Dear Fanfiction Authors,
"ohmy god! thers a mostor comin for me im really scared but then percy come for me and defated an mostor he savedd me oh i love him so sooo much!"
Please. Don't insult us. A child of Athena never talk with such mannerless and senseless grammar. It is an insult to the Goddess and to our intelligence. I suggest using spell checks and grammar checks.
- Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena.
P.S. Before you ask, no, you do not want to know what I did to Percy and Leo. Nothing major of course. Their only injury is to their ego. That might take a while to heal.
