're strong, Piccolo," said Piccolo to himself in the past. "Yeah, but not enough of it!" he also said and did a lot of push ups. Then he looks at a mountain and blows it up with his mind. "I am not getting stronger!" he said, and then a mysterious old figure came and said, "Piccolo… I can show you how to be strong like Nappa or Goku." Piccolo wanted to be strong like Vegeta, but could not and knew it. "What do I do?" The old man chuckled and showed him many things to get stronger, and he remembered all of them now…
Piccolo started to say things under his mouth, "Shoooo yah yah yah, bing bong hoo hoo hoo" he said, and then he started waving a maraca around and said "joojoojoo likalika haka hoo!" and cast a tribal spell at Goku that was like hot coffee.
Goku's eyes spun around and then turned into their normal colors.
Frieza saw that Piccolo did this to Goku to make him awake and got mad, so then he looked at Piccolo and cussed him out. Frieza's mind was thinking like it was a puzzle being scrambled by gorillas. Frieza had to do things fastfully or he would lose.
Frieza started flying and made a big ball to attack Piccolo and pushed it like a boulder.
"Take this piccolo!" but Piccolo was running away like Indana Jones before it could kill him.
Frieza had veins on his eyes like a bodybuilder while he was swearing.
"I canot escape this attack! What?!" announced Piccol's thoughts. Piccolo then had a revelation to turn around and fight it, and he did this by blocking the attack and pushing it back so that maybe it would kill Frieza. But then Friza got behind him like a gay rapist to a woman or Baby Man and started blowing on his ears to distract him.
Then Piccolo actually got distracted by it when Frieza punched him in the back and screamed the F word in to his ears, and the ball crushed piccolo and blew him up. "AAAAAAH! OOOOOWWW!" yelled Picolo dying.
Frieza pounded Piccolo into the air and all a round to kill him, and even put his butt in his face to show he was dominant. Indeed, Frieza kept beating on Piccolo like a teen beating his penis up for getting him busted for watching porn, and Goku saw it all.
Goku's mind was stimulated by the tribe spell Piccolo did and he was seeing Piccolo getting beat up over there, and Krillin's dead body on the ground with so much blood everywhere, and he started to rage.
Now frieza was about to really kill Piccolo when he saw looked in Goku's way. Goku was getting way stronger somehow, and everyone knew it.
The evil man Frieza stared at goku and was getting mad all over again.
Goku was seeping anger, and tears were falling from his eye's because he was sad too. "Frieza…" mumbled Goku, and Freiza vaguely heard it and said "what" and Goku turned his head up sharp and said again "FREIZAAAAAA!"
Frieza spattered and said, "Wha- wha- what is going on?!" and Goku just frowned.
Goku said, "You… You killed Krillen! Now… I'm going to freaking kill you!" and Frieza danced backward like an assassin trying to escape a mad Goku, but it was to late.
Goku saw a lot of things right now, but most of all, he saw Krillin and flew into a furry like a coyote and a brick wall. Goku was the maddest and saddest ever to exist, and Frieza would feel every bit of it.
"Hnnng, huph, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Goku said like a bad axe would and his shirt flew off to show his muscles with his pecks bouncing like balls.
"Y-You're hair… it's changing!" Frieza's hands flew about in fear, and his eyes shined like Rhinestones and a Cowboy's freshly painted gun, but it was Yellow.
Goku's hair came up like a volcano coming out of the ground to burn some people and shined like a Super Saiyan. Then, there was a big explosion with yellow light flying everywhere. "Whoeah! Yelled Piccolo shielding his eyes," and then he would see Goku's new form.
Frieza knew it, "G-Goku… Goku has some crazy power!" and Goku ripped the hair off of his chest to show it. "Ooof!" said Frieza from that. "You're gonna be Dead after this!" Goku said with his best friend, but he was dead instead so it was like a ghost other then goku.
Then frieza said "Hooooaaahahhhh gggg….." and looked down. Goku's fist was on Frieza's abs and punching him so fast that he could not even say ow to each hit but he tried. "Ow ow ow!" Frieza said and was being punched, but now he got kicked in the face.
