Men in Black and DC crossover

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing read last chapter and read Velgamidragon's We Are the Men in Black.)

"Hattori-san?" Conan looked confused and surprised when he saw the woman in the kimono standing at the entrance of the warehouse not looking happy and having a sword at her waist.

"Conan-kun! It's so nice to see you again! What are you doing here?" Shizuka Hattori asked smiling brightly at the boy who her son seemed to really like in a sibling way.

"I could ask you the same thing." Conan said sweatdropping a bit while Heizo gave the boy a nod.

"Merlot." Gin however walked up behind Conan and gave the woman a respectful bow.

"Edward! Look at you! Last time I saw you, you had just started bulking up a bit and were chasing Rum around the headquarters trying to shoot him in the ass." Shizuka said smiling brightly at the silver haired man who scowled and blushed a bit while she swept forward and pulled him into a quick hug.

"Wait…Merlot? You're Merlot!?" Conan asked gaping at the woman who glanced down at him and nodded his head.

"Baa-chan and Jiji and Aunty would tell me stories about you growing up!" Conan said looking gobsmacked as he tried to reconcile the Shizuka Hattori he knew with the Merlot he was told about when he was little.

"Conan-kun…" Heizo said and Conan furrowed his brow as he stared at the man.

"So that makes you her NOC husband Cognac…did you really ask her what a beautiful woman like her was doing in an organization like that when you met her?" Conan asked and Heizo scowled slightly in embarrassment while Gin snorted and Shizuka giggled.

"He did but how do you know about that? It's very much before your time Conan-kun." Shizuka asked and Conan smirked.

"Apparently both of my grandfathers work for the MiB, although only one of them knows about me. He was there when it happened and Aunty thought it was hilarious. Then again baa-chan was there too." Conan said smirking and then he glanced up at her again.

"And since you are MiB then that means it's probably safe for you to know that I'm actually Shinichi Kudo just smaller." Conan said and Shizuka and Heizo both stared at him for a moment before looking at each other.

"Heiji already knows." It wasn't a question but Conan nodded anyways.

"Heiji-nii-chan…I'm sorry it's a habit by now, he figured it out after the second case we were on together. He probably wouldn't have if he didn't think to give an apparent six year old some hard liquor to help with a cold but things happen." Conan said shrugging his shoulders and Shizuka froze for a moment at that.

"He did what?" Shizuka asked an odd tone to her voice.

"I had a cold when he came to visit and he had some Chinese liquor with him, he gave me some to help with my cold and since I am in the body of a six year old that small cup was enough to get me more than a bit tipsy." Conan said and Shizuka glanced up at her husband.

"Heiji is grounded." Shizuka scowled slightly before Gin stepped forward and opened up the warehouse doors.

"Everyone already here?" Gin asked and there were a chorus of calls while the others entered the doors behind him.

"Sherry?! What the hell happen ta ya?!" Chianti asked, her Irish accent thick as she near screeched that.

"I shrunk of course." Sherry's voice was calm and Chianti echoed the 'of course' in disbelief but then her eyes landed on the other tiny figure.

"Shin-chan?!" Chianti definitely screeched that as she dashed forward and picked Conan up while he sighed heavily, although Gin and Sherry both looked surprised by her reaction.

"Hi Aunt Sinead." Conan said sighing while Chianti had him lifted up in her hands as she stared at him in disbelief and shock but it quickly turned to glee.

"You're tiny again! This is going to be great!" Chianti said grinning widely until she was whacked upside the head by Korn who had sped walked over with a polite nod to Merlot.

"Sinead." Korn only said her name but Chianti pouted a bit and held Conan close.

"Come on papa look at him! He's tiny and cute again! He's even got his big round eyes again!" Chianti said while Sherry and Gin were gaping, and more than a few other agents milling about were stunned at hearing Chianti call Korn papa.

"I see this. But put him down. He is still seventeen." Korn said calmly and Conan looked relieved while Chianti whined a bit but set her nephew down.

