And now we see A Fair to Remember
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#9
Title card: A Fair to Remember
"Is that a joke?!" gasped Giggles.
Almost everyone looked at her confused.
"Well, the title is similar to a film in the '50s, so I understood the reference," noted Carlos. The elderlies nodded, having seen the film as children.
"What was it called?" asked Luan.
"An Affair to Remem… Oh dear." gasped Carlos.
"Wait, so you thought Bobby was cheating on you… again?" asked Carlota, remembering their host's warning.
"Sweetie, that was Lincoln's fantasy." reminded Maria.
"But it was something I would've done back then." sighed Lori. "Bobby, I want to apologize in advance for what you're gonna see."
Bobby became nervous.
[The episode begins with a heart shaped iris in of Bobby visiting Lori at the Loud residence.]
Lori: "Bobby Boo-Boo Bear!" [amorously pulls him in]
Bobby: "Hey, babe. Ready for an epic date?" [shows her tickets]
Lori: [gasps dreamily and grabs the tickets; unimpressed.] "A-Truck-alypse Now...this does not sound like a romantic comedy."
Bobby: "It's better. An arena show where mutant trucks crush each other!"
"Now that's my kind of movie." said Rusty.
"You know Lori, Bobby goes to the things you like. You should do the same." said Carol.
"Yeah, the point of a date is being together." said Becky. "That's what me and Tad do."
"I'll keep that in mind." Lori nodded.
Lori: "Yeah, I'm literally not going to that. Why don't you take Lincoln?"
Lincoln & Bobby: [surprised] "What?! What will we even talk about?"
Lori: "Come on, guys. You'll have fun together. I know it."
"Did you guys have fun?" asked Arturo.
"Yeah, we had a great time." said Lincoln.
"And we got to know each other more." added Bobby. "From that day on, Lincoln was ok in my book."
[Later that night, Bobby and Lincoln come home after a great time at the truck show.]
Lincoln & Bobby: "WAHOO!"
Lincoln: "That was an awesome celebration of senseless destruction!"
Bobby: "Right? Bro handshake!"
[The two of them continuously fistbump and highfive each other.]
"Yeah they had a good time." Luna chuckled.
"How come we don't have a bro handshake?" asked Zach.
Lincoln thought for a moment. The only people he ever did a bro handshake with were Clyde and Bobby.
"Dunno, probably because it was a thing between me, Bobby, and Clyde." said Lincoln. "But hey, you guys can be in on it."
Clyde and Bobby nodded in agreement. Rusty, Zach, and Liam lit up at that.
Lori: "I told you you guys would hit it off."
[The boys are still doing their handshake.]
Lincoln: "How do we end this?"
Bobby: "I have no idea."
Everyone chuckled.
"How did you end it?" asked Lynn.
"By doing it just once." Lincoln replied.
[The next day at the beach, Lori and Bobby are sitting on a blanket under an umbrella.]
Lori: [holding a bottle of sunscreen] "Boo-Boo Bear, would you get my back, please?"
Bobby: "I can't right now, babe. Lincoln just got here."
[Lincoln is at the top of the hill on his bike.]
Lincoln: "HEY, BOBBY!"
Lori: "Lincoln?"
Bobby: "Yeah. We had so much fun yesterday that I invited him to hang with us."
"Oh boy, I kinda see where this is going." said Sam.
"Wait, why are you on the BMX bike?" asked Skippy. "I thought you gave it to Lana."
"Oh, I didn't really need it so I gave it back to him. I'm cool with just my skateboard." Lana replied.
"Plus, we have a tandem bike Aunt Ruth gave us for our seventh birthday." added Lola.
[Lincoln shreds down the hill and stops in the sand, burying Lori in a pile of sand.]
Everyone burst out laughing.
Bobby: "WOOOOOOO!"
[They do their handshake.]
Bobby: "Sup, bro?"
Lincoln: "Hey, bro."
Bobby: "Last one in the water is a loser!"
"Who was the loser?" asked Carl.
"It was a tie." Lincoln and Bobby replied.
