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Title card: Roughin' It.
"Sounds like a camping episode." said Ronnie Anne.
"I do enjoy camping." said Principal Huggins.
[Episode begins with the show Dream Boat playing.]
Narrator: "Will our captivating captain find her first mate, or will it be man overboard? Find out tonight as we set sail for love on...The Dream Boat."
[Shows the sisters watching, mouths open.]
"You guys watch the Dream Boat?" asked Ronnie Anne.
"Yeah, it's our favorite show." said Lana.
"It's one of the shows we all enjoy watching together." added Lincoln.
Lori: [excited] "Eeeee! Karen should totes pick Bronson, he's...so gorge, I can't even..."
Luna: "No way, dude! What about Brock? He wrote her that sweet jam."
[Flashback to an episode where Karen is listening to Brock play the accordion.]
"I'm liking what that mate's layin' down." said Tabby.
Lucy: "I like Bram."
[Flashback to another episode; Bram comes out from behind a beach chair looking sneaky.]
"We can relate." Haiku, Boris, Dante, Persephone, and Morpheus said in unison.
Lola: "Eww! He gives me the creeps!"
Lucy: "Exactly."
Leni: "I like Bryant!" [sniffs a rose] "He's so romantic..."
[Flashback to another episode; Karen is with Bryant on the ship's deck.]
Bryant: "Karen, I'll be your North Star." [sighs] "'Cause no matter where this journey takes you, I'll always be there to guide you home."
"Dramatic much?" asked Polly.
"Well I think it's sweet!" said Leni.
"Definitely, his flare for the dramatics is breathtaking." said Miguel.
"Any girl would be lucky to have him." nodded Fiona.
Lisa: "'North Star'? Ach, poppycock. Tree moss is a far more reliable means of navigation, given that it only grows on the north side of trees."
[The sisters grumble and toss their popcorn at her.]
Lynn: "I like Blaine!" [Flashbacks to Blaine in another episode.] "I bet he can bench 300 pounds, maybe 320 with a spot!"
"Whoa! He is so muscular!" exclaimed Paula.
"The girls would be all over him." said Carol.
"Not me." said Leni.
Everyone turned to face her in surprise.
"I mean, I think muscles are totes cute, but I'm more of a chubby chaser." said Leni as she leaned in close to Chaz, who smiled as he wrapped an arm around her.
"Oh hey me too!" said Margo.
"Really?" asked CJ.
"Oh yeah, my boyfriend Elliot's big like Chaz, but I find it cute." Margo replied.
[Lincoln has joined them.]
Lincoln: "Blaine? But he wore flip flops to their first date! I mean, I can't even..."
[The sisters chatter]
"You can say that again." said Becky.
"Yeah, if their first date was on the beach, then they're good." said Jackie.
"But outside the beach, that's a whole other story." nodded Mandee.
Lori: "Lincoln, it's so much fun watching this show with you, you're like...literally one of the girls!"
Lincoln: [gasps in shock] "One of the girls?!"
"NO!" all the males in the dimension shouted, causing all the girls to jump in alarm.
"Babe, you never say that to guy, that is literally our activation code for do something stupid!" Bobby said in dispair.
"Oh I can already tell this will not end well." Albert said in concern.
[Flashback to Lincoln's time hanging with his sisters. First, he hangs out in the bathroom with Lori wearing their bathrobes.]
Lori: [applying mud to Lincoln's face.] "This mud mask is both cleansing and invigorating."
Lincoln: "Oh, my pores are tingling!"
"Never thought I'd hear you say that." chuckled Ronnie Anne.
"Well Lori was right about it." said Lincoln.
Lori smiled at that.
[Now Lincoln is giving Lucy a manicure in her room while he has headlight over her painted nails.]
Lucy: "Thanks, Lincoln. I always mess up my right hand."
"Well I have learned how to do Lola's nails for her pageants." said Lincoln.
Lola: [suddenly in the room] "HEY! Someone put her funeral dress in the wash..." [shows her splattered dress] "...with all my pageant gowns!" [Growls and stomps over to Lucy, who pretends to die; she bonks her on the head.] "UGH! I can't rip you apart if you're already DEAD!"
