"Star Butterfly, future Queen of Mewni. What do you want?" Elegantly, Glossaryck bows to his liege, his voice turning from mystical to blunt as he frowns at his student.
"Look." Bored, Star points to the several grotesquely deformed narwhals that lay around Star's room, pools off eerie green liquids squirming around them.
"Okay, don't panic! I got the stain remover! You go start the car!" Glossaryck assures her as he picks up "Magic Stain Gone" bottle and gives Star car keys
"They're not dead. It's my spells. They're all messed up. See? Narwhal Blast! Narwhal Blast! Narwhal Blast! Narwhal Blast!" Tired, Star sighs stopping Glossaryck, who pours stain remover on a narwhal, causing its colours to fade as Star's wand creates more deformed narwhals that splat against the wall, green liquid oozing out of the pained creatures.
"Oh, you must stop. It's not your spells; it's your wand. You see, it's contaminated." Disgusted, Glossaryck stops her, his blue features turning a sickly green as he places his hand on his lips stopping the sudden rush of bile.
"Contamina... Whaa? How did that happen?" Lost, Star furrows her brow at Glossaryck.
"The only way to find out is to go into...your wand." Glossaryck informs her.
"Wait we can do that!?" Amazed, Star beams at the thought giddy.
"Of course. But we won't." Smoothly, he cuts off the giddy princess.
"Why not?" Disappointed, she frowns at him as he gets out of the Stainer remover.
"By decree of Moon the Undaunted, Queen of Mewni, you must be that tall to go on this ride." Blandly, Glossaryck recites as he squeezes the remover out of his beard and places his hand above Star showing the limit.
"Mother... Well, I, Star the Underestimated, future Queen of Mewni, hereby decree: Put me in my wand." Annoyed, Star orders as she approaches a mirror shutting the curtains around the device.
"...Okay. Now, there are some things, young lady, you need to know before we go inside." Casually, Glossaryck shrugs as pumped up, squeals excitedly, jumps up and down.
"'Kay!" Brightly, Star smiles as she seats herself on top of the book by Glossaryck's side, her boots eagerly bumping against each other.
"The wand is an extension of your..." Patiently, Glossaryck begins only to furrows his brow when his ears pick up her tapping feet together.
"Star, what are you doing? Are you—Are you going to listen to me or not?" Annoyed, Glossaryck questions her.
"Oh, sorry." Embarrassed, she curls in on herself placing her attention on Glossaryck eager to know more.
"As I was saying, the wand... is an extension of your memories. So you must find the thing that does not belong." Glossaryck reveals his backwards middle finger on right hand with polka-dotted nail polish.
"Find the thing that doesn't belong." Star rehearses back to him.
"Good. Are you ready?" He questions her.
"Maybe." Star shrugs.
"All right. We're inside." Glossaryck claps his hands.
"What? But we're still in my room." Confused, Star furrows her brow.
"We're in the memory of your room, inside of your wand." Glossaryck informs her.
"Whoa." Amazed, Star stares down at her now bare hands.
"Yes. From this point on, it's very, very important that you listen only to the sound of my voice and nothing else." Sternly, he warns Star just as the door creaks opens to reveal…
"Hey. Have you seen my hoodie?" Curious, Marco questions her.
"Hey Star have you seen my knife?" Smiling, Ash arrives surprising Star.
"Uh... I'm kind of in the middle of something with Glossaryck." Frowning, Star tells the two.
"No! No, Star! That is not Marco nor is that Ash. Only listen to the sound of my voice. Otherwise, we will be separated." Firmly, Glossaryck reminds her.
"Hey. Have you seen my hoodie?" Curious, Marco repeats.
"Hey Star have you seen my knife?" Smiling, Ash arrives again startling Star.
"Marco, Ash I told you. I am in the middle of something with Glossaryck..." Annoyed, Star tells the two turning back only to see Glossaryck is gone and gasps as she blinks next thing she knows, she finds herself in school.
"What? School? Okay, Glossaryck, nope. I'm not going to school... in my memory... my wand memory— Oof! What?" Frowning, Star looks behind her and sees a reflection of herself standing in front of the school.
