A thought comes to my mind. "Anybody got a glove?"
Harry cocks his head. "What are you planning Hermione?"
"I'm making this shit official."
One of the twins transfigures a napkin into a glove. "Thank you."
Taking a deep breath I walk towards the Ravenclaw table, glove in hand.
"Here to praise how awesome I am Granger?"
"No," I say, "I'm here for retribution."
I slap him with the glove. I hear at least two people gasp.
"I challenge you to a duel."
Now there are more gasps going around the Hall.
Terry holds his cheek dramatically. "Is that so?"
"Miss Granger!"
"I accept!"
"Mister Boot!"
We both ignore the raging faculty.