Lola growled at Lucy from the memory.
"Lola calm down!" exclaimed Lynn Sr.
"You have other gowns." added Rita.
Lola took a few deep breaths and calmed down.
[Now Lincoln is knitting something with Luna.]
Lincoln: "Back two over one."
Luna: "You got it, bro!" [tries on the headband she knitted.] "These accessories will make our outfits rockin'!
Lincoln: [having knitted fringes on the jacket he's wearing.] "Rocking!"
"Those are rockin'!" said Sam.
Lincoln and Luna smiled at the memory.
[Now Lincoln is working on a poncho Leni is wearing.]
Leni: "Lincoln, how's that hem coming?"
Lincoln: "Almost done!"
Leni: "Thanks! I can wear this poncho for all five seasons!"
[Lincoln rolls his eyes at this; end flashback.]
"Really not end well." Miguel said, agreeing with Albert.
"Still, thanks again Linky!" beamed Leni.
"No prob." Lincoln smiled.
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Yikes! Is spending all my time around girls turning me into one? Nah, I'm sure It'll turn out fine."
Lori and the other sisters, whilst they understood Lincoln's point, that didn't mean they were hip to it and all of them looked at him like, 'Really, Lincoln?'. He could even feel it coming from Lucy, and her eyes were underneath her black hair.
Lincoln looked around at anywhere but any of his sisters and said, "I, uh... I can explain. Sit down, this might be a long one. See, at the time, and after thinking back to all those things I was doing with you guys, I thought your uh... womanly ways was eventually gonna make me... y'know, less than a man?"
Lynn scoffed and said, "You're kidding, right?" after rolling her eyes, she continued, "Apart from Lana, I'm probably the most masculine woman of the house and the second strongest sister. Yeah, some people try to take jabs at me on that, but they're just words. So, you're telling me that me and Lana weren't enough to balance that feminine feeling out a bit?"
Lincoln answered, contemplating it, "Well... now that I think about it, sorta. At the time? My past self would've disagreed on the basis that you're still women, no matter how far away from feminine you are. Anyway, this is what drove me to camping that day... you'll soon see why that was a huge mistake. And if it makes you feel any better, girls..."
He let go of some of his manly pride here and said with some reluctance, "Without some of Lynn's unwanted training and without you guys teaching some of the things I know..." he muttered that last bit, the other half of his male pride not wanting to admit it.
Lynn pressed him, putting a hand up to her ear as if she didn't hear him, "I'm sorry, bro, but would you mind saying that again?"
Lincoln repeated, "I said, without Lynn's training and without you teaching me some of the things I know, Clyde and I..." he muttered that last bit incoherently.
Now, the sisters were getting smug looks, knowing what Lincoln was trying to say, but Lynn continued pressing, "Yeah, sorry, but I don't think we heard you... one more time?"
Lincoln said, blushing with embarrassment and dropping all his male pride, "WITHOUT YOUR HELP, CLYDE AND I WOULD BE DEAD!"
Now their smug looks were completely obvious and they thanked him for admitting it, with Lincoln putting his hands in his face with an embarrassed groan.
Luna inputted her opinion, "Just because you hang with us doesn't make you any less of a man, luv, and even if it did make you less than a man in society's eyes... well personally, I'd tell society to go and make out with an electrical socket! To us, you're more of a man than most men- no offense, fellas, Dad, and Pop-Pop- we know! Shouldn't that count for something? You ain't got nothing to be ashamed of just because you do some of the things we do, nor do you have to prove your manhood to anyone, nor does it subtract from your manliness!"
Lincoln finally conceded, "You're right. Sorry if I insulted you guys... but, it's just that, manliness is kind of a big deal to guys my age, and that's what I thought at the time. But, I don't really think that anymore... you'll see why."
They all went and group hugged him.
Lynn Sr.: [wearing a pink apron and holding pink muffins.] "What did I miss? Did Blaine finally put on some loafers?"