[They rush off to go into the water while Lori looks befuddled under the sand. Later that night, at Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet, Lori and Bobby are on a date there, but Lincoln shows up.]
Lincoln: "Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late." [sits with them]
Lori: "Lincoln?"
"Ok inviting him on a date does seem a bit weird." said Dana.
"Unless Lincoln's Bobby's wingman." Chaz pointed out.
"He doesn't need one." said Joey. "Bobby's his own wingman."
"Thanks Joey." Bobby smiled.
Bobby: "No worries, bro. We wouldn't start without ya." [does his handshake with Lincoln with Lori looking disappointed; speaking in a thick Hispanic accent while holding a baguette.] "I challenge you to a duel, Monsieur Lincoln."
Lincoln: [grabs a churro] "Oh, it is on, Señor Roberto."
[The two of them fight with their food as the crumbs fall onto Lori's head.]
"It's so nice seeing my oldest grandson get along with a new friend." smiled Rosa.
[Back at home, Lori checks her phone for any messages and Bobby is calling.]
Lori: [answering] "Boo-Boo Bear! I haven't heard from you all day!" [beat] "You're where?" [beat] "With Lincoln? Stay right there. I'm coming over." [screams in frustration and tosses her phone.] "It was bad enough when they treated me like a third wheel, but now they're hanging out without me? I don't think so!" [marches out the door]
Lucy: [while reading Edwin's Sensitivity Cookbook] "Oh, Edwin, I'm so glad you're not like mortal men."
"That's because he's just a head." said Carl, only for CJ to smack him up the head.
[Lincoln and Bobby are playing at Gus' Games and Grub when Lori intrudes.]
Lori: "Bobby, this has got to-"
Bobby: "Hey, babe! Look! I won you these!" [gives her a bouquet of roses.] "Thanks for being so cool about me hanging with Lincoln. You know, all my life, I've always wished I had a brother, and now I feel like I've got one. It's like Lincoln completes me. Sorry, what were you gonna say?"
Bobby turned to Ronnie Anne. "By the way Nei Nei, just because I said that doesn't mean I don't love you any less." he said.
Ronnie Anne smiled. "I know."
The two Santiagos shared a hug.
"What about CJ, Carl, and Carlitos?" asked Sid.
"Well I hadn't seen them in five years." said Bobby. "But after we moved to the city, they became another set of little brothers I always wanted, like Lincoln."
CJ, Carl, and Carlitos smiled at that.
Lori: "Uh...nothing. I mean, go finish your game, Boo-Boo Bear."
Bobby: "Thanks, babe. We're still on for the county fair tomorrow, right?"
Lori: "You bet. We're totes riding the Tunnel of Love together."
Bobby: "Sweet! Lincoln and I will meet you there at 5:00."
[Lori suddenly grimaces and has had enough.]
"Oh boy, this is gonna go well." Lisa deadpanned.
[Back home, Lori is talking about it to Lucy and Leni.]
Lori: "What do I do? I'm sick of Lincoln crashing our dates, but it makes Bobby so happy. He says Lincoln's like the brother he never had."
Leni: "I know! Why don't you hang out with Bobby's little sister, Ronnie Anne? She could be like the sister you never had."
[Lori and Lucy just awkwardly stare at Leni for that statement.]
"Um Leni, you had the right idea, but you worded it wrong." said Carol.
"Whaddya mean?" asked Leni.
"Lori already has 9 sisters including you, she doesn't need another." said Dana. "What you were supposed to say was: Why don't you hang out with Ronnie Anne? YOU could be like the sister she never had."
"But I'm not Lori?" Leni said in confusion.
Everyone just either facepalmed in defeat or just thought, "The stupidity is strong with this one!"
"To be fair, aside from Carlota, you are like another big sister to me Lori." said Ronnie Anne.
Lori smiled at that.
Lynn then teased, "You know, why didn't you just have Lincoln hang out with his little girlfriend like Leni just said?"
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne said simultaneously, with a blush, "He/She wasn't officially my boyfriend/girlfriend!"
