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Driving Tori Crazy
Well Alexis will be leaving daycare, and attend preschool soon, but the next few days were difficult due to a movie set being filmed causing a traffic jam that I had to take a different route, and believe me it was not good. It was chaotic!
Driving with Trina
So Trina had to drive the three of us to Alexis's daycare, and school, but it was completely unbearable with the longer route through Mulholland Drive even shaving Trina's leg that both Alexis and I were disgusted with.
Driving with Beck
Beck was my second option of driving to school. Alexis stayed home with my mom after Trina's leg shaving made her sick. Unfortunately for me we have to drive with four Northridge girls who were really annoying me that I got into a fight with them.
Driving with Andre
Alexis got better after her sickness went away, and we drove with Andre unfortunately Andre's grandma was hiding in the backseat scaring Alexis, and putting oatmeal in my hands.
Driving with Robbie
The worst ride yet well for me while Alexis was okay with. Robbie was driving a pedal powered car that was really slow, slower than a tricycle, and a elderly woman. Alexis was still disturbed by Rex that she twisted his head so he wouldn't look at her. Almost thought she was going to throw him out of the pedal car. I hope Jade does better.
Driving with Jade
Boy did I regret this. Jade drove Alexis and I to the desert with a shovel in the backseat while she was singing a disturbing song that I realized that she was going to bury me so I just grabbed Alexis out and decided to walk all the way to daycare and school.
Riding with Cat, and everyone.
After I bailed on Cat who said that Alexis and I would have to deal with her brother screaming at trees and buses. Luckily her tap it app has a $20 coupon for a party bus. I begged Cat not to tell, but she did anyway that Alexis and I were on the party bus with Jade, Beck, Andre, Trina, Cat, Robbie, and Rex. We realized that our bus driver was former 90s rapper Dr. Rhapsody who put on a karaoke version of his one hit wonder. We began to sing, and dance to it.
"You know I flaunt ya
'cause girl I really want ya
Tori: And you lookin' nice
Got me cooler than a bag of ice
Now
All: Freeze, freeze, freeze
Trina: Now go!
Robbie: Drop it fast and move it real slow
All: Ohhh!
Girls: What?!
Trina: You smell so fruity
Andre: I'm a pirate and you're my booty
Robbie: Argh!
Beck: So move it in close
Robbie: And let me have my daily dose
(Girls: *Gasp*)
Andre (spoken): Girl, I've been thinking 'bout you, thinking 'bout me
Rex (spoken): What you think about it?
Cat: 5 fingaz to the face!
(Robbie: Eh, eh, reh, rew)
Cat: 5 fingaz to the face!
(Robbie: Woo, eh, eh, ehh)
Andre: Oh, it's like that
Tori: 5 fingaz to the face!
(Robbie: Yip, rih-pih-pih, reh rew)
Jade: 5 fingaz to the face!
(Robbie: Eh, eh, eh, ehh)
Beck: I love Martina
Boys: Vanessa and Georgina
Andre: It's a lady's choice
So I'm a make sure to make some noise!
Boys: Oh, oh, oh!
Robbie: And now we're sweatin'
Rex: Got my turbo engine revvin'
All: Vroom!
Jade: They stop and stare
All the haters think it's just not fair
Robbie: That I'm 6 foot 1 and I'm tons of fun!
Rex: And I'm about to put this club in gear
Andre: So fellas, grab a cup
(Boys: What!)
Rex: All my ladies, you know what's up
(Girls: Yeah!)
Robbie: Put your hands in the sky if you're feeling fly!
Beck and Andre: And tell me that you
(Girls: what!)
Andre: Cause I'm the man in charge!
Jade: And you know I'm living large!
Tori: I've got a big white house and a fancy yacht!
Trina: And garage full of classic cars
Tori (spoken): What you talking 'bout, boy?
Rex (spoken): Oh, calm down!
Cat (spoken): I know you don't think you can just come up in here and buy me!
Andre (spoken): C'mon!
Jade (spoken): You know what I got for you?
Cat: 5 fingaz to the face!
(Robbie: Eh, eh, reh, rew)
Cat: 5 fingaz to the face!
(Robbie: Woo, eh, eh, ehh)
Tori: 5 fingaz to the face!
(Robbie: Yip, rih-pih-pih, reh rew)
Girls: 5 fingaz to the face!
(Robbie: Eh, eh, eh, ehh)
(Beck: Yeah!)
All: Ohhh!
Cat: Word"
Well Alexis didn't sing all of it just certain ones with us at the same time, but at least we enjoyed the drive.