Nappa's head crack a lacked over at the scoreboard, "This is Calamity!" Nappa deduced intuitively, however and moreover, it was to late.

"Youv lost, Vegeta!" Cell said, and then he yelled at the audience like a trombone, and they said "We know it big time…" and cried, Nappa "AAAAAAAAAH!" said and was done four once and for all when he ran at Cell to tackel him and almost died from it into the ground like a Baby Man beign dropped by a rockin mama.

Cell was maniacal, this, he was showing and knowing at the same time. Girls stopped liking nappa and saw that Celk was crazy mad at Sports and especially Football after knowing the rules that Frieza cheated in for him to know it. Girls like men who can win at sports or taxes

Cell danced and twirled. "Break it down like it's China Town!" a hippie said to him and Cell pulled of his sun glasses and said "Hahaha," and blew him up and the girls went wild willy at him. Master Roshi was watching through his eyes like he just killed a man. Master Roshi's eyes were black like kawaii blackberrys through his sunglasses.

Master Roshi sighed said "Saiyan High School is doomed…" is what he would say if he did not know that vegeta could pull it off and did not see one girl with boobies out for Cell instead!.

Goku and vegeta had the looks on their faces after seeing Frieza die to Master's car. They started shuffling away not believing what they saw.

Vegeta and Goku were walking into the Bleachers, but before they got there Vegeta was walking there and Goku's hand accidentally touched Vegeta's and everyone might call them gay for this, but Vegeta threw his hand in his pocket. "Tch! Don't be gay Goku!" and Goku did not act on it.

"W-Why isn't Goku freaking out… Is he GAY?!" Vegeta thought and quickly asked Goku this: "GOKU ARE YOU GAY!" but goku did not even say one word and there hands touched again.

Goku's lips dropped spit out from them like a drooling sexy baby, and vegeta got scared that he had rabies or a Gay Disease that made him spit. But then those lips said "vegeta..."

Goku looked up like he looted a drug from frieza and ate it. "H-he said that you made rumors about him… before he died..." Vegeta screamed and said "WHAT ONLY GINYU MAKES THE RUMORS!" but he was like a tutor brainwashing people about aliens or the election.

Goku was smart, but he did not say a thing. Vegeta had ki going through his brain, "Is Goku being wise at me? I don't like it!"

"Don't be a Wiseman!" Vegeta to Goku and Goku said to Vegeta "I did not mean those rumor's. They were true all the way, because Frieza was always evil!"

Vegete was going to lie again but saw Goku's beauty and beaten body and muscles and beaty eyes and said "I-" and Goku's eyes were smart enough to see through his lies.

Vegeta would normally be the best at lying, but this time, he would not… Vegeta's brain went silent in guiltyness, but then he said "I'm sorry."

Goku's brain was done thinking and said "I friggin hate you!" and slaped Vegeta in the face because Krillin was dead and it wa all Vegetas fault. Goku covered his nose and and mouth like a woman who just had her husband cheat on her but it was all a lie from the butler really and ran away into the Bath Room while crying about his emotions and all along Satan was laughing "Hahahaaa he said said satan".

Vegeta held his emotions down inside of his belly. "I-I hurt Goku… No… Frick Goku! Frick him, I'm to cool for this!" thought he and ziped up his jacket. Vegeta walked like he put a flag on the moon and it instantly fell over and wiped his eyes. Here is were a leser man like Frieza would do drugs, but Vegeta was better then him.

Vegeta relocated to the bleachers where he saw something he never thought he would see.

"V-Vegeta..." nappa said after losing with his hand reaching at him, Cell was up flying around and shooting balls in with his mouth. "I ate them, now watch this!" Cell said and started coughing them up like rolling boulders. All of the balls rolled into the goal and then the girls said "Home run! Cell wins it again!"

Nappa's clothes came off from Cells epic win and his muscles looked sad, and Califa was there and saw this and yelled "Oh no! Napa is not looking so hot or buff any more!" Nappa's muscles were small now compared to Cell's Big Win

"He is out of it for the Count." Piccolo said when he heard it.

