[Les Claypool]
I'm goin' down to South Park, going to have myself a time.
[Kyle and Stan]
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
[Les Claypool]
Goin' down to South Park, going to leave my woes behind.
[Eric Cartman]
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"
[Les Claypool]
Headin' on up to South Park going to see if I can't unwind.
[Tweek Tweak & Butters]
Our town is bigger, dammit, right down to the little granite.
[Les Claypool]
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.
(Mephesto's Observatory)
Stan opened his eyes and looked in horror at what had become of Mephesto's lab. Nearly the entire room was covered in a green grass-like substance
Stan looked around and to his horror, saw the giant monster holding Kyle close to a bright green rock in the center of the room.
"What the hell are you doing to, my friend, you green piece shit!" Stan shouted, waking up Kyle as well as everyone else in the room.
Kyle opened his eyes and saw a glowing green orb a few inches away from him.
The young boy almost screamed, but before he could utter a word, a thick green goo shot out of the rock and entered kyle's ears and nose. As the last of the goo went into kyle's nose, the boy's head sunk for a moment.
"K-kyle, are you ok?" Stan asked.
Kyle's eyes opened, and instead of the usual whites of his eyes, they were bright green!
The monster released the now possessed Kyle and dropped him to the floor.
"Ow! Don't just drop me, you lummox! This human body is too frail!" Kyle said in a Strident voice!
"Me...sorry...master." The monster said in a Brutish voice.
"What did you do to Kyle?" Butters asked.
"Your friend's body will serve as a temporary vessel until the soul of a pure being is found. You all wreak too much arrogance, selfishness, and idiocy, so your bodies, like the one I am currently occupying, will merely serve as a temporary vessel until it rots away, observe."
Kyle took off his glove and showed the other five boys his right hand, which now resembled that of an older man's.
"Soon, this body will rot away, and I shall use one of your bodies until a pure soul is found."
"Why are you even here on earth? Francis asked.
Kyle smiled.
"Im merely here to do what I have done to other planets for centuries," Kyle answered.
"Which is?" Dog poo asked.
"Take control of every life form on this planet and drain this world of its resources until this blue marble is nothing more than a dried-out husk. Once everything dries out, I'll move on to the next world and do the same thing again."
"W-well, you're not going to get control of us or anyone else in this town by golly," Butters said while trying his best to sound brave.
Kyle laughed again.
"Dear boy, I already have.
Shortly after I arrived on this planet, my big friend took small pieces of me and dispensed them into your water system. By now, everyone in town will have drunken a part of me, and I will be able to control them by the snapping of my fingers.
Kyle then snapped his fingers, and one by one, each boy lost control of his body; the only one that still struggled was stan.
"Don't fight it, boy. Let me take you over. It will be easier for you in the long run."
Stan couldn't take it anymore; he finally lost control of his body. He closed his lids only to open them again, but instead of his usual ice blue eyes, they had become bright green like everyone else's.
Kyle smiled at this, but his happiness was short-lived when he noticed the greyhound had not come under his control. This was very odd; usually, animals fell under his command just as well as sentient beings.
(Not that far away)
Tweek, Heidi, Wendy, and Bebe climbed up the hill.
"Wendy, are Stan and Kyle still in the observatory?" Tweek asked.
Wendy looked at her phone then nodded.
"So, What's the plan here, Tweek?" Heidi asked.
"To be honest, Heidi, I don't have a plan. All I can say is that we should be prepared for anything."
Heidi nodded in approval.
"Yes, you should be ready for anything, child," Wendy said in a Strident voice.
Tweek and Heidi both turned around and noticed that Wendy and Bebe's eyes had turned bright green.
"Odd that these two haven't been affected," Bebe said in an unnaturally deep voice.
"One of these two children must be the pure one," Wendy said.
"Then why are they both unaffected?"
"We will bring them to our master, and he will decide."
Tweek grabbed Heidi's hand and tried to run off with her, but Wendy and Bebe held onto Heidi, and there combined strength was too much for Tweek.