Lynn said with a playful smirk, "You two aren't doing a good job of convincing me of that... anyway, you know he'd probably jump at the chance of being alone with Ronnie Anne." Lincoln refused to comment on that, as did Ronnie Anne, trying not to let thoughts of what they'd do alone seep into their heads.
Lori felt stupid now that she was actually listening. Leni had a brilliant idea, but instead she chose to make up some elaborate scheme to get Bobby away from Lincoln! Sometimes, the simplest solution could be right under your nose, but she had to make a mountain out of a molehill.
Lucy: "You know, this happens in my book. Griselda thinks she's losing Edwin, so she makes him jealous and he totally comes crawling back. Well, flying, actually."
"Ah yes, such a classic tale." said Haiku.
Lucy turned to Rocky.
"You weren't jealous during the short period I was with Silas, were you?' she asked.
"Not at all." Rocky replied with a reassuring smile.
Lori: "Ooh, that's perfect! But how do I make Bobby jealous?"
[The doorbell rings and Lucy answers it and sees it's Clyde.]
Clyde: "Hi, Lucy. Is Lincoln around?"
Lori: "Clyde! Am I glad to see you."
Clyde: [stuttering] "L-L-Lori?!" [gets a nosebleed and faints.]
[Lucy smiles at Clyde's reaction to Lori's presence.]
"Classic Clyde before Stella and Chloe came around." deadpanned Mollie.
"Why are you smiling Lucy?" asked Luan.
"I just like how real the blood is and how when he faints, he's like a dead body." Lucy replied.
Everyone, barring the Mortician's Club, traded disturbed glances.
"...moving on." said Principal Ramirez.
[Clyde comes to and sees Lori.]
Lori: "Clyde, how would you like-"
Clyde: "L-L-Lori!?" [nosebleeds and faints again.]
"Wow, not even 5 seconds awake." said Casey.
Clyde blushed.
[When Clyde comes to, this time he sees Lucy.]
Lucy: "Clyde..?"
Clyde: "L-L..." [realizes] "Lucy?"
Lucy: "I come with a message from..." [Lori signals her sister not to use her name.] "...the sister who cannot be named. Said sister would like you to join her at the county fair tomorrow."
Clyde: "I would love to accompany the lovely L...unnamed sister to the county fair."
Lori: [hugs him] "YAY!"
[Clyde gets another nosebleed.]
Lucy: "How are you going to make Bobby jealous with someone who's lifeless and covered in blood? Oh, wait. That's exactly what Griselda did."
"Say what now?" asked Bobby as everyone traded confused and/or shocked glances.
"There's a difference between a vampire and a kid who can't even look at his crush in the eye." said Persephone.
[The county fair. Lori drags an unconscious Clyde to a public bench and gives him his glasses now painted to look like his eyes to make it look like he's awake. Enter Bobby and Lincoln.]
Bobby: "Hey! It's my fair maiden!" [laughs] "Get it? Ready to have fun?"
Lori: "Totes. But since three is an odd number, I invited someone to join us: Clyde."
[Clyde slants slightly.]
Bobby couldn't believe what he was seeing. Surely, this was a joke, right? But sadly, no it wasn't. Lori was seriously jealous of Lincoln, and everybody seemed to be trying not to laugh at how ridiculous that is.
Bobby then said with a flat expression, "Okay, first of all, Babe: if you want to get me jealous, you're going to have to do better than Clyde." he turned to Clyde. "No offense, man, but you're not exactly what I would consider a threat to my relationship with Lori."
Clyde said, "None taken. Back then, I probably would've been insulted that you didn't see me as a threat."
Bobby chuckled and told him, "The reason I didn't is because, and sorry to rub this in, Lori didn't like you romantically." He turned back to Lori. "Secondly, you're making it seem like Lincoln was my girl instead of you. Don't you find that a LITTLE bit ridiculous? Like, at all?"
Lincoln then laughed for a bit and said, "Y-yeah! Geez, the only way this would be worse is if I were actually a girl! I think you'd be crapping bricks about it!"
