So you may be wondering, 'Noble! Why haven't you updated ya fucking asshat?!' haha well...school bent my ass over and dumped a fat load onto my plate with a combination of papers, exams and other bullshit as well as starting to work full time so sorry about that. We're onto the last arc of the story. What I'm thinking about doing now is that I might occasionally update it every now and then from where I cap it off. No more update schedule just random updates maybe thoughts? Read and Review! Need feedback on this!
"Guys night out? Who's going with you, babe?" Coco lounged on the couch next to Blake, the dark-haired beauty typing away at her laptop eyes peering over the screen just to see what was going on.
"Yep yep! Neptune wanted to treat Sun and I to a night out but I'm bringing Ren along too so Nora will be coming over here to hang out with you ladies.
"Helly yeah! Nora's awesome! Gonna arm wrestle her when she gets here!" Yang cheered mixing Vodka with Gatorade walking past Jaune intentionally bumping her ass into him.
"That's something I'd like to see but won't be happening since Ren and I are leaving as soon as he gets here. He swung over to Sun and Neptune's place on the way here so they should be here any second now..."
"NO OPEN DOORS!" Nora charged in with a massive mug filled to the brim with beer donning a Viking helmet and a fake orange mustache.
"Nora, there's a reason why you knock." Ren stayed outside waving to Jaune.
"Nora?! I am not Nora! I am the Valkyrie! Guardian of Valhalla!"
"Last I recalled, Valkyrie's don't have mustaches or wear horned helms." Pyrrha kissed Jaune's cheek taking a seat in an open chair.
"Tell that barbarian to quiet down!" Weiss yelled from the upstairs bathroom.
"Silence flat wench! You are not to speak unless spoken to!"
"PETITE!"
Neo stumbled into the living room clutching a bottle of raspberry vodka and a glass of Sprite silently laughing to herself flopping onto Pyrrha's lap swaying from side to side.
"What bar are you men going to?" Blake spoke not taking her eyes off her computer screen.
"We're going out to a badass pub nearby campus called the rusty spitoon, it's famous for some killer ass IPA's and having good homebrewed whiskey!" Sun's head popped out from the doorway with his trademark grin, Neptune popping in above him.
"Correctomundo! Now, get that big dick and toned ass in the car so we can go!"
"Nep how many fucking times do I gotta tell you, stop talking about my dick!"
"Dear, you're among close friends and lovers why does it matter?" Weiss gave Jaune a hug resting against the arm of the couch.
"It's...second nature at this point okay? Can't control it..."
"We should get moving, there's almost always a line to get inside and I hate standing around doing nothing."
"Alright Ren we're going we're going. Wait, before we head out." Jaune reached into his pocket handing a small shot sized bottle to his pals.
"To a drunk night!"
"To getting fucked up!"
"To finding a dommy!"
"To being designated driver."
"A dommy? What the fuck?"
"I'm a BIG sub Yang. Despite being such a successful business owner and suave man like myself I like a woman who takes charge much like that firey Mistralian woman named Arslan that I met during Halloween. A shame she lives so far away..." Neptune reminisced sighing before cracking a smile.
"But tonight will change that! Now men, off we go!" He led them out the door, Jaune leaving last winking to his ladies. The sound of Ren's car backing out of the driveway broke Nora out of her drunk stupor, taking on a more devious grin.
"Alright! We're gonna follow em!"
"Do you not trust Ren? I thought you two were doing fabulously?"
"Aw Pyrrha, it's not that I don't trust Ren! I trust him with everything and my pancakes! What I don't trust is floozies throwing themselves at my Renny!" Yang swigged her vodka down pouring another glass.
"Sounds like a plan to me! But let's get a bit buzzed first!"
"Well duh! Who's coming with?!"
"I'll drive for you but I won't be drinking Nora." Pyrrha volunteered as Blake shook her head.
"I'm writing and have hit a good groove, can't afford to lose it."
"I need to go meet my sister she has been nagging me about getting a so-called itch scratched and I need to find someone capable of doing so...do with that information as you will." With those words, Weiss left as Coco poured her won mixed drink raising a glass.
"All for it, let's have a fun night bitches!" Yang, Nora and Coco clinked their glasses together as Neo hiccuped holding up her own, head nestled on Pyrrha's muscular thighs. The amazon sighed knowing full well what lied ahead, needing to be the responsible one during this outing.
(The boyz)
"Pre-gaming in the car go! Shotgun this beer Jaune!" Sun whooped and hollered shoving a beer in Jaune's face cracking his own can open shotgunning it in mere seconds. Jaune did the same doing his best not to burp up the cheap ass carbonated beer succeeding and letting out a massive burp as he crushed the can.
"BURRRRPPPPP!"
"Fuck me that was loud! Cough it up jaune! We got ten more to go between us!"
"Do...Do we really need to drink this much before going to the fucking bar?!" Neptune turned around from the front seat taking in a deep slow drag from a doobie before puffing out his pot smoke right in Jaune and Sun's faces.