Vegeta's thinking "Even… Nappa lost… Frieza is dead, and Krillin is dead, Goku is sad, and Cell is Winning! Frick!" Vegeta swore too. Vegeta just turned his back on Nappa and Nappa kept saying "V… Vegeta... Help, please" while getting balled on by Cell. Vegeta turned his back to them and humphed loudly

Vegeta sat on the bleacher chairs and thought of ways to feel good. Shallot came at him and said "Vegeta Nappa is upset why are you being a jerk but cool!" and he just gave Shallot a look and crossed his arms. "I am upset!" Vegeta said at him. "You should be making jokes!" He also commanded Shallot while upset still.

Gohan looked like a biker and saw the future on the road. "We need to get out of here," Gohan said and Trunks saw his face so he said "No! Cell is wining and we will lose because of this!"

Trunks was about to jump in and play football, but Gohan sat him down like a father after drowning a goldfish in the toilet. "Remember the plan," Trunks's Nostrils were spreading like butter, but he found his marbles, and they, were in gohan.

Gohan was about to agree with trunks, but then Trunks said, "Your right, let's find Dad," and walked at Vegeta.

Vegeta was cranky and looking it too, but when he saw Trunks he knew there was future news to talk about so he grew a big smile.

"This is one long day, but I am reliefed to see Trunks, my new best friend, who is NOT GOKU!" Vegeta said at Trunks and smiled too much that it made his face long.

Trunks head went willy nilly and didn't know how to react for this, for this was out of his time line, "I don't understand!" Trunks apparently said and started to swing his sword around, but Gohan went up to Vegeta and said "There is a plan, well beat cell but you have to get the Z Warriors and the boys to meet me in the Locker Room"

Vegeta's eyebrows shifted down on top of his eyes, and he said "What is this android beating plan?!" then he crossed his arms and said "How is it that will beat cell to!" then he scoffed like he was choking.

Trunks calmed down again and pulled out a bag from the store (i couldnt remember what i named it) and showed it too Vegeta and assuaged his brain from going mad.

Vegeta's eyes turned robot mode and analyzed the bag like Watson and Sherlock Holems and nudged his smile to the left.

Vegeta was a geinus, who could figure out anything with even one second because he was the smartest in the school like Einstine or even my friend Jason.

"We have to get nappa, its to late to win..." Shallot said like a serious folk and Trunks and Gohan both nodde d and flew onto the field and flew away with Nappa.

Cell was out there catching each ball and everyone could not do anything about it because he was the Best at Football

Shallot turned evil for a second and said "Wow Cell is baller, haha!" and they all laughed like Vampires for one minute but then turned good again so they could not laugh at it anymore.

Off at the referring area, Paragus was screaming and yelling all about like a chimp on a stormy day and everyone knew it, but then he gasped like he accidently vented in front of everyone.

"WHERE IS NAPPA GONE!" he screamed and Dr. Jero swatted his lips and told him "Hush Hush! Cell is winning!" and Paragus grunted and wanted to arrest them, but it was all over. Now, it would be up to Vegeta and the Future Teens to win all the next events.

In the bath room, Goku was in side of the bath room and feeling. The pocket of goku was filled so he took it out: "Krillin..." Goku felt emotonal and sad so he took out Krillin's gun and said "I'm going to kill myself!"

But before goku did this, a musical force ran at him like a jet plane and he put on Eye Liner.

"My emotons run like a Bullet Train,"

"All I can see on this sunny day is rain"

"Frieza is gone but murder remains"

"Gay Problems, Pain, and Suicide stays"

"Vegeta's voice is a choice i must hear"

"His penis so hard, gay problems I fear"

"But who is to say, what makes me feel this way" this way

"His words cut deep like a knife"

"Without krilline my days turn to night"

"Maybe hes not gone and just hiding"

"I have a son, but love is not binding"

"If I could turn back time"

"I wouldn't have run out of time"

"The moments we share I cannot remember"

"My head is full of pain with a big throbbing member"

"Do I have a choice?"