Lori looked away with a blush, realizing how overactive she was being here. "But, Boo-Boo Bear... you made me feel like that I was just the tagalong girl...!"
Lincoln said, flabbergasted, "Wait wait wait... you felt like you were second to ME? Well, maybe if you told me instead of playing with Clyde's feelings like what you're about to do, I would've backed off. But, I guess 'doing things the hard way' runs in our family, doesn't it?"
"Play with his feelings?" Howard asked nervously.
"What does that mean?" asked Harold.
Lori refused to answer, but Lincoln said, "Oh, you'll see."
Bobby: "That's cool. I love the Clydesdale. Hey, I'm gonna grab us all some mini-doughnuts."
Lincoln: "Great. Doughnuts for bros. Or as I like to call them, bro-nuts."
[They do their handshake.]
Bobby: [giggling while walking away] "Bro-nuts."
"I approve of the pun." said Luan, making Lincoln smile.
Lincoln: [suspiciously to Lori] "What are you up to?"
Lori: "Whatever do you mean, Lincoln?"
Lincoln: "I mean, this!" [referring to Clyde] "He's not even conscious!" [catches on] "Oh, wait a minute. I get it. You're trying to make Bobby jealous by dragging poor Clyde around."
Lori: "No I'm not."
Lincoln: "Well, it won't work."
Lori: "Yes it will! I mean-" [groans]
"Uh Lori, you do realize that Lincoln is called the 'MAN WITH A PLAN' for a reason right?" said Stella.
"So unless you were the original 'with the plan' person, DON'T make a plan because Lincoln will figure it almost instantly." added Girl Jordan.
"It's his thing." said Zach, crossing his arms the way a rapper would.
Lori: "I wouldn't have to do anything if you'd stop hogging my boyfriend and give him back to me!"
Lincoln turned to Bobby.
"I still to this day look up to you as a big brother." he said.
Bobby smiled. "Thanks Linc, I feel the same too "
They both gave each other a side hug. Lori and Ronnie Anne smiled at this as well as the Louds and Casagrandes.
Lincoln: "He's not just your boyfriend, he's also the big brother I've always wanted."
Lori: "Let me guess. He completes you."
Lincoln: "What? I would never say that. My point is, there's plenty of Bobby for everyone and you'd better get used to sharing him."
Carol turned to Lori. "He's got a point you know, Bobby may be your boyfriend, but he doesn't JUST have to spend time with you." she said.
"Yeah, there's his family, his other friends, and the rest of your family as well." nodded Benny.
"I know that now." sighed Lori.
[Bobby returns with the doughnuts.]
Bobby: "Check it. I got chocolate for Lori, powdered for Lincoln, matches the hair, bro, and sprinkles for the Clydesdale. Here you go, dude." [offers the sprinkled one to Clyde.]
"I don't see any sprinkles." said David, narrowing his eyes.
"They fell off." Bobby replied.
Lori: [shoves it in Clyde's mouth only for it to fall out.] "He'll eat it later."
"Did you even try to wake him up?" Principal Huggins asked.
"He was out like a light." Lori replied.
Lincoln: "Come on, bro, let's hit the Whirly Gig."
Bobby: "Right behind ya, bro! Babe, you coming with?"
Lori: "Totes. Clyde and I will be right behind you." [grabs him, struggles to carry him, and falls to the ground on her belly. Clyde lands on Lori's back.] "You know what? We'll meet you there."
"Good luck dragging him around all day." snarked Lola.
[The Whirly Gig ride]
Bobby: "This is gonna be awesome! I tipped the guy to make it go faster so we get super dizzy."
"Nice, then you'll have your own personal puke record!" said Margo.
"Doesn't Lynn have one?" asked Lana.
Lynn shifted her eyes nervously.
[Lori and Clyde get on.]
Lori: [feigning] "Oh, what's that, Clyde? You want me to ride to make you dizzy?" [giggles] "I do that to you?" [giggles more] "Oh, you're so sweet, Clyde."
"Oh my god." Carlota said in disbelief.
"For the love of quantum physics." groaned Lisa.