"Nice cooking outfit Loud!" snarked Mr. Grouse.
"They were a gift from my mother!" Lynn Sr. protested.
"Yeah but it'll be hard for others to take you seriously if you wear oven mitts with daisies on them." Norm pointed out.
Lynn Sr. contended the janitor's point.
Lincoln: "This show's lame. Let's watch guy stuff." [changes the channel]
Sisters: "HEY!"
Male TV Announcer: "A lifetime in the extreme wilderness has made Rip Hardcore as tough as a two-dollar steak."
Lincoln: "Now this is my kind of show."
"Ooh, who's that guy?" Carl asked.
"Rip Hardcore." Lincoln replied. "He's a nature survivalist."
Lori: [scoffs] "Since when?"
Lynn Sr.: "Oh no, turn it back! We're gonna miss the anchor ceremony!"
[The sisters start fighting Lincoln over the remote.]
"And you didn't stop that why?" Rita asked her husband.
"Actually, he did." said Lisa.
"Oh. Ok then." Rita nodded, content.
[The next day, Lincoln and Clyde are walking into the woods with their backpacks.]
Clyde: "Let me get this straight. You think living with the girls has made you unmanly so we're spending a weekend in the extreme wilderness so we can turn into steaks?"
Lincoln: "Eh, close enough. Now are you ready to get extreme?"
Clyde: "You know it!"
[Lincoln and Clyde chest bump each other; then Lincoln starts to continue his descent into the woods.]
"Oh I see where this is going." said Zach.
"You guys wanna prove that you're men." said Chaz.
"What's wrong with manning up once in a while?" asked Lincoln.
"There's nothing wrong with having a bit of feminie side." said Joey.
"Yeah, you can still be a man and have one." added Winston.
"Plus, weren't you guys like 11 at the time?" asked Dana.
"Well Lincoln had his first mustache hair back then." said Clyde.
"So did I!" said Rusty. "Only, it was a full on 'stace."
Lincoln, Clyde, Zach, Liam, Stella, and Rocky rolled their eyes.
Clyde: "Wait! I promised my dads I'd stay in their sight line."
[Camera pans out to reveal Howard and Harold at a nearby B&B.]
Clyde: "It's supposed to be a really nice B&B."
Lincoln: [facepalms] "Clyde! How are we supposed to toughen up with your dads watching over us?" [drags Clyde into the woods]
Clyde: "But they were willing to bring us some of their complementary welcome scones."
"How did you guys even afford that fancy place?" asked Benny.
"Our jobs are well-paying." said Howard.
"Can we have some of those scones? They sound delic!" said Luna.
"During the next break!" smiled Harold.
[Lincoln and Clyde approach a wooded area by a stream.]
Lincoln: "Now this spot looks perfect.
Clyde: [reads the sign] "But the sign says 'No Camping here! Extreme Danger!'"
Lincoln: "Exactly. Extreme!
"I knew it!" Bobby faceplamed.
"Lincoln, just because you want to prove yoruse;lf to be a man doesn't mean you have to put yourself in danger." Rita scolded.
"Yeah I get that now." said Lincoln.
Lincoln: Our first order of business: securing shelter."
Clyde: [gets out a tent] "My dads used this tent on a safari last year. It has it own veranda."
Lincoln: "Tough guys don't sleep on verandas, Clyde." [picks up some twigs] "They build their own shelter."
[The next scene, Lincoln and Clyde's shelter simply consists of the twigs propped up against a tree.]
Clyde: "What a beaut."
"Seriously?" Lynn deadpanned.
"Well there's nothing wrong with learning how to survive when you might end up lost in the woods." said Lynn Sr.
"Plus, it did come in handy, remember?" asked Lincoln.
The Louds remembered when they were trapped on an island and survival skills did help out and nodded. Everyone was puzzled but figured they'd probably see it later, though Ronnie Anne suspected that Lincoln was referring to that during one of their vlogs.
Lincoln: "All in a manly day's work. Now, how about we rustle up some grub."
