Reacting to The Loud House

by J. Tom

A young man bring the Louds, the Casagradnes, their pets, their family, and friends into a dimension where they watch the Loud House (as well as The Casagrandes) so they can learn from their mistakes and learn more about each other. Takes place (most likely) after Season 5.

50. Chapter 50: One of the Boys

HAPPY 50TH CHAPTER!

Sorry it took so long, this one was a long one to do.

We now see that Lincoln is One of the Boys

Lucasdiaz9000 - Thanks but I think you should write them.

Outback Quack-X24 - It'll happen

Kvart284 - Never seen it

PhoenixWarriorFox88 - I was thinking of writing a one shot with it after the events of KOTC.

Braedencarnes22 - I was aware of that actually

JTWAS1994 - AWESOME MAN! I'm always hyped whenever they upload a new chapter. I'll be ecstatic when they reveal to their families their double-lives as superheroes.

Geo Soul - They'll realize it.

PLC The CD - I'll do my best

Isom - I'll use that!

Lopezdanny004 - Glad you did. I plan on writing the story.

Gloyd R. Orangeboar - Thank you!

Guest2000 - 1. They will be when Lincoln decides to stay… for now… 2. I have and I loved it!

Musizlover2008 - I'm working on three stories at once.

Monsterzilla - Thank you!

GreenD109 - Yes.

Centric C - I will.

Also, here's a random question: What would you think of a Loud House parody of Die Hard?

Enjoy!

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Title card: One of the Boys

"Isn't that one of Katy Perry's albums?" asked Chunk.

"You're right." nodded Tabby.

[Lola is having a tea party on the lawn. Lincoln is looking for food in the refrigerator.]

Lincoln: "Okay, let's see what we got." [he begins rummaging through the fridge] "Kale...onion.."quin-o-ah"?"

Clyde: "I think it's called quinoa." [he pronounces it as "keen-wah"]

"Good pronunciation McBride." Principal Huggins said approvingly.

"Thanks." smiled Clyde.

"Lincoln, what happened to your voice?" asked Sam. It was subtle, but Lincoln sounds different than usual.

"My only male sibling was in the process of going through puberty and his vocal chords matured as a result," explained Lisa.

[Lincoln tastes the quinoa and immediately spits it up.]

Lincoln: "I'd call it quin-blah! All this rabbit food can only mean one thing: Lori's on another health food kick."

[Clyde sighs and thinks about Lori wearing a bikini and walking on the beach.]

Clyde: "No wonder her skin glows like a Caribbean sunset..."

Lincoln: "Are you picturing her on the beach again?!"

Clyde: "Uh, no!" [pops his thought bubble and grins sheepishly.]

"There is a god and her name is Dr. Lopez." Lori sighed.

"Ba… ba… ba…" Bobby said at the image of Lori in a bikini on the beach, making Lori giggle.

"Why another health food kick?" asked Becky,

"Just trying to stay in shape." Lori replied.

[Lincoln finds a jar of peanut butter in the back of the fridge.]

Lincoln: "Ooh, peanut butter! Now we're talkin'!" [He scoops up the peanut butter with his fingers and messily eats it.]

"Lincoln you don't eat straight from the jar!" Rita scolded.

"It's really unsanitary." Lynn Sr. added.

"Sorry." Lincoln winced.

[Lola enters the kitchen to put her tea party cups away and notices Lincoln eating the peanut butter.]

Lola: "Ewww, Lincoln! Have a little class!" [She exits the kitchen, disgusted.]

"Lola, do you know how ironic it is for you to say that considering the fact that you and the rest of your sisters are always rambunctious all the time?" Stella said with a raised eyebrow.

"We are not!" Lola argued.

Everyone deadpanned at her, causing her to pout.

[Luan enters the kitchen with her dummy Mr. Coconuts performing a ventriloquist act.]

Mr. Coconuts: "That's all for sports, and now the weather." [Lincoln belches.] "It's cloudy with a chance of..."

Luan: "You're disgusting."

[Luan exits the room]

"Ok maybe eating like that isnt that good but that's not the most disgusting thing in your house." said Ronnie Anne.

"That's right," said Clyde. "Lola you sleep with Lana and she tends to be ten times more disgusting than eating peanut butter with the finger."

"Not to mention the farts that Lynn can push after eating." Polly pointed out.

"Or the burping… I don't remember any of you complaining about that." Stella added.

"Not to mention how strong yours are." Carl said to Lynn, Lana, and Lily.

"Yeah that's true." Luan said. "We're used to Lynn and Lana being gross, so we shouldn't really be complaining so much."

"By the way, awesome peanut butter burp bro." said Lynn.

Lincoln smirked.

Lincoln: [sighs] "My whole life is like this."

Clyde: "What are you talking about, Lincoln?! You got it made; one guy surrounded by ten awesome sisters!"

Lincoln: "Oh, Clyde. Sweet, innocent Clyde."

"Are we not awesome?" Leni asked.

"When you're not ganging up on Lincoln or being oblivious to the universe you are." said Ronnie Anne.

[Several flashbacks of his sisters causing him dismay.]

[Cut to several flashbacks of the sisters causing him dismay. The first flashback begins with all the girls waiting in line for the bathroom. The line moves slowly as Lincoln gets more and more impatient. It is now Lincoln's turn to use the bathroom.]

Lincoln: "Finally!" [he enters the bathroom, but quickly runs out.] "Gah! Forgot my loofah!"

[Lincoln returns to the bathroom only to see another long line has already formed since he left.]

Lincoln: "Dang it!"

"Ok how is that a line formed that quickly again?" Ronnie Anne asked.

"One of the problems of having one bathroom." Lincoln sighed.

"Maybe adding another batroom to the house would be a good idea." said Albert.

Rita and Lynn Sr shivered.

"We...tried that once." said Rita.

"Didn't go well." added Lynn Sr.

[The second flashback starts with Lincoln walking down the stairs.]

Lincoln: [calling out] "Mom! I'm off to see Ronnie Anne!"

[His sisters ambush him after hearing he's going to see Ronnie Anne.]

Sisters: "You're meeting Ronnie Anne?!"

[They all crowd him and talk over each other, grooming him while telling him what he should do before meeting her.]

Lana: "In that shirt?!"

Lynn: "Ho ho! You call that posture?!"

Leni: "And what about your hair?!"

Lori: "Are you wearing clean underwear?"

Everyone stared in shock.

"Seriously?" Carl asked.

"Is that why you showed up wearing a suit that day?" Ronnie Anne asked.

"Yep." Lincoln nodded.

"Do you always pester him like that everytime we go out?" Ronnie Anne groaned.

"We only wanted him to look good." Lori argued.

"Yeah and not ruin the date." said Lola.

"That wasn't even a date. I was just going to her house for a video game marathon, then skateboarding, and then the arcade." said Lincoln.

"AND WE AREN'T A COUPLE!" Ronnie Anne snapped.

The girls blushed sheepishly.

"Then again, at least you looked handsome." Ronnie Anne smiled, blushing.

Lincoln smiled and blushed as well, making Sid and the sisters smile warmly at them.

[The third flashback plays; the kids are having a sibling meeting in Lori and Leni's room.]

Lori: "Okay people, I'm accepting ideas on how we should spend the day."

Lincoln: [raising his hand] "Ooh, ooh! We could go to Dairyland!" [the sisters make a buzzer noise and give him a thumbs down.] "Okay... How 'bout Gus' Games and Grub!" [His sisters do the same thing as before and make a buzzer noise and give him a thumbs down.]

"Girls!" Lynn Sr., Rita, and Albert exclaimed angrily.

Lincoln: "How about-"

[The girls do the exact same thing a third time before he could suggest somewhere else.]

"Like I said, you all just love ganging up on him!" Ronnie Anne said angrily.

"No we don't!" protested Lana.

"Then what did we just see?" Sid said back, making her shut up.

"It's not fair to Lincoln when it comes to decision making 'cause he's always outnumbered by you." Stella said sternly.

"It's like his ideas are nothing more than garbage to you girls." huffed Mollie.

Lori: "I know some place we'd all like!"

[The scene then cuts to all the sisters having a good time at the mall while Lincoln sits on a bench - alone and angry.]

"All of you, or just you girls?" scoffed Carl.

"I don't think Lincoln enjoys the mall like you." said Albert, crossing arms, clearly not impressed.

"But we all love the mall...why wouldn't he want to go there?" asked Leni.

"Try going having to be put as a bag carrier or on baby watch all the time." Lincoln grumped.

"Plus, as Stella said, the vote is always unfair for Lincoln." said Zach.

"Though I didn't mind going, I still wanted to go to Dairyland." Lincoln added.

"That reminds me." said Clyde as he faced the girls. "Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, Lisa, you guys love Dairyland as proven in that episode about Lincoln choosing between there or the beach. How come you didn't vouch for him on that?"

The five in question traded nervous glances.

"We… like the mall more?" Luan said with a nervous smile.

Clyde facepalmed.

"Either way, Lincoln's say on the matter matters just as much as yours." Rita told her daughters sternly. "Just because he's the only boy doesn't mean he's gonna agree with every single one of your decisions to spend the day."

"And from what we've seen, you girls seemed to be going to the mall often as something you want to do while Lincoln just sits there and puts up with it." Lynn Sr. added. "It doesn't hurt to change it up."

"That's funny coming from the guy who served his family the same 7 weekly meals for a month." snarked Mr. Grouse, making Lynn Sr. blush sheepishly.

"Either way, your parents are right." said Albert. "Just because there's 10 of you girls and one boy that doesn't mean he can't have a say in any of it or that his ideas are lame."

The girls looked down in shame.

[The fourth and final flashback starts with Lincoln is sitting on his bed, playing a handheld video game.]

Lincoln: "Ow, ow, ow! Thumb cramp!"

[His sisters all barge into his room.]

Sisters: "Awwww, poor Linky!"

Lori: "Oh, here's Bun-Bun!" [she offers him his stuffed rabbit.]

The girls giggled while the boys chuckled.

Leni: [holding Lily] "Let Lily kiss your boo-boo better!"

"Aww!" everyone gushed.

Lily then crawled up to Lincoln and kissed him on the cheek. Leni did so on the other cheek too. Lincoln smiled at them.

Lola and Lana: [unrolling bandages] "Gauze! Stat!"

"Jeez that's overboard." Bobby remarked.

"Girls, I get that you want to help your brother but that was a bit much just like that papercut." Rita lightly chided.

"You're one to talk Mom." said Lincoln as he faced everyone. "One time I stubbed my toe and she scooped me up into a hug and started kissing me."

Rita blushed. "Well like I said earlier you're my only baby boy." she said as she hugged him. "I can't help but get protective of you over anything bad that happens to you." she said as she kissed him on the forehead.

"That's most likely because he's the only boy in the family." said Carlos.

"I actually don't mind it when they dote on me unless it's too much. It let's me know they care." said Lincoln.

The girls and Rita hugged him.

"Well whenever Connor get hurt or sick me, Cassy, and Mom tend to dote on him " said Carol, giggling at a memory. "One time he wasn't looking where he was going and walked right into a wall and the three of us sprang into action and did what you girls just did to Lincoln."

"Same here. When it comes to Simon, me and Mom just smother him whenever he gets hurt." Sam said in agreement.

"Yeah, but I do mind when Lisa uses some crazy devices or gadget on me." siad Lincoln, looking angrily at Lisa.

Lisa: [She runs into the room with an AED.] "Clear!"

[She shocks Lincoln as the camera pans out of his room and his scream can be heard.]

"LISA!" Lynn Sr., Rita, and Albert cried.

"That was unnecessary and dangerous!" cried Maria.

"Indeed. AEDs are meant for people suffering heart attacks, not thumb cramps." said Arturo.

"My apologies." said Lisa.

[The scene returns where Clyde and Lincoln are together in the kitchen.]