"To stay is to go and depart from the Boys"

"I don't have any friends"

"They are only divid ends"

"This is good bye"

Goku's tears were about to pull the gun, but he his fingers sweat so much that it fell of onto the floor and shot a bullet! The bullet was running all a round the room and looking for a Goku to kill but instead it hit a mop and and the mop fell and it knocked Goku out.

"ZzzzzzZ" Goku sleeping said, but no one would hear him in the bathroom, and he sat there sleeping on the toilet.

But GOku's tears kept going on like a faucet and they made a river and he was a canoe, so it took him to his house

When he was there Bardock was at the door and saying "Goku is not dead!"

Bardock kidnapped Goku into the shower and turned on a bath so he would wake up and be happy in water. Gine and Bardock were looking at him like a sick kid watching on TV Spiderman before he died "Goku..." they both said

Off at Vegeta and Trunks and Gohan they were shooting the shirt, "Shut the front door!" Vegeta yelled and everyone looked at him.

"I am tired of losing from Cell! I am the best if I had more events we'd win right away!" but everyone knew this, so Dr Jero secretfully erased Vegetas name and wrote Frieza into all of the places Vegeta would be after he beat up 19, but now that Frieza was dead trunks told him that they would need a replace meant.

Vegeta was to good at everything so it would be unfair to them if he got to play, so Vegeta was screaming always.

Just then Gohan's head went sideways and he said "Look out!" and they all dodged a ball together and it was Cell, whom was saying "Woops i missed take that Vegeta!"

Vegeta's body went turbo mode and he screamed "Frick you Cell!" then he said "I'm tired of this dang crap!, Piccolo use your mind powers to tell everyone to come to the locker room and Goku!"

Piccolo's ears danced when he heard this and said "Yes, it shall be done, vegeta" and sent out Mind Waves like an ocean to all of the Z Warriors.

Then all of them trounced over and found they're way all the way into the locker room.

"We are in the locker room now." Trunks said and pulled out an instruction book and read from it. "They stuck it to us men and now we are going to stick it on them!" and everyone roared like lions, but Vegeta just smirked big at it and put his legs over each other.

Trunsk pulled out the bag again, but this time, it was dumped on the floor and everyone had their sparkles in their eyes. Gohan came at them and said "These are steroids," and then Trunks said on the side of gohan's face "and these are poison"

Everyone said "WOW! Let's take these steriods right now!" but Vegeta just told them this: "Tch, We do not have anything to wash the steriods down with and if we dont wash it good, we will die! Humph Idiots!" This was how smart Vegeta was

Choking was a problem for kids who did steriods like them and everyone knew it because Vegeta told them. Besides, Goku was not there for some reason?

Piccolo was being smart and rationing his steroids wisely, but then suddenly Vegeta came over and said "PICCOLO" and then he droped all of his steriods on the floor and Vegeta laughed and said "Hahaha!", but then he was frowning.

"We canot eat the steroids now! We have to do it secretly or we will be busted like Frieza! Fool!" explained Vegeta to the Green Man Piccolo. Everyone now knew the real reason they couldn't use them now, but then why did they have them? Trunks and Gohan knew it all from the Future.

Trunk's with Gohan said this: "we will handle the steriods right now so they dont get lost or confused!""

Everyone was so smart and they gave Trunks the stuff again because he was a claire voyant, but now they knew a plan to do.

Caulifla was there and said "Argh, Punk, so what is the plan!" and Everyone but Nappa and Caulifla got it because they had huge IQs, but Caulifla was not stupid she just had a question and was not dumb for asking it and still smart: Nappa was stupid though, and was not smarter for asking things.

"Tomorrow is the biggest racing event and that is where cell will beat Dad in my time line. Dad, you are strongest in this time line, so we maybe have one chance to do it after all." Trunks said and then vegeta got angry questions to throw at him but waited.

Gohan knew Trunk's thoughts because he was from the future and then said more things he was going to say. "We are going to put the poison instead of Cell's protine shake, and then well make ours the steroids!" They were geniuses hugely.

Napa then yelled at everyone "Why dont we drink it now!" he said but then Vegeta said "Because if that is what happens then Cell wont get poisoned! Humph!"