Bobby: [looking over] "Babe?"
Lincoln: "Uh, hey, Bobby, check it out. Someone left a perfectly good corn dog in here."
Bobby: "Sweet! Splitsies?" [cuts the corn dog in half.]
"Lucky!" Lana pouted.
"Boys, that isn't sanitary!" exclaimed Maria.
"Yeah, you don't know where it's been!" added Arturo.
"I'll keep that in mind next time." said Lincoln.
"Same." said Bobby.
[They eat it and the ride starts. Lincoln and Bobby are having a blast while Lori is getting smacked about by Clyde's flailing unconscious body.]
"Clyde honey were you ok?!" Howard asked in alarm.
"I was fine Dad." Clyde replied. "When I woke up, nothing hurt at all."
[At the ball toss game, Lori knocks over a pyramid of milk bottles.]
Carny: "A winner!"
Lori: "Yes!" [receives a giant teddy bear.]
Bobby: "Heya, babe!"
Lori: [feigning romance] "Oh, Clyde, thanks for winning this for me. You have such a good arm. Do you work out?"
"He tries to." said Liam, getting a glare from Clyde.
Bobby: [suspicious] "What's going on here?"
Lincoln: "Uh, hey, Bobby! Look! Tic Tac Toe! Or as I like to call it, Tic Tac Bro!"
"I think Luan's been rubbing off on ya." said Zach.
"Still, good puns Linc." praised Luan.
"Thanks sis." smiled Lincoln.
[Lincoln throws balls at the panels and gets three X's in a diagonal row.]
"Nice job bro!" said Lynn.
"It was child's play, really." Lincoln smirked.
Carny: "A winner!" [gives Lincoln a remote controlled airplane.]
Lincoln: [offering it to Bobby] "For you."
Bobby: "Whoa! I've always wanted a remote controlled airplane!"
"I still have it." Bobby replied, making Lincoln smile.
Bobby: [tries it out and accidentally hits Lori with it.]
Lori: "GYAH!" [falls over]
"Ooh, sorry Babe." Bobby winced.
"It's fine." Lori assured him.
Bobby: "Come on, bro!"
Lincoln: [cockily] "Later, sis."
[As the bros head off, the plane hits Lori again and she accidentally tosses Clyde at the strength tester, where someone hammers the lever and launches Clyde up to the bell right on his head, not even fazing him.]
"Ooh!" everyone winced.
"How were you not hurt?!" Harold asked in alarm.
"Guess Clyde has a tough head." said Polly.
"That or when you're unconscious, you don't feel pain." said Norm.
"That does happen when doctors, nurses, surgeons, dentists, and orthodontists use anesthesia on their patients in order to do surgery and wisdom teeth removal." said Lisa.
"She's right." said Maria. "Arturo and I have done that to many of our patients."
"Though we usually do the anesthesia part and not the surgery part." said Arturo.
"I've done it too." said Rita. "I've taken many wisdom teeth out, including Flip's before Lily had her first ice cream."
"Wait, I thought you did that already." Maria said in confusion.
"He grew another set." Rita said.
Those who knew what wisdom teeth were were both confused and a little disturbed… though Lisa, Lincoln, and Clyde, who knew what kind of human Flip was, scientifically, had a good idea how.
Carny: "A winner!" [gives Lori a stuffed orca.]
[Later, Lori walks over to Flip's cotton candy cart and puts Clyde on it.]
Lori: "One cotton candy, please."
[While she gets out her change, Clyde falls into the machine and Flip runs away.]
"Of course Flip, run away from your responsibilities." Lynn Sr. deadpanned.
[Lori gets him out and now his hair is covered in cotton candy. She eats it.]
"Eww…" the girls grimaced.
"You know that was on his head, right?" asked Lola.
"At that point, I didn't care." said Lori.
Bobby: [upset] "Hey, babe. You never eat cotton candy off my head."
Lincoln: [anxiously gets Bobby snow cones.] "Here, Bobby. I got us snow cones. Or as I like to call them, brocones."
