[Les Claypool]
I'm goin' down to South Park, going to have myself a time.
[Kyle and Stan]
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
[Les Claypool]
Goin' down to South Park, going to leave my woes behind.
[Eric Cartman]
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"
[Les Claypool]
Headin' on up to South Park going to see if I can't unwind.
[Tweek Tweak & Butters]
Our town is bigger, dammit, right down to the little granite.
[Les Claypool]
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.
(Hell's pass Hospital, New South park)
Tweek and his mother waited in the lobby till the same doctor who had operated on Tweek a week earlier came to them.
"Ah, it's the Tweak family, here again so soon?" Dr. Pashia asked sarcastically.
Ellen Tweak glared at the Doctor.
"Doctor, can you tell me if my Husband is ok?" Ellen said while trying her best to hold in her anger.
"Yes, he's fine. He has a broken leg and sprained arm and a few cuts and buses, but other than that, he's okay."
Ellen and Tweek both sighed in relief.
"Can we at least go see my dad?" Tweek asked.
"No. As you should've learned last time you are here, visiting hours are over by this time of night, you both can come back and visit him tomorrow morning." Dr. Pashia said without looking up from her clipboard.
Ellen was about to complain to the Doctor, but the doctor had already turned around and walked away.
Tweek looked up at his mother and noticed how mad she was.
" You ok, mom?"
Ellen took a deep breath then looked back down at her son.
"Yes, Tweek. I'm fine."
Ellen then put on her jacket, took Tweek by the hand, and led her son out of the hospital.
"So mom, how did a Brown Bear get into the house, anyway? I know we live right next to the woods, but you and dad always make sure all the doors are locked before we go anywhere?" Tweek asked.
"The police said it must have been starving because brown Bears don't usually break into people's homes." Ellen replied.
The Mother and son were quiet for a few moments and didn't say a word until they drove outside the hospital parking lot.
"When we visit your father tomorrow, make sure you bring that trophy of yours, im sure that'll brighten your father's spirits. I'm sorry this all had to happen on your Big night, Tweek." Ellen said.
"Mom, it's okay. Why are you even saying sorry?
You had no control over what happened."
Ellen smiled at her son. He was so understanding and considerate for his age. It seemed like Tweek had really come out of his shell since he had started hanging out with those other boys.
"Well then, as a reward for my little football star, why don't we make a special stop?"
Tweek didn't know what his mother was talking about until they drove into the Harbucks parking lot.
"This'll be our little secret, ok? You know how your father feels about us going to his competitors."
"I promise won't tell him," Tweek replied excitedly.
(Tweak Residence)
Stan, Kyle, Butters, Dog poo, and Francis finally managed to sneak Billie into The Tweak family shed.
"Dame, that dog is strong," Kyle said.
"And stubborn." Dog poo said.
"Thanks for helping us get Billie back to Tweek's house, guys," Butters said as he petted the Greyhound behind the ears.
"It's no problem; We'd do anything for Tweek…speaking of which, there's soothing Francis, and I would like to ask you three." Dog poo said.
"What is it?" Stan asked.
Before Dog poo could say anything else, Francis beat him to it.
"We're starting our own crew, and we wanted to know if Tweek would like to be our leader," Francis said excitedly.
Dog poo was about to say something but was then interrupted again, except this time it was by Kyle.
"Y-You guys wanna take Tweek away from us?" Kyle said with evident Sadness in his voice.
"Of course not. But you guys have a lot more members than you need. I mean with Butters and Lizzy-"
Dog poo was then cut off when Butters tried unsuccessfully to sucker punch him.
"Get the F out of here!" Butters shouted angrily.
"Tweek is our friend, my best friend, I might add. You two find your own hyper kid cause Tweek is ours!"
"Ya, you tell them, Butters! Tweek is ours!" Kyle shouted.
Stan then got in the middle and blocked Kyle and Butters from doing any harm to Dog poo or Francis.
"You guys should probably go," Stan said.
Dog poo and Francis both sighed.
"Will you guys at least tell him of our proposition?" Francis asked.
"No!" Kyle and Butters both Shouted.
The group was then interrupted by a loud rustling coming from the bushes.
Billie ran out of the shed and began to growl and bark.
"Oh no, it's probably the Brown bear back for more food!" Butters said fearfully, but luckily for the boys, it was only Eric cartman.
"What the heck are you doing here?! You not supposed to back up here for another two weeks!" Kyle shouted.
"Satan couldn't handle me, Kyle. I just kept kicking his ass till he cried like a little B , and to thank me, one of you will have the honor of letting me stay with you for the night." Eric said.
"No F way!" Kyle said.
"Not a chance," Stan said.
"What about you, Butters? You'll welcome me into your home, won't you?" Eric asked, trying to act desperate.
"Im sorry, Eric, but my parents don't want you around our house anymore. My dad says you are a terrible influence, and my mom is still mad at you for clogging the toilet last time you were over, so im afraid you can't come over." Butters said.
"Why can't you just go to your own home?" Kyle asked.
"His mom probably kicked him out," Stan whispered to Kyle.
The five boys then felt the ground itself begin to shake.
Billie then began to Bark viciously!
Several trees began to fall until finally, the five boys saw the giant green monster Kevin had become.
Kyle immediately grabbed Stan and Butters by the hands and was about to lead them away, but before he could even move, a thick green mist covered the entire backyard.
"Kyle, I don't feel so-" Stan tried to say these words before he, along with everyone else, passed into unconsciousness.
Kevin grabbed each boy and threw them onto his back.