"Tweek, let go!" Heidi shouted, but this was to no avail as wendy, Bebe, and Tweek continued their little tug of war. Heidi kicked Tweek in the stomach and sent him tumbling down the mountain while Wendy and Bebe took Heidi to the observatory.
Tweek rolled down the hill until he finally grabbed onto an old tree root. He managed to pull himself up only to trip over another root and fall face-first into some snow.
Tweek spat out a small amount of Snow, then noticed several tiny green lights that were slowly coming up the Mountain.
As they got closer, Tweek recognized nearly all of them. Coach, Father Horgan, Mr.Garrison, Sister Maggie, Kevin Stoley, Red Mcarthur, Craig Tucker, and most of everyone else in town was heading towards the observatory.
"What the heck is going on here?" Tweek asked himself.
"It's an Occronnon conquest, Tweek."
Tweek turned around and saw Tommy Turner looking down at him.
"Tommy, how long have you been there?" Tweek asked.
"Normally, Tweek, I would lie to you and say something stupid like im going on an evening hike but im not going to waste your time or insult your intelligence by saying that.
Follow me."
Tommy then turned his back to Tweek, and the two boys walked down a stepper section of the mountain until they reached Starks pond.
"Tommy, why did you bring me here, and more importantly, when are you going to tell me why you were up here this late at night?" Tweek asked while sounding like his old jittery self.
Tommy sighed.
"I came up here to check on my ship. It was only by pure luck that an Occronnon sent out a control sequence while I was away."
"What ship are you talking about? And what the hell is an Occronnon?!"
"Tweek, calm down."
"No, you calm down! You've been acting like a weirdo who doesn't even know his name for the past few weeks! What's going on with you, Tommy?"
"Im about to show you why I have been acting so strange, but before I do, I have a confession. Tweek…im not the real Tommy Turner. I'm an Alien from the planet Neptune. I originally came here to your planet to study the human race, but my craft was struck by lightning while flying over your town, and I eventually crashed here, Near Stark's pond. I accidentally killed a boy named Nate when my ship crashed but don't worry; he is slowly being brought back to life inside my craft. The real Tommy I put into suspended animation in order to keep my new life here on earth. I was originally only going to stay here till my ship was repaired but-"
Tweek immediately started twitching and jittering.
"For goodness sake, Tommy! Have you huffed paint?! You sound as crazy as I used to be!"
Tommy clapped his hands, and out of nowhere, a giant blue and white spaceship appeared.
"Still think im crazy?" Tommy asked rather smugly before a door opened in the side of the ship, and Tommy gestured for Tweek to follow him inside.
Tweek was amazed when he saw all the advanced technology within the ship.
"As you can see, Tweek, I was not huffing paint when I told you about my true origins," Tommy said before sitting in a chair that was much too big for him in his human form.
Tweek continued to look around the Alien craft until he saw the two cylinders holding the real Tommy Turner and the still reforming Nate.
"Oh my God! What did you do to them?!" Tweek shouted.
"Oh, will you relax? They are both in perfect health. They should thank me for putting them in there. Whenever I release them, they will be in much better health than before I crashed into them."
Tweek reluctantly looked away from the cylinders and back at Tommy.
"I have like a million questions to ask, but for now, I guess the only one I should be asking is what is an Occronnon?"
"An Occronnon is an ancient space parasite that was assumed dead by most of the galaxy, but as you and I have seen, they are not extinct, or at the very least, there is one left in the universe. They live off the natural resources of the planets they land on; they do this by spreading themselves into tiny pieces as spreading themselves throughout the Drinking water. By then, they will have been consumed by every living thing on the planet; after that, they take control of their new host bodies and begin to Drain the world of its resources."
"Well, how do we stop them?!" Tweek asked as he began shaking more violently.
"The only way to stop them is by killing the main Occronnon. Without him or her, the rest will die out, and the living host will take back control of their bodies."
"Ok, so how do we kill it?"
Tommy looked down and sighed.