Bobby: [cheered up] "Sweet! Let's see who can get a brain freeze first."
[They eat their snow cones and get brain freezes at the same time and cheer.]
Bobby: "YEAH!"
Lincoln: "WAHOO!"
[They run off and Clyde's cotton candy hair falls on Lori's.]
Lori: [disgusted] "Eew!" [washes Clyde off with a water pistol from the balloon popping game, sees the boys doing her handshake, and runs into the photo booth with Clyde.] "Oh, Clyde." [giggles] "Here, snuggle in closer." [comes out] "Oh, hi, guys."
Clyde honestly didn't know what to feel here; he was finally getting the attention from the former woman of his dreams, but now that he was seeing why and was no longer spellbound by Lori... that good feeling quickly went away. Harold and Howard, unsurprisingly enough, were not happy about seeing their son being used, to say the least.
Rita said to Lori, unamused, "Lori... has it ever occurred to you of how wrong this is? You're leading the poor boy on, and to make Bobby jealous?"
Lori protested, "Mom! I was just tired of feeling like that I was just the other choice Bobby had! I literally didn't mean to toy with Clyde like that, I just wanted to get Lincoln away from Bobby!"
Harold disagreed, "Really? Well, young lady, a man's heart is not something you just use whenever it's at your convenience. Do you know how upset Clyde was when he came home after realizing he was being used? It took us about a week to cheer him up."
Clyde complained with a blush, "DAD! They didn't need to know about that!"
Lori sighed in guilt and said, "What I did to you was wrong, Clyde, and I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have led you on like that."
Clyde didn't want to forgive her right away. Seeing this again made him feel cheated, like it made him believe he had a shot of taking Lori from Bobby when he really didn't.
Bobby then said, "You know... it's funny now that I think about it. I actually kind of did see Clyde as a threat later on." Clyde's jaw nearly hit the floor. "Yeah, little man. You almost had me going, now that I'm remembering this." Everyone wanted to know how that was possible. "You'll see", he simply told them.
Bobby: "Wait, babe. Are you snuggling with the Clydesdale?"
Lincoln; [showing him a head hole mural] "Bobby, check it out! Cowboys on dinosaurs! Wanna take a broto?"
Bobby: "Good call, my man!"
[Lincoln looks slyly at Lori who is more irked at this. The photo booth's photos have developed and it shows that her photo op did not go well. As she literally drags on, she notices that her best chance is to use the Tunnel of Love and gets in with Clyde.]
Lori: "Hey, guys."
Bobby: [upset] "Babe, the Tunnel of Love is our ride."
Lori: "I know, but you were off with Lincoln, so..."
"Ok now I see what you're saying." said Luna.
Lincoln: [showing Bobby another ride] "Bobby, look at that ride! The Toilet Bowl! Or as I like to call it, the Toilet Browl!"
Bobby: "No way! Let's go get flushed, bro!"
"Have you been snuffing at Luan's clown make up?" asked Rusty.
"Nope." Lincoln replied.
"Still, those bro puns are awesome." said Giggles.
"Yeah, you're pretty creative." nodded Benny.
"That's our brother." smiled Luan.
Lincoln smiled back.
"What does snuffing mean?" asked Lola.
Those who knew what dangerous drugs were traded nervous glances.
"You'll... find out when you're in high school." said Sam.
[They head off to the Toilet Bowl.]
Lori: "Bobby! Wait!"
Ride Operator: "Join hands, you lovebirds." [starts the ride as Lori groans] "What an adorable couple."
Lori: "Oh, shut it."
"That bloke sounds like he'd rather be anywhere but there." said Chunk.
[Inside the tunnel]
Lori: "This stinks. This was supposed to be a romantic date with Bobby, and now look where I am." [to the unconscious Clyde.] "No offense, Clyde. It's just...I should be on this ride with my boyfriend. But maybe I don't even have a boyfriend anymore. Bobby doesn't seem to care about being with me at all."
[As she laments, Clyde falls out of the boat.]
Lori: "Clyde?" [looks back and sees him fall into the river.] "CLYDE!"