The meteorite had told him to bring young humans to use as a vessel for its spirit. It relied on pure souls for sustenance, and the bodies of these young boys would do the trick.
(Harbucks parking lot)
Tweek Happily walked out of the Coffee House with three large hot black coffees and a decaf ice coffee for his mom.
"Tweek, is that you?"
Tweek turned his head and saw none other than his ex-girlfriend, Polly Stevens.
Even though Tweek hadn't not felt the urge to jitter or shake in a long time,he felt like turning back into his old nervous self when he saw Polly.
"P-Polly, What are you doing here? I thought you moved back to Hoboken?" Tweek asked.
"I did for a short while, but I had to move back hereafter my dad broke both his legs in a jetski accident. So how have you been since our little breakup?
Tweek narrowed his eyes at his ex-girlfriend.
"Little breakup? It was more than a little break-up, Polly! You broke my heart and made me feel like I was a jittery loser who would die alone but guess what, im not! I'm brave, Smart, and robust! I led our entire town against an army of Demons and Nazi zombies and won. Also, I have seen my future, and it's fantastic, so you take whatever you were going to ask me and shove it in the trash can!"
Polly then burst into tears and fell on her knees.
"Tweek, im so sorry I broke up with you; I'll do anything you want; please give me some money."
Tweek glared at Polly as she looked up at him.
"Oh, so that's what this is about. You heard about my inheritance, and now you want some of my money? Well, forget it! I don't need a user like you in my life; I already met the woman of my dreams, and her name Is Millie Larsen!"
Polly looked questioningly.
"The Hillbilly girl from Georgia?"
Tweek inhaled, then looked back down at Polly.
"Polly, you need to fix yourself. Goodbye and good riddance."
"Wait, Tweek. Listen, im sorry, but you're my only hope. I lied when I sisd my dad was in a jet ski accident. After I moved back to Hoboken, I found out that my parents had gambled away all our money; that's why I had to move out here the first time, and when I went back, they risked it away again. Please, Tweek, give me four thousand dollars, and I promise I'll be your girlfriend for life."
"Tweek?"
Tweek heard another familiar voice and saw Heidi Turner walking up to him.
"Do mind, my ex-boyfriend and I are having a conversation," Polly said rudely while picking herself up.
"No, we're not. Polly, im not giving you any money, and even if I wanted to, I can't. My parents put it in a trust that I won't have access to it till I turn 21."
Polly sighed, listed herself off, then looked at Tweek one last time.
"Thanks for wasting my time, Tweek. You're just as useless as ever."
Polly was about to walk away, but before she could, Heidi grabbed her by the ponytail, pulled her back, then punched the girl in the back of the head!
Polly fell to the ground and looked up at Heidi with blatant hatred in her eyes.
"You crazy B , what was that for?!" Polly yelled.
"I used to date someone like you, Polly. A selfish loser who only used people. You don't deserve to have someone as kind and understanding as Tweek in your life."
Heidi then kicked Polly in the Stomach!
"What was that for?!" Polly said while trying not to puke.
"That was for calling Millie a hillbilly; she's one of my best friends!"
Tweek was stupefied by what he had just witnessed. For the second time in his life, a girl had stuck up for him against Polly.
"You ok, Tweek?" Heidi asked.
"Ya, im fine. Not to sound ungrateful, but You didn't have to stick up for me back there, Heidi." Tweek said.
"Of course I did. After all, that's what friends do for each other."
Tweak smiled.
Evan though he and Heidi had only started to hang out recently, he had to say it was nice having someone to talk to about things that way to personal to talk to Stan, Kyle or Butters about.
Heidi was about to say something else but she stopped when she and Tweek noticed Wendy and Bebe running out of the coffee house and towards them.
"Tweek! Do you know where Stan and Kyle are? They were supposed to meet us here after the game." Wendy asked with obvious worry in her voice.
"Don't worry, wendy. Stan and Kyle are doing me a quick favor; they should be here soon." Tweek said.
"But they aren't any where near here," Bebe said while trying to hold in tears.
"How would you know where they are?" Tweek asked.
"Wendy put a tracking device on Stan's phone after the whole Monica situation. Show them, wendy."
Wendy got out her phone which showed a map of the New South park area and a large green dot heading towards Mephesto's observatory.
"Why is be heading there?" Heidi asked.
"I don't know," Wendy replied before looking at Tweek.
"Tweek, do you have any idea why Stan and Kyle are heading that way?"
"No, I have no idea. Maybe we should find out, though."
Tweek then ran over to his mom's car and had her decaf ice coffee.
"Mom, I'm going to hang out here for a little while," Tweek said.
"What, why?" Ellen Tweak asked.
"Because I'm going to hang out with the guys here, don't worry, stan's dad will drop me off at home."
"Well, all right, but I want you home before 10:00, understood?"
"Yep, don't worry, mom."
Tweek waited for his mom to drive out of the parking before turning back to Wendy, Bebe, and Heidi.
"I don't know what Stan and Kyle are up to, but ill go find out."
"Im coming," Bebe said.
"Me too, im not letting my Boo-Boo bear get killed again," Wendy said.
"Count me in. I owe kyle a favor because for…well, you know." Heidi said while looking ashamed.
"You mean when you said that horrible Anti-semantic thing to him!" Bebe retorted.
"Yes," Heidi said while hanging her head down.
Tweek put a comforting hand on Heidi's back.
"Let's not fight right now. We have bigger problems to deal with." Tweek said before Turning to look at Wendy.
"Wendy, show us the way."
To be continued
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