Goku pulled out nunchucks and threw it back for Frieza, then he kicked him like a Donkey and started choking him with the nunchecks. Frieza was spitting like he was addicted to chewing tobacco, but Goku did not want him to die yet because he was not done pounding him to pulp like orange juice.
Goku grabed freiza's tail and started using him like a Yoyo. "I'm walking the dog, but instead… I am walking you!" Goku screamed into the air like a tribesman. Then he swung frieza around like a sealing fan and through him into a tree hole.
"I'm stuck in the tree hole!" Frieza said with his butt hanging out.
"You've been a bad boy!" Goku said and charged his energy. Goku was going to spank Frieza's butt, and he wanted him to feel it. Now he started spanking Frieza's but, but then Fireza farted by accident, and Goku hated that. Goku sniffed it because it was in his face, and said, "Grr… GRAAAAAAH!"
Frieza was in a hole and said "What's the big idea!" and Goku furiously rammed his hand into frieza's butthole and pulled him out of the tree hole to use him like a puppet or Joe Biden. Frieza was making gay sounds the hole time, but Goku had other plans. "I'm Friesa and I'm a stupid gay BABY MURDERER!" is what Goku made Frieza say using ventriloquism. Then he'd make him say, "I'm so Gay for Ginyu! And now I'm gonna DIE!" and Goku blasted him with a ki blast in his butt and he flew off him and hit the ground.
Frieza's phone fell out and was playing Justin Beaber real loud, so Goku crushed it with his foot.
Goku took his hand out and flung it to the side to get the poop and blood off it, and then made a fist and screamed at Frieza, who was on the ground and quiet now.
Frieza went quite and Goku hoped he was dead, but instead he started to laugh like a crazy man.
"Hohohoho… hooohooohooohoo… HOHOHO!" Frieza sniffed and said and got really buff and broke a tree. "I have even more power! I will show it too you NOW!" he said and Goku snarled.
Finally, after frieza transformed into his full power, Goku said this: "It is good that you're not dead…" and Frieza thought he was still being nice again, but then Goku said, "BECAUSE IM GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU AGAIN!"
Frieza and Goku were about to really fight it now. Frieza said more evil things that made Goku mad, so Goku started flying at him and made another fist out of energy on his tummy.
"Belly bump!" Goku said and punched frieza, then he kicked him and punched him with all of his arms and legs at the same time. frieza got pounded by this move for which he said ouch because he was hurt, but then he head butt goku.
"Ow my head!" Goku said and Frieza thought, "Now ill get him where it hurts!" and slipped in and punched Goku in the balls. Frieza thought he was smart, but then he looked up and Goku was just staring at him evilly, and Frieza's hand hurt from Goku's Balls of Steel.
"Take Pizzas!" Frieza said and threw disks of lasers at him, but Goku was not falling for it, Goku dodged and it sliced 100 trees in half. Frieza got angry and used more of his power.
Frieza and Goku ran at each other and held hands angerly. They were both grunting and wailing, but then Frieza spit into Goku's eyes, "Ewww! That's gross!"
"HOHOHO!" Frieza said and shot Goku with a big laser in the eight pack.
"Aaaaaaaah!" Goku said and was twirling and flying away into a tree. Frieza laughed and got buffer to show he was stronger.
Piccolo was on top of the High School and watching this all, "How did frieza get so strong, he was a looser! I saw it when Vegeta beat him up… what hapened!"
Piccolo then used X-Ray vision to see through the high school and saw into Frieza's locker room, "What?!" Piccolo said and saw a bunch of drug rappers on the floor.
"Could it be? He's on drugs!" Piccolo found out and got scared. Piccolo was smart.
Over at the football field, Cell was wild and beating everyone and Vegeta was busy yelling. "Nappa! NO!" Nappa was not the best at sports any more, so he was losing bad to Cell.
Piccolo ran into Vegeta and said "Vegeta..." and Vegeta got mad because Piccolo was wasting time by getting him because he would win if he was there. "WHAT IS IT GREEN MAN!" Vegeta said and said something mean too.
