Harry Potter Mini Crack Fics

by slytherinlibrarymole

One chapter a day unless I'm doing apology chapters for not posting anything else. the title says it all. Very short chapters unless I go on a rant. T because I gave up on monitoring which words of the English language I do or do not use.

51. Chapter 51

Day 51: Friday, May 14th

Brief description of the Hogwarts Houses pt6

Objective: Latin mottos

Gryffindors: Ego Draco Dormiens Titillandus (I tickle the sleeping dragon)

Ravenclaws: Cogito Ergo Sum (I think therefore I am).

Slytherins: Scientia Potentia Est (Knowledge is Power)

Hufflepuffs: We're All Awesome (What's Latin again?)

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No, I did not use google translate, yes, I know enough latin, no, these are not the official mottos, yes, i made them up, yes I can read and write latin (work in progress, im learning, but i do know enough to organize this with better grammar than Google Translate).

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Fun Fact in Latin: Disco means I Learn in latin. Ready-made college student excuse if there ever was one? Am I right? Liike, you went to the disco, ergo you were learning. (ergo means therefore, while ego means me, myself, and I, literally).