Clyde: "Hm, I see your point."

Lincoln: "I tell you, Clyde, sometimes I wish I had ten brothers." [he continues eating the peanut butter as he was before.]

Everyone was taken aback.

"That's harsh." said Sam.

"Come on, I bet all of you once in a while have imagined your sibling or siblings as the same gender as you or different." said Lincoln.

Everyone pondered that.

"Well yeah, it would be cool to have another brother in addition to you Linc." said Lynn.

"Yeah, I've thought that too." said Lana.

"Well Lynn and I wanted to have a few more boys but we ended up with five more girls, not that we minded 'cause we love them." said Rita. "But Lincoln being the only boy makes him special."

Lincoln smiled. "Thanks Mom. Though I wouldn't be surprised if I ever heard Dad say, 'Your mother is pregnant.' again."

[Lisa enters the kitchen and snatches the peanut butter away from him.]

Lisa: "And I wish you would not eat our communal peanut butter with your booger-picking finger!"

Lincoln: "See what I mean?"

Lisa: [in contemplation] "Hmmm..."

"She does have a point." said Carlota.

"What are you planning Lisa?" asked Dante.

[That night, Lincoln is sound asleep when a shadow casts over him. He wakes up to find that it's Lisa. He yelps at her sudden presence and grabs the light chain, turning on the light.]

"And usually that's Lucy's department." said Casey.

Lucy shrugged.

Lisa: "I've been pondering your wish from earlier."

Lincoln: "My wish?"

Lisa: "Yes. I think I can help you out." [pulls out some kind of wristwatch] "This wristwatch can transport you to an alternate dimension in which you'll have ten brothers."

"That seems like a bit too good to be true." said Persephone.

Lincoln: [sarcastic] "Riiiiiight..." [gets down from chain] "Lisa, I think you've been playing with too many kiddie chemicals."

[Lisa presses the button on the watch and a portal opens up.]

Everyone was awed.

"Lisa, did you actually invent that?!" Lynn asked in shock.

"Indeed I did." said Lisa. "However, it was still in the testing stage at the time so I don't remember doing this here."

Everyone traded confused looks.

"You'll all see why." said Lincoln.

Lincoln: [surprised] "Holy moly! Awesome!" [proceeds to enter it, but stops] "Wait. Why are you doing this for me?"

Lisa: "I need beta testers. Now, are we doing this, or am I sending Lana to a dimension where she's a toad?"

"Aw man that would've been awesome!" Lana complained.

"Maybe some other time Lana." Skippy said, patting her on the back.

Lincoln: "Oh, we're doing it!"

Lisa: "One word of caution: you only have 24 hours to return home. Otherwise, you'll be stuck there forever."

"That sounds scary." said Bobby.

"Again, testing stage." said Lisa.

Lincoln: "Got it!" [grabs the watch and puts it on] "Let's do this!"

[A timer starts ticking down from the 24 hour limit.]

Lisa: "Good luck. I gotta go break the bad news to Lana."

[Lisa pushes Lincoln into the vortex as he screams.]

"You could've just let him go through himself." said Winston.

"I would've if I had remembered it." said Lisa.

[Lincoln comes out on the other end of the portal and it closes. Everything looks the same.]

Lincoln: "Hmm...this doesn't look like a different dimension."

"I can see why it still needs to be tested, it's a dud." said Carl.

"Actually…" Lincoln began.

[Just then, a male version of Lori comes out texting on his phone.]

Loki: "That is literally LOL! Hurry up, Loni! Time to go!"

Everyone's jaws dropped.

"What." said Casey.

"The." said Nikki.

"Heck?!" exclaimed Sameer.

"So it did work!" exclaimed CJ.

"OMG is that a boy version of me?!" Lori exclaimed.

"Yep. That's your male counterpart, Loki Loud." said Lincoln.

"Loki? Like the guy from the Thor and Avengers movies?" asked Leni.

"That sounds more suitable for Luan's doppelganger," noted David.

"Well they do sound similar in terms of names." said Benny.

[Loni, the male version of Leni, walks into the doorway.]

Loni: "Ooh! Whoa. Loki, who moved the doorway?"

"OMGosh, is that me?!" exclaimed Leni.

"Yep. Your male counterpart is Loni Loud." said Lincoln.

"I like those sunglasses." said Jackie.

[Enter a male version of Luna.]

Luke: "I'm ready, brah!" [strums his guitar; in a British accent] "Let's rock!"

"Holy Diver, is that a boy me?!" exclaimed Luna.

"Your male counterpart, Luke Loud." said Lincoln.

"I always wondered what you would look like with a mohawk." said Rusty.

Dispute not swinging that way, Sam couldn't help but think the boy version of Luna was kinda cute.

[Enter a male version of Luan and a female version of Mr. Coconuts.]

Lane: [speaking as his dummy] "I wooden miss it!" [speaking as himself now and giggling] "Good one, Mrs. Coconuts!"

"That's me and Mr. Coconuts!" exclaimed Luan.

"Technically, that's your male counterpart Lane and Mrs. Coconuts." corrected Lincoln.

"And that bowlcut is so hideous!" exclaimed Leni. "I'm sorry, but only boys like Liam can pull them off."

"Thanks." Liam smiled.

[The four boys head downstairs much to Lincoln's bewilderment.]

"Is it just me, or do the oldest Loud brothers sound like the 2012 versions of the TMNT?" asked Zach.

"TMNT?" asked Luna.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," answered Clyde.

"And you're right, they do." nodded Sameer.

"Which version?" asked Lincoln.

"The 2012 series." Carl replied, being a ninja lover himself.

[Enter a male version of Lynn.]

Boy Lynn: [carrying a football] "62! Hut!"

[He is followed by a male version of Lucy.]

Lars: "Sigh." [closes door]

"Gasp! Our male counterparts." said Lucy.

"Whoa, this is freaky." said Lynn.

"Yeah, Lucy's male counterpart is Lars, and Lynn's is… well… still Lynn. I call him Boy Lynn." said Lincoln.

"What?!" Lynn exclaimed in surprise. "Even as a boy I don't get a boy name like Lyle or Lark or Lucas? What a rip!"

"Then again, Lynn is both a boy and girl name." said Principal Rivers. "As proven by you and your father."

"You'd be surprised how many unisex names there are out there like Lynn, Max, Charlie, Spencer, Lonnie, Ronnie, Sam, etc." nodded Principal Ramirez.

Luna and Sam traded giggling glances since the majority of the audience hadn't met Sam yet… or knew that Luna was dating someone named Sam but didn't know she was a girl.

[Enter a male version of Lana with a frog as a horn blares at him.]

Leif: "Quit honking, Lexx, or you'll get a frog down your pants!"

[Lexx, the male version of Lola, is driving what looks like Lola's car only stylized as a military jeep with an angry face painted on it.]

Lexx: "Touch me, and I'm telling!" [honks] "MOM!"

"It's us as boys!" Lana and Lola exclaimed.

"Yup. Lana's boy counterpart is Leif and Lola's is, as he likes to be called, Prince Lexx." said Lincoln.

"I like that army car." said CJ.

"Yeah, pretty cool." nodded Carl.

"Was Lexx wearing pink gloves?" asked Rocky.

"No, it was more of a salmon color." said Lola.

[The male twins start fighting. Enter a male version of Lisa.]

"My male counterpart…" gasped Lisa.

"Yep. That's Levi." said Lincoln.

Levi: "Can you Cro-Magnons diminish the cacophony so our youngest sibling can suspend consciousness?"

[Leon, the male version of Lily cries.]

Twins: "Speak English, Levi!"

Levi: "Shut your pie-holes so Leon can nap!"

"I'm guessing Leon is Lily." said Benny.

Lincoln nodded.

[Lincoln, still bewildered, looks at the watch and realizes that it worked.]

Lincoln: "Holy moly!"

[The remaining brothers head downstairs.]

"I gotta say, this is freaky." said Sid.

"I don't know whether to be amazed or weirded out." said Mr. Grouse.

Everyone then noticed that the Loud sisters were staring.

"Uh… are you ten ok?" asked Tabby.

Truth be told, the Loud sisters were a moz between amazed and a little weirded out at their male counterparts. But deep down… they thought they actually looked kinda cute.

Levi: "Will you be joining us, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: [disgusted] "Ugh. Where are we going? The mall?"

[All scoff and laugh]

Boy Lynn: "Yeah, right."

Loki: "You're literally hilarious, Lincoln! We're going to Dairyland. It was your idea."

"What's wrong with the mall?" asked Leni.

"Not everyone likes to go there Leni." said Mandee.

"And unless there's an Ace Savvy convention or a store your brother and his friends like opens up, they don't either." added Becky.

Lincoln: "Sweet! My sisters would never all wanna go to Dairyland!"

"Not all the time." said Luna.

"From what we've seen, I remain skeptical." said Ronnie Anne.

Loni: [walks into the front doorway; confused] "Sisters?"

Lincoln: "Uh...you know, the nuns. They hate amusement parks."

[He laughs nervously and follows the rest of his brothers to Vanzilla. Loni shrugs and closes the door on his way out.]

"Nice save." said Margo.

[The van drives across Royal Woods while the boys are cheering.]

Loki: "Yes! Dairyland was awesome!"

Lane: "Great idea, Lincoln."

Luke: "Yeah, way to go, bro."

Brothers: "You're the man, Lincoln!"

Lincoln: [belches] "Whoops. Sorry."

Boy Lynn: "You should be sorry, 'cause that was weak!" [makes a bigger belch]

"Impressive Boy Me." Lynn said approvingly.

"Can you belch like that Lynn?" asked Lana.

Lynn smiled and thumped her chest before letting out a burp just like Boy Lynn's.

*BUUUUURRRRRRP!*

"Does that answer your question Lans?" Lynn smirked.

Lana was in awe as she nodded. Lynn chuckled as she lifted up Lana's cap and ruffled her hair.

Leif: "Ha. That was nothing. Check this." [farts with armpit]

"I can do that too!" Lana said, making farts with her armpit.

Loki: "Oh, yeah? Well, nothing beats the real thing." [farts for real]

[The boys cheer Loki on and stop at Gus' Games N' Grub.]

"He actually likes being gassy?" Lori said in confusion.

"You should embrace it like me, Lana, and Lily do." said Lynn.

"Yeah, everyone does it." nodded Lana.

"I won't!" said Lori before realizing what she was saying. "I mean, I wouldn't if I was!"

Loki: "Chow time, boys."

Lincoln: "Gus's Games N' Grub? No way!" [rushes inside]

[Five pizzas are put on their table.]

Loki: "Five pies for ten guys!"

Lane: "I sure hope Mom and Dad gave us enough dough!" [laughs] "Get it?"

"Awesome pun!" said Luan, giggling.

[Lincoln picks up a slice, but realizes what he's touching it with.]

Lincoln: [bummed] "Sorry, I'm touching the pizza with my booger-picking finger."

Leif: "Are you kidding me? You use your finger for your booger picking? I use my thumb!" [puts thumb in nostril]

[The boys all tell Lincoln what they pick their boogers with, each with a different part of their hands...or their feet, which makes him happy.]

"Eww!" the girls (barring the tomboys) cringed.

"Oh lighten up." said Rusty.

"I use my thumb too." said Lana.

"And I can use my big toes." said Lynn.

"How can you even do that?" asked Mollie, disgusted.

"Lots of practice." Lynn replied.

"Can you teach me?" Lana asked eagerly.

"Is Derek Jeter's Home Run amount 260?" Lynn asked.

There was silence until Margo, Paula, Francisco, Polly, and Liam answered, "Yes."

"Then yeah!" said Lynn.

Lana beamed.

[Later, they arrive home where this dimension's Rita, wearing Lynn Sr.'s clothes, is taking out the trash with Leon.]

Alt. Rita: "There's my army. How was Dairyland?"

"Is that me?" Rita asked in shock.