"We do hombre, we'll be ordering that nice smooth whiskey they got and it doesn't come cheap...so suck down them beers and take a hit..." He held out the joint frowning when neither of them would take a drag from it.
"Psshhht you two are pansies! I need to find...my dommy mommy tonight, all the chicks that come to the club are subs all day." Neptune whined taking another hit.
"Please try to keep your faculties in better condition, I can't carry the three of you all at the same time." Ren warned sighing knowing too well that there was no point, the three of them would get fucked up no matter what.
Behind them, trailing from an inconspicuous distance, Pyrrha was in a nigh mirrored position to Ren's, except she was having to bat away Neo's roaming perverted hands trying to grip her thighs. The mutes dainty smol hand hovering dangerously close to the amazon's luscious creamy thicc thighs
"Neo, you make one more grab for me and I'll break your hand. My patience isn't exactly very high right now..." She warned looking in the car's mirror witnessing the chaos that was happening in the backseat.
"CHUG CHUG CHUG!" Yang and Coco cheered Nora on, watching as the ginger funneled a constant pour of beer provided courtesy of Coco.
"Holy moly Nora's a beAst! Pyrrha! Are we there yet?!"
"Of course we aren't dere yet you big-titted bimbo! We're still in the cars!" Coco kept a firm hold on the bottle of beer she was pouring simultaneously gripping a glass of her vodka mixed drink.
Nora gave one last final massive gulp letting out a burp so loud the windows shook from her power.
"Oh wowie! Hehehe, that was a good one!" Nora giggled out falling to her side, the fake little mustache falling off of her upper lip floating to the floor below.
"Coco iz my turn!"
"Nuh uh! I'm funneling my vodka! Watch me bitches!" She brought the funnel to her mouth slugging down each drop of alcohol that flowed through the plastic piece and with a final breath of air Coco pulled away gasping and falling on top of Nora.
"You booze slut! Drank all the alchi! There's nothing lef for me!" Yanged groaned falling back into her seat mumbling incoherently about booze and being drunk.
'Finally...some peace and quiet before the coming storm.' She looked over to Neo who was leaning back trying to cop a feel on Coco's breast. The champion swiftly snatched Noe's hand away slapping it hard with a resounding snap.
"That goes for everyone else too Neo." Pyrrha said nothing else as Neo pouted looking out the window.
(Rusty Spitoon)
"Fuck that is some smooth whiskey...insane how pricey it is though. Fucking six dollars a shot, one twenty for a fucking bottle!" Jaune shook his head watching as his friends downed their own glasses with Ren simply sipping from some water.
"It's so worth it though, drinks are on me tonight boys Sun and Jaune you two just handle the food sound fair?" Neptune raised his second glass and the two blondes nodded raising their second round of shots, sipping them before knocking them back.
"Het Ren...how are you and Nora doing?"
"Very good...so good in fact I'll let you three in on a secret, I'm going to propose to her after we graduate." Jaune Neptune and Sun opened their mouths to cheer only for Ren to swiftly jab them all in the gut once each.
"Do NOT cause a scene! Thank you for being so happy for me but I do not want Nora to find out about this, understand?" The three nodded flagging down a bartender for another round and to order some grub.
"We'll take...a big ol mess of wings with medium sauce on the side as well as some barbecue with a basket of fries!" Sun said with a wink to the attractive bartender, her mohawk esque hairstyle making the ab man wiggle his eyebrows at her as she turned around to place the order. He didn't fail to notice how much she was swaying her hips with each step.
"Fucking A, she's hot as fuck." Sun shifted his raging boner to the side making sure not to let anyone see.
"Was that night with Velvet a one-time thing then?" Jaune asked curiously and Sun nodded.
"Yeah it kinda was, Vel's really sweet and sexy as fuck but she shouldn't be dating a guy like me. I get into too much trouble as it is." Neptune turned to him with a frown swatting Sun's head.
"You dipshit! You're a good fella! If she likes you then go for it!"
"Agreed, there's no harm in giving it a chance Sun." Ren chimed in finishing his water.
"Gotta go with Neptune on this one Sun, what's the risk?" Sun shrugged scratching at his head and sighing.
"I don't know man...I mean, I've never been in a legit relationship and every time I've tried the girl either doesn't want to or we like date for a month and call it quits. I know Vel's not that kinda girl to do that but I just thought she could do better..." Jaune waved a hand slapping it around his friend's shoulder.
"Fuck that noise, those girls you've dated before ain't Velvet and you're an awesome dude Sun. Now you're gonna message Velvet after we get out of here and ask her out! Clear?!" Sun chuckled at Jaune's words nodding with a smile.
"One large order of wings with barbecue and medium suace with a basket of fries!" The bartender returned wiggling her eyebrows at the four men setting down the food in front of them.
"Having anything else?" She asked leaning on the counter with one hand resting her chin in her palm.
"I think we're good thanks so much...oh but there is one last thing I'd like to order." Neptune whispered the last part and she leaned in with a roll of her eyes.
"I'd like one hot, badass gal to show me what a real woman is like. Think you fit that bill Ms. Bree?" Harriet looked down at her name tag snickering giving him a small nod.
"I think maybe I could, hope you don't mind a badass girl being on top."
"Oh I welcome it. To be blunt, I like being dommed. HARD." Harriet blushed slightly slipping him her number walking away with a wink.
"Okay, now that was slick and dirty! She was flirting with Sun you sneaky bastard!"
"Hey Jaune, what can I say? It's that Valasias charm I have. I know a dom when I see one and she is one hundred percent a DOM!"
"I bet she is, tell us how it goes when you seal the deal with her." Sun chuckled feating on a few wings.
"Hey Jaune...is that Mercury Black over there in that booth?" Ren pointed briefly at a corner booth and Jaune peaked his head around his friend's side, sure enough, there was Mercury Black sitting down with some rough-looking chick with a wild mohawk that had her ass planted firmly in his lap.
"And isn't he dating Ruby..." Sun growled standing up but Jaune was already walking toward the booth, his azure eyes burning with rage.
"Ah fuck...looks like we're getting kicked out of this bar for sure. Meh, at least it's for a good reason." Neptune stuffed a wing into his mouth getting up alongside Ren, who was already rolling his shoulder.
(In a booth unseen by the guys)
"That silver haired cheating piece of living shit!" yang snarled held back only by the combined efforts of Pyrrha, Nora and Coco. Neo was passed out sleeping in the corner of the booth drooling on the wall.
"Yang calm down, we don't want the guys to know we're here too! We'll deal with him another time so let's just-"
"Um Coco, it looks like we're not the only ones that noticed..." Pyrrha pointed out, her finger trailing at Jaune and his group standing in front of Black.
(Back with Jaune)
"Who the fuck are these shitstains?" The girl on Black's lap sneered only making Jaune's anger blossom.
"Don't knock Tock babe, only recognize the blondes. The fuck do you want Arc? Wukong?" Jaune's hands balled into fists itching to lash out.
"Why the fuck are you cheating on my girlfriend's sister?!" Mercury's face went pale and his snide cocky demeanor diminished.
"W-wait, you're dating Xiao-long?! I thought you were with Nikos!"
"Too bad for you I'm dating them both. Piece of cheating shit!"
"Oh, so you dating multiple women is ok but not for Mercy?"
"That's different. They all consented!
"Sounds like cheating with a legal loop hole love Or are they all desperate sluts?"
Jaune let out a roar and ashed forward clocking Mercury across the face only to feel teeth biting down on his arm, Black's bitch had her fucking teeth stabbing through his skin.
"Equal rights equal fights BITCH!" Sun called out smashing a fist into Tock's face and yanking her head away from Jaune's arm. The Arc pounced on Mercury who was still reeling from the punch barely getting a leg up to push Jaune back and gaining the upper hand for a moment jumping on top of him. Jaune moved his head out of the way of a punch yanking Mercury's hand to the side forcing the silver-haired bastard's face into the nasty bar floor. Jaune wrapped his arm around Merc's throat squeezing tighter and tighter, the cheating asshole grabbing at the limb to escape but to no avail. Jaune leaned into Black's ear whispering with a voice full of venom.
"If you think this is bad, just wait til Yang gets ahold of you. FUCKSTICK!" He rammed Mercury's face into the ground knocking him out cold forming blood out his nose. Jaune looked up to see Harriet catching Tock in a chokehold putting the vile woman to sleep in mere moments.
"Lucky for you boys I double as a bartender and bouncer. That dom enough for you blue boy?" She smirked at Neptune who was dry in the mouth smiling like a loon.
"Sorry to say though, but you boys need to leave. You started the fight so it's only right. I expect a call from you, tall tan, and blue. Hope the carpet matches the drapes." Harriet kissed Neptune's cheek laying Tock down in the boot and picking Mercury up laying him adjacent to her. Jaune glared at the cheater's unconscious form fully intent on telling Yang when he got back clutching his arm feeling blood trickle down it.
"Let me Jaune." Ren pulled out a strip of gauze and disinfectant rubbing the wound clean.
"Where the fuck-"
"Always have some on me, you'd be surprised how many times I've needed to patch up Nora after she got into a bar fight. This marks the... twenty-third bar I've been kicked out of this year alone. Now, let's get back to your place Jaune I think we could all use some time to cool down.
"Amen to that...I'm gonna call Velvet when we get back." Jaune nodded his head, turning toward the entrance seeing the retreating main of a certain blondes hair along with a few other heads he easily recognized.
'Ah fuck...Yang already knows...'
Chapter done! Now, I konw what you're all thinking, "Noble! I thought you were having Merc be a good guy!" Well that changed when my newest and first-ever 30 dollar patron on pa/treon requested that Jaune finds Mercury cheating and gets into a bar fight! Thank you Allen Fuentes for supporting me as well as Commander Sarcasom and Blaiseingfire! Read and Review!