Then Trunks kept calling Vegeta dad for no reason to vegeta and he got mad. "WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT!" Vegeta said and then Trunks shook like a broom in a tornado.

Then Gohan thought of 100 different lies, but before he could say all of them,

"I am.. you're son..., from the future..." Trunks said.

Vegeta laughed for one second and then said "WHAT!" and called bulma

Bulma's phone ringed into her hand and she answered. Vegeta's voice ran into her ear drums like a penis and said "Bulma, what did you name our child!?"

"Trunks!" she said

"oh my god" and Vegeta smashed his phone.

Vegeta was crazy alarmed like a police siren or car being broken into and he was screaming like crazy. Vegeta walked around and pushed things over.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Vegeta panickally said in a voice that was scared but manly and then he started walking around and doing it more again.

Trunks told him again and then Vegeta kept shrieking, but Trunks needed him to know more so he kept on telling him.

But then out of nowhere, Piccolo's hand touched Vegeta's shoulders and he smiled big at him. Vegeta looked into Piccolo's deep, compassionate eyes and his eyes spun out of control until they saw Piccolo's face and eyes again.

Piccolo smiled again but harder and Vegeta's head went back to normal color and he said "Thanks picolo." Piccolo was like a monk some times because of his brain training

Vegeta then sat in a corner and thought things.

Vegeta did no want more kids, but he had two now that were the same kid. "What am I going to do… About it..." Vegeta said through his Jet Black jacket and sunny sunglasses that he took off just then.

Everyone complemented Vegeta's muscles but then they went back to talking.

"We will meet back here right before the big Race event." Trunks informatively and everyone knew it. Trunks was sexy as a cool 18 year old.

But then all of the sudden Cell crashed into the wall!

"Hahaha! I am the strongest evil one!" he said and started flying in circles so fast that they couldn't keep up with turning there heads around.

"Cell! You should not have been in here!" Caulifla said like a rocking girl, but Cell rubbed her nose and drew a circle on the old man's back and said "I am the rules!" but then backflipped onto the benches and said another thing "I need to take my protine shakes, especially later seeing that Vegeta has big buff muscles there!" he said when he saw that Vegeta was not wearing a shirt or jacket no more.

Then he say this: "Wheres Goku…?" and glared with a frowny face at the floor where Goku would be standing. Cell then used his mind powers to see Goku's last position in the bath room and saw the trail in his head where Goku was.

"I don't know it… but I will soon AAAHAHAHAHA!" Cell laughed and then ran away into his locker room to start finding Goku.

Nappa barked at him a bit and then cussed him out in spainish and then flexed at Caulifla, because his muscles were starting to come back after losing. She thought "Wow, a big straight boy who has muscles" but then thought of Goku who was that, because Cell said her name and Caulifla remembered and stopped head flirting with nappa

Master Roshi appeared and said "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh Enough of this planning.. They are announcing that Cell won again on a nother event! And there is a nother one next right now…!"

Everyone said "WHAT!" but it turned out that Cell won because he did it so fast that the numbers would not add up and no one could ever beat this one event at him. So he just won it.

Vegeta was going to Take Them Down To Trouble Town now because he was in one event next.

Nappa was going to think about doing a event, but his muscles were out of it and his brain was a muscle too and used all of its ideas up

Then out of nowhere at all a bunch of gay steam came out of the shower area and gay stuff almost happened to everyone in there when they saw shirtless Vegeta's abs and pecks but then they saw that it was a hippie spitting vape clouds at them

"HEY!" Vegeta said at him angressfully, but he just said "Brrruuuuuuh" and shot more vaping clouds at him, but Vegeta dodged every one of them because it was a gay flavor like Mangos or Peaches and slaped him with a big towel in the butt

"Youch bro!" he said and Vegeta then threw him into the toilet and stopped all of the free love because it should not be free.

"Hahaha! Vegeta said like a bad boy and flushed the toilet"

But then everyone clapped but then heard a sound that sounded like Paragus speaking into a mega phone announcing the next event

"THE NEXT EVENT IS…"

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