"Yeah… but you're still a woman in that dimension." said Frida, confused.

"And look Lily, there's your male version Leon!" said Luan.

"Wow…" Lily said in awe.

Loki: [kisses his mom] "It was awesome!"

Boy Lynn: [kisses her] "Hi, Mom!"

Leif: [kisses her and belches] "Bye, Mom!"

"You would think that she would scold him for burping in her face." said Lori.

"He's six, whaddya gonna do." shrugged Sam.

[The boys head inside while this dimension's Lynn Sr., wearing Rita's clothes, is getting out the second garbage can.]

Alt. Lynn Sr.: "Hey, boys!"

"And there's me!" exclaimed Lynn Sr.

"That is quite weird." said Hector. "I mena, the Loud sisters are now the Loud brothers, but the only thing different about Rita and Lynn Sr. are their clothing colors."

Leif: "PILE ON DAD!"

[Lynn Sr. screams and is pounced by Leif with his sons joining in on the fun.]

"Nwo that looks like fun." said Lynn.

"I get that a lot too." said Carlos.

CJ, Carl, and Carlitos traded fistbumps.

"So does our dad." said Rusty, him and Rocky high-fiving each other.

Levi: "We got you!"

Lars: "Say uncle."

Loni: "I thought he was our dad."

Everyone facepalmed.

Alt. Lynn Sr.: [begging for mercy] "UNCLE!"

[The boys cheer and run off]

Alt. Lynn Sr.: [groaning in pain] "Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to have daughters."

"Do you ever wonder that with your daughters?" Kotaro asked.

"Sometimes, but I love them all the same." said Lynn Sr.

[Lincoln looks at how much time is left.]

Lincoln: "Only 12 more hours. I wish this didn't have to end." [inspired] "Wait. Why does it have to? What if I didn't go back?" [Runs upstairs where his brothers are playing Hockey in the hallway and tosses the wristwatch in the wastebasket.] "Guys, guess what? I'm staying!"

The sisters were incredibly jealous of their male counterparts, even the normally stoic Lisa, and they were feeling quite hurt that Lincoln was having a better time with the guys than with them.

Lily said to him in a sad voice, "Linky... were we... not good enough for you?" looking hurt and trying not to cry.

Lincoln said, looking around at anywhere but his sisters, "No, please, you don't understand-"

Lisa said, in an icy-cold voice with pain, "And even worse, you decided to throw your only means of going back home away? What in the name of Schrödinger's Cat were you thinking, Lincoln?! Has it ever occurred to you that they could be a lot worse than we are?!" She was so hurt that she threw her glasses on the floor. Although they broke, they magically repaired themselves, and Lisa continued, "Didn't... didn't we mean anything to you...?" Lisa was so mad, her face was red.

Lola simply refused to talk to Lincoln at all because she was very near close to crying, but Lana was the voice of her rage, "You just ditched us like that without a second thought?!" tears of pain flowing down her eyes. "You mean the world to us, and you'd just wanna leave us to be with them?! You'd replace us with them?!"

Lucy said, her voice genuinely gloomy and with pain in it, tearing up, "Do you know what your leaving would have done to us, Lincoln? Without you, any sunlight I have left in my life would be gone... I would have no reason to live. As for them, well... you can see how they're feeling about this."

Lynn said, jealousy and anger lacing her voice as well as pain, "Bro, I know we might've hurt you in the past... but I didn't think we hurt you that badly. What was it that we did wrong, huh? What was it that we did so wrong to you that it merited you ditching us?!" She said with acid on those last three words. "TELL ME! How can we make it up to you?!" She said, pulling on his shirt with tears threatening to fall. Apparently, one of Lynn's worst fears, along with her sisters, was Lincoln suddenly being gone one day.

This is why Lincoln didn't want his sisters to see his dream. This exact reaction, right here. To see them all so mad, hurt, and in pain because of something that was supposed to be private... he couldn't say anything to Lynn.

Lincoln muttered, "If I told you, you probably wouldn't believe me. This was supposed to be something I kept private because you guys would've been heartbroken if I just explained this to you."

Luan said, just as mad and hurt, "You know, I've heard of some pretty sick and just outright uncalled for jokes in my day, and even I've gone too far for a laugh, but if this was intended to be one... it's the worst joke you've ever told THIS crowd, Lincoln." refusing to look at him.

Luna shook her head and told him, "Do you even know what your leaving would do to all of us, luv? Not just us, what about your friends? What about Clyde? Ronnie Anne, for God's sake, luv! What, they don't mean anything to you, either?" Sam felt her hand being squeezed by Luna, feeling how angry Luna is about seeing this.

Leni just ran up to him with a bear hug, crying and begging Lincoln not to leave them, let alone even think about the idea. Poor Leni was too torn up to say anything.

Lori was just too hurt to say anything, all she did was look at the ground and yell at herself of what she could've done wrong for Lincoln to want to leave and never return. What could there be said about leaving your family behind for your own desires?

Lincoln said to them all, as he sat on Leni's lap since she wouldn't let him go, afraid he'd disappear, "Well... where do I begin? If what we saw in the beginning didn't spell it out for you, then allow me: while I may love you guys more than anything on this planet, I was just... tired of being smothered by a bunch of girls, having my ideas be ignored, and never getting to do what i wanted with you guys even though I always did what you wanted almost daily. I just wanted some space and I just wanted to know what it would be like to actually have brothers, but when we get to that part later... you'll see why I don't think that anymore. You think I would've learned my lesson of not wanting you to change for anything, but no... let's just say my own 'brothers' made me pay for forgetting that lesson. I'm genuinely a fool and..." he pulls off of Leni's arms, too upset to watch anymore, "...I don't deserve you. I don't deserve any of you guys." He said, turning his back on everyone. "In the end, I regretted ever thinking such a horrible thought... especially with what they did to me."

That sparked concern in everybody.

"What happened?" asked Lori.

"Just watch." Lincoln replied.

[The boys look on puzzled]

Loki: "Okay."

Luke: "Whatever."

[Male Lynn belches]

"Please, I can do better." Lynn scoffed, trying to wipe away her tears.

Lincoln: "Hang on, bros! Let me grab my Hockey stick!"

[He runs into where his room would but crashes into a shelf where it's revealed that in this dimension, the linen closet is still a linen closet.]

"Wait, he doesn't have his own room?" Paula asked in surprise.

Lincoln: "Uh, hey..." [Sees them charging and gets out of the way.] "Lynn! Heh...where's my room?"

Boy Lynn: "Right where it always is, weirdo."

[It turns out Lincoln bunks with Male Lynn and Lars. He shares a bunk bed with Male Lynn and Lars sleeps in a vampire coffin.]

Lincoln: "Three of us live in here?"

[Lars rises from out of his coffin.]

Boy Lynn: "Where else would we sleep? The linen closet?" [laughs]

"How come Lincoln never shared a room with you two when you guys were rotating rooms with more kids coming in?" asked Norm.

"Yeah, the three are closer in age." added Sergio.

"That thought never really crossed our minds." said Lynn Sr.

"But we'd figured that Lincoln would need his own space as the only boy." said Rita.

"And I don't mind my room no matter how small." said Lincoln.

Lincoln: [checking his top bunk] "Hey, where's Bun-Bun?"

Lars: "Luke flushed him."

Boy Lynn: "Lars gave him a very dignified funeral."

Lars: "Thank you."

Lincoln: [devastated] "Not Bun-Bun!"

Everyone gasped.

"My male counterpart did what?!" exclaimed Luna.

"That's mean!" exclaimed Sid.

"Why would he even do that?!" asked Frida.

"Some people are just too immature." said Morpheus.

Boy Lynn: "Well..." [yawns] "...night, bro." [roughly punches Lincoln's arm]

Lincoln: [rubbing his arm] "Ow!"

"Somehow Boy Lynn's punches were harder than Girl Lynn's." said Lincoln.

"You punch your brother in the arm?" Albert asked his fifth granddaughter.

"Not on purpose!" said Lynn. "Just a little roughhousing."

"A little is hard to believe." said Margo.

[That night, as Lincoln tries to get some sleep, a swarm of bats comes out of his pillow and he screams in horror.]

Lars: "Oh. There's my bat colony."

"Luckily, Fangs and I keep his friends under control." said Lucy.

[The next morning, Lincoln wakes up to find Lars' bat colony over his head and screams in horror and falls to the floor.]

Boy Lynn: "One for waking me." [punches Lincoln right into Lars's coffin.]

Lincoln: "Ow."

Lars: [rises out of coffin] "And one for scratching my coffin." [punches Lincoln]

"OK that was uncalled for!" exclaimed Ronnie Anne.

"Yeah, it was an accident!" added Liam.

"And it was technically Boy Lynn who scratched Lars' coffin." added Rosa.

Lincoln: [rubbing his arm] "Ow." [notices something] "No line for the bathroom? Sweet!" [rushes in]

"That's a first." said Lola.

[The bathroom is a total and complete mess, making Lincoln scream in horror.]

"Eww!" everyone cringed.

"The same happened to our bathroom a few times." shuddered Lynn Sr.

Luke: [yawning] "What's your damage, bro? You woke me up."

Lincoln: "Look! The bathroom is disgusting!"

Luke: "You're right, bro. We can't live like this. Let's go clean it! We'll start with the toilet!" [grabs Lincoln]

Lincoln: "Huh? Hey hey hey!"

[The door closes]

Luke: "Swirly time, dude!"

[Lincoln screams at the swirly he's given and comes out with his brothers laughing at his expense.]

"How dare he!" snarled Lola.

"That's so gross!" gagged Leni.

Luna turned to Lincoln. "You know I'd never do that to you, right bro?" she asked.

"I know you wouldn't." Lincoln replied.

Lane: "How's it goin', Stinkin'?"

"Hey, that's my name for him!" exclaimed Lynn.

"That does get annoying Lynn." Lincoln said with a deadpan expression.

"And that's not a joke, that's just mean!" Luan said angrily.

[Lincoln then trips over and hurts his thumb.]

Lincoln: "Ow!"

Loni: "Aw, you're fine. Shake it off."

"A cramp is not something you can just shake off!" exclaimed Polly.

[Leon crawls up to Lincoln.]

Lincoln: "Leon? You wanna kiss my boo-boo and make it better?" [Leon bites Lincoln's thumb.] "OW!"

Loki: "Kiss your boo-boo?"

[As the boys continue to laugh, Lincoln sucks his thumb since no one will kiss it to make it feel better.]

"That jewk!" Lily said angrily.

"Biting a cramp just makes it worse!" exclaimed Maria.

"And how can they think someone getting hurt is funny?" asked Leni.

"Yeah, that only worked in cartoons and movies." added Luan.

"I'm starting to see what Lincoln meant by 'what they did to him'." said Haiku.

[Lincoln is now wearing only his regular jeans, belt buckle and sneakers.]

Lincoln: "Does nobody do laundry?"

Boy Lynn: [picking his nose with his big toe] "Oh, yeah! Got a winner!"

"I didn't even think that was possible." said Carl.

"Oh it is." said Lynn, smirking.

[The twins are wearing Lincoln's shirts.]

Lincoln: "Uh, why are you guys wearing my shirts?"

Leif: "Duh, 'cause ours were dirty."

"OK no, if we had dirty clothes, or if I had dirty clothes, I would throw them in the wash immediately." said Lola.

"What about if there are full loads in there?" asked Laird.

"Then I'd ask either Lucy or Lisa for spares." Lola replied.

"More than likely you'd just take 'em." said Lisa.

Lincoln: "Well, now I don't have any clean ones, and I'm supposed to hang out with Ronnie Anne!"

"Wait, I'm still a guy in this dimension?" asked Ronnie Anne.

"Was this dimension specifically designed for Lincoln?" asked Grant.

"You got me." said Bobby.

Loki: [condescendingly] "Ooh, the prince needs a clean shirt when he sees his princess!"