"That's the hard part. For the mean Occronnon to stay active long enough to help its underlings survive before all the resources are drained. It needs to inhabit the body of a pure soul until the Draining is complete. To kill the king Occronnon, we have to find the one pure soul in south park and hope that this person has a death wish.… Tweek, how come you haven't been affected by the Occronnon?"
"Oh, well, I don't drink that much water; I only drink coffee.… Could Heidi be the pure one? when everybody else was coming under a spell? She wasn't affected either."
Tommy burst out of his chair and grabbed Tweek by the color of his shirt.
"You Bastard! You left my sister alone to be captured by these things?! I should peel your skin off and make it into a sack!" Tommy shouted Angrily.
"I didn't abandon her; I was trying to get her to come with me, which you kicked me away, so at least one of us could escape, besides what do you care? She's not your sister." Tweek struggled to say.
"She's the closest thing I have to one!"
Tommy then dropped Tweek but still looked down at the blond boy like he was a stink bug that needed to be squashed.
Tweek coughed, then looked back up at Tommy.
"Do you think Heidi is the pure one this parasite is after?" Tweek asked.
"No, more likely it's because my dear sister does not drink tap water. She only drinks this vegan water that she special orders online. I can't bear the thought of my family being used as hosts for those Damn parasites!
Tommy then looked inquisitorially at Tweek.
"You said that you only drink coffee, right?"
Tweek nodded.
"Well then you should've been affected by the parasites because as I've learned from you ape-men, coffee is made with water and also from what my father has told me about your parents, your family dosen't make that much money so most likely you make your coffee with tap water, am I correct?"
"Ya, I guess."
"Then you would have been affected…Tweek, I think you're the one pure person in New South Park."
"Tommy, im not a pure person. I have left people to die; iv killed, i helped Beat up Butters and a bunch of 6th graders, Not to mention many other lousy things."
"Im aware of most of your wicked deeds,Tweek. But for the past few weeks that I have known you and from the deeds I have witnessed, you did those things to save and protect the people you care about.
Whatever bad thing that was happening, your friends were focused on their selfishness while you put your safety on the line to keep them safe. Only the purest of people put their own lives on the line to protect the people they love. You are an pure person, Tweek."
There was a long pause between the two.
Tweek closed his eyes, took a deep breath then looked back at Tommy.
"So how do I get this king guy to possess me?"
Tommy looked surprised at Tweek.
"Tweek, you can't be-"
"Don't call me that! Do you know how sick I am of people calling me Tweek?
That's not even my real name!"
"I-its not?"
"No, what parents in their right mind would name their kid Tweek? My Real Name is Richard Tweak Jr!
My cousin called me Tweek once, and everybody else in town just started calling me that!
"Ok, im sorry. So Rich, how are we going to-"
"Did you just call me rich?"
" Ya know what, this feels weird; I'm just going to keep calling you, Tweek, because that's how I know you. Anyway, you can't be serious about sacrificing yourself. I'm sure we can find someone else with a pure soul in West Park."
Tweek shook his head no.
"There's not one pure soul in West park; they are all just a bunch of Elitist A-holes who couldn't give a crap about anyone else. How do we kill this guy?"
Tommy looked down for a moment, then back at his friend.
" The weakest it will be is when it is trying to take over your body. If we do this, I will try my best to…kill you while he's taking control of your body. Twee-iman Richard, im sorry. You have to try and keep control for as long as possible."
Tommy then got out the same M1911 pistol Tweek had given him Weeks ago during the siege of New South park.
"Once he enters your head through the ears and nose, I'll shoot you in the head…hopefully, that will be the end of this."
"So, how come these things haven't taken you over, Tommy?"
"We Neptunians don't need to drink as much water as you humans do in order to stay alive, we only really need to drink once a year, and I drank my full amount before I landed on your planet."
"So how are we gonna get you in there so you can kill me?"
Tommy smiled, then turned his brown and white eyes to entirely green.
"I'll act like the other hosts and pretend to bring you in. Are you sure you're up for this? We could still find another pure person; there Has to be at least one other pure-hearted soul in Colorado."