"Frieza is on drugs and got too strong… he's fighting Super Saiyan Goku even…" Piccolo informed Vegeta like an investigator.
"W-W-What! Goku is a super saiyan?! And Frieza is fighting him and not dying easy?!" Vegeta thought. "Goku… Goku might die!" and started to almost cry, but got rid of those tears. "WHAT!" Vegeta said on the outside and began to yell so loud everyone stopped to look at him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Vegea said and his hair shot up and became a Super Saiyan. His energy was so big that it was brighter then the sun and no one could see to play football.
"I'm going to kick his axe!" Vegeta said and started flying fast at Goku.
Goku spit out his teeth and looked at Frieza. "H-How..." he said like a man but stood up.
"I AM ON DRUGS!" Frieza said and shot a bunch of eyes lasers, Goku was dodging them like Mega Man, but Frieza took his hands and shot more.
Goku kept dodging them, but then Frieza took his feet and made even more of them.
"What?! There are 1000 laser beams!" Goku said and fire started to run around like it was a naked man on a football field. Goku was not fire retarted, so he could burn alive.
Just then, Goku thought of Krillin and said "Frick it! I don't care!" and started screaming a lot while flying at Frieza and getting hit by all 1000 lasers. "Your gonna die!" Gok said and fisted Frieza right in the face.
"W-Why you!" Frieza said and put his arms out like Super Man to attack Goku and instead of losing like Super Man would, he hit Goku, but Goku knew this would happen, so he climbed the back of frieza and steered him like a horse into the ground and pounded him down there into a cave.
"Now we're going into a cave!" Goku said and crashed Frieza into a crystal.
Goku hopped of Frieza and took a rock and slammed it on him 1 million times and stood on his head.
"You… Your to strong! You a monster!" Frieza said, and Goku just frowned again, but then smirked like a crazy Vegeta.
"No… Your… Your a monster! How dare you kill my best friend but Vegeta! No… It doesn't matter any more… Goku said and took his foot of Frieza to show mercy for one second. I hate you, but I am better then you." Goku said and started to walk away, but Frieza got up real fast and shot punches out of him like a catapult
Goku caught one and said "YOU FRICKING SUCK!" and crunched his fist like a walnut, "I am the Hope of High School! The one whose going to teach you a lesson!" Goku was being cool, and broke Frieza's one fist he caught.
Goku looked at his emotions and chose anger to beat frieza with. His feet landed behind frieza's head to kick him, but he did not let go of his fist and then threw him into lava.
"KAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE" Goku charged it.
But when Frieza was dying in fire, he saw a lot of flash backs.
"Your a loser Frieza! Haha so gay with his tail!" Vegeta said
"Hey guys Frieza is a gay kid dont be friends with him! HAHAHA" Vegeta said again another time
"I'm Goku and I'm eating lunch and so popular! Yippie!" goku said and Vegeta said "You mean so much to me Goku as a freind."
It was all true what Frieza remembered, but Vegeta was right to say all that.
"HAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE"
Frieza slowly came out of the lava and spoke "Goku… I have to kill goku…" Frieza started coming out. "If Goku does not die, Vegeta will be happy... Vegeta ruined my life!"
"Goku, I earned all of my popularity the hard way like Donald Trump… No one ever knew me because I'm gay! If they got close they would know and Vegeta's rumors would no be true!" Frieza confessed.
Goku just looked at him and stopped charging his laser because it was funny what he said about being gay. "Look at you, a flaming homosexual. I always thought that was the case, you demon." Goku said with justice, it was not like the same goku from before with gay urges: this one was mad and cool. "You dont know it, and are lying, Vegeta did not make those rumors… VEGETA WOULD NEVER MADE ROUMOURS!"
"No… Vegeta is a bad guy, and did this to me! He made me this way!" Frieza said like Satan tricking Goku. "I only made Ginyu made rumors about him because he did it to me first!" Frieza said to Goku. "Frieza… your lying! Vegeta did not make it for Krillin to die!" Goku was conflicting.