"Thanks Jiji." Conan said and Korn patted his head.

"Don't thank me yet. Just wait until everything calms down. I don't think I can stop Sinead from trying to spoil you if I wanted to." Korn said smirking slightly and Conan gave another heavy sigh.

"She's as bad as kaa-san and baa-chan are. Speaking of which, baa-chan should be joining us soon with some secret weapons against Pandora." Conan said glancing at Vodka who nodded and moved towards the door, although he kept Kir close.

"Hidemi-chan." Merlot immediately made her way to Hidemi and put a hand on the girls shoulder.

"Aunt Merlot." Hidemi said smiling slightly at seeing her aunt figure who gave her a sad smile.

"I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. I didn't learn about what happened to you or Ethan-kun until an hour ago. I got here as soon as I could." Merlot said softly and Hidemi flinched a bit but nodded her head, not meeting the older womans eyes.

"Does anyone here know the truth?" Merlot asked her voice quiet and Hidemi nodded.

"My fiance Koji, codename Vodka, Gin and Sherry all know. I think Korn knows too but if he does he never said anything." Hidemi said and she relaxed a bit when Merlot pulled her into a hug.

"Kudo your grandfather and aunt are Korn and Chianti!?" Sherry was demanded answers from Conan however, because this was definitely not in his file or she would have known.

"Yeah on my dad's side." Conan said shrugging his shoulders as if it were obvious.

"That's the main reason I was in the archives so much going over files. We noticed that there was forgery in Chianti and Korns files as well as the files of Yukiko Kudo and Yusaku Kudo. His file was completely fake so I was going through and seeing who else's files were tampered with." Kir said and Gin winced a bit, recalling how suspicious and paranoid her being in the archives had made him on top of everything else. Turns out she had a very good reason.

"So who are the last few people we're waiting on?" James Black asked raising an eyebrow and making Conan and Sherry both smirk a bit.

"Grey Goose is that you? My you've gotten older since I last saw you." Merlot called looking surprised at the sight of the man who chuckled while Camel, Akai, and Jodie all jolted at the name she used.

"And you are as beautiful as ever Merlot. Although it looks like Cognac isn't as hot headed as he used to be since he hasn't punched me for saying that." James Black said chuckling and Heizo scowled slightly while Shizuka laughed.

"Oh yes he's calmed down greatly and is in much better control of his temper now. But to think that they even called you in and restored your memories…" Shizuka trailed off and James shook his head.

"They didn't have to restore my memories. The neuralyzers weren't too well developed when I left back to the FBI full time so the effects had been wearing off for years now, they just came back in full force after I was back in Japan investigating the 'Black Organization' with some of my subordinates." James said chuckling slightly and Shizuka frowned at this.

"Hm. That is something. I can only presume that this has already been noticed and steps have been taken?" Shizuka asked but she directed her question to Hidemi who nodded her head.

That's when a knock was at the door and Vodka opened it warily.

"Wakasa-sensei?" Conan didn't recognize the man who entered but he did recognize the woman.

"Hello there Conan-kun! Or should I call you Shinichi-kun? Either way thank you for watching after Shiho-chan for me!" The woman said and Akai's cigarette had fallen out of his mouth while Gin and a few other agents mouths were gaping slightly. Including Vodka.

"Nee-san!" Sherry immediately ran over to the woman who smiled at her and lifted her up.

"Shiho-chan! I never get over how tiny and cute you are like this!" Rumi said making Sherry blush but scowl while Akai took a shaky step forward.

"A…Akemi?" His voice was a whisper that traveled through the building while Hidemi was staring at the man in stunned disbelief and shock.

"O…Otou-san?" Hidemi's voice was shaky as she stared at him while both of the secret weapons smiled.

"Hi there Dai. I guess I should call you Shu-chan huh?" Akemi asked with a mischievous smile and a glint in her eyes.

"Hey there princess. How's my baby girl?" Ethan Hondou asked with a kind smile while Hidemi's eyes watered.