" There isn't any time, Tommy. You said yourself that these things like to spread in the planet's water system; the problem is trying to infect everybody else in the country right as we speak…i don't want to live knowing I could have done something to save my friends and family and didn't. Just make sure your aim is good."
"Tweek, i know I'm being a broken record here but have you thought about how are you sacrificing yourself will effect your friends and family? After all, you are an only child, so your parents won't have any other children, and what about Stan, Kyle, Butters? How do you think your Death will affect them? Do you think they can handle losing another beloved friend?"
Tweek looked away for a moment and remembered the possible futures Kenny had shown him where he had died.
"What do you suggest then?"
"I have one idea, but it's hazardous, but if done right, we should be able to kill the head parasite without killing you."
(One Hour later, Mephesto's
Observatory)
Kevin grabbed Billie by her slender body. He looked into the Dog's eyes and saw a look of intelligence starting right back at him.
Mephesto had treated this Dog better than Kevin himself had ever been treated, and why? Because she shows signs of advanced intelligence after being given several shots and then being fed tiny pieces of the meteorite.
To think Mephesto at prized intelligence over everything else and look where that got him, completely cut up and destroyed, and now he would do the same thing to this dog!
Kevin began to squeeze the Dog's body, but his new master ordered him to stop.
"Don't do that, you ignoramus; I need to run to several tests on her!" Kyle said.
Kyle's body already looked like he had aged several decades.
"But I hate her! She must die. The doctor treated her better than me." Kevin replied.
"You can wait; I have to find out why she's not coming under my control like the rest of these Ape men and women have."
Kyle then noticed a large clump of his hair had just fallen out.
"Dammit, this body is already rotting away too quickly. I need to find that pure soul and soon!"
Kyle then turned around and looked at the possessed bodies of Stan, Butters, and Dog poo.
"Bring me the girl that wasn't affected."
Francis brought over a now Tied up Heidi Turner.
Kyle faced her and smiled.
"I wonder why you haven't been affected, my dear? Let's find out, shall we?"
Kyle then grabbed a small bright green pebble off of the table and looked back at Heidi.
"Open wide."
Kyle was about to shove the pebble in her mouth, but before he could, Dog poo tapped him on the shoulder.
"Master, there is someone at the front door." Dog poo said.
Kyle put the pebble in his pocket.
"I'll be right back." He then looked at the cameras and saw two young boys waiting outside the observatory.
Kyle then felt it; the one human with a pure soul was near. It had to be one of these boys.
"Let them in!" Kyle shouted.
The door slowly opened, and the two boys walked in. Kyle looked through his memories and found the two boys as well as their names. They were Tweek Tweak and Tommy Turner.
The one named Tommy held a gun to the back of Tweek's head.
"I found the pure one, master," Tommy said.
Kyle looked Tweek up and down a few times, then smiled at him.
"Yes, you are a pure one. You're going to help me Drain this rock of every last resource."
"Ugh! And what if I choose not to help you?" Tweek asked while trying to control his shaking.
"You won't have a choice."
Kyle then grabbed Tweek by the head! Green slime flew out of Kyle's nose and ears and entered into Tweek's.
Tweek watched kyle's Body turn back to Normal while falling to the ground. Tweek could feel himself slowly losing control of his body.
"Tommy…N-Now!"
Tommy grabbed his M1911 pistol and shot Tweek in the back of the head!
Tweek fell to the floor with a sickening thud!
The entire room was silent for a moment. Before Tommy could do anything, Kevin grabbed Tommy by the neck and began to strangle the boy!
"You killed my Master!"
Tommy began to feel himself starting to blackout.
As he closed his eyes, he immediately felt the grip around his neck disappear.
Tommy fell to the floor!
He opened his eyes and saw the monster strangling him had transformed back into a small simian-like humanoid.
Tommy angrily tried to grab Kevin to strangle the little creature, but Billie beat him to it!
The greyhound grabbed Kevin in its jaws and whipped the tiny humanoid back and forth until she heard a grating snapping sound coming from Kevin's Body.
Billie then began to chew on the little man until she finally swallowed him.
Tommy then felt someone latch onto him immediately. He looked down and saw Heidi was crying onto his shoulder.
He patted his sister on the back and tried his best to comfort her.
"T-Tommy, what have you done?! You killed Tweek!"
"His name is Richard, not Tweek."
"Tommy, are you listening to yourself right now?! It doesn't matter; you killed my friend!"
The two then heard a weak moan.
Heidi noticed Tommy smile.
"Not yet, I haven't, my dear sister."
Tommy then ran over to Tweek and put his ear on Tweek's chest, and his smile grew even wider when he heard a heartbeat.
"He's still alive, Heidi. Quick, grab me the closest things you can find to surgical tools in here! We need to get the Bullet out before it getts any deeper in his Brain.
"Hold on, what are you-"
"Heidi, please! There is no time!"
Heidi looked around the lab and grabbed every little tool or scalpel she could find, and handed them to her brother.
Just as she was doing this, Stan, as well as everyone else, began to come back to their senses.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?!" Stan shouted.
Stan was about to throw Tommy off of Tweek, but Heidi got in his way.
"Stan, no! Tommy is trying to save Tweek." Heidi said.
"Im not trying to save Tweek; I am Saving him," Tommy said as he carefully pulled the bullet out of his friend's head then quickly began to stitch the back of Tweek's head closed.
"Ok, he's safe for now, but he still needs medical attention. How far is the nearest hospital?!" Tommy shouted.
"Hell's pass is only ten minutes from here, but all the Doctors are here. Can't they help him here?" Butters asked.
"No, he needs real medical equipment to save his brain! Where is the other nearest hospital?!"
"St. Catherine's in West Park," Kyle said.
"Somone help me carry him out."
Kyle ran over and helped pick Tweek up.
"We need to get him out of there fast. Does anyone have a car?"
Everyone started looking around for car keys.
"I found Car keys!" Scott Malkinson said.
"Give them to me; I'll drive you, boys, there." Coach McElroy said as he took the keys from Scott and followed Tommy and Kyle to the Garage.
Coach McElroy and the boys found the car and drove out of the observatory.
As they were driving away, Kyle held Tweek's hand closely.
Tommy noticed Kyle beginning to tear up.
"Are you sure he's going to be ok, Tommy?" Kyle asked while wiping away a tear.
"I don't know for sure, but as long as I have known Tweek, he's shown me that he's a fighter. If he wants to live, he will."
Kyle then felt Tweek squeeze his hand.
"Keep fighting, Buddy, keep fighting. " Kyle said.
(Back at the Observatory)
Stan looked out the window as the jeep drove further and further away.
"You ok, Stan?"
Stan turned around and looked at his girlfriend, Wendy Testaburger.
"No, Babe. I'm not ok." Stan Answered.
"You're worried about Tweek, Arent you?"
"Is it that obvious?"
Wendy wrapped her arms around Stan's waist and rested her chin on his shoulder.
"I feel so useless right now, Wendy. I wish I could do something to help Tweek."
"There is something you can do…Stan, I know you're not very religious, but I think a prayer would help."
Wendy, c'mon. I hear enough religious talk from Leslie and Gary all the time. I Doubt saying a few church words is going to help Tweek."
"It couldn't hurt. Stan, when you rushed into our old apartment to save Peggy, I thought you were a goner. Even though I had been an Athiest for years, I prayed to God and promised him that if he saved you and Peggy, I would worship him and pray to him every day.
If God could save you and Peggy, then im sure he can save Tweek."
Wendy then took stan by the hands, and the two began to pray.
(St. Catherine's Hospital)
A squat Doctor walked out of the operating room.
Stan, Kyle, Tommy, Butters, Heidi, Dog poo, and Francis all waited for the doctor to say something.
Eric wasn't there because he was busy stealing jello from the hospital cafeteria.
"So how is he?!" Kyle asked.