Brothers: "Ooooooooooh!" [laugh]

Lincoln: [visibly blushing] "Cut it out, guys!"

"Again, this is why we're Lincoln's bros." said Rusty.

"Yeah, we don't tease the hell out of him about his crushes." said Liam.

"Just like what he doesn't to us or hsi sisters." added Zach.

Lane: "You know, if you wear your pants higher, you won't need a SHIRT!" [pulls Lincoln's pants upward on the word "shirt", giving him an inverse wedgie and laughs.]

Lincoln: [sarcastically] "Thanks a lot." [pulls pants down] "Now I need clean underwear, too."

Lane: "I'm just playin', bro." [ruffles Lincoln's hair]

"Ooh that looked painful!" cringed Clyde, remembering when Anderson, Taylor, and Pablo did that to him, Lincoln, and Stella months ago.

Lincoln: "Ah, come on! I just combed my hair."

Brothers: [taunting] "OOOOOOOHHH!"

Leif: "PILE ON ROMEO!"

[Lincoln screams as his brothers minus Leon pile on top of him.]

Loki: "Guys, Dutch oven, Loud House style!"

[They all fart on Lincoln.]

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!" everyone gagged.

"All of them seriously have no class!" Lola cried in disgust.

"That is so gross!" cried Leni.

"Nasty!" gagged Luna.

"Even I think nine Ducth ovens is overkill." Lynn said in agreement.

Luke: "Say uncle!"

Lincoln: "Uncle!"

[They all get off Lincoln and cheer proudly for their Dutch oven. Lincoln, however, is not pleased.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Remember what I said about staying here forever? Yeah. That's not happening."

"Well at least you realize that now." said Bobby.

"Shame it had to be disgusting and barbaric actions our male counterparts put you through in order to see it." said Lisa.

"Yeah, even if we have our disagreement, I still love my sisters." said Lincoln.

His sisters were touched by that.

Lincoln: [Sees that he only has 5 minutes before it's too late.] "Phew. I still have five minutes to get back." [Checks the wastebasket he threw the watch in but can't find it.] "Where is it?"

Lexx: "Whoa! Check out this sweet watch!" [holds the dimensional wristwatch]

Lincoln: "Hey, that's mine!"

Lexx: "Finders, keepers, loser!" [runs off with it]

"No! That's Lincoln's only way home!" cried Rita.

"Those jerks!" hissed Ronnie Anne.

"Bad boy-sistews! Bad boy-sistews!" Lily snapped.

Lincoln: "No! I need that!" [Chases after Lexx and falls down the stairs.]

[Lexx tosses it to Luke.]

Loni: [laughing] "Keep away with Uncle Lincoln's watch!"

Luke: "Oops!" [tosses it to Loni]

Lincoln: "You guys, this is serious!" [Sees this dimension of his Dad and gets an idea.] "PILE ON DAD!"

[Their dad runs away screaming and all the boys, minus Leon, run off to pile on him. Lincoln manages to grab his watch as they charge off.]

Alt. Lynn Sr.: "UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE!"

"Nice job bro!" said Lynn.

"Yeah, they totally fell for that!" laughed Giggles.

[There are only a few seconds left.]

Lincoln: "Phew. Just in time."

Boy Lynn: "Hey, Stinkin', I almost forgot something."

[He pantses Lincoln and runs off laughing. Lincoln sighs, activates the portal, and jumps in screaming.]

"Moron." hissed Sam.

"Then again, Lynn does that to me too." said Lincoln.

Disapproving looks went on Lynn as she chuckled sheepishly.

"On the plus side, you're back to your dimension Little Loud." said Bobby.

"Actually…" Lincoln began.

[Lincoln makes it through the portal and ends up back in his linen closet room. But...]

Lincoln?: "My room!" [sees a familiar friend] "Bun-Bun!" [grabs Bun-Bun and cuddles him] "It worked!"

[The lights turn on and reveals his brothers are still here.]

Loki: "Are you okay? Did you have a nightmare?"

Lincoln?: "AAAHH! It didn't work!"

"Dang it!" exclaimed Ronnie Anne.

"Must've been a malfunction." said Lisa.

Luke: "You want some water?"

Lexx: "How about warm milk?"

Boy Lynn: "Do you want some water?"

"What's the dealy-o?" asked Luna.

"Yeah, why are they all of a sudden being nice to Lincoln?" asked Ronnie Anne.

"One minute ago they were completely obnoxious." added Lola.

Lincoln?: "Wait. Why are they being nice to me?"

Loni: "Aw. Want us to stay until you fall asleep, Linka?"

Lincoln?: [confused] "Linka?"

"Linka?" everyone else said in unison.

[Lincoln looks around to see that his room is now girly, there's a photo of him and a female version of Clyde, and he finds in his mirror that he's a female version of himself named Linka Loud.]

The screen stopped right there so everyone could get a look at this white haired girl who looked so much like Lincoln, so much so that she could be a 1st cousin or identical twin he was never told about.

Everyone's jaws dropped in shock and disbelief.

Clyde said, "Lincoln... I mean this in the most non-weird way possible, since she's technically you, but she's cute."

All of Lincoln's other friends thought so, too, voicing their agreement.

Ronnie Anne didn't really know what to make of her, so she said, "If she's exactly the same as you are, then she looks like the kind of girl I could hang out with."

Lynn chimed in, "What about dating her?" with a teasing tone.

Ronnie rolled here eyes and sniped back, "Maybe, but that would give Lincoln ideas. You know how things get for guys when two girls are involved."

Maria asked her, with Ronnie realized that she done goofed, "And... how do you know about how things get between two women and a man?"

Ronnie Anne played dumb, "Whaaaaaat? Of course, I don't know about that, mom! I was just... well, guessing! You know how guys are...!" Maria made a mental note to ask for details later, but Bobby was pretty suspicious. "Anyway, I'd rather not give him ideas that would... well, y'know, create fantasies, so no, we'd be just besties at most."

Lincoln said, with a flushed face, "Oh, ha-ha, very funny... Anyway, does anybody ELSE have anything witty they'd like to say about my female counterpart before we move on? Apart from dating jokes?"

Everyone nodded as they faced the screen again.

"I'll be honest, I always wondered what Lincoln would look like as a girl." Leni whispered to her sisters.

"Same, but I'm happy he's a boy." said Luna.

"Yeah, he's an awesome brother." nodded Lynn.

Linka: "I'M IN THE WRONG DIMENSION!"

[Linka screams in horror and then it immediately changes back to Lincoln. It turns out Lincoln was having a nightmare. His room is the same as it was and he's still Lincoln Loud.]

Lincoln: "Oh, thank goodness. It was all just a nightmare."

Everyone just stared.

"That was…" began Lucy.

"Freaky…" finished Rusty.

"So… it was all a nightmare?" asked Carl.

"Yep." Lincoln replied.

"I thought there was a reason I didn't remember giving Lincoln the watch." said Lisa.

[His sisters barge in having been alarmed of his scream.]

Lori: [concerned] "We heard you scream! Are you okay? Here's Bun-Bun, Linky."

[His sisters comfort him after his fright.]

Leni: "Lily will kiss it and make it all better."

Lincoln: "Thanks, guys. You're the best."

[Lily kisses her brother]

"You really are." said Lincoln, making the girls smile.

Lincoln: "It's good to be home. I'll never complain about having sisters again."

[As they embrace for a tender moment, the girls realize what he just said.]

Lola: "Wait. What?"

Lincoln: "I mean, you know, the nuns."

"Nice save." said Clyde.

"Though let's be honest again, you guys have got to have honestly complained about each other at some point." said Zach.

The Louds traded glances.

"Maybe once or twice." admitted Lucy.

[Leni notices and picks up a wristwatch.]

Leni: "Lincoln, is this yours? It fell on the floor."

[Lincoln screams, tosses it on the floor, and stomps it into pieces.]

Lori: [livid] "That was literally mine! You are so gonna pay!"

Lincoln: [fearing] "Please don't stick my head down the toilet!"

Lori: "What? I meant with money."

Lincoln: "Oh, of course. That's more than fair."

"Lori, how much was that watch?" Carol asked flatly.

"Uh, $20…" Lori said, smiling sheepishly.

Lola: [scoffs] "Breaking Lori's watch? You sir, have no class!"

[The sisters all go back to bed.]

Everyone gave Lori and Lola "Oh brother" looks.

"Did you even ask him what his nightmare was about?" asked Bobby. "I know I would if Ronnie Anne ever had one."

"He's not wrong." Ronnie Anne said.

The Loud sisters traded sheepishly glances, making Lynn Sr. and Rita facepalm.

Lincoln: [to the viewers] "I'm so glad my sisters are nothing like my brothers."

[Lynn comes back in]

Lynn: "Hey, Lincoln, I almost forgot something." [pantses him and runs off laughing]

Lincoln: [annoyed] "Except for Lynn."

"Lynn!" Rita and Lynn Sr. exclaimed.

"Really Lynn?" Paula deadpanned.

"Seriously Lynn?" Polly asked, arms folded.

"Not cool Lynn." Francisco frowned.

"Lynn we find it funny that you hate bullies but you seem to like bullying Lincoln." Margo said disapprovingly.

Lynn laughed nervously.

Lincoln faced his sisters again.

"Girls, I am so sorry for ever thinking such a rotten thought of having brothers instead of sisters." he said in guilt. "It just sounded so selfish of me. I love you girls to bits and I should be lucky I have you in my life. I don't deserve you guys and I understand if you don't forgive me."

The girls traded glances before they smiled at Lincoln.

"That's where you're wrong Lincoln." said Lori.

Lincoln looked at them, confused.

"Like the others have said, there have been times where we might've wondered what it would be like to have brothers instead of sisters as well, or even you as a girl."

"But like you, in the end we realize how much we truly love each other and we're thankful to have one another as well." added Luan.

"And from what we've seen, you learned that too." said Lucy. "Even though it had to be from our obnoxious gender counterparts."

"And remember Lincoln, no matter how much you may complain about us, and vise-versa with you or each other, we love you no matter what." said Leni.

"And you may say that you don't deserve us Lincoln, but you're wrong there." said Clyde. "Let's be honest, everyone else in their life has had some selfish and inconsiderate thoughts that they regret."

"Yeah, you're not alone there Lincoln." added Ronnie Anne.

"So if we ever criticized you, we'd be total hypocrites." said Rusty.

Lincoln smiled at that. "Thanks guys." he said as he turned to his sisters. "I'm sorry if I ever said I wished I had brothers instead of sisters."

"And we're sorry for smothering you so much." said Luna.

"And ignoring your ideas." added Lynn.

"And for always dragging you to the mall assuming you'd like it too." added Lori. "From now on, we won't dismiss your ideas and always drag you to the mall."

"Yeah, you're a part of this family too and we should do the stuff you like too since you always do ours." added Lana.

"I'd like that." smiled Lincoln.

"Gotta say, I wish we could meet our gendebend selves." said Liam.

"Yeah, as weird as that might sound, it would be cool." said Zach.

"I actually have met our alternate counterparts, well at least the ones in our family." said Lisa. "And the method of transportation for said dimension where they are is that watch you saw me give Lincoln."

Everyone was surprised.

"Wait, you have?!" Lincoln asked in surprise.

"Oh yes. Numerous times." said Lisa. "I never told you because you never asked."

"That's so cool!" exclaimed Lana.

"What are they like?" asked Lynn.

"The second version we saw, but they are a combination of both dimensions of what we've seen." said Lisa. "They have the same personalities as the first one, but they do care for their sister Linka. They also lack the obnoxious behavior we saw after the 'Pile on Dad' scene. When compared to us, they share our likes and personalities, albeit with some differences."

"That's pretty cool." said Luna. "Wish we could meet them."

"Well you're in luck."

Everyone saw Joe emerge from a portal.