"Right, right, right, right. This is one of those mind things. Where everywhere you go, there's school. School. School. School. School. School. School. Oof!" Pained, Star grimaces after bumping into a door only then for the school doors to open by themselves.
"School. I guess I'm going to school…" Frowning, Star decides for herself as she heads into school inside her wand. Quietly, Star roams through the hallway unaware of another version of Star racing through the hallway on top of King Butterfly's chair wearing Marco's hoodie. Silently, Star enters the school, and Marco's locker opens to reveal his hoodie.
"Whaaa...? That's Marco's. Well, this definitely doesn't belong! Over, under, around and through. Grab the little Mewni rabbit, pull him through. Oh, Glossaryck! I found the thing that doesn't belong! Beam me out! Or... beam me off! ...Uh, Glossaryck? Wait why's Marco got Ash's knife she loves this thing. Weird…maybe Maroc was trying to open that jar again…don't get why he can't ask Ash or me," Rambling, Star mutters to herself happily taking the knife as she ties the hoodie around her similar to red riding hood, that is until her nose perks up at the warm enthralling smell tempting her into the cafeteria, until her ears perk up at the sound of bleating.
"Hello?" Surprised, Star sees hamburgers on a conveyor belt.
"Oh, burger time. Don't mind if I do. Mmm. Memory burger." Pleased, Star smiles as she bites into the hamburger following the conveyer belt of hamburgers until her eyes wide as she gets into the kitchen section to find a short, chubby pig/goat hybrid with purple fur, indigo mane, pink cloven hooves, browny, orangy, yellowy horns, and dark red eyes. He has a scar over his left eye, arrows embedded in his body, and a pink diamond bearing his name around his neck. Struggling, he runs on the conveyor belt in the opposite direction to avoid falling in the oven.
"Oh, no!" Panicked, Star rushes over to the pigoat's side saving him from falling into the oven and turning into his burger brethren as it bleats in thanks.
"You're welcome! Who're you? "Lil Chauncey". Lil Chauncey Chauncey? Like, my mom's Lil Chauncey? I'm pretty sure you died on the battlefield, mister!" Perkily, Star wrpas her arm around the pig goat. Smiling, Star and Lil Chauncey leave the cafeteria together.
"Let's get you out of here. Hey, Glossaryck! I think I found the thing that doesn't belong! My mom's pig-goat!" Loudly, Star calls out only to cry out in shock as she is tripped by said pig goat.
"Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey! That's my boot! That's my boot! Hey! Hey!" Lil Chauncey bites Star's boot, making her fall as she squeaks in surprise as she is dragged almost until her shoe is pulled off as victorious, Lil Chauncey breaks into Principal Skeeves' office and sits in King Butterfly's chair.
"Hey, you! Gimme back my boot!" Frowning, Star grabs boot out of Chauncey's mouth. And get down! Sitting like a person. My father would be furious if he caught you sitting in his ch— Oh, Papa!" Smiling, Star lunges and hugs the chair. "I love you so much. I definitely found the thing now. Can you come and pick me up from school please?" Politely, Star requests pressing the ruby red button to activate the speaker sonly then to make Star grimace at the sound.
"Aah! What is that?" Star and Lil Chauncey look out the office window and see Butterfly Castle on the school football field.
"That definitely doesn't belong. Let's go get it." Determined, Star picks up a fishing pole on Principal Skeeves' wall and a half-eaten burger. She attaches the burger to the fishing lure and hooks horse reins up to Lil Chauncey and King Butterfly's chair. Using the burger, Star uses Chauncey to pull her forward.
"Move out, Lil Chauncey! Hyaaah!" Star orders Lil Chauncey as they race through the hallway, past the corridor with Marco's locker.
"Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!" Startled, Star and Lil Chauncey back up, and Star sees a past version of herself enter the school.
"Hey!" Perkily, past Star greets her.
"Uh... hey." Awkwardly, Star says herself back.
"Where are you headed?" Intrigued, past Star enquires.
"Well, I was just going to the foo-fo... football field and Mewni Castle— Wait a minute! Who are you?" Warily, Star demands from her.
"I'm Star Butterfly!"
"Nuh-uh, you're not." Swiftly, Star rejects.
"Did you find the thing that doesn't belong?" Intrigued, Past Star inquires.
"Not exactly... I mean, I found Marco's hoodie, Ash's knife and then my dad's chair, and... Lil Chauncey here. Wait a minute. Why are there two of us here?" Lost, Star questions her placing Lil Chauncey back down as it bleats.
"Didn't Glossaryck tell you? If you're inside your wand too long, all your new memories become your old memories until eventually your current timeline is overwritten by the future versions of yourself, like me! Star Butterfly!" Happily, Past Star informs Star making her blues dilate at the horrific truth.
"Wait... so, you're gonna replace me?" Scared, Star whispers.
"Yeah! But don't worry. You'll never know the difference." Laughing, Past Star smirks.
"...I gotta go!" Star turns her back to her other self as she orders Lil Chauncey to go on ahead. Present Star and Lil Chauncey take off again down the hall.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you. Stay out of my timeline. Thanks!" Threateningly, Star growls at her copy, her tone turning sickly sweet as she leaves her past self to focus on the future.
"Fine. I'll just get my own timeline. Moody…" Huffing, her past self grumbles, unaware of a familiar blonde approaching from behind.
"I guess I'm going to school. Hey!"
Determined, Star and Lil Chauncey race down the football field toward Butterfly Castle only for her eyes to widen when she peers behind her to see another version of herself chasing after her.
"Hello!" Jovial, her other self-greets her.
"Go away!" Annoyed, she orders only for her bleus to dilate further in horror when other past versions of Star appear behind the first past Star.
"Hello!"
"Hello!"
"Hello!"
"Hello!"
"Hey, girl!"
"Okay..." Frowning, Star and Lil Chauncey enter the castle, and the door closes behind them.
"Oh! Stop! Stop-stop-stop-stop-stop! Whoa... This is the Grandma Room. Oh, I haven't been in here since I was a little baby." Sneakily, Lil Chauncey eats the burger on the end of Star's fishing pole, and she falls over.
"Are you nuts?!" Frowning, Star pulls hamburger out of Chauncey's mouth and tosses it away. "There's no eating in the Grandma Room! You'll get crumbs everywhere!" Sternly, Star scolds the pig goat only to squeak back at the loud thud and clanking, and the ceiling skylight opens, casting the curious light shining down upon the tapestries looming over the youngest member of the Butterfly clan.
"Oh, no-no-no. We got burger juice on the wall rug, Chauncey." Worried, Star removes the burger from the tapestry only then for a gust of wind to blow up from under her.
"Oh, no! We're gonna die!" Panicked, Star gasps as pedestals rise up out of the floor, including one under Star's feet. She jumps off the pedestal, and it lights up.
"Celena the Shy? Ohhh! Great-Great-Grandma Shy! "What hides behind the golden fan, the hand does sweetly hold. A trove of cosmic secrets that never will be told." Don't be shy! You can tell me! Right, Chauncey? Chauncey?" Gently, Star whispers smiling softly at the image of her relative, a fan shielding her features as numerous suitors wait at her beck and call.
Casually, Lil Chauncey is about to pee on Solaria the Monster Carver's tapestry.
"No, no-no-no-no-no! Get a hold of yourself, Chauncey!" Urgently, Star rushes over to him and picks up Lil Chauncey who oinks as curious, Star perks up as the lighting shaped pedestal lights up.
"Solaria the Monster Carver. A castle stormed is a hero born with might as strong as steel. Kneels the void before her and the crushing force she wields." Star's blues look up at the mighty warrior screaming mid swing, her sword wand baring a ruby red light as bloods of pained monsters cry out on the tapestry are displayed as the mighty warrior releases her battle cry.
"Chauncey, come back!" Concerned, Star chases after the piggoat only to come across another one of her relative's tapestries.
"Oh Eclipsa, Queen of Mewni, to a Mewman king was wed. But took a monster for her love and away from Mewni fled." Bad girl." Smiling, Star smirks up at the woman perched on her husband's arm, an umbrella wand in her hand. She smiles at the portrait only for her eyes to widen at the one by its side as she then turns to the pedestal shaped as a star, lighting up.
"Oooh! I know this princess she's my favourite. It's princess Nova…Nova the lawful." Happily, Star smiles turning to said piggoat. Amazed, she looks up at the tapestry showing her one of her many relatives but also one of the few she had earnestly read.
Pushed into a messy war
Allowed the Butterfly to finally soar
With her lover she made a choice
Over the complexities of Mewni's voice
With secrets untold,
Her legacy would soon unfold…
"Huh something seems different…" Frowning, Star mutters uncertainty laced in her tone.
Proudly, the woman stood on the battlefield, back straight as she wields her staff, raised in the air as sparkles, glimmers, lines of silver spew out from the staff orb raised, where within the purple blue and pink orb lies slumbering a galaxy is inside.
The woman raises her staff to the air, a look of pain in her features. She wears a snow white steel plate of armour, a tailcoat suit of armour, diamond accents of sea green and red etched into her silver battle attire as she wears a snow white cape with inside glimmers of stars reside within the void of the pink, blue and purple, galaxy accents inside her cape. Her sea green glare at the battlefield of both monster and solarian warriors as she seems to be releasing a spell of sorts…her ruby red locks are tied into a low ponytail, with two framing strands of ruby red flowing down, her long locks tied into a ponytail by a plaited braid, her olive features gleaming as her yellow stars shine from the power of magic.
"What is it, boy? What'd you find?" Curious, Star questions her as she points her snout to the tapestry of another relative of hers…
"Awww, that's you, isn't it? Before you died. That means this is Mom's tapestry! Get off!" Star pushes Lil Chauncey off of Moon the Undaunted's pedestal, and it lights up.
"The immortal monster will long be haunted by the darkest spell of Moon the Undaunted. My mom fought Toffee?" Stunned, Star gasps at the sight of the shocked looking Toffee wearing battle armour as he falls from the scowling Moon, looking similar to Star only with blue hair and diamond marks on her cheeks alongside the metal armour dress she wears.
A spinning wheel near Star starts spinning thread by itself and sews Glossaryck into Star's incomplete tapestry. Struggling, Glossaryck pulls himself out of the tapestry.
"Glossaryck! You're back!" Relieved, Star smiles at the sight of him.
"Oh! Do you have any idea how difficult that was?" Glossaryck demands from her heaving.
"Sorry. Moody." Star huffs.
"No, no. It's fine. And-and did you find the thing that doesn't belong?" Glossaryck questions her.
"Well, I found Marco's hoodie, Ash's knife and my dad's chair and Lil Chauncey over there." Star points over to Lil Chauncey, who pulls a tapestry off the wall, and it falls on top of him.
"But all these things... belong in my memories. Hey Glossaryck, can I ask you something?" Shyly, Star questions him her fingertips gently combing through her ruby red hood. She looks up at the princess Nova, her brow furrowed at the odd sense of familiarity as she picks up on at the sight of princess Nova but brushes it aside.
"Well my job is to guide and instruct you so sure shoot." Casually, Glossaryck shrugs.
"Princess Nova what was she like?" Curious, Star enquires.
"Hm? Why do you ask?" Glossaryck furrows his brow.
"I just…I remember mum telling me so many stories of her, mum was so animated it's the most I had ever seen her be and I was wondering I mean you taught her." Sheepishly, Star sighs.
"That I did. And you're not wrong your mom may hide it but your mother looked up to Queen Nova. She even incorporated one of her own spells into it." Glossaryck informs Star.
"Really which one?" Surprised, Star raises a brow.
"Her sword spell I believe, your mother would often use." Solemnly, Glossaryck exclaims.
"Seriously? My mum liked Nova that much?" Amazed, Star whispers.