"I honestly don't know how your friend survived a gunshot to the back of the head, but he's alive."
Everyone sighed in relief.
"But unfortunately, your friend seems to be suffering from post-traumatic amnesia." The Doctor said.
"What does that mean?" Butters asked.
"It means your friend can't remember much before he got shot. He knows who he is, and he knows where he Is, but he seems not to remember how he got here, i was hoping you kids could help him remember."
"Ok, but if he doesn't remember now, he'll still get his memories back later on, right? It's just a matter of time?" Stan asked.
"Well, it's possible but doubtful. That's why I want you kids to help your friend remember now because if he doesn't remember specific events soon… there is a good chance he never will."
Before the Doctor could say anything else, the kids ran into the hospital room and all gathered around his hospital bed.
Tweek looked around at everybody with a look of shock and surprise.
"W-what are you guys doing here?" Tweek asked.
"We are here to see you, buddy. How do you feel?" Kyle asked.
"Im fine. I'm getting a little bit of a headache, but the Doctor gave me some stuff and said it would go away in an hour. So did I make the cut?" Tweek asked.
"What do you mean?" Heidi asked.
"The group tryouts, I remember coming home from the amusement park test, then everything else is a blur. Did I make the final cut?
Everyone was silent for a moment.
"Please, I wanna be part of your crew, Stan. I'm sick of being Craig, Token, and Clyde's errand boy/Punching bag. I'll do anything; I don't care about all the supernatural stuff that happens to you guys; I want to have real friends."
Stan looked sorrowfully at his friend. When they first took Tweek into their gang, he had only seen Tweek as a place filler after Kenny died. Since day one of his membership in the crew, Tweek had proved that he was more than willing to take a bullet for any of them. Tweek was a good person and an even better friend; he didn't deserve to live the rest of his life putting himself in Danger to keep him, Kyle, and Butters safe. Besides, Tweek had to keep growing as a person, and if he stayed in the crew, he wouldn't reach his full potential. Stan knew what he had to do.
Stan wiped a tear from his cheek.
"No, you didn't. I'm sorry, Tweek, but we've decided to take Butters back." Stan said.
Butters and Kyle looked shocked at what Stan had said.
Kyle was about to say something but stopped when he heard Tweek fall back onto his bed.
"So…i didn't make cut.
I'm going to spend the rest of my life as Craig's servant boy." Tweek said emotionlessly.
"No, your not!"
Everyone looked in surprise at Stan.
"You're a good person Tweek. Good people don't deserve to be treated like someone's sidekick. Besides, just because we don't want you in our crew doesn't mean that other groups won't want you with them."
"Ya right, like who?" Tweek asked.
"Dog poo and Francis are starting their own group and they wanted to know if you would be their Leader.
Isn't that right, guys?"
Dog poo quickly caught on to what Stan was saying and nodded his head.
"Yes, Francis and I don't have the leadership qualities that you have, Tweek. We need you." Dog poo said.
"Ya, you give hope to all the background kids, Tweek. Could you show us how to to be cool like you?" Francis asked.
"Ya know what; I think I will be joining your little group as well. I'm sick of being a background player."Tommy said.
"Me too, i don't wanna be left in the background either," Heidi said.
"Hey, Tweek."
Everyone's eyes turned on Kyle.
"Even though you're not in our group, if you ever need anything or if you need someone to talk to, we're here for you," Kyle said while trying to hold in his tears.
"Always," Butters said.
Tweek smiled then said: "Thanks, guys."
"Well, we'll leave you guys to your business. You all probably have a lot to talk about." Stan said as he, Kyle, and Butters walked out of the room.
The three boys didn't say a word to each other as they walked out of the hospital room.
"Hey, guys!"
Stan was the only one who turned around and looked as Francis ran towards them.
"What do you need, Francis?" Stan asked.
"I wanna say thanks. I know losing Tweek isn't going to be easy for you guys, but…thank you." Francis said.
"You better take good care of him, Francis! He's my best buddy!" Butters said as the tears begin to come down his cheeks like a waterfall.
