Day 43: Thursday, May 6th
I just remembered this quote, yes, I did look it up for the exact wording, and it definitely deserves a spot on best smart-ass quotes of the HP series.
"You don't think anything that Skeeter cow - sorry, Professor," he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore. "I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry," said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling."