#431: Glameow

Type: Normal

Average penis length/design: 4 inch, barbed

When happy, Glameow will demonstrate beautiful displays using its tail, much like a ribbon. However, if Glameow is feeling needy, like if its trainer hasn't fed it yet, then Glameow is not afraid to display this by sinking its claws into its trainer.

The same can be said during mating, male Glameow will often sink their claws into their mate to hold them down and stimulate their mate even more. Since female Glameow like to mate on their back, they will usually respond to this by sinking their claws into their mate. Glameow mates can often be seen with claw marks on each other.

Male Glameow are capable of smelling out a female in heat from a mile away, and before mating the male Glameow will usually show itself off by making an exotic display with its tail.


#432: Purugly

Type: Normal

Average penis length/design: 9 inch, barbed

When in danger, Purugly can make itself look beefier by clenching its waist with its twin tails. If a Purugly finds a nest that it deems comfortable, be it another Pokmeon's nest or not or even if it already contains eggs, it will gladly claim that nest as its own.

Purugly don't even bother with showing some kind of display when courting, they pretty much have a 'fuck me/you first, ask questions later' mentality that can lead to them having some rather wild mates. If Purugly is not satisfied with its mate's performance, then Purugly will slash its face and move on to the next mate.

Female Purugly often don't even look after their young much after hatching, they pretty much just raise them for a week then take off to look for a new mate. Male Purugly, on the other hand, will stay longer until their offspring at least has a basic grasp on survival, but then will leave as well.


#433: Chingling

Type: Psychic

Average penis length/design: 3 inch, head ribbon design, jingling balls

Chingling have an orb inside their mouth that makes a jingling sound every time Chingling bounces. When in danger, Chingling will let out a high frequency cry to lower its foe's defenses so Chingling can make its escape.

Much like Kricketot, the sound from different Chingling tend to vary in pitch, frequency, and volume and all Chingling have their preferences, so it only makes sense that Chingling pick mates based on the sound that that Chingling makes. When two Chingling really like the sound that each other make, they pretty much instantly fall for each other and tend to get to mating rather quickly.

Cingling's testicles actually jingle as they move, the sound is a lot more faint but it does add to the experience while mating. When pregnant, female Chingling tend to make their sound a lot more so the baby inside can get used to their mother's sound and be able to know who their mother is after hatching.


#434: Stunky

Type: Poison/Dark

Average penis length/design: 5 inch, tapered

When in danger, Stunky release a strong, foul smelling fluid from their rear as they make their escape. Stunky's stench can be smelled for a mile away and tends to linger for 24 hours.

If you are ever in the presence of two Stunky courting, then you may want need a gas mask or better yet you might as well just run, because Stunky pick a mate based on their stench. Courting Stunky will often give each other a very light spray of their stench and, if both of them like each other's stench, then those Stunky will go right for each other.

Now, of course, if you thought that two courting Stunky was a smelly show, then mating is even worse. Most Stunky tend to lose control while mating and end up spraying their fluid at a fast rate, and when it's two combined Stunky then, well, you'll likely be able to smell it 3 days later.


#435: Skuntank

Type: Poison/Dark

Average penis length/design: 8 inch, tapered

While the fluid that Stunky releases from it's tail may be nose clenching, Skuntank's fluid is even worse. Skuntank's fluid has a smell range of up to 160 feet and the longer the fluid has had to fester, the worse it smells.

Hardly any other Pokémon can even think of mating with Skuntank due to this vile stench, the few exceptions being Pokémon that already smell terrible like Weezing or Muk. Obviously Skuntank uses its stench as a tactic for fending off enemies, but it also uses it as a courting mechanism as Skuntank very much enjoy their own and each other's stench.

Skuntank tend to lose control of the sphincter that holds in their stench while mating, so Skuntank will often clear out anything in a 200 foot range during mating and the stench will often linger for about 5 days starting from the point where Skuntank mated. Skuntank eggs are often coated in their stench to fend of predators.


#436: Bronzor

Type: Steel/Psychic

Average penis length/design: N/A

It's said that the symbol on Bronzor's back is in indication of mysterious powers, powers that Bronzor have had since ancient times. Bronzor can be found in ancient tombs and are often thought to reflect like a mirror.

Bronzor reproduce by releasing a large amount of psychic power upon metal plates and discs to bring life to them and make more Bronzor. However, since Bronzor aren't as tuned with their psychic powers, they can only do this once a year and to one plate at a time.