"We will, I promise. If he ever begins to regain his memories of you guys, I'll be much sure he keeps remembering."
"Thanks," Kyle said without looking at Francis.
Francis then ran back to Tweek's hospital room while Stan, Kyle, and Butters left the hospital.
(Two Weeks Later)
"All right, start boarding the bus." Sister Maggie said as multiple Students began enter the bus for Salt Lake City, UT.
"You heard her, you little shits! Get on the bus." Mr. Garrison said.
" Watch your language, Mr. Garrison! Remember, im in charge here, and I do not tolerate cussing, understand?"
"Oh, ok, sorry." Mr. Garrison said.
Nearly every student and teacher from St. Philips Elementary was required to participate in the Mission trip.
Stan, as well as his entire class, had to wear the same white T-shirt that read: South park Catholic Mission Team.
"Stan, c'mon. I want to get a good seat on the bus for us." Wendy said before she took her boyfriend by the hand and led him onto the Bus.
Stan and Wendy got one of the last few empty seats.
Kyle and Bebe were sitting behind him. At the same time, Butters and Lola were in the seats in front of them. Eric got on the bus but was angry when he noticed that the only seat left on the bus was to the back of the Bus, where there was no Air Conditioning.
"Take your seat, Eric." Sister Maggie said as she got on the bus.
"The only seat left is the shitty one at the end. Why don't you switch me with Kyle, so he sits at the back?!"
Sister Maggie got out her paddle and Brandished it.
"What were you saying, Eric?"
"N-nothing," Eric said fearfully as he ran to the back of the bus just before it began to drive away.
Stan turned his head towards the back half of the bus and saw Tweek talking and laughing with Dog poo, Francis, Tommy, and Heidi. Things wouldn't be the same without Tweek, but Stan still didn't regret the decision he had made Two weeks ago. Kyle and Butters had been pissed with him after they had left the hospital that night, but they had eventually agreed that it was the right decision and had forgiven Stan. Butters had retained his status as the official fourth. Unfortunately, Lizzie had texted them shortly after Tweek's hospitalization that her moms were moving permanently to Bismarck because her grandparents couldn't take care of themselves anymore. Stan missed her. The group of six was now back to four. He and Kyle had begun to read through applications for new members…whoever replaced Tweek and Lizzy would have big shoes to fill.
Stan thought to himself about what would have happened in his life if Tweek had never joined their group. Would he and wendy have gotten back together? Would Leslie, Jason, and Gary have been brought back to life? Would Stan have even found out that Leslie was his long-lost Twin? Stan didn't know the answer to any of these questions but would hate to think what his life would have been like if none of these things hadn't happened. Who'd a thought that a jittery kid from his elementary school would have had such an impact on his life?
"I'm going to miss you, Tweek," Stan said to himself as the bus continued to drive on to Utah.
(George Bush Center for Intelligence, Langley, Virginia)
Special agent Harriet O'Neill waited in the conference room for her fellow member of the magical weapons division.
The door opened, and none other than Lizzy walked in and sat at the table.
"Did you get the information we require?" Harriet asked without turning her back.
"Yes. While a lot of the problems that have happened in South park are because of its people, there is one contributing factor to the supernatural problem the town seems to suffer from," Lizzy said as she took out several photos of the Eye of Ithaqua.
" This stone was the primary source of Satan's Supernatural power and is the main reason why so much magical and strange crap happens in South Park," Lizzy said.
Harriet looked over the photos and then Lizzie's report.
"Well done, agent Lizzy. I assume you'll want to, of course, take some time to recuperate from your many years of investigation in that redneck mountain town. You'll have three weeks to yourself before reporting back here for duty."
"Thank you, deputy director, if I may be so bold as to ask, what is to become of New South park now that you have this information."
"You needn't concern yourself but rest assured we have plans for New South park."
The End
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( I'd like to thank everyone for reading the story and for all the support I have been given. I will write more South park stories in the future set in this universe, including a possible sequel and spinoff focusing on Tweek's new gang of friends.)