Everyone gasped while Howard and Harold screamed and fainted.
[The ride stops and the fair staff gets him out.]
Maintenance Man: "Got him! We have five for five this week!"
"Oh thank Belushi." Luna said in relief as Principal Huggins and Mrs. Johnson helped Howard and Harold regain consciousness.
"Five for five? How did that happen?" asked Principal Rivers.
"I have no idea." said Albert.
[Lincoln and Bobby have just gotten flushed out of the Toilet Bowl.]
Lincoln and Bobby: "TOILET BROWL!" [They do their handshake.]
Lincoln: "That was awesome! Up for number two?"
Bobby: "You read my mind, Dude! Be right back." [heads off to the bathroom.]
Lincoln: "I was talking about the ride, but that's cool."
"Nice innuendo." said Lisa.
"A wha?" Rocky asked.
"Street name, adult joke." Lisa replied.
[As he waits for his bro, he hears Lori crying.]
Ride Operator: "Miss, your boyfriend's okay. He's in the medical tent drying off."
Lori: [bawling] "He's not my boyfriend...I literally don't think I have a boyfriend anymore!" [continues sobbing]
Everyone couldn't help but look at Lori sympathetically. While it was wrong of her to use Clyde to make Bobby jealous, she felt like she was losing her boyfriend and that he didn't want to spend time with her anymore.
[Lincoln looks on with remorse and Bobby comes back.]
Bobby: "Alright, dude! Ready to hit the broller coaster?"
Lincoln: "Listen, Bobby. We need to talk. I don't think we should hang out anymore."
Bobby: "What? No! What did I do wrong?"
Lincoln: "It's not you. You're awesome. But we're not being fair to Lori. She misses you." [Bobby starts to tear up] "Be strong. We can still do bro stuff once in a while. But for now, maybe you should find Lori and take her on the Tunnel of Love."
Bobby: [calming down] "Good idea. The way you look out for others is what makes you such a great bro." [proceeds to do the handshake] "I can't right now." [goes to Lori]
"That was a very nice and mature choice you made son." Lynn Sr. said proudly.
"And we do love the way you look out for others." added Rita.
"It doesn't just make you a good bro. It makes you a good person." Albert added.
Lincoln smiled appreciatively at that.
[The happy couple has just finished their roundabout on the Tunnel of Love.]
Ride Operator: "Thank you for riding the Tunnel of Love. Watch your step, lovebirds."
Lori and Bobby smiled at each other.
[As Bobby takes her hand, Lori notices Lincoln alone and forlorn and goes to him.]
Lori: "Hey, Linc. Bobby told me what you did. Thank you."
Lincoln: "No problem. I'm sorry I was hogging him. Besides, I was running out of bro puns."
Lori: "Bobby was right. You're literally a great bro."
"And it's still true to this day." Lori said as she smiled at Lincoln. "You're an amazing brother."
"With a good heart." added Leni.
"You're an awesome bro to all of us." added Luna.
The sisters all nodded at that, making Lincoln happily smile from the praise.
Lincoln: "You'd better get back to your boyfriend."
Lori: "But what are you gonna do?"
Lincoln: "Don't worry about me. Now that I think about it, I've already got a bro: Clyde. Where is he, anyway?"
[The intercom comes on with an important announcement.]
Announcer: "Would the parents of a soggy boy with cotton candy in his nose please come to the medical tent?"
Lincoln: [exasperated] "There's my answer."
[Lincoln and Lori trade glances]
Everyone couldn't help but laugh while Clyde blushed.
"It's amazing how you figured out that was Clyde from those words." said Nikki.
"I've heard it all before." Lincoln replied.
[Later that night, back home, Lincoln and Clyde are hanging out again.]
Lincoln: "Clyde, I hope you didn't feel left out while I was hanging with Bobby."
Clyde: "Are you kidding? I got to have a date with Lori! I just wish I could remember it."
"Now that I've seen it, I'm not sure what to think." Clyde muttered while Loir winced.
[There's a knock at the door; enter Bobby.]
Bobby: "Hey, is Lori here?"
