"Guys," Takeda cried, "please be well behaved." He put a hand on Hinata's shoulder. "Let's show our pro heroes what Class A is all about!" He sniffed, tears pouring out of his eyes.

Coach pulled Takeda behind him. "Sorry about that, guys. He easily gets emotional." He straightened up so he would seem intimidating. "Don't screw up out there!"

"Yes, sir!" the class answered in unison.

Hinata looked at Tobio. "We're on Train Four, leaving in a couple of minutes."

"Oh, same with me and Tsukki," Yamaguchi told them. "Let's get some seats together."

Nothing happened on the first half of the train ride there, besides Hinata nearly throwing up on Tobio's crotch. They, of course, avoided the situation by yelling until Hinata passed out through his sickness.

"Idiot," Tobio muttered, letting the redhead rest on his lap. He looked up at Yamaguchi, who had a sleeping Tsukishima on his shoulder. "How much longer is this train ride?"

"I think about another hour," Yamaguchi answered, resting his hand on top of Tsukishima's thigh.

Tobio looked between the two boys while fluffing around Hinata's orange hair. "So, what is going on between you two?"

Yamaguchi immediately turned red. "I don't know what you mean."

"It's been weeks, Yamaguchi," Tobio explained. "You and Tsukishima had been spending a lot of time together. And Goshiki keeps acting weird around you two, too."

"What are you insinuating?" Yamaguchi asked.

"Insinu...ating?" Tobio sounded out. He wasn't good at big words.

"It means what are you assuming about me?"

"Oh," Tobio said. "I'm insinu-whatevering that you and Tsukishima might be getting into trouble or something."

Yamaguchi sighed and smiled, seemingly out of relief. "No, no, Tsukki and I are just hanging out."

Tobio nodded slowly. "Uh-huh."

"What about you, though?"

Tobio blinked. "What?"

Yamaguchi's smile took on a mischievous air. "You and Hinata. You're hanging out a lot recently."

Tobio swallowed, his face growing more and more hot by the second. "We hang out, it's a normal, friendly thing."

"So, neither of you have confessed yet?" Yamaguchi's smile became more mean spirited. "Does Hinata know you like him?"

"You're the worst when Tsukishima's not around, you know that?" Tobio growled, still fluffing Hinata's hair.

Yamaguchi shrugged gently so as to not let Tsukishima fall off of his shoulder. "You know, if you don't confess soon, he'll get swooped up by someone prettier."

Tobio screwed up his face. "How are you giving advice when you're not in a relationship?"

Yamaguchi blushed again. "No, we're talking about you."

"Actually, I'd rather just stop talking," Tobio said, ending the conversation. This hour is going to take forever, he thought.

A/N: Good writing? Not here. Shipping? Oh absolutely. Hotel? Trivago.