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"Etty or even Retta" Ianto tried saying to himself, still trying but once Jack got home and gushed while Ianto was still getting his jacket off it was all over rover.

"Harry, what an awesome name for a little girl. We've not had a Harry before" Ton was saying as Ianto entered the kitchen and slumped, not even glaring at Jack as he knew Curtis had used it at least once before they left. Jack had done it and Ianto knew it would be interesting to find out what a little Harry girl might grow to be with such a name.

"Like a man named Sue!" Imp said, Ton freezing in the doorway to slowly turn and stare at him.

"You mean, Me and You and a dog balled Blue, right?"

"A Man named Sue… TONNY! Oh no, come on… let's find that Cash Album. I cannot believe you've not heard that one, it's classic."

Jack wandered after them and soon roars of mirth were heard as they listened to the song of a man named Sue. Gods, Ianto knew this was going to start a trend of calling their pets opposite sex names and he looked at the little puppies wobbling about in the pen with a soft smile, relieved at least they had already been named and not cursed with the madness about to sweep across the land.

Harry. Sweet little Harry. Yes, Ianto had to admit it.

He was going to use it too.

"Taddy?"

"Yes Hawkeye?"

"When can we have a party for her?" Hawk asked with glee "I want to dance for her. I have a special one I am working on."

Hawk then proceeded to do his best 'electrocution' dance as taught to him by Owen at some stage and Ianto stood with wide eyes as the child went totally insane, almost falling over.

"Wow." Ianto said slowly "I would never have expected that. I bet her eyes almost fall out of her little head with that display of amazing skill. I … ah… I almost don't have words."

Hawk waltzed off with his arms out from his body, totally pumped up and amazing… Ianto left there blinking slowly then looking over at the puppies lined up along the pen with their own little eyes still bugging out as well.

OK.

Nothing knew then… still a bloody madhouse.

Whatever… Harry.

Ianto hummed as he watched Captain Kitty Hawk descend the staircase with his cape flying, rushing to inform the village of the new member… as if everyone didn't know already.

Gods… Ianto could not wait to squish her.