Lincoln: "Yeah. Come on in. So, are we cool?"
Bobby: "Totally, dude."
[They do their bro handshake.]
Clyde: "I appreciate you being so mature, especially after the very romantic date I'm told I just had with your lady."
Boys: "BROSHAKE!"
[They perform it altogether]
"Thanks for letting me in on the bro shake." Clyde said.
"No prob bro." Lincoln and Bobby said in unison.
[Lucy appears out of nowhere.]
Lucy: "Clyde." [The boys yelp at her sudden appearance.]
Everyone yelped at the same time.
"How long until you think we'd get used to that?" asked Laird.
"Maybe when season 2's done." said Sameer.
Lucy: "The sister who cannot be named would like to thank you for hanging out with her at the fair. Further, she would like you to have this gift as a remembrance of your time together."
Clyde: "For me?" [opens it up and finds it's the photos from the photo booth along with a thank you note; stuttering.]"L-L-Lori?!" [gets another nosebleed and faints.]
Lincoln: "That's my bro."
[Lincoln, Bobby, and Lucy all laugh.]
"Classic Clyde." giggled Stella as Clyde blushed.
"Lori, can Lincoln, Clyde, and I talk to you for a bit?" Bobby asked.
Lori nodded and the quartet moved away from the group. Bobby faced his girlfriend.
"Lori, I understand that you felt jealous, but there was no way I was ever gonna forget about you." Bobby said. "Lincoln and I were just happy hanging out. And if that was bothering you, you should've talked to me and Lincoln. I would've understood."
"I know that now." sighed Lori. "But I just didn't want to ruin your new brotherly bond with Lincoln."
"We would've understood." said Lincoln. "But then again, I wasn't being fair myself. I was technically hogging Bobby in a deliberate way. Again, I'm sorry for doing that."
"I already forgave you for that Linc." Lori said. "And Bobby, I promise if I feel like I'm feeling left out, I'll let you know right away."
"Same." Bobby smiled. He turned to Lincoln. "And hey, whenever I visit Riyal Woods or you come to the city and I'm not busy with Lori or the Mercado, we'll definitely have some bro time."
"I'd like that." smiled Lincoln.
Lori turned to Clyde. "Clyde, I am so sorry I used you like that." she said guiltitly. "I was basically toying with your old crush on me and that was wrong. I should've just talked to Bobby instead of dragging you around like a rag doll. I know you probably don't want to forgive me."
Clyde pondered for a moment before smiling.
"I do forgive you Lori." he said, much to Loro's surprise. "I can see that you're remorseful for your actions, so I won't hold it against you. That's what my dads and Dr. Lopez taught me and what I've taught anyone else who wants my therapy work."
Lori smiled as she hugged Clyde, who returned it.
Clyde and Bobby then returned to the group. Lori then turned to Lincoln.
"I've stuck by what I've said that day." she said with a smile. "You're literally a great bro."
"And you're literally a great sis." Lincoln smiled.
"Aw come here you." Lori giggled as she and Lincoln embraced in a hug.
"That's so sweet to see!" Frida sobbed.
Lori and Lincoln then sat down as Joe's voice sounded out.
"Up next, things are gonna get a little odd to say the least, but afterwards, we'll have some surprise guests I have watching from my house's basement."
Everyone traded glances.
"What do you think he meant by that?" asked Winston.
"Who knows?" shrugged Lola. "Let's just see what this next episode is all about."
Everyone turned to the screen.
To be continued….
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BTW, I know this might sound out of the blue, but to those who are fans of this show (and it's spin-off) and Tangled: The Series, have you ever had the idea of Lincoln singing the song "Waiting in the Wings" from the episode "Rapunzel and the Great Tree"? It just popped into my head.
Also, be sure to check out Smoking Wrecker and Zachlor16 Loud House FanFiction story "Loud Heroes", where the 11 Loud kids get superpowers and become superheroes. It is AMAZING!
I also made pictures of them as the superheroes for them on my DeviantArt page.
Up next, we see that Lincoln is One of the Boys
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