A thought comes to my mind. "Anybody got a glove?"

Harry cocks his head. "What are you planning Hermione?"

"I'm making this shit official."

One of the twins transfigures a napkin into a glove. "Thank you."

Taking a deep breath I walk towards the Ravenclaw table, glove in hand.

"Here to praise how awesome I am Granger?"

"No," I say, "I'm here for retribution."

I slap him with the glove. I hear at least two people gasp.

"I challenge you to a duel."

Now there are more gasps going around the Hall.

Terry holds his cheek dramatically. "Is that so?"

"Miss Granger!"

"I accept!"

"Mister Boot!"

We both ignore the raging faculty.