Clyde: "Great." [picks up a picnic hamper] "My dad made my favorite: Swiss Chard Frittata."
"Now that we should try." said Carlos.
Lincoln: "Forget the frittata, Clyde. Tough guys eat beans." [holds out a can of beans]
[Clyde has prepared a stove and is now putting on an apron.]
Clyde: "Were you thinking chili or more of a cassoulet?"
"Where did you even get that?!" Sid asked in surprise.
"My Dads and I are always prepared." said Clyde.
[Cut to Clyde and Lincoln eating the beans raw but they're clearly not enjoying it.]
Lincoln: [feigning delight] "Mmm-mmm-mmm! Good stuff, right?"
Clyde: "Very...tasty."
Lincoln: "I think I'll save the rest for later."
Clyde: "Yeah, breakfast. Or never."
"Sometimes they're better cooked. That's how I like 'em." said Lynn.
"We know, your flatulence proves that." Lisa deadpanned. "And It already has the aroma of sulfur and gasoline."
Lincoln: "Well, we're burning daylight here. Better get started on our campfire."
Clyde: "Way ahead of you." [gets out an artificial campfire] "This baby's got LED lights, sick flames and realistic crackling sounds."
[Clyde turns on the artificial campfire but Lincoln turns it off.]
Lincoln: "Clyde, tough guys make real fires."
"Yeah that won't help you stay warm at night." said Lana.
[Lincoln and Clyde make several attempts to build a fire but to no avail; as a result, Clyde and Lincoln find themselves shivering on a log.]
"Then again, it's never easy." said Lola.
Lincoln: "R-r-really tough guys don't even need fire. They brave the elements."
[Clyde makes a fart.]
Clyde: "Sorry! Must have been the beans. Or the loss of feeling below my waist."
"Eww, seriously Clyde?" Girl Jordan asked in disgust.
"Everyone does it!" Clyde prostate.
"Can't argue with that." Lynn said as she patted her stomach in pride.
Lincoln: "No need to apologize, Clyde. Tough guys let it all out." [lets out a fart.]
Clyde: "Well, in that case..."
[Lincoln and Clyde have so much fun belching and farting until a bird drops from the sky.]
Several people burst out laughing while everyone else looked on in disgust.
"Well that is true, tough guys and gals love letting it all out." said Lynn, ripping a large fart of her own.
"Yeah, it feels good doin' so!" said Lana, letting out a large belch.
BUUUURRRRPP!
"Wow, and I thought Lori, Lynn, Lana, and Lily were gassy after eating, well just about anything." chuckled Luna.
"Again, it was my shoe!" Lori shouted.
"Let it go Lori." said Carol. "No one is even making fun of you for it."
"You two sure are Loud and proud!" laughed Carl.
"Yeah, enough to make a bird fall to the ground." added CJ.
"You can say that again!" said Lincoln as he, Clyde, Lynn, and Lana ripped large farts at once, making everyone cough and splutter.
"Eww!" gagged Leni.
"Seriously!?" coughed Luan.
"Gross!" gagged Becky.
"Ugh, it smells worse combined!" cried Stella.
"Someone call the health department!" exclaimed Sergio.
"Good one kids!" laughed Albert.
Lincoln, Lynn, Lana, and Clyde traded fistbumps.
[The scene changes to nighttime as Lincoln and Clyde are laying their sleeping bags on the ground.]
Clyde: [yawns] "All this extreme ruggedness has worn me out." [set up an inflatable mattress.] "What level of firmness do you want?"
Lincoln: "We don't need that. The ground will be our mattress."
Clyde: "Oh, so extra firm."
[Lincoln and Clyde proceed to get into their sleeping bags, start shifting around in them and ultimately end up lying down on top of the inflatable bed inside them.]
Lincoln: "We're tough guys, not animals." [Clyde nods]
"You did make the right choice." said Carlos. "Some studies show that laying on the rough ground too much can screw up your back."
Lincoln: "I'm really glad we did this, Clyde. Out here in the woods, away from all the girls. I'm starting to feel like a real man."