While Bronzor don't reproduce sexually, they do have a way to give each other pleasure by rubbing the 6 metal balls that surround their face together.


#437: Bronzong

Type: Steel/Psychic

Average penis length/design: N/A

In ancient times, villagers would consider Bronzong to be a giver of rain to help crops grow, the tale being that if Bronzong rings its bell body, then rain will soon come. Today, Bronzong can be found buried deep into the ground.

Much like Bronzor, Bronzong reproduce by ringing themselves at a very particular frequency, emitting a lot of psychic power upon metal discs and plates, even old round shields. Difference is that Bronzong can to this as much as it wishes, especially if they hadn't already done so before evolving.

Bronzong can give pleasure to each other by placing the hollow ends of their bottoms together and lowering the ball inside, rubbing them together.


#438: Bonsly

Type: Rock

Average penis length/design: 2 inch, bulbous, green end

Bonsly live in arid areas and will often leak fluids from their eye sockets to adjust moisture levels, making it look like Bonsly is crying. When in danger, Bonsly will often dig a small hole in the ground, making them look like a sprouting bonsai tree.

As mentioned previously, baby Pokémon like Bonsly are taught about mating at a very early age, especially since Bonsly and Sudowoodo are so rare and therefore need to keep the population going. To make themselves look more appealing, Bonsly may rub the green balls on top of their head in mud to make them shinier and smoother.

For safety, Bonsly will often mate in a small hole underground, making it look like the base of the tree is thrusting towards the other, shedding tears into the ground as they go. Due to their size, female Bonsly can only lay one egg at a time.


#439: Mime Jr.

Type: Psychic/Fairy

Average penis length/design: 1 ½ inch, blue, tapered

Mime Jr. confuse opponents by mimicking them to perfection before wasting no time making their escape. By mimicking others, Mime Jr. can form an emotional attachment to them and understand their feelings.

Mime Jr.'s mimicking is also part of their strategy for enticing a mate. Mime Jr. will mimic a potential mate for a bit, developing an emotional attachment and being able to tell exactly what its mate likes and dislikes.

Mime Jr. will often act like other Pokémon while mating to add personal and kinky flares. So Mime Jr. may act like, say, a canine Pokémon and mate the way they would or act like a Pineco and mate while hanging off of a tree. However Mime Jr. decides to mate, it is certainly a fun time.


#440: Happiny

Type: Normal

Average penis length/design: 2 inch, tapered

Happiny carry around an egg shaped stone in the pouch on their stomach, imitating Chansey, and may give the rock to friends. Happiny have the natural ability to bring joy and happiness to whoever it meets.

Happiny may have a very happy and joyous appearance, but they actually like to get down and dirty when they mate. Happiny will often put their oval stone to the side for safety as they roll around in the dirt and fuck their little brains out.

Before mating, Happiny will often give each other their stone to see if they like how it feels in each other's pouch.


#441: Chatot

Type: Normal/Flying

Average penis length/design: 2 ½ inch, tapered

To help avoid battle, Chatot will often mimic the cries of other Pokémon to make them think that Chatot is one of them. Chatot are also capable of learning human words and if a group of Chatot get together then they will all learn the same saying.

To court, Chatot will sing a special song in human speech to a potential mate and, since it's coming from anther Pokémon's mouth, that other Pokémon can understand Chatot perfectly and decide if they like what it is saying.

Chatot are pretty simple birds who like to mate in hollowed out holes in trees, but they do tend to get pretty loud while mating. At their climax, someone 2 miles away can hear Chatot's cry as it achieves orgasm.


#442: Spiritomb

Type: Ghost/Dark

Average penis length/design: Unknown

Spiritomb is composed of 108 spirits, and as it is revealed that Spriritomb do have a gender, it's safe to assume that all of the spirits are of the same gender. 500 years ago, Spiritomb was banished away in a keystone for causing misdeeds.

No one has ever actually seen Spiritomb reproduce, especially since all of them are found via a keystone, but one can think that Spiritomb come together when 108 spirits of the same timeline and of basically the same set of mind come together and create it.

Spiritomb do have a way of pleasuring themselves by mixing its spirits around and making them touch in a way that makes all of Spiritomb feel good.


And I will stop there.

Thanks for reading up to this point if you have. The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Gible, Munchlax, Riolu and more so stay tuned.

Bye!