"She was Queen Moon's favourite, her mother…would often tell her the tales of Nova the lawful…" Sadly, Glossaryck whispers pain etched into his tone.
"What did you think of her?" Fascinated, Star enquires.
"Me? She was clumsy, she second guessed herself too much and could never make a decision for herself without doubting herself." Bluntly, Glossaryck explains.
"What really?" Startled, Star gasps.
"Star she made a spell in order to talk to herself to see if this decision she made was right. She used it to see if she should choose to have a snookers peanut or toffee flavour. That was before, at times she could be paranoid to a point of which he had to calm her down but…" Glossaryck trails off.
"But what?" Star prompts.
"She was the best of them all. She listened to me, she asked me questions, she was kind, smart and cared for everyone's opinion. She could make some mean pudding too heh…we didn't even talk about magic sometimes, sometimes we would just chat. I suppose I considered her a friend more than a queen." Honestly, he confesses to Star, her bleus widening at the genuine honesty and sorrow in his tone.
"You miss her, don't you?" Gently, Star whispers.
"Each and every day. But Star listen to me. Did you see yourself?" Sternly, he questions her.
"Uh-huh..." Star confirms.
"All right. That's not good. That's not good. We gotta get out of here. Step into my eyeball. I... Y-Yes, that's what I said. Come on. Hop in." Glossaryck opens his eye once more.
"Wait! But I-I didn't fix my wand!" Star argues only then for the sound of ripping fabric to alert them both who turn to find Moon's tapestry having been ripped out, a lone figner laying silently on the ground, making Star's eyes widen at Toffee's severed finger, which tears off of Moon the Undaunted's tapestry and falls onto the floor.
"That's the thing that doesn't belong!" Surprised, Star gasps.
"That's the thing that doesn't belong!" Past star's voice echoes in the room as Star and twelve past versions of herself stand in a circle around the finger.
"Star! We've gotta go now! Get into my eye!" Urgently, he calls out to her. Quickly, Star runs toward the finger as her past versions race toward it. Star dives toward the finger and grabs it. Sharply, she gasps her blues dilating at the brief flickers of images of Toffee, Eclipsa, Nova and the cracked star crystal flashes.
"All right, that's it!" Glossaryck dives at her as everything goes black…
"Floating in Star's bedroom, Glossaryck's giant eyeball appears with a pop and spits Star out on the floor. Exhausted, Glossaryck's body appears around his eyeball, and he falls to the floor.
"Oh! Boy, that hurt." Groaning, Glossaryck complains.
"Ugh... Pupil juice. Glossaryck." Disgusted, Star stares at her stained attire as her horns pop the bubble around her only to gasp as she turns to said male.
"What?" Glossaryck questions her, unaware of his stretched eye.
"I think we did it." Victoriously, Star smiles showing the wand and finger.
"Yeah. That's kinda gross. Let's get rid of it." Grossed out, Glossaryck advises her. Lazily, Star tosses Toffee's finger into her secrets closet.
"Uh... That's not exactly what I meant." Frowning, Glossaryck tells her but it falls to deaf ears as exhausted, Star sits down by his side on the spellbook, mentally exhausted.
"You know what? I think my mom was right. I'm not tall enough to go on this ride." Honestly, Star explains exhausted.
"I'm not tall enough to go on any ride. But I've been on them all." Gently, he confesses to her sitting by her side.
"Your, uh... Your eyeball... is, uh... falling out a little bit…" Meekly, Star smiles as she points at Glossaryck's stretched eyeball.
"Oh, thanks. Thank you. Let me just, uh... You gonna test out that wand?" Curious, Glossaryck asks her.
"I think I've had enough magic for one day." Tired, Star tells him.
"Hey. Have you seen my hoodie?" Curious, Marco peers in only to scream as Star shoots Marco with a Narwhal Blast, and a healthy narwhal falls on top of him.
"Hey Star…hah! Okay bad time to ask…I'll come by later…" Strained, Ash smiles laughing at the sight of the groaning Marco…
*Would love to know what you thought of this episode guys? Whether that be theories, ideas or your thoughts would love to know them!*