Clyde: "Me toot." [Proceeds to pass gas as he makes the pun and starts laughing.] "Oh, I think I just found a way to stay warm." [Passes gas one more time as Lincoln gives him a disapproving look and turns away from him.]
"Seriously Clyde?" Mollie asked, disgusted while Clyde Blushed in embarrassment.
"Well he is right." said Lana. "Farts do feel pretty warm."
"And they keep you up all night!" Lola groaned.
[Scene switches to morning.]
Lincoln: [Yawns] "Nothing like waking up in-"
Clyde: "WATER! We're in the water!" [Both of them scream.]
Lincoln: "How did this happen?"
[Flashback to their bed being taken away by rising water levels, then back to Lincoln and Clyde's un-amused faces. Both notice a waterfall up ahead and scream in terror.]
Everyone gasped in shock.
"Our babies!" Lynn Sr., Rita, Howard, and Harold cried in horror.
Lincoln and Clyde: "Paddle!"
[As they frantically try to paddle, some familiar debris flows down the river.]
Clyde: "Hey, isn't that our shelter?"
Lincoln: "It's making a dam!"
[They celebrate]
Lincoln: "We're saved, and all because we built our own shelter like the-"
[Inflatable bed blows up and sends Clyde into a thorn bush.]
"Ooh that must've hurt." winced Francisco.
"At least they're safe." Skippy pointed out.
Clyde: "Lincoln! Are you okay?"
Lincoln: "I'm fine, I landed on a really soft rock." [Moose gets up in anger.] "Not a rock, moose!"
Everyone, especially the Louds, screamed in alarm as Howard and Harold fainted.
"Not good!" cried Sid.
[They proceed to scream in panic and run away from the charging moose, climbing a tree for safety in the process.]
Lincoln: "Ha, nothing two tough guys like us can't handle. Right Clyde?" [Moose starts ramming the tree, sending them flying.] "Clyde, are you okay?"
Clyde: "I'm fine, I landed on a really soft rock." [Bees come out of the hive.] "Not a rock, a bee hive!"
[They proceed to running away screaming from the bees as they get stung.]
"BEES!" everyone cried.
"You're not allergic to bee stings, are you Clyde?!" Leni asked in concert, knowing that Lincoln wasn't.
"Thankfully no." said Clyde.
Lincoln: "This is still nothing tough guys like us can't handle. [They stop running] At least it's not raining." [Rain starts coming down] "Is that all you got!?"
[Mud slide drags them down the mountain as they continue screaming. Both of them start panting.]
"AVALANCHE!" everyone cried in alarm.
"Were you two ok?!" Lori asked in worry.
"We were." said Lincoln.
Clyde: "Lincoln, I know this probably sounds lame to a tough guy like you but I'm hungry and wet and cold and I kinda wish I were with my dads at the BMV eating welcome scones."
"I would be too in your situation." said Liam before adding, "Though I would've preferred some hush puppies."
Lincoln: "So do I." [Sighs] "I was kidding myself, Clyde. I'm no tough guy. After all those years around all those women, it's too late for me. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna lie down on this nice, soft rock." [Rock turns out to be a bear.] "Not a rock! Bear!"
[Clyde and Lincoln scream as the bear roars.]
"BEAR!" everyone screamed as Howard, Harold, Frida, and even Bobby fainted.
"That thing'll maul you to shreds!" cried Sam.
"How did you get out of that?!" asked Ronnie Anne.
"Just watch." Lincoln replied.
Lincoln: [Gets an idea] "Clyde, quick, play dead!"
"That won't work." said Lisa, fear for her only brother in her stoic tone.
[They pretend to be dead as the bear checks for signs of life, then leaves when he thinks they're dead. They proceed to run away as soon as the bear leaves.]
Everyone sighed in relief as Bobby, Frida, Howard, and Harold woke up.
"Oh thank Dangerfield that worked." Luan said thankfully.
"You should consider yourselves lucky." said Carlos. "Studies show that bears have gotten wise to those playing dead."