"Remember how I said I have some guests in my basement?" he asked.

Everyone nodded.

"Well, I was able to pull some strings and used my powers to bring your gender counterparts here, though not all of them as I had a minor headache." said Joe.

Everyone gasped.

"Who did you bring?" asked Sid.

"See for yourselves." said Joe, snapping his fingers.

Instalty, a portal similar to Dr. Strange's opened and out stepped several genderbend people of those from Royal Woods and Great Lakes City. They were:

Linka (Lincoln)

Loki (Lori)

Loni (Leni)

Luke (Luna)

Lane (Luan)

Boy Lynn (Lynn)

Lars (Lucy)

Leif (Lana)

Lexx (Lola)

Levi (Lisa)

Leon (Lily)

Claudia (Clyde)

Ron Allen (Ronnie Anne)

Bebe (Bobby)

Samuel (Sam)

Betty (Benny)

Carlos (Carlota)

Girl CJ (CJ)

Boy Sid (Sid)

Lian (Liam)

Zia (Zach)

Girl Rusty (Rusty)

Stellan (Stella)

Genderbend Boy Jordan (Boy Jordan)

Marty (Mollie)

Marco (Margo)

Paul (Paula)

Everyone was shocked.

"Whoa, you really weren't kidding when you said many of our counterparts were here." said Linka.

"I'm not even fazed considering I have met Lisa before." said Levi.

"Feel free to interact." said Joe.

And everyone did.

Lincoln, Clyde, Liam, Zach, Rusty, and Stella approached Linka, Claudia, Lia, Zia, Girl Rusty, and Stellan.

"Wow, this is so weird." said Lincoln.

"You can say that again." said Linka. "Nice to meet you guys."

"We know your names by the way." said Lia.

"So who are you fellers?" asked Liam.

"I'm Claudia McBride." said Claudia.

"Lia Hunnicut." said Liam.

"Rusty Spokes." said Girl Rusty.

"Zia Gurdle." said Zach.

"And I'm Stellan Zhau." said Stellan.

"Nice to meet you." smiled Stella. "Lemme guess, these gals flirted over you when you first moved to town?"

Stellan chuckled. "Yeah they did." he said. "But unlike from what Joe told us with you and the boys, they tried to be all sports-loving and tough for me so I would want to hang with them. But I'm happy for who they are."

"Same." said Stella.

"You live on a farm?" asked Liam.

"Yeah, me, my brother, and our Papa." said Lia. "My prized pig Vinnie just met his love."

"Well I'll be a horse's saddle, the same thing happened with my pig Virginia!" said Liam. "By the way, did Lynn make you Cow Pie Kid?"

"Yeah, but it did feel a little weird benign on a team that was all guys." said Lia. "But hey, Stellan's part of a group of all girls, so why not?"

"You an alien believer?" Zach asked.

"Is an alien's favorite cookie coconut?" Zia smirked.

"Awesome!" Zach said happily. "Lemme guess, everyone teases you for it?"

Zia sighed. "Yeah, especially Charlene McCann." she said. "Luckily, I just ignore her. I know that aliens exist in my heart."

"I feel the same alternate-self." said Zach with a smile.

"To be clear, your nickname is Rusty like me, right?" asked Rusty.

"Yeah, I got it from Mama Wheelie and Flat Tire." nodded Girl Rusty. "You try to be a womanizer?"

"Guilty as charged." Rusty smirked. "You?"

"It ain't easy when you're a girl to boys." said Girl Rusty. "But hey, being with Peter Pain is awesome."

"You know it." Rusty smirked.

Rocky walked up. "So you're my brother's female self?" he asked.

"Yeah. And aren't you an adorable little boy?" Girl Rusty smiled. "You remind me of my sister Rocky."

"Your sister's named Rocky too?" Rocky asked in surprise.

"Yeah, but like me, it's a nickname." said Girl Rusty.

"Sweet." said Rocky. "Is she with Lars?"

Girl Rusty nodded.

"I'm guessing you once had a crush on Loki?" Clyde asked Claudia.

"A year ago, yeah, though unlike you, Loki saw it similar to a fan girl crushing on a male celebrity." said Claudia. "But after her, Stellan, and Emmett, I have Clark in my life now."

"That's cool." said Clyde. "By the way, since I have two dads, do you have two moms?"

"Two super overprotective moms." said Claudia, rolling her eyes before smiling. "But I love them anyway. Their names are Hoda and Hannah McBride. And before you ask, I do have a therapist; Dr. Michael Lopez."

"Yeah, I guess we have both Dr. Lopez's, alongside our parents, helping us get through life." said Clyde.

"You bet." Claudia nodded. "And Linka for me too. I'm happy I have a best friend like her in my life. The Loud brothers also treat me as another sister. And like what they do with Linka, they love me to bits like my parents do."

"That's sweet." smiled Clyde.

"So what do they call you?" Lincoln asked Linka. "They call me 'The Man with a Plan'."

Linka giggled. "That's cool. I'm 'The Girl of the Planing World'." she said. "May not be catchy, but it rhymes well enough."

"You a fan of Ace Savvy?" asked Lincoln.

"In my universe, her name's Aca Savvy." said Linka. "And she has a sidekick Claudia loves to dress as whenever I'm Aca: One-Eyed Jackie. Billie Buck created them."

"That's so cool!" exclaimed Lincoln. "By the way, are you a tomboy? Just out of curiosity."

"Yeah I am." Linka laughed. "Well, actually, I'm more of a boy and a girl at heart. I do like many girl stuff like getting my nails done, shopping, and boys. But I do like Rock n' Roll like Luke, and video games, and superheroes."

"Huh, guess we're not so different." said Lincoln. "Do you ever find your sibling obnoxious at times?"

"Sometimes, but I do love my brothers all the same." said Linka.

"And I love my sisters all the same too." added Lincoln. "Even if I have to come up with plans that have to work around their habits."

"I feel you Lincoln." said Linka.

As this happened, Lori walked over to Loki.

"So you a golf fan?" she asked.

"One of the best players at Fairway University." Loki smirked. "Lemme guess, it's never easy being the oldest sibling huh?"

"Yeah, it's literally hard, but I manage to get through it." Lori nodded.

"Same here. As obnoxious as they can be sometimes, I do love my little brothers and sister." said Loki.

"I totally feel the same." said Lori. "But I gotta ask, do you actually enjoy being gassy?"

Loki chuckled. "Yeah. Like Lynn and Leif, and Girl Lynn and Lana in your case, I don't mind it." he said.

"But why? Isn't it gross?" Lori asked.

"Not at all." Loki replied. "I mean, everyone does it. And from what Levi tells us, holding it in isn't healthy. It's part of our body function, so we should learn to live with it. Plus, it's different from when you're with friends. But when it's family, especially your siblings, it ain't so bad. Even Linka's used to it."

"Huh, I guess I never really thought about it that way." Lori mused. "So you and Bebe together?"

"Yeah, she's my Berry-Bunch." said Loki. "And I'm her Beau."

Lori giggled. "That's cute." she said. "By the way, what's Carol like over in your dimension?"

"If you mean Carlton, he's alright." said Loki. "Sure we had a rough start in friendship, but he's alright. He has a brother named Carter and a sister named Connie."

"Sounds like my siblings Cassy and Connor." said Carol as she walked up.

Leni walked up to Loni. "So you're boy me?" she asked.

"I think so girl me." said Loni.

"Wow, this is so weird and cool at the same time." Leni said. "So are you a fashion designer?"

"Yeah, but since you seem to like designing dresses, I design men's wear; suits, pants, shoes, the whole gig." Loni said.

"O-M-Gosh, that is totes amazon." Leni said happily. "Do you have a Chaz in your life?"

"Oh I do, though I thought her name was Chelsea." said Loni, confused.

"That sounds about right." said Miguel as he, Fiona, Mandee, Jackie, and Chaz walke dup.

"So you work at the mall too?" asked Fiona.

"Yeah, under Mr. Carmichael." said Loni. "My friends Frank and Maggie are toets fun to work with."

Luna walked up to Luke. "Gotta say, it's pretty rad seein' myself as a boy." she said. "One of my sibs remarked that they always wondered what I would look like as a boy with a mohawk."

"Yeah, like that Eli kid from Cobra Kai? Totally rad if I do say so myself." said Luke proudly. "So I'm guessing you swing both ways?"

Luna chuckled. "You bet I do. My girlfriend's name is Sam, short for Samantha. You?"

"My boyfriend's name is Sam as well, though it's short for Samuel." said Luke. "You a fan of Michelle Swagger?"

"Am I?!" Luna said excitedly. "My version, Mick Swagger, inspired me to be a rock start at my first concert!"

"Mine too!" said Luke. "Samuel loves Michelle Swagger as well, as do our mates Sally and Maxy."

"So do Sully and Mazzy!" said Luna.

Luan walked up to Lane. "Hi! I'm Luan." she greeted.

"Hey there Luan! Name's Lane." said Lane, sticking his arm out.

Luan and Lane shook hands, only for them to get electricuted.

"Hahahaha, nice gag!" giggled Luan.

"You two." laughed Lane. "So you're a comedian huh? Wanna make the entire world laugh?"

"You bet I do!" laughed Luan. "What's your comedy business called?"

"Funny Business Inc, like yours." Lane replied. "But sometimes I like to joke with the initials pretending I'm the actual FBI before doing the quick-reeval."

Luan laughed. "I should totally do that." she said.

At that moment, Benny walked up to the two. And at the same time, Betty did as well.

"I see you have a Benny in your life." said Luan.

"Yup! I'm Betty Stein!" Betty greeted, shaking Benny's hand.

"And I'm Benny." said Benny. "So do you know about April Fools Day?"

Lane sighed as Betty patted his back.

"Yeah Lane told me." Betty said. "But what snapped him out of it was having me in his life as a positive influence."

"Joe told us about what you two are going through." said Lane. "Benny, form what I've seen and what I've been through with my family and Betty, Luan is a good girl, dangerous pranks or not. I guess what took me to stop doing over-the-top-pranks was having someone like Betty in my life to keep me steady."

Luan and Benny traded glances.

"Well, I do like Luan a lot." said Benny. "And I don't want to break up with her. I just never saw that side of her before."

"Believe me Benny, from what I've been through with Lane, Luan's comedy, kindness, and sisterly bond with her siblings out ranks her dangerous pranks in your dimension." said Betty. "With someone like you by her side, I think you two will be ok."

"You really think so?" asked Benny.

"It worked out for us, so it can for you two as well." smiled Lane.

Luan and Benny smiled a little.

"Thank you." said Luan.

Lynn, Margo, and Paula walked up to Boy Lynn, Marco, and Paul.

"So you're the boy us?" Lynn asked.

"No, you're the girl us." scoffed Boy Lynn.

There was silence before they laughed.

"Ah, you're alright Lynn." said Lynn.

"You too Lynn." said Boy Lynn. "Judging from the jersey, you're a sports lover liek me?"

"You bet your brown hair I am!" Lynn smirked. "I'm number 1!"

"Same here." Boy Lynn smirked.

"Hang on, if you are, how come your jersey says 0?" asked Paula.

"That's because his favorite player is NBA player Russell Westbrook III of the Washington Wizards." said Marco.

"Nine-time NBA all star." Boy Lynn added.

"Sick!" Lynn said happily. "Say, you a fan of spicy meatball subs?"

"That's my favorite food!" Boy Lynn said proudly. "They taste so good, fill you up nice and well, and give you wicked gas from both ends."

Lynn laughed while Margo, Paula, Marco, and Paul rolled their eyes.

"What's your opinion on Ducth Ovens?" asked Lynn.

"Love giving them and receiving them Lynn-sannity." Boy Lynn replied. "Though Linka hates them, so I've eased off on doing them on her and more on Leif."