"Vegeta told me that you put Shallot into a locker on the first day of school you came... And he saved Radits from the Tard Room!" Goku said, but Frieza said "You have to trust me Goku… We can stop this… Let's kill Vegeta together!" Goku's feelings started to break down.
Goku thought of Vegeta, and then he thought of gay things too. "This is not the Truth and everyone ever knows it! Why should I believe you!"
Frieza then started making more lies. "You have a nother child too! Not just Gohan… but Vegeta hid them in the Baby Maker 9001 so you would not find it! He did not want you to be double happy with two kids!" Goku did not know what to believe.
"I-I don't belief you!" Goku said… Goku had to make up his mind, and said "I… I trust Vegeta! He would never lie to me, you're a lyer! YOU KILED KRILIN" Goku called Frieza gay and got even more angery than ever before, but he could not figure out how he felt.
Goku was not scared of gay people, but he hated ones that were stupid about it like Frieza, but this time he would use hate to kill Frieza.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" spoke Goku and shot his Kamehameha, and it would blast Frieza up through the ceiling and into the forest again.
Before that hit him, Frieza saw his tricks were not working and said "Grrr… No! I won't lose to you! You took everything from me!" Frieza yelled and got mad.
Frieza did not care and, so he took more drugs and flew at Goku again through his kame hame ha and drilled into the sky to go back to the forest. This time Frieza was riding Goku
Frieza was smiling all along and spinning like a tail on a dog to make goku feel all of the rocks on the way. "Oof Aaaaaah they hurt so much! Now I am mad but losing!" Goku kept saying, but Frieza was taking more drugs the whole time.
"HOHOHO!" Frieza said and smelled the roses and fresh air from the forest, and they popped out the ground. Both of them got up and said "Owww!"
Goku seethed and rage poured out of him, because the rocks and the pain reminded him of how Krillen's face and body looked now that he was dead, and he got more and more mad. Goku wanted blood; Frieza's blood. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Goku yelled to punch Frieza but Frieza punched him first with a syringe with drugs in it and he got wild.
Now Goku was making dog noises because he didn't know drugs like this before. Frieza was going to kill him now because he was high and couldn't fight like Frieza could. Suddenly, that would change… Because Goku got punched in the face by someone to snap him out of it. "WHAT!" asked Frieza angrily but politely.
Then, a bad axe mother stepped onto the scene...
"Ill take it from here Goku," Vegeta smirked and looked at Goku in the sky who was stronger then goku and stepped on Frieza's tail.
"No… No No No No No No!" Frieza said and was beaten up by Vegeta and Goku was now falling.
"Aaaaaaaaaah!" Goku said and landed in vegeta's arms.
Goku and Vegeta looked into each others arms and said "Your the best ever friend." Then Vegeta saw Krillin and said "Tch, Humph, Frieza did it?"
Goku said yea and then they started to fight.
"I'll get you Frieza!" they both said, Frieza knew that he was done four, so he said "You'll never get me alive, you dastardly High Schoolers!" and ran away.
Frieza started running away and Vegeta and Goku started chasing him to beat him up.
Frieza was breathing and panting all he could and got away with them because he was fast, but then he got stoped because Piccolo was there, and mad too. Frieza turned around and saw the Saiyans after him, so he ran another way, but Goku caught up and pushed him into the road in front of the Sports Festival. Frieza tumbled like a weed into the parking lot and got hit by a Ford Torino.
"WHAT?!" Vegeta said and saw it and Goku stopped. They slowly walked at the car that parked there on frieza
The door opened sacredly and it smelled really weird
"Ehhhh? What did I miss?" Master Roshi walked out of the car and every one stared at him because he just ran over frieza with a car
Goku and Vegeta's faces turned into crumpled bags and Frieza was dead.
Master Roshi saw the corpse and then he walked away to watch the Nappa football game.
Goku and Vegeta looked at Frieza and each other at the same time, "H-Huh?" they said at each other like kung fu kids witnessing their Master defeat an Evil Wizard with a car.
"H-He's dead…?"
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