Lincoln and Clyde gulped at that, The Louds and McBride traded fearful glances at what would've happened had that not worked.
Clyde: "Lincoln, that was amazing! How did you know to play dead?"
[Flashback to the Lucy and Lola moment.]
Lola: "I can't rip you apart if you're already dead."
[Cuts to the present; Lincoln and Clyde panting.]
Lincoln: "It's something I learned from Lucy."
"I'm so glad that worked out for you." said Lucy, smiling at her brother, who returned it.
Clyde: [shivering] "Does she know anything about keeping warm?"
Lincoln: "No, but Leni does."
[Flashback to the Leni and Lincoln moment.]
Leni: "I can wear this poncho for all 5 seasons. The key is the faux fur lining."
[Cuts to the present; they wear ponchos made out of leaves.]
Clyde: "Wow, it is so toasty."
"Nice crafting skills!" complemented Frida.
"I have Leni to thank for that." said Lincoln.
Leni smiled at her little brother.
Lincoln: "The key is the birch bark lining. Now come on, Clyde, we're going home."
Clyde: [Looks around] "Which way?"
Lincoln: "Why it's just..." [Look around lost] "...this way!"
[They start running]
Lincoln: [looks at the moss] "Lisa said that moss only grows on the north side of trees."
"Thank Galileo you remembered that." Lisa said in relief.
Clyde: "My dads are staying at the north valley B&B. Follow that moss!" [As they take off running and stop in front of a hill.] "How do we get up there?"
[Flashback to the Luna and Lincoln moment.]
Luna: "You got it, bro! These accessories will make our outfits rocking!"
Lincoln: "Rocking!"
Luna: "And if you braid the strands real tight, they're strong enough to use as ropes. Right, Chunk?"
Chunk: [pulling on a rope] "Right as rain, love." [Notices the Piano is too big for the window.] "We're gonna need a bigger window, though."
"You do realize that you could've used the front door, right?" asked Maria.
"Yeah, but the strain of going up the stairs would've been a bit much for Chunk back then." said Luna.
Maria nodded.
"Chunk, what happened to your tattoo?" asked Sam, concerned. Usually Chunk had a tattoo on both arms.
"I borrowed some of Lola's makeup to cover it since I had a date afterward, and wanted to look nice," explained Chunk. "She needed the loo so that's why only one was covered."
"You're welcome," smirked Lola.
[Back to the present]
Lincoln: "Back two, over one." [Pulls rope to test it.] "That'll hold."
[They start climbing up]
"So glad that worked out for you and buddy, bro." Luna said with a smile.
Clyde: "This is great, Lincoln. What did you make this rope out of?"
[Lincoln realizes what the rope is made out of and scene switches to Clyde and Lincoln next to a mud pit.]
Lincoln: "This should help the poison ivy."
[Flashback to the Lori and Lincoln moment.]
Lincoln: [With mud on his face.] "Oooh, my pores are tingling."
Lori: "It also soothes sunburn, poison ivy, and mild to moderate acne."
"Whoa really?" Casey asked in surprise.
"It's true. Why do you think most people like having mud masks when they go to the spa?" said Nikki.
"Wow, when we're in our awkward teenage years, that'll be helpful." said Sameer.
"Glad I could help." said Lori with a smile.
[Back to the present where the boys come across a rock they can't move.]
Clyde: "How are we gonna move this bad boy?"
[Lincoln starts thinking of a solution; Flashback to a Lynn and Lincoln moment, as the latter struggles to move a trash can and makes struggling noises as Lynn comes into the scene.]
Lynn: "Step aside, I got this." [spits on her hands and rubs them together, proceeding to grab the trash can.] "You gotta lift with your legs, not your back. you see?" [Throws the trash can out and hits her dad in the process.]
Lynn Sr.: "OW!"
"Yeah, sorry Dad." winced Lynn.
"No worried LJ, I know you were helping your brother." Lynn Sr. waved off.
[Flashback to the present as the two boys move the rock out of the way.]
"Nice job you two!" praised Stella.