"Yeah up until now I realized that Lincoln doesn't like Dutch ovens as much as I do." said Lynn. "So I lan to just stick with doing them to Lana and vice-versa."

"I see you have a female version of my girlfriend." said Boy Lynn, seeing Francisco, who waved.

"Oh yeah, that's Francisco." said Lynn. "Who's your love?"

"Her name's Francesca." Boy Lynn replied.

"So you put up with Lynn's 'sportsmanship' too?" Margo asked.

"All the time." Marco replied. "But in the end, he gets better… well, week by week to month by month."

"Same." said Margo. "By the way, do you have an Elliot in your life?"

"Yeah, her names' Ellie." Marco said fondly. "What about your teammates?"

"Nadia has Theo, Lainey has Alice, and Maddie has Kaito." Margo replied.

"For me, Nate has Thelma, Larry has Alan, and Mads has Karen." said Marco.

"So does your mom force you to do sports as well?" Paula asked.

"Yeah, but I managed to make it work despite my injury." sighed Paul. "But hey, that's what makes us quite the unique players huh?"

"Yeah, I guess it does." Paula smiled. "By the way, who are the members on the Turkey jerky team both Lynns met us on? Mine are Diane, Maya, and Amy."

"My teammates on that team were Darren, Malick, and Andy." said Paul.

Lucy and her Mortician's Club approached Lars.

"A pleasure to make your acquaintance lars." said Lucy. "You a fan of the darkness?"

"Yes. But not in an evil way." said Lars. "Sigh. Though my brothers and sisters will never truly understand what the dark truths in our lives are."

"We feel the same." said Lucy. "By the way, what's your break from the darkness? Mines Princess Pony."

"Mine's the Demolition Derby." Lars replied. "So you and Haiku lead a Mortician's Club?"

"Yes. How about you?" asked Lucy.

"Haiku retains his name as it can be for both boys and girls, as does Dante." said Lars. "Your Boris is my Barta, Persephone is Persion, and Morpheus is Morticia."

"Gasp. Like the Addams Family character?" asked Lucy.

"The same one." said Lars. "Me and Haiku took over after Bertha left."

"Do you have any poems for us?" Haiku asked curiously.

"I do." said Lars, bringing out a piece of paper. "Opposite genders, quite the sight to see. While weird and spooky for some, it's just right for me."

The Mortician's Club applauded.

"That was very poetic." said Lucy.

"Thank you. Linka helped me with it." said Lars with a small smile. "She's a good helper with my poetry."

"Lincoln is that to me as well." said Lucy.

As Lola was busy introducing herself to the opposite gender versions of her friends and family, when she walked up to Lexx holding out her hand with a smirk. Lexx knew what she wanted from him, his lessons in being a proper gentleman from Linka coming to mind.

Lexx said, trying to keep calm and hide his blush as this... beautiful creature gave him her hand, "I'm charmed to meet you, m'lady. I'm Lexx Loud, talent show and young fashionista extraordinaire. You're just as beautiful as the moment I first saw you..." he said, lightly kissing her hand as Lola let out a giggle.

"Why thank you." Lola beamed. "Lola Loud, pageant winner and princess of the family. You drive a mini-army car I see."

Lexx smirked. "Yup. I may be a prince, but I'm a tough one at that. You don't mess with this prince."

"Ooh, I like your style." Lola applauded. "So, uh, do you have a Winston and a Meli in your life?"

"Yeah, my girlfriend is Winnie and my best friend is a timid boy named Mel, short for Melvin." said Lexx.

"By the way, loving your crown." said Lola.

"And your tiara makes you look pretty." added Lexx, making Lola giggle.

Lexx then pulled up a chair for Lola, he sat down when she did first and they were busy swapping fashion tips for their gender, like tips in female fashion from Lexx to Lola and vice-versa.

Lana and Leif on the other hand were rolling their eyes. Leif said to his female self, "Well, no duh they'd like each other..." and Lana went, "Yeah. Doesn't help they're exactly the same versions of each other. I never told Lola this, but sometimes I think if Lola's ego was an internet server, it'd have enough power to give 3rd world countries more internet access."

Both mechanics laughed and the male went, "My name's Leif. Expert mechanic and animal lover... even if the latter's not official, yet."

Lana said, "I'm Lana."

"Nice to meet ya." said Leif. "You a frog lover?"

"Heck yeah! Hops is my best friend!" said Lana.

"My pal Hoppette is too." said Leif.

"What a coincidence, Skippy's frog's name is Hoppette is too!" Lana laughed.

"What's even funnier is that my crush Sunny has a frog named Hops too." Leif laughed.

Lisa and Levi shook hands.

"Greetings again my alternate counterpart." said Lisa.

"Salutations as well my female version of myself." said Levi. "How long has it been since we've last encountered one another?"

"Approximately seven months." said Lisa. "I'm surprised you haven't tried to contact us."

"Science never takes a rest." said Levi. "I have recently invented a non-stick cooking spray that won't leave stains… until it caused a sinkhole in the living room around the rocking chair."

"I've been there." said Lisa. "I tried to create a fruit punch that wouldn't stain, which worked, until it made our chair fall through a hole as well."

The two then saw Lily and Leon playing with each other, laughing and giggling as they did.

"And it is quite nice to see our interdimensional counterparts interacting with one another." said Lisa.

"Quite." nodded Levi. "So, are you and David together?"

"Mostly." Lisa replied. "And you and Danielle?"

"Progressing." Levi replied.

Sam and Samuel looked at each other.

"Gotta say, you look great." said Sam.

"Thanks." Samuel smiled. "So you love being a rock star like that Luna girl?"

"Yep." said Sam. "So I'm guessing you're with Luke?"

"You bet your teal streak I am." Samuel smirked. "We came out to our families last year. My little sister Simone said that she didn't see me any different."

Sam giggled. "My little brother Simon said the same thing." she said. "By the way, are you bi like Luna, or gay like Mr. and Mr. McBride over there?"

"Full on homosexual." answered Samuel. "And I'm guessing that makes you a lesbian in this dimension."

"You bet." said Sam.

The Casagrande's counterparts looked at one another.

"Wow, I gotta say this is really weird and cool at the same time." said Ronnie Anne.

"You're telling me." said Ron Allen. "But then again, I never thought how good I'd look as a guy."

"So what are your parent's names?" asked Bobby.

"Our dad is Martin Santiago and he's a nurse." said Bebe. "And our mom Arlene, who's a doctor, moved back from Peru last year."

"Cool." said Ronnie Anne.

"What about you guys?" asked Carlota, addressing her's and her cousin's alternate counterparts.

"Our dad is Flint Puga-Casagrande." said Carlos, Carlota's male self. "He took in Mom's name. Very talented artist."

"And our mom is Carlota Casagrande, who CJ is named after." said Carly. "She's a university teacher."

"So that makes you Carlota Casagrande Jr." said CJ.

"And that makes you Carlos Casagrande Jr." added Girl CJ. "Nice to meet you."

"You too!" beamed CJ. "You like pirates, superheroes, and elephants?"

"You bet!" smiled Girl CJ.

"So she has Down Syndrome too?" asked Bobby.

"Yeah, but she doesn't let that deter her." said Bebe. "So you work at Abuela's mercado?"

"Yeah, though technically it's our Abuelo's mercado." said Bobby.

"You a skateboarding fan?" asked Ronnie Anne.

"I'm a huge Tanya Hawk fan." said Ron Allen with a smirk. "Though in your case, it would be Tony Hawk."

"Heck yeah!" Ronnie Anne beamed.

"So what kind of designer are you?" asked Carlota.

"I work in make-up tutorials like a special effects artist." Carlos replied. "You know, making people look older, younger, like someone else or even as a creature. But I do dabble with fashion design like Leni and Loni."

"Cool." said Carlota.

"So you try to run any side business for money?" Carl asked Carly.

"You bet." Carly smirked. "Since I'm too young to get legally paid at the bodega it doesn't hurt to do some side jobs."

Carlene babbled in agreement.

"And who's this little cutie?" asked Carlota.

"That's Carlene, our version of your brother Carlitos." said Carlos.

Carlitos babbled a hello and shook hands with Carlene.

"Aww! That's so cute!" Bobby gushed.

Girl Jordan and Mollie were talking with Boy Jordan and Marty.

"So you a dodgeball pro?" Girl Jordan asked.

"You bet girl me." smirked Boy Jordan.

"And I'm guessing there's a girl version of our Boy Jordan there?" asked Mollie.

"Yeah there is, but he usually keeps to himself." said Marty. "You a Rip Hardcore fan?"

"Heck yeah!" Mollie said. "Though I'm guessing she's a girl over there?"

"Yeah, but the nickname is still good." said Marty.

"So you host pool parties often?" asked Girl Jordan.

"Yeah, and everyone loves them." said Boy Jordan. "More so than any party Charlene McCann ever through since I recently just learned how much of a jerk she is."

"Same." said Girl Jordan.

Sid and Boy Sid looked over each other, up to the point where they were mirroring each other's movements. Then, they beamed excitedly.

"This is so cool!" exclaimed Sid.

"Yeah, I always wondered what I would look like as a girl!" Boy Sid said in agreement. "This is so weird and so amazing at the same time!"

"So you a fan of K-Pop?" asked Sid.

"Does our younger sibling act like a sass bucket? You bet I do!" Boy Sid said proudly.

"Speaking of whom, my little sister's named Adelaide." said Sid. "Who's your little brother's name?"

"Adam." Boy Sid replied. "And I have a hunch Carly's crushing on him."

Sid giggled. "So what do your parents do?" she asked.

"My dad Benn works at the zoo and my mom Stana drives the subway train." Boy Sid replied. "You a fan of Yuna Kwan?"

"Heck yeah!" Sid said happily. "Though, he is Yoon Kwan over in our dimension."

Soon, everyone whos' gender counterpart wasn't here began to interact with one another.

"So what do your grandparents do?" Rosa asked her alternate grandchildren.

"Our Grandpa Rod is building manager under Mrs. Scully and our Grandma Heather runs the bodega whenever Bebe's unavailable." said Ron Allen.

"So what do your parents do?" asked Lynn Sr.

"Our mom, who Lynn is named after, runs a chain of restaurants." said Loki. "And our dad Ren works at the dentist during the week and a publishing company on the weekends."

"What about your version of me?" asked Albert.

"Our Gran-Gran Alberta lives at Sunset Retirement home with our honorary Pop-Pop, Merrill." said Lane.

"Huh, so that's who Myrtle's alternate version is." mused Rita.

"So who are the members in your friend group?" Sid asked Ron Allen.

"Let's see, Casey is Cassie, Sameer is Sammie, Nikki is Nick, and Laird is Linda." said Boy Sid.

During that, Luke was unconsciously staring pretty hard at Sam. It didn't help that everything about this chick reminded him of his lover/best friend, Samuel. He wasn't gonna lie, she was just as hot as Samuel was. It also didn't help that he swung both ways.

'Thank God Samuel didn't hear that.' Luke thought to himself. Sam realized someone was staring at her too hard, as did Luna, and Sam asked him with an eyebrow raised, "Uh, hey, buddy? You alright? You look like you found a lost treasure or something."

Luke snapped out of his daze and said, "H-huh? Oh, uh, y-yeah... sorry, you just remind me of someone really close to me back at home." blushing a bit as he said that.

Luna asked him, "And how close are you and your Sam, luv?" she said in that British accent of hers, her eyebrow raised in suspicion. If her suspicion was right, Luke was in love with his version of Sam, too.

Luke looked away, the blush getting deeper until Linka answered, "Oh, they're REALLY close, alright..." devilish smile on her face like she was dying to reveal it. Somehow, through eavesdropping, Linka had found about Luke's love towards Samuel. "You should especially hear the cheesy love songs-" Her mouth was covered up with Luke's hand before she could finish.

Luke laughed awkwardly and said, "I-Isn't she a cute little thing, heh. A-anyway, we're really close, t-that's all you need to know."

Sam teased with a wink, "Close enough to kiss me, maybe~?" That put Luke in a BSOD state, unable to move or reply, that blush on his face not budging at all. Luna waved her hand in front of her male counterpart, only to get no reply from him.

Luna giggled and said, "Methinks you done broke 'im, luv."

As the genderbend counterparts interacted with everyone, Lincoln didn't realize it, but he was looking at Bebe really hard. Basically, she looked like an older version of Ronnie Anne. Bebe was quite flattered by the attention, thought Loki was starting to get a bit defensive over her. Bebe whispered in his ear that it was okay, Lincoln was only a boy and her heart was with Loki.

Lincoln told Bobby, whispering this, "Why didn't you tell me that you looked good as a girl?! I wasn't ready for that!"

Bobby whispered back, "Oh, and you thought I knew how I looked as a girl?!"

Before Lincoln could say anything else, Bebe stepped up to both of them and said, "Excuse me, Señors, but I couldn't help but notice that you two seem to find me fascinating for some reason. But, where are my manners? I'm Bebe, Bebe Santiago." She held out her hand to Bobby.

Bobby noticed Lori staring at Bebe intently from one side and he noticed Loki glaring at him from the other side, but Bobby said and shook her hand, "Bobby Santiago. I never realized my girl self actually could actually look good."

Bebe teased, "Oh? I look good, do I? I never realized my male self was not only handsome, but a charmer to boot." and followed that up with a giggle.

Bobby turned away with a blush and said, "Well... when you've got someone who's your entire world, you kinda have to be a charmer. You gotta look your best, too." Bebe agreed with that sentiment.

After a few more minutes of staring at each other, Lori stepped up and took Bobby's hand, "And that someone is ME, thank you very much!" As Lori pulled him away, Bobby promised that they could talk more later. Loki, in the background, stopped glaring when Bobby was pulled away.

That left only Lincoln staring at Bebe in complete silence... and in the background, Linka was doing the same thing with Bobby. Bebe said, "You know, it's not polite to just stare and not say anything. What's your name?" She said with a smile.

Lincoln said, "Uh... Lincoln Loud. M-My friends call me Lincoln. N-nice to meet you." He nervously put his up hand to shake hers.

Bebe replied, "Bebe Santiago, but I bet you knew that." Lincoln nodded as she shook his hand. Ronnie Anne was glaring at Bebe, and she never thought she'd be jealous of her sister from another universe.

Bebe teased, "So, tell me, Lincoln... are Latina women in general your thing, or is it women that remind you of my hermana from another world?" pointing to a jealous Ronnie Anne.

Lincoln noticed that glare from Ronnie Anne, and he turned back to Bebe and said, "W-well... it's not just Latina women in general that I have thing for. It's uh... y-you know, beautiful ones that kinda give me an image of what Ronnie Anne would look like in the future." His face was getting more crimson as he talked.

Bebe said, "I'm beautiful, am I? That's awfully sweet of you, Lincoln. Nice meeting you, I'd better get back to Loki before he kills you." She kissed his cheek and walked off, adding that they could talk more later. Lincoln then said, lovesick smile and all, "I'll be waiting...!"

Lincoln then snapped out of his lovesick trance because he felt himself being pulled by the ear by Ronnie Anne, and after she sat him down next to her, he was like, "What was that for?!"

Ronnie Anne quickly thought of an excuse, a sharp and jealous edge in her voice, "Oh, nothing really... except that you were drooling over my sister like an idiot? Maybe I wanted to save you from embarrassing yourself..."

Lincoln argued back, "Why do you care? We're not even dating anymore!"

Ronnie Anne answered, "I... I don't know, I just... I just don't want you around her, okay?!" crossing her arms with a pout.

Lincoln suddenly realized why, "Wait... are you jealous? You shouldn't be! Sure, there's a chance I could form crushes with other girls and let's be honest, I might even date them because of it, but you'll always hold a special place in my heart!"

Lincoln couldn't believe he said that out loud as he quickly covered his mouth, but he couldn't think of anything better to say. He noticed people from Linka's and his side were staring at him, just like with Linka and Ron Allen because the white headed girl had said something similar to Lincoln, which was "You know you'll always be my first beau, Ron!".

Ronnie Anne snapped at them, "What, are you hoping for some entertainment here, or something?!" They quickly went back to what they were doing, socializing with their opposite sex selves who had lived the same life as they up to this point.

Leif asked his female self, "Hey, uh... I'm just curious, what do you look like in a dress?"

Lana said, "Oh yeah, that... um... I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

Leif almost unbuttoned his overalls until Lana stopped him from doing so, "Not THAT kind of 'show me yours'! I meant, what do YOU look like in a tux?"

Leif replied, "Oh, you mean those stuffy penguin suits? For some reason, Linka thought it'd be a good idea if I had a picture of it." Leif pulled up a picture of him in a similar tux that corresponded to Lana's dress from her first ever pageant. "Go ahead, laugh. Call me a dork, if you want."

Lana whistled a low note, and said, "Wow, you look really handsome in that. I'm surprised that your Skippy didn't go crazy seeing you in that."

Leif chuckled with a blush, "Actually, Sunny couldn't keep her hands off me after seeing me in that, worried other girls might try to steal me away. What can I say, though? I could probably have girls flocking to me like Lexx does to him if I tried."

Lana replied, "Yeah, and I could probably be prettier than Lola, if I wanted."

Lexx and Lola yelled to them, "I HEARD THAT!"

Leif and Lana pretended not to hear them and Leif said, "Well...? You gonna show me what YOU look like in a dress?"

Lana gave him a picture of her in that dress, and Leif blurted out, "Whoa. You really look good in that dress, Lana. Maybe you should be a beauty queen like Lola."

Lola was trying her hardest to hold back her ridiculing laughter. Lana?! A beauty queen?! "Hey, brother from another world?"

Leif said stoically, "My name is Leif."

Lola rolled her eyes and said, "Whatever. You know, while Lana doesn't look too bad in a dress, you really think Lana's cut out to be a beauty queen? Honestly, I think Lana won that contest on pure luck."

Lexx also said in disbelief, "That's like saying that Leif could actually be a fashionista when he doesn't even know a casual outfit from a formal one."

Lana replied, before Leif could yell in his girl self's defense, "Don't follow it up. Lola..." She held Leif's picture of him in the tuxedo and said, while Leif blushed and told Lana not to show that to Lola, "Look at this and tell me you don't think Leif is as handsome as Lexx is?"

Lola let out a gasp of surprise, her older brother from another world was really handsome with how he looked. Leif, in the photo and no doubt thanks to Linka, had his normally messy hair neatly combed, everything on his body had been spotless, and he was on one knee, kissing Linka's hand, trying to be a gentleman while Hoppette was on his head. Hoppette was bigger than Hops, females of her species being bigger than the males.

Lola looked star-struck and said, "...In the right hands, Lexx, your brother could look as handsome as a Greek god. He'd probably be a perfect talent show assistant, too!"

Lana said, "See? We can be just as good looking as you two on your best day."

Lexx asked in a challenging tone, "Well, he does get his good looks from me... but, surely you can't be as beautiful as Lola is?"

Lana challenged back, "You wanna bet?" Lana fishes out a picture of Lincoln gently kissing Lana's hand, with Lana trying to act like a proper lady... while Hops was on her head and she somehow managed to sneak in her hat in the photo. Lana looked so much like Lola with her hair down, and just like Leif, her body was spotless. Lana was even wearing a dark blue dress and lipstick, which matched the color of her favorite overalls.

Lexx was captivated by his alternate universe sister's beauty, and Leif was definitely impressed with his female counterpart's looking sharp. Lexx had spoke up, amazed, "I stand corrected. Although, honestly, you'd look more beautiful if you lost the hat." Lana let out a laugh as if to say, "Are you crazy?!". That hat did make Lana stand out from Lola, after all.

Lana spoke up about Lincoln kissing her hand like that, "Honestly, seeing someone kiss my hand like they do for those prissy girls felt really weird... it probably would've worked for Lola, but that doesn't really flatter me."

Leif replied, "Same. I just don't see myself doing that to Sunny, and she probably thinks it'd be weird of me, too. Although, just because I won a talent show by being my 'old, obnoxious self', whatever obnoxious means, you don't have to worry about losing your crown to me, Lexx." Leif said that last statement in a teasing tone.

Lana teased Lola, "You know I could be a Grade-A threat to your pageant star status, but... that's not for me, either."

Lexx responded, "Indeed. There's only room for one prince in the family. Two is just simply too many." Lola nodded in agreement, and said "Just like there's room for only one princess."

Leif asked, "Hey, if I can find some way for Levi to let me talk to you again when I have to go, what do you say about being friends, you and me?"

Lana nodded with a smile, "I'd like that a lot, Leif. I could even give you some tips of dealing with Hoppette during her mating season."

Leif laughed and said, "Yeah, I'd appreciate it. She can be really anxious when it's that time for frogs to start breeding."

Lars began to look around. Lucy noticed this.

"What are you looking for, my male counterpart?" asked Lucy.

"It seems that my roommate has disappeared." said Lars.

"Huh, my Lynn seems to have vanished as well." said Lucy, looking around.

"They haven't." said Rocky, walking up to them. "They're over there."

Lucy and Lars turned and saw Girl and Boy Lynn stuffing their faces with long meatball subs.

Lynn swallowed her sub and patted her stomach.

"Oh that was so good!" she said with a satisfied look.

"Oh yeah I love these bad boys." Boy Lynn said in agreement.

At that moment, Lynn's stomach gurgled loudly. Placing her fist on her chest, Lynn burped loudly.

*BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPP!*

"Ah good stuff." Lynn said in satisfaction.

"You said it." said Boy Lynn. He then smirked. "Sweet burp by the way. Now watch this!"

Boy Lynn patted his stomach and belched as loud as his female counterpart.

"BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPP!*

"Whoa! Sick belch man!" Lynn laughed.

"I practice." Boy Lynn smirked.

Lynn then farted loudly.

"Whoo! My compliments to the chef!" Lynn giggled.

"Now that's my kind of scent." Boy Lynn laughed, farting as well. "Ah, in one end, out the other."

Both Lynns continued to burp and fart loudly while laughing.

"Just walk away." Lucy shuddered as she, Lars, and Rocky disgustedly left the two jocks alone to their gassy shenanigans.

Meanwhile, Lincoln pulled Linka to the side, and he asked his female self in a hushed voice and away from the crowd, "I know this is going to sound ridiculous, but are you still in love with Ron Allen?"

Linka said, with her face starting to turn red and in the same hushed tone, "No! Ron Allen and I are just friends. I mean... I'd be happy to be more than friends with him again, if he wanted, but... yeah, I still kind of like him, actually."

Lincoln said, "You don't want to embarrass him by asking him, though? I know your pain; I'm going through the same struggle in regards to Ronnie Anne." He said, pointing to the female talking to Ron Allen.

Lincoln's face lit up when he said this next part, "I kinda miss the feel of her lips on mine. I just don't tell her that because I don't want her to be embarrassed. Ronnie Anne's the greatest girl in the world, but I don't think I'm ready to go back to dating her yet."

Linka then pulled that devilish grin he'd seen before on his sisters. Anticipating what she was going to do, Lincoln said, "If you dare tell them and embarrass her, I'm telling them about your feelings on Ron Allen."

Linka said, "Oh, you thought I was going to tell? I've got a five letter word for you, and you know what that is?" She then suddenly disappeared, having learned how to do that from Lars. Lincoln was still practicing that trick with Lucy, though.

Linka appeared behind him and shouted, "PSYCH!" making Lincoln jump up with a yell. "GAH! Don't do that!" Linka laughed and eventually, he joined in, too. Both Ronnie Anne and Ron Allen couldn't help but feel a tad jealous.