"Yeah, I guess you're stronger than I thought." said Lynn, impressed. "Or at least when you work together… and when necessary."
Clyde: [Comes across a log over a cliff and tries to cross it.] "Whoa!" [Loses his balance and hugs the log to prevent himself from falling off while Lincoln tries to think of another plan; Flashback to Lola and Lincoln moment as the former practices her catwalk as she curtsies her dress in her high heels while having three books on her head.]
Lincoln: "How do you balance in those?"
Lola: "Eyes forward! Chin up! Tushie clenched!" [Grunts after showing a balance method.]
"Wow, no wonder you're so good at your pageant walks." mused Luan.
"One of the things she learned by herself before I started coaching her." said Lincoln.
Lola beamed with pride.
[Back to present where the boys are walking across the log safely.]
Clyde: "Good tip, Lincoln. It really works!" [As he walks along the log smiling and waving.]
Lincoln: "I don't think you have to do the wave."
[Clyde shrugs, air kisses and takes off behind Lincoln.]
Several girls giggled while Clyde blushed with a small smile.
[The boys run through the woods until they arrive safely at the B&B.]
Lincoln: "Clyde, we did it! We made it back!" [falls to the grass and sighs in relief.]
Everyone sighed in relief, especially the girls, thankful that thanks to their advice, they were the reason why Lincoln and Clyde were still alive.
Clyde: "I'm pooped. I'm just gonna sit down, and wait for my dads on this nice soft rock."
[Lincoln and Clyde remember their experiences with "soft rocks" and panic as Clyde jumps into Lincoln's arms as they realize...]
Clyde: "Oh, this one's really just a rock."
"Word of advice, make sure it really is a rock before you lay against it." said David.
"Noted." Clincoln McCloud said.
[Scene changes to the Loud House at night.]
Lincoln: [Working on muffins; to the viewers] "I thought spending so much time around my sisters was a problem, when actually it's just the opposite. If it wasn't for them I'd probably be moose meal by now."
"Or bear." Laird pointed out, shuddering.
Everyone else shuddered as well.
Lincoln: [Walking in the living room towards his sisters.] "And now that I don't have to worry about what's manly or girly or any of that junk I can go back to enjoying this." [offers muffins to his sisters and dad.] "Who wants strawberry muffins?"
[Loud Sisters and their dad all say "I do" multiple times as they completely clean up the tray. They proceed to start eating the muffins as Lincoln sits in between them to watch Dream Boat, Lola hugs him and his dad rubs his hair.]
Lincoln: "Oh, Blaine, please tell me you're not wearing clogs."
The Louds smiled at the memory.
"Wait a moment, I counted six muffins. How did all 11 of you get one each?" asked David.
"The scene was cut off, because I made 12, but wasn't holding two trays at once," explained Lincoln. "After the first one was emptied, I dashed back into the kitchen and brought in the second tray."
David nodded.
"And girls?" said Lincoln. "Thanks again for everything. If it wasn't for your advice, Clyde and I wouldn't be here right now."
The Loud sisters smile in appreciation.
"Of course Lincoln." smiled Lori.
"Yeah, we're always happy to help you little brother." nodded Luna.
"And whenever you help us too." added Leni.
'Shame that wasn't possible during the protocol.' Lincoln thought bitterly, but let it slide.
"Y'know Lincoln, next time you feel like too much of a girl, all us guys could have a…" smirked Zach.
Everyone was confused until Lincoln and the other males realized what he meant and smirked.
"Guys night!" All the males high-fived.
"We could do it at my house since only guys live there," added Clyde.
"I haven't had a guys night in… well, since my college days." smiled Lynn Sr.
"Sorry Lynn." apologized Rita.
"It's alright honey, it's not like you haven't tried." waved off Lynn Sr.
"By the way, what did you girls do while me and Clyde were gone?" asked Lincoln.
The Loud sisters traded nervous glances.
"Um... will tell you later." said Lori.
Everyone was confused, but shrugged it off as they faced the screen again.
To be continued…
Still going strong!
Up next, we have to play The Waiting Game.
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