Linka then told him, "Look, I totally understand how you feel. You're still kind of in love with Ronnie Anne like I am with Ron Allen. Despite my planning ability, I've never made one for how I'd tell Ron Allen he's still the boy I dream about..."

Lincoln replied, "Same with me and Ronnie Anne. It's just that, Ronnie Anne's really special to me. One of the best things to happen to me, in fact, and I don't wanna screw that up. By the way, you wouldn't be waiting for a moment where you and Ron Allen have a chance to be completely alone so you can kiss him, right?"

Linka tried to play off his guess, even if he was right on the mark, "I have no Earthly idea what you're talking about, Linc."

Lincoln replied, "Okay, then... I mean, it's just so surreal that my female self would be lying to me." He said that with a sly grin, Lincoln was trying to bait her into being honest.

Linka pretended to be confused, "I don't get what you mean?"

Lincoln said, "I'll tell you the truth first: I'm waiting for the same moment with Ronnie Anne because I know how shy she is about being romantic in front of everyone. Now, with you having the same mindset as I do, are you really gonna try and deny it?"

Linka sighed and said, "You're right. You know, you're one of the few boys who ever figured me out. Granted, one could argue that you're cheating since you're technically me."

Lincoln grinned again and said, "Cheating or no, you know I'm still right. Look, if you still love Ron Allen, then my advice to you is that you do more than just tell him that with your words. Do it with your heart, mean it with all you've got. Love isn't something that you can just not go all the way with. It's a powerful emotion that means a lot to the right person, Linka... and I know you felt it when you kissed Ron Allen in the restaurant that day."

Linka blushed crimson and said, "A-actually, HE kissed me... after he made ME cry at the restaurant. Granted, I did make him really mad at school first, and I might've broke his heart when I insulted him. Still, I know what you mean."

Lincoln continued, "So... you gonna tell him when the time is right?"

Linka nodded and said, "Yeah. I really think he needs to know how I feel about him. Thanks for the confidence booster, 'Man With The Plan'." She gently puts her lips on his cheek for a few seconds.

Lincoln felt a half mixture of joy and confusion, wondering if this would be narcissism, incest, or basically be like getting a kiss from his reflection, which was the opposite gender. Linka was a good looking girl, he'd give her that, but she was HIM. DNA, memories, blood... all of her was basically him, apart from their parts downstairs.

Linka waved her hand in front of his face. She said, "Hey! Don't go all mute on me now! T-that kiss wasn't easy for me to do, you know!" It didn't help both Ron and Ronnie were both looking jealous.

Lincoln woke up, "Huh? Oh, yeah. Well, what can I say? My mind's one of the sharpest out there when it comes to bolstering confidence."

Linka rolled her eyes. "Don't push it." she simply said.

On one corner, Luke and Sam were talking to each other, just like Luna and Samuel were laughing with each other about something, sometimes playfully flirting with the other and laughing. For all intents and purposes, they were having a similar conversation to Luke and Sam.

Sam said to Luke, "Oh... so, that's why you were staring at me, huh? I remind you a lot of Samuel over there, I'd bet."

Luke's face flushed and he admitted, "Yeah. Up until today, I never really thought about how good Samuel could look as a woman, y'know? Oh, and if I didn't say anything about my name, my name's Luke."

Sam teased with a wink, "Maybe that's because you haven't seen me up till now, right?".

Luke's face burned a brighter red and said, "Yeah, t-that's right."

Sam told him, back against the wall with a smirk, "To be fair, dude, I never really imagined what Luna would look like as a boy. I've had some fantasies about it, I won't lie, but I like her for who she is and I couldn't ask for a better jam buddy. And if I were honest, well... you're really handsome. Though, you got your looks from Luna, so maybe you're kinda cheating."

Luke said, his back against the wall with his face still red, "What?! Ha! She's the one copying MY style! You got that backwards, babe. Though, I'm real flattered she'd wanna copy me." Sam rolled her eyes playfully as he said that.

As they kept talking, Sam was surprised to learn that he knew about events that only she and Luna would know about, some good memories and some bad, but he and Sam were clicking together quite well.

Luke then finished reminiscing with, "...And then I took Samuel back to the hotel after the party, and the next morning, we woke up with blistering headaches. It was wild, man! You know, for someone who's trying to copy off my bud, you ain't half bad of a woman, Sam."

Sam said with a smile, holding his hand, "And you're a really great guy, Luke, just like Luna is." Luke said, "Well, I had to get that from somewhere." Sam then said, after gently kissing his cheek, leaving the rocker paralyzed and yet celebrating on the inside, "You and Samuel keep jamming out together. You guys are like a pair of speakers, you work well together."

Sam then walked off with a smile as Luna followed her. Sam noticed her male self had that goofy smile on his face and his face was red, too.

At the same time, Samuel said to Luna, while both teenagers were leaning on the wall, "You know, it's true I'm gay, but... honestly, when I look at you, I see a lot of Luke."

Luna smiled and decided to play dumb, "Hmm... whatever could you give that impression, luv?"

Samuel answered back, "Oh, no reason... except, maybe you're him and you have all his memories up to this point?"

"...Maybe. Can you name one for me, Sammy?" Luna said with a daring smile. "Like, oh... anything intimate that only Sam and I would know about...?"

Samuel decided to play his hand, "Okay. Remember the hotel after-party? I don't remember a whole lot of it myself, being wasted with Luke, but I think it's safe to say that I literally rocked his world, as Loki would say. It all started with the kisses, the intimate touches-"

Luna cut him off, "Okay, ya got me, you're right...! Sorry, it's just... well, I don't think everyone should know how daring Sam and I got."

Sam asked in a mock-hurt voice, "Why shouldn't I continue? Are you, maybe... ashamed of me? Because, I'm not ashamed of you." Luna raised an eyebrow at that, and he said with a blush, "I meant, Luke! S-sorry, you just remind me so much of him. I know I like guys, but if I ever had to have a first date with a girl..."

His eyes turned to Luna, who blushed with a shy smile. "I'm sure you'd be far from a disappointment." Samuel finished. "I'm not trying to take you from girl me or anything, it's bad jamming etiquette to cut in on someone else's duet. You'd probably be good in a three-way with me and Luke. Not just in music, either." He said, chuckling at his double entendre. Samuel was obviously a bit more... straightforward than Sam.

Luna blushed, and said with an expression that looked interested, "Well... if you make that a foursome, and maybe not just in music alone, I think I might take you up on that. You know, you're a really groovy guy, Samuel. Just like Sam is." Whilst Luna knew he was gay, she couldn't help but attracted to him.

As they reminisced about things that only Sam and Luna would know about, they were laughing, joking, and sometimes flirting with the other, unable to help it since they remind another of their lover

Samuel told her in kind, "You're a really radical babe, Luna. Now, I can't speak for myself, but I think my girl self needs you to keep her crescendo stable. Get what I mean?" Luna nodded, and he said, "You and Sam are like a piano and music sheets, y'know; you can't really play one without the other. Keep being awesome for girl me, alright?"

Luna said, "Yeah... I will, thanks. Oh, and before I leave you be." She noticed Sam kissing Luke on his cheek, freezing the boy in place... Luna then kissed Samuel in response, catching the young man off his guard. "Hope this isn't the only time I get to talk to ya. Stay awesome, Sammy."

Samuel said in a daze, "You... you got it, Luna. I won't let ya down." that goofy, lovesick smile on his face as she walked to where Sam was.

A while later, Joe came back.

"I'd hate to be an Interfering Isaac, but we have to get back to the episodes." said Joe. "It's been 2 hours and I gotta get this genderbend lot back to their dimension."

"We understand." said Lincoln. He turned to the group of genderbend counterparts. "It was nice to meet all of you."

"Same here." said Linka. "Feel free to visit our dimension sometime."

"And you're welcome to ours as well." added Lynn.

"We'll make sure the teleporting watches are in top notch condition before we do." said Lisa.

"Indeed. It shouldn't take so long." added Levi.

"By the way Lincoln." said Loki as he and the Loud brothers approached Lincoln. "We saw that episode you guys watched. And we want to make one thing clear; while we do act like the way we do prior to that scene Lynn mentioned Luke flushed Bun-Bun, beyond that, we aren't liek that."

"Yeah, we would never be so cruel to any of our siblings like that." said Loni.

"Sure, we may roughhouse like your sporty sister, but we would never be so horrible." nodded Lane.

"These guys are good brothers." said Linka. "Like your sisters with you Lincoln, my brothers care about me no matter how different I am."

"I can tell." said Lincoln. "And thanks for reassuring me of that."

"Well, guess we'll get going." said Bebe.

"By the way, do you boys actually do a Ducth Oven Loud House style?" asked Lynn.

"You bet your gassy iron gut we do!" smirked Leif.

"Luckily, not on me." said Linka.

"Well, see you all around!" said Claudia.

"Bye!" everyone called.

With that, two portals opened up; one to the genderbend Royal Woods, and the other to genderbend Great Lakes City. Linka, Loki, Loni, Luke, Lane, Boy Lynn, Lars, Leif, Lexx, Levi, Leon, Claudia, Samuel, Betty, Stellan, Girl Rusty, Lia, Zia, Boy Jordan, Marty, Marco, and Paul walked through the first one while Ron Allen, Bebe, Carlos, Girl CJ, Carly, Carlene, and Boy Sid walked through the other.

"Well, that was interesting." murmured Hector.

"Aye, who knew that a world where our counterparts had their genders switched would be so fascinating." nodded Rosa.

"I'm just glad the Loud brothers aren't so rough as we saw them in the middle of the episode." said Lincoln.

"True that." said Luna.

"And you know we would never do anything like that to you Lincoln, right?" asked Luan.

"Trust me, I do know." Lincoln smiled.

"With that said, I'd better get back." said Joe. "Ang and I are heading to the theater where they're re-showing Knives Out."

"God I love that movie." Lucy said findly.

"Yeah! Drama! Suspense! Twists! Amazing cast!" Sergio said in agreement.

"Anyways, up next, it's a half Lincoln, half Lola episode." said Joe. "Good day."

Joe then left, closing all three portals.

"Well, looks like you and I are up next." Lincoln said to Lola.

"I like the sound of that!" said Lola.

Lola sat next to Lincoln as the screen turned on.

To be continued…

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A/N: Like Boy Lynn, Lars, Leif, Lexx, Levi, and Leon, Zia, Lia, Carly, and Carlene retain their original voice actresses (Jessica DiCicco, Lara Jill Miller, Alex Cazares, and Cristina Milizia).

Here's who would voice the rest:

Claudia - Diamond White (The Lion Guard, Phineas and Ferb)

Ron Allen - Nathaniel Oh (Cobra Kai)

Bebe - Stephanie Beatriz (2017 DuckTales)

Samuel - Jacob Bertrand (Cobra Kai, Kirby Buckets)

Betty - Kate Micucci (2017 DuckTales, Milo Murphy's Law, Scooby-Doo)

Carlos (Genderbed Carlota) - Xolo Maridueña (Cobra Kai)

Girl CJ - Lauren Potter (she has Down Syndrome like Jared Kozak)

Boy Sid - Jason Maybaum (Raven's Home, Freaky Friday)

Girl Rusty - Nancy Cartwright (The Simpsons, Animaniacs, Rugrats)

Stellan - Max Charles (The Lion Guard, Lab Rats, The Amazing Spider-Man)

Genderbend Boy Jordan - Noah Baird (2017 DuckTales)

Marty - Malachi Barton (Stuck in the Middle)

Marco - Gianni DeCenzo (Cobra Kai)

Paul - Atticus Shaffer (The Middle, The Lion Guard, Frankenweenie)

After the break, up next, I tell you all A Tattler's Tale.

Special dialogue thanks to:
Aartman7141999

Omarnosian10

Gloyd R. Orangeboar

Isom

Turnabout Of The Shadows